Current Events > Mike Johnson is threatened by Portland's exposed johnsons during a bike ride

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wackyteen 10/14/25 7:39:28 PM #1:	https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2025/10/us-house-speaker-calls-portland-naked-bike-ride-most-threatening-thing-ive-seen-yet.html Portlanders turned to a local tradition Sunday to protest U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement: Riding bikes in the nude. Over a thousand riders, some naked, some with various amounts of clothing on, rode through the city in the rain over the weekend in what was, by all accounts on the ground, as well as many videos of the event, a peaceful protest. One person who doesnt agree with that characterization? U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson. On Tuesday, Johnson told the press that he had not seen federal law enforcement cross the line yet, but instead, he said, What Ive seen is the abuse of law enforcement by radical leftist activists. Most recently, Johnson went on, the most threatening thing Ive seen yet was the naked bicyclers in Portland who were protesting ICE down there. I mean, its getting really ugly. Though the people behind him appeared to stifle a smile, it does not seem that he was joking, because he went on to say that protesters have attacked officers and people have been arrested. Federal agents have arrested about 30 people outside the Portland ICE facility since June, including about 15 people who have been accused of assaulting or attempting to assault federal officers. That has included allegations of spitting, punching, shoving, throwing a water bottle and kicking tear gas canisters toward federal agents who had deployed them. Portland police have made 50 additional arrests, including for reckless burning, assault, harassment and disorderly conduct. Portland police made no arrests outside the ICE facility Sunday. Federal agents detained at least one person a clarinetist with a protest band who has been held in Clark County jail, where a roster listed no charges Tuesday. Oh no we can't remind everybody that we all have one of two sets of equipment, that might remind us that we're all alike and should be treated equally based on our worth as a person and not by superficiality made up to divide us --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:986726511] in Mike Johns... [t:81055134]...</cite> <quote>https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2025/10/us-house-speaker-calls-portland-naked-bike-ride-most-threatening-thing-ive-seen-yet.html<quote>Portlanders turned to a local tradition Sunday to protest U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement: Riding bikes in the nude.Over a thousand riders, some naked, some with various amounts of clothing on, rode through the city in the rain over the weekend in what was, by all accounts on the ground, as well as many videos of the event, a peaceful protest.One person who doesnt agree with that characterization? U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson.On Tuesday, Johnson told the press that he had not seen federal law enforcement cross the line yet, but instead, he said, What Ive seen is the abuse of law enforcement by radical leftist activists.Most recently, Johnson went on, the most threatening thing Ive seen yet was the naked bicyclers in Portland who were protesting ICE down there. I mean, its getting really ugly.Though the people behind him appeared to stifle a smile, it does not seem that he was joking, because he went on to say that protesters have attacked officers and people have been arrested.Federal agents have arrested about 30 people outside the Portland ICE facility since June, including about 15 people who have been accused of assaulting or attempting to assault federal officers. That has included allegations of spitting, punching, shoving, throwing a water bottle and kicking tear gas canisters toward federal agents who had deployed them.Portland police have made 50 additional arrests, including for reckless burning, assault, harassment and disorderly conduct.Portland police made no arrests outside the ICE facility Sunday. Federal agents detained at least one person a clarinetist with a protest band who has been held in Clark County jail, where a roster listed no charges Tuesday.</quote>Oh no we can't remind everybody that we all have one of two sets of equipment, that might remind us that we're all alike and should be treated equally based on our worth as a person and not by superficiality made up to divide us</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cartoon_Quoter 10/14/25 7:41:03 PM #2:	What a dick. --- I apologize for nothing! <cite>Cartoon_Quoter posted [p:986726526] in Mike Johns... [t:81055134]...</cite> <quote>What a dick.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mercurydude 10/14/25 7:44:38 PM #3:	Don't let him into an art museum; he might get a case of the vapors! --- God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes, 'cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose. - Everlast <cite>mercurydude posted [p:986726557] in Mike Johns... [t:81055134]...</cite> <quote>Don't let him into an art museum; he might get a case of the vapors!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 10/14/25 7:45:25 PM #4:	Finally, the rogue clarinetist has been apprehended. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:986726565] in Mike Johns... [t:81055134]...</cite> <quote>Finally, the rogue clarinetist has been apprehended.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starks 10/14/25 7:48:29 PM #5:	Johnson is so puritanical that he does see nudity as threatening. --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) <cite>Starks posted [p:986726588] in Mike Johns... [t:81055134]...</cite> <quote>Johnson is so puritanical that he does see nudity as threatening.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumpo 10/14/25 7:48:39 PM #6:	His Johnson reacted to seeing other Johnson --- Lancool II \| Z690 Tomahawk \| 12700K \| Fuma 2 \| RTX 3070Ti \| 32GB 3600MHz \| FireCuda 530 1TB \| Inland NVMe 1TB \| P3 Plus 4TB \| RM750x <cite>Trumpo posted [p:986726590] in Mike Johns... [t:81055134]...</cite> <quote>His Johnson reacted to seeing other Johnson</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DragulaRULEZ 10/14/25 7:56:16 PM #7:	Don't let Kristi Noem hear female cyclists are letting their puppies out. --- "I'm going to have to disagree with everything you say from now on. Go ahead, say babies shouldn't be skinned alive, see which side I'm on." <cite>DragulaRULEZ posted [p:986726644] in Mike Johns... [t:81055134]...</cite> <quote>Don't let Kristi Noem hear female cyclists are letting their puppies out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 10/14/25 7:59:03 PM #8:	His son hasn't approved that for his viewing pleasure --- Science and Algorithms <cite>lilORANG posted [p:986726670] in Mike Johns... [t:81055134]...</cite> <quote>His son hasn't approved that for his viewing pleasure </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 10/14/25 8:00:05 PM #9:	Starks posted... Johnson is so puritanical that he does see nudity as threatening. I mean, Genesis implies pretty heavily that nudity is a sin. And having grown up in a fairly religious/Christian family, wanton nudity was/is definitely not a thing. Not even incidental, really. --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:986726680] in Mike Johns... [t:81055134]...</cite> <quote>Starks posted... </cite><quote>Johnson is so puritanical that he does see nudity as threatening.</quote>I mean, Genesis implies pretty heavily that nudity is a sin.And having grown up in a fairly religious/Christian family, wanton nudity was/is definitely not a thing. Not even incidental, really. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Westernwolf4 10/14/25 8:01:00 PM #10:	These Republican snowflakes and Cult leader bootlickers are very tiresome. --- An opinion does not turn into a fact simply because the person holding it feels strongly about it. <cite>Westernwolf4 posted [p:986726688] in Mike Johns... [t:81055134]...</cite> <quote>These Republican snowflakes and Cult leader bootlickers are very tiresome. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Accolon 10/14/25 8:02:39 PM #11:	Hangin dong with Mike Johnson --- http://i.imgur.com/XAMp8.jpg <cite>Accolon posted [p:986726697] in Mike Johns... [t:81055134]...</cite> <quote>Hangin dong with Mike Johnson </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mybbqrules 10/14/25 8:53:12 PM #12:	Im so glad he took time out of his busy day of porn monitoring weirdness with his child to chime in. --- Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. You know it, I know it, and he knows it. <cite>mybbqrules posted [p:986727078] in Mike Johns... [t:81055134]...</cite> <quote>Im so glad he took time out of his busy day of porn monitoring weirdness with his child to chime in.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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K181 10/14/25 9:03:20 PM #14:	Make him really confused and then have a nude open carry protest. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. https://youtu.be/lMss1CeHOiM <cite>K181 posted [p:986727153] in Mike Johns... [t:81055134]...</cite> <quote>Make him really confused and then have a nude open carry protest. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DragulaRULEZ 10/14/25 9:04:55 PM #15:	K181 posted... Make him really confused and then have a nude open carry protest. Make him really confused and then have a nude concealed carry protest. --- "I'm going to have to disagree with everything you say from now on. Go ahead, say babies shouldn't be skinned alive, see which side I'm on." <cite>DragulaRULEZ posted [p:986727166] in Mike Johns... [t:81055134]...</cite> <quote>K181 posted... </cite><quote>Make him really confused and then have a nude open carry protest.</quote>Make him really confused and then have a nude concealed carry protest.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 10/14/25 9:05:17 PM #16:	Someone needs to come out of the closet already. --- "So this is how liberty dies, with Thunderous applause." Padme Amidala <cite>creativerealms posted [p:986727169] in Mike Johns... [t:81055134]...</cite> <quote>Someone needs to come out of the closet already.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 10/14/25 9:07:19 PM #17:	creativerealms posted... Someone needs to come out of the closet already. But it's so warm, and safe! And it has the best signal reception for Grindr! --- How many millions have you made off of AI? Have you even made enough to quit your job? It's not meant to make you rich, but to make the billionaires richer. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:986727186] in Mike Johns... [t:81055134]...</cite> <quote>creativerealms posted... </cite><quote>Someone needs to come out of the closet already.</quote>But it's so warm, and safe! And it has the best signal reception for Grindr!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DragulaRULEZ 10/14/25 9:09:04 PM #18:	Lindsey Graham's closet has glass doors. --- "I'm going to have to disagree with everything you say from now on. Go ahead, say babies shouldn't be skinned alive, see which side I'm on." <cite>DragulaRULEZ posted [p:986727202] in Mike Johns... [t:81055134]...</cite> <quote>Lindsey Graham's closet has glass doors.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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