Poll of the Day > movies you thought to be masterpieces as a kid but were actually trash

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MomSpringfield
09/20/25 7:17:11 AM
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Thief and the Cobbler and Little Nemo for me

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Snake
09/20/25 7:36:00 AM
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I don't know about masterpieces but two that are infamously bad that I remember really liking as a kid were TMNT 3 and Batman and Robin.

I think as kids when starved for more film adaptations of your favorite characters you often ended up just accepting what was presented.

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Phantom_Nook
09/20/25 9:27:34 AM
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I loved Baby Geniuses as a kid. Then I grew up and found out it's generally disliked. I never felt the need to watch it again to see if I still liked it.

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ultra_magnus13
09/20/25 9:32:54 AM
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Masterpiece may be over selling it, but Little Nemo is really good.

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keyblader1985
09/20/25 9:53:32 AM
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Bio-Dome. Thought it was hilarious as a kid; tried to watch it recently and couldn't get past the first ten minutes.

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Falgos
09/20/25 10:11:43 AM
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ultra_magnus13 posted...
Masterpiece may be over selling it, but Little Nemo is really good.
One of my fave animated films and it's very underrated.

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Snoregasm
09/20/25 10:39:54 AM
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Nightmare before Christmas is mid at best

Small Soldiers is still peak

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BADoglick
09/20/25 10:40:16 AM
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3 ninjas hasn't aged great. I mean the black FBI agent is named Jerry Curl....

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faramir77
09/20/25 10:51:35 AM
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I remember liking The Cat in the Hat (the live action one) when I was like 12.

Apparently it's generally agreed to be one of the worst movies ever made.

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adjl
09/20/25 11:45:21 AM
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This might be the only time I've ever seen Thief and the Cobbler referenced that I haven't specifically gone looking for it, aside from renting it a couple times from a local video rental place when I was a kid. I can't comment on how well it's aged, though, both because it's been decades since I've seen it and because I'm not actually sure which of the 3(?) versions it was that I saw and therefore would have to do some real digging to find the same one.

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bachewychomp
09/20/25 11:48:45 AM
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I don't know what I thought was a masterpiece, but I definitely liked just about every movie as a kid. Isn't that the norm? At least up to a certain age.

When I say liked every movie, I mean that more like I didn't really think of movies as being "bad". There were movies that I didn't like because I thought they were scary or upsetting (I remember Jurassic Park scared me too much).

Anyway, I haven't seen them since I was a kid, but some movies I remember enjoying that I'm sure must be bad now include Mystery Men, Inspector Gadget, Flubber... oh I just remembered Space Jam as one that I actually did rewatch as an adult and it sucks ass
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captpackrat
09/20/25 1:46:29 PM
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I recall watching Santa Claus Conquers the Martians as a kid and my memory of it was that it wasn't that bad. But the MST3K crew released a DVD set with that movie paired with Manos: the Hands of Fate, so it must have been a lot worse than what I remembered.

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LaggnFragnLarry
09/20/25 1:48:26 PM
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all the ernest movies still hold up
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ParanoidObsessive
09/20/25 1:52:40 PM
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I can't really think of any movies per se, but I do know the original He-Man cartoon was something I really enjoyed as a kid, but then looking back on it now as an adult you realize just how bad it was. Especially when you compare it to some contemporary cartoons that aged much better, like GI Joe, Real Ghostbusters, or even the later Batman: The Animated Series. Shows that were so well-written you can still kind of enjoy them as an adult, rather than just rolling your eyes and asking "How the hell did I watch this crap as a kid?"



bachewychomp posted...
I definitely liked just about every movie as a kid. Isn't that the norm?

I loathed ET as a kid. I saw it in the theater as a 6-year old, and I hated it so very, very much. I was pretty much throwing tantrums because I wanted to leave (but we couldn't because my mother didn't drive us there, we were there with my aunt and my cousin and they didn't want to leave), at one point I was just wandering up and down the aisle to have something to do - I almost certainly made that movie hell for everyone else trying to watch it.

I can't even give it the benefit of the doubt and say something like "Well, it's just because I was just too young to be in a theater, attention span, etc etc", because less than a year later I was watching the Star Wars movies (my local theater re-released the first two as part of the lead-up to Return of the Jedi) and I was enthralled.

The problem was definitely ET itself. I still don't like it, even though I've come around on plenty of other movies from the era that I didn't like at the time (mostly things that were too adult/complex for a kid to really appreciate).

Hell, I enjoyed the Atari ET game (the one of the legendary landfill/direct cause of the Video Game Crash of 1983 fame) more than I enjoyed the movie.

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Dikitain
09/20/25 2:57:25 PM
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Pretty sure I liked the original Power Rangers as a kid (both the movie and the TV show) which wasn't terrible, but looking back wasn't something I can watch anymore, even nostalgically.

ParanoidObsessive posted...
Hell, I enjoyed the Atari ET game (the one of the legendary landfill/direct cause of the Video Game Crash of 1983 fame) more than I enjoyed the movie.

The ET game (and the Indiana Jones game) I think were fine, just way to ambitious to be on an Atari console, especially when the only instructions you got back then pretty much amounted to a one-pager with controls and scoring explanation. Adventure and Adventure 2 got away with it because of how simple they were.

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bachewychomp
09/20/25 3:02:27 PM
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If we wanna talk TV, I remember an important pre-school (not to be confused with preschool) ritual for me was watching Beast Wars. This CGI remains undefeated

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Dikitain
09/20/25 3:10:35 PM
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bachewychomp posted...
If we wanna talk TV, I remember an important pre-school (not to be confused with preschool) ritual for me was watching Beast Wars. This CGI remains undefeated

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b507e53e.jpg
ReBoot anyone?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b5fe4b45.jpg

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ParanoidObsessive
09/20/25 3:16:17 PM
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bachewychomp posted...
If we wanna talk TV, I remember an important pre-school (not to be confused with preschool) ritual for me was watching Beast Wars. This CGI remains undefeated

I hated that CGI so much. It was pretty much the reason why I've never watched that series, in spite of the fact that, from what I've heard/seen years later on the Internet, the writing was actually pretty good (and still tied into the G1 continuity, unlike so many other shitty Transformers spinoff seasons).

Reboot suffered the same problem for me. I knew people who loved it as kids, but I'll never know if it was good or not because I can't bring myself to watch more than 30 seconds of it.

I could probably throw Shadow Raiders in that pile as well. I don't remember ever seeing it when it was first airing, but a younger friend of mine was hugely into it, and I helped her track down all the episodes on DVD years later, and I was just like "I cannot imagine ever wanting to watch this".,

Though all of those shows also fall into the problem of coming out after I was already in my late teens (or even early 20s), so I wasn't even remotely the target audience for them at that point anyway.

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Snake
09/20/25 4:43:44 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Reboot suffered the same problem for me. I knew people who loved it as kids, but I'll never know if it was good or not because I can't bring myself to watch more than 30 seconds of it.

The show worked so well because it grew up with its audience and each season improved on the visuals as the technology advanced.

Season 3 is one of the greatest archs I've seen of an animated series where they pushed the series from the light hearted standalone kid friendly stories to a darker, large scope serialized narrative. Watching that unfold as a kid blew my mind and I love it to this day.

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Damn_Underscore
09/20/25 4:58:23 PM
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Not really trash, but I remember loving Romancing the Stone, and when I watched it again I was waiting for the part that made me like it so much but it never happened

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Damn_Underscore
09/20/25 5:02:02 PM
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Phantom_Nook posted...
I loved Baby Geniuses as a kid. Then I grew up and found out it's generally disliked. I never felt the need to watch it again to see if I still liked it.

Is this talking babies?

Arguably the worst genre ever invented

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Revelation34
09/20/25 5:17:04 PM
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How is Little Nemo trash?

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adjl
09/20/25 5:17:40 PM
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Snake posted...
Season 3 is one of the greatest archs I've seen of an animated series where they pushed the series from the light hearted standalone kid friendly stories to a darker, large scope serialized narrative. Watching that unfold as a kid blew my mind and I love it to this day.

I count myself very lucky that I only got into the series when Season 3 was actually ready to air. Waiting 5 years for the resolution of that Season 2 cliffhanger would have been brutal.

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ParanoidObsessive
09/20/25 9:01:02 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
Not really trash, but I remember loving Romancing the Stone, and when I watched it again I was waiting for the part that made me like it so much but it never happened

Were you confusing it in your head with Jewel of the Nile?



Dikitain posted...
The ET game (and the Indiana Jones game) I think were fine, just way to ambitious to be on an Atari console

Nah, ET was trash. It's not that you couldn't be ambitious on the Atari 2600 (the Ghostbusters game was way more complex and way better, for example), but more that the game was rushed into development to make a Christmas season release, which meant the single dev working on it had about one month total to complete it, starting from scratch. With no real idea of what the game should be in the first place.

By contrast, the Indiana Jones game took six months to finish.

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Muscles
09/20/25 9:15:31 PM
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Batman & Robin

Snoregasm posted...
Nightmare before Christmas is mid at best

Small Soldiers is still peak
I watched both of those for the first time as an adult and I would agree with you

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Snake
09/20/25 9:41:12 PM
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adjl posted...
I count myself very lucky that I only got into the series when Season 3 was actually ready to air. Waiting 5 years for the resolution of that Season 2 cliffhanger would have been brutal.

What do you mean? Season 2 aired in 96 and season 3 aired in 97.

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Icegoten200
09/20/25 9:52:01 PM
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I remember my introduction to The Warriors. I first saw a clip of it on TV like in a mojo ranking style show of Luther doing the thing with the bottles saying "Warriors come out to play" and described it to my dad because I was curious. Didn't watch it then but some time later randomly some dubstep song used Cyrus' speech in the build up. The audio sounded like something that came from the 80s or 90s so I asked my dad if he recognized it. That was now two separate occasions I heard about parts of the movie and the speech made my imagination spin with what kind of movie it could have been. So we watched it together and I thought it was really cool.

Over a decade later I showed my friends because I was telling them about the PS2 game and it was not as hyped up to them as it was for me. I felt bad for talking it up like it was so cool when most of that came from my own personal experience.

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ultra_magnus13
09/20/25 11:51:54 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
Not really trash, but I remember loving Romancing the Stone, and when I watched it again I was waiting for the part that made me like it so much but it never happened

Not a masterpiece, but still a fun Romventure movie.

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adjl
09/21/25 12:06:05 AM
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Snake posted...
What do you mean? Season 2 aired in 96 and season 3 aired in 97.

I could have sworn Season 2 finished in 93ish and season 3 aired in 98, but looking it up, you are indeed correct (season 3 didn't air in the US until 99, but I'm in Canada, so that doesn't matter). Wonder what I'm thinking of.

That season 4 cliffhanger will haunt me forever, though.

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Bat178
09/21/25 12:21:19 AM
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Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over, Chicken Little and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

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Snake
09/21/25 12:50:56 AM
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adjl posted...
That season 4 cliffhanger will haunt me forever, though.

The worst thing ever. Except for the Netflix Reboot show which was a literal middle finger to its fans.

They released an 8 part documentary on the making of Reboot recently and everybody involved said they'd come back and do it again. They never want to let go of the possibility of finishing the show so still keep their original ideas for ending it under wraps. Would be surreal if that came together.

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agesboy
09/21/25 1:12:18 AM
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I'm pretty sure the old super mario bros movie was objectively bad but that shit was my jam. apparently the guy that played luigi was absolutely smashed the entire time they were filming?

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Salrite
09/21/25 1:21:05 AM
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agesboy posted...
I'm pretty sure the old super mario bros movie was objectively bad but that shit was my jam. apparently the guy that played luigi was absolutely smashed the entire time they were filming?

I met him at my last job and it took me everything to not reference Luigi Mario. Great guy, though. I don't really have much of an opinion on his career but I just like him as a person.

LaggnFragnLarry posted...
all the ernest movies still hold up

Oh god, this is the answer for me. I remember liking them as a kid, but I was dying of cringe rewatching it sometime last year.

BADoglick posted...
3 ninjas hasn't aged great. I mean the black FBI agent is named Jerry Curl....

Rocky loves Emily!

I watched the first one again fairly recently. It's definitely a product of its time, but I still had fun. Really don't want to touch the sequels, though.
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Damn_Underscore
09/21/25 3:55:51 AM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Were you confusing it in your head with Jewel of the Nile?

I actually never saw this but I will put it on my list of movies to watch.

One thing that is definitely true is Romancing the Stone has a great theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsmydZnLv-o

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Yellow
09/21/25 5:21:19 AM
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Apparently spiderman 3 is a bad movie, even according to its own director, but I don't really see it. It's got everything you need, it's got sandman, spider-man, green goblic jr. and shitty venom.

Still beats out any MCU movie in terms of coherence.

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GreenKnight127
09/21/25 8:24:30 AM
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Mac & Me

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captpackrat
09/21/25 10:01:55 AM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
Mac & Me
Oh, dear God, I saw that movie recently and it was so bad.

And the original ending was SO FUCKED UP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnqooAazgwg
(This isn't a spoiler because this ending was cut from the final print)

The McDonald's scene is insane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPgRnFg8ZTU

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KJ_StErOiDs
09/21/25 1:31:20 PM
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No clue.

I haven't re-watched every "amazing" movie from my childhood, but the ones I have still hold up.

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ReturnOfFa
09/21/25 1:36:04 PM
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Phantom_Nook posted...
I loved Baby Geniuses as a kid. Then I grew up and found out it's generally disliked. I never felt the need to watch it again to see if I still liked it.
Came in here to say Baby Geniuses.

Basically anything I watched between the ages of 7-8. Cats Vs. Dogs. Jack Frost. Along Came Polly (ok, pretty good). Garfield (starring Bill Murray).

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AltOmega2
09/21/25 2:26:34 PM
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I was very excited to rewatch Inspector Gadget as an adult only to find everything but the first 30 minutes to be absolute dog shit

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keyblader1985
09/21/25 2:42:15 PM
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Yellow posted...
Apparently spiderman 3 is a bad movie, even according to its own director, but I don't really see it.
I will defend Spider-Man 3 to my dying breath. It does have its flaws, mainly too much going on due to executive meddling, but what's there is very well done.

A lot of people didn't like Topher Grace as Venom, but he's meant as a dark counterpart to Toby's Peter Parker. He's a scrawny, geeky, lovesick nobody who suddenly gains great power, but uses them for evil instead. He's exactly who Peter would be if he hadn't chosen to be a hero (choices being another major theme of the movie).

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Salrite
09/21/25 3:15:26 PM
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keyblader1985 posted...
A lot of people didn't like Topher Grace as Venom, but he's meant as a dark counterpart to Toby's Peter Parker. He's a scrawny, geeky, lovesick nobody who suddenly gains great power, but uses them for evil instead. He's exactly who Peter would be if he hadn't chosen to be a hero (choices being another major theme of the movie).

On its own, that sounds fine. But is that supposed to be who Eddie Brock is? I don't know, I don't read the comics.
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GreenKnight127
09/21/25 3:24:31 PM
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captpackrat posted...
Oh, dear God, I saw that movie recently and it was so bad.

And the original ending was SO FUCKED UP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnqooAazgwg
(This isn't a spoiler because this ending was cut from the final print)

The McDonald's scene is insane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPgRnFg8ZTU


OMFG, there's no way that ending was real! LMAO WHAT!? No. That shit is AI or something.

Im dying laughing, man.

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keyblader1985
09/21/25 3:36:39 PM
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Salrite posted...
On its own, that sounds fine. But is that supposed to be who Eddie Brock is? I don't know, I don't read the comics.
Otto Octavius was very different from the comics too, but nobody complained about that. In fact I'd bet that movie was partly what inspired his gradual redemption in the comics.

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man101
09/21/25 7:41:30 PM
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As an adult I've specifically avoided watching most of the non-Disney films I regularly watched as a kid because I'm sure 95% of them are utter garbage and I'm happy to keep my nostalgia for them intact. I loved Surf Ninjas as a kid. I will never rewatch it.

On the other hand I will and do occasionally still watch the live action TMNT films and the 90s era Adam Sandler films and I still enjoy them even though they're shit. Quality aside, there are few films as quotable in a wide variety of scenarios as Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison.

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captpackrat
09/21/25 7:52:49 PM
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I loved the Rankin & Bass versions of the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings, and I still love the story and the music, much better than the Peter Jackson versions, but I do acknowledge that the animation makes the characters look like they were hit with an ugly stick.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bfc603be.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/214e78de.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/40f0d12f.jpg

Poor Thranduil
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/95743c04.jpg

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Glob
09/21/25 7:53:33 PM
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Yellow posted...
Apparently spiderman 3 is a bad movie, even according to its own director, but I don't really see it. It's got everything you need, it's got sandman, spider-man, green goblic jr. and shitty venom.

Still beats out any MCU movie in terms of coherence.

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ultra_magnus13
09/21/25 11:48:59 PM
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man101 posted...
As an adult I've specifically avoided watching most of the non-Disney films I regularly watched as a kid because I'm sure 95% of them are utter garbage and I'm happy to keep my nostalgia for them intact. I loved Surf Ninjas as a kid. I will never rewatch it.

On the other hand I will and do occasionally still watch the live action TMNT films and the 90s era Adam Sandler films and I still enjoy them even though they're shit. Quality aside, there are few films as quotable in a wide variety of scenarios as Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison.

The first live action TMNT movie is a masterpiece and one of, if not THE best comic book movies ever made. Secret of the Ooze is still really good if your a turtle fan.

Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison are both way better than average comedy movies.

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ultra_magnus13
09/21/25 11:49:37 PM
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captpackrat posted...
I loved the Rankin & Bass versions of the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings, and I still love the story and the music, much better than the Peter Jackson versions, but I do acknowledge that the animation makes the characters look like they were hit with an ugly stick.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bfc603be.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/214e78de.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/40f0d12f.jpg

Poor Thranduil
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/95743c04.jpg

This is by far the best adaptation of the Hobbit. Rankin and Bass Smaug is definitive.

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VioletZer0
09/21/25 11:59:38 PM
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captpackrat posted...
I loved the Rankin & Bass versions of the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings, and I still love the story and the music, much better than the Peter Jackson versions, but I do acknowledge that the animation makes the characters look like they were hit with an ugly stick.

Rankin Bass Hobbit is my personal favorite adaption of the hobbit specifically because I adore the art style. It's like I am watching an animated medieval painting. I really like how humanoids just look genuinely bizarre and by the time you are used to the stylism of the different races, humans show up in the third act of the movie. Humans look so normal compared to everything else that they are kind of grotesque which I think is a great effect.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0ae6a0a0.jpg

But it is still kind of bad because of some really awful and distracting censorship, some bizarre editing and lackluster storyboarding.
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