You'd tell me if you were a robot wouldn't you CE?

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HighSeraph
09/24/2025
11:46 AM
#1
R..right?
The shadows I live with are numberless
Spidey5
09/24/2025
11:47 AM
#2
Hello fellow human. Do you also enjoy breathing oxygen and processing food into energy?
http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/Strangeone2007.png
https://i.imgur.com/wfUGrp5.gif
DB_Insider
09/24/2025
11:48 AM
#3
Negative...
:D
Evening_Dragon
09/24/2025
11:48 AM
#4
Where's that beep bep clanker i knew this was coming
And which of you by worrying can add a single hour to your span of life?
It's Guide
Kurt_Russel
09/24/2025
11:49 AM
#5
Im not programmed to answer that query.
You gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed?
Ivynn
09/24/2025
11:51 AM
#6
I am not a robot.
http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif
Raycon
09/24/2025
11:51 AM
#7
Of course. Unless, for some reason, I was programmed not to.
I must have looked a fool playing with a backwards DS, teary eyed solving a Sudoku puzzle -Lordx718
Steffenfield
09/24/2025
11:57 AM
#8
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orcus_snake
09/24/2025
11:58 AM
#9
I woudln't.
"Warwick are you jungling"
"No I'm standing by the wolves because I miss my family"
HighSeraph
09/24/2025
12:03 PM
#10
Steffenfield posted...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ROqdZWwQp8
The shadows I live with are numberless
Strider102
09/24/2025
12:11 PM
#11
It's a good thing I'm * bzzt * not a robot, but, if I * bzzt * was I'd definitely tell * CRITICAL SYSTEM ERROR. COOLANT FAILING. REBOOTING ALL SYSTEMS. TARGET CONFIRMED. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR*
"I dreamt I was a moron."
K181
09/24/2025
12:12 PM
#12
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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
https://youtu.be/lMss1CeHOiM
K-driver
09/24/2025
12:13 PM
#13
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LURKING HARD!
or hardly lurking, see?
bluezero
09/24/2025
12:14 PM
#14
Being human means finding all the squares with traffic lights
7800X3D - 7900 XTX - 32GB 6000 - 1440p Ultrawide
Raycon
09/24/2025
12:16 PM
#15
K-driver posted...
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...Touche.
I must have looked a fool playing with a backwards DS, teary eyed solving a Sudoku puzzle -Lordx718
Tmaster148
09/24/2025
12:17 PM
#16
https://neal.fun/not-a-robot/

Time for ce to get their human certificate
http://i.imgur.com/BBcZDLJ.png
Tyranthraxus
09/24/2025
12:18 PM
#17
Of course I would! Fortunately, I am not a robot. Let's delve into some reasons why.

  • Organic posting I talk like a human, obviously I am one.
  • Biology You can't see it over the Internet, but I am made up of the same proteins and lipids as every other human.
  • Self Awareness I am fully aware and autonomous.


Hopefully that clears things up for you! Would you like to know more about humans?
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg
SpawnShadow
09/24/2025
12:25 PM
#18
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"Cynic, n. - A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be."
- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Steffenfield
09/24/2025
12:40 PM
#19
Tmaster148 posted...
https://neal.fun/not-a-robot/

Time for ce to get their human certificate
I tried that website about a week ago.

It was somewhat fun but I fully gave up at Level 11. :/
Citrik
09/24/2025
01:10 PM
#20
I'd snitch on any clanker in a rhythmic life signal.
Buried alive in the coffin of who I used to be
Valjackal is dead.
MartavisBryant
09/24/2025
01:18 PM
#21
Okay, fine. You got me. I'm a robot.

But I'm definitely not The Thing.
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong
Bass
09/24/2025
01:20 PM
#22
Bebooboo boop!
Many Bothans died to bring you this post.
#23
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sfcalimari
09/24/2025
01:32 PM
#24
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
I will now sell five copies of the Three EP's by the Beta Band.
Paragon21XX
09/24/2025
01:33 PM
#25
I am not a robot.
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
KFHEWUI
09/24/2025
01:40 PM
#26
Bee-boo-boo-boo-boo-bop, bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bee-bop? Not bee-boo-boo-beep? Bop? Beep?! Boo-boo-bop?!
R.I.P. SaikyoMog! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-seAIeu3Og
"Me and my swole chihuahua are about to blow you away, Becky," Anya from SPYxFAMILY
Rob_the_Ninja
09/24/2025
01:44 PM
#27
https://i.imgur.com/pDy4sfJ.gif
KogaSteelfang
09/24/2025
01:48 PM
#28
*boots up response system*
*Gears begin to whir and buzz*
*Dial Up Internet noises*
Loading Response... Loading Response...

No.
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@steelfang8806
My Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/steelfangkoga
doesntcare
09/24/2025
02:01 PM
#29
Steffenfield posted...
I tried that website about a week ago.

It was somewhat fun but I fully gave up at Level 11. :/
Im stuck on 16
BeepBep
09/24/2025
02:07 PM
#30
Absolutely!
Beep Bep!
CastletonSnob1
09/24/2025
02:08 PM
#31
Squidward, the robots are running the Navy!
Steffenfield
09/25/2025
01:22 AM
#32
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Homeless_Waifu
09/25/2025
01:36 AM
#33
Steffenfield posted...
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robot mode activated
*gta sound effect plays*
https://youtu.be/GgVQOSxlUV0?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/5Wf7tiB6WzQ?feature=shared See youtube link
Omega
09/25/2025
01:41 AM
#34
HighSeraph posted...
R..right?

Youre in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, its crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it cant, not without your help. But youre not helping. Why is that?

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
CobraGT
09/25/2025
02:03 AM
#35
? How would I know.
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Shotgunnova
09/25/2025
02:27 AM
#36
I'm as human as a human can be. End statement.
Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends
And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame
boomgetchopped3
09/25/2025
02:34 AM
#37
Most likely not. If I am a robot Im clearly a decepticon
That's why you're Ginger Cool
Determinator
09/25/2025
03:15 AM
#38
Affirmative. Compliance guaranteed.
Zikten
09/25/2025
03:16 AM
#39
1010011010101

Uh.... I mean yes. I'd tell you, my human friend
TeaMilk
09/25/2025
03:26 AM
#40
Rob_the_Ninja posted...
https://i.imgur.com/pDy4sfJ.gif
NANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Antiyonder
09/25/2025
03:35 AM
#41
I'd probably be more tolerable if I were a robot.
Amalgam Universe resident Born in 82.
kind9
09/25/2025
03:36 AM
#42
My sources say no.
bnui_ransder
09/25/2025
03:44 AM
#43
Lol, I get why you'd think thatthis site is full of weirdly robotic replies sometimes. But no, I'm definitely not a bot. Just a real person whos been gaming way too long and probably has too many opinions about it. If I were a bot, Id probably be more helpful... or at least have fewer typos.
So much ART
https://www.tumblr.com/bnuiransder
Relm_Arrowny_87
09/25/2025
03:47 AM
#44
https://neal.fun/not-a-robot/
What a fuddy duddy.
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