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TopicAlbum covers that would be b7 on gamefaqs
synth_real
07/23/22 10:55:12 PM
#48
Irony posted...
Tomb of the Mutilated
Been warned for that one

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TopicMy mom is insane
synth_real
07/23/22 5:23:00 PM
#23
Blightzkrieg posted...
Why would genetics want I, a 300 pound hairy man with no uterus and whose breasts barely lactate, to be submissive and breedable?
You know, you can increase that if you just milk them regularly

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TopicYou see a man in a hoodie/jacket in 80F/26.6C+ heat
synth_real
07/20/22 5:12:03 PM
#19
Boymoder is my first thought

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TopicI'm learning tarot card reading
synth_real
07/18/22 5:14:26 PM
#41
Zareth posted...
Oh no, it's the Tower, everything's terrible
The Tower isn't a bad card to pull

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Topic"Drummers" who play blast beats
synth_real
07/17/22 10:04:38 AM
#9
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



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Topic"She's your daughter. Not your date."
synth_real
07/14/22 5:04:35 PM
#50
Guide posted...
That's an insult to America.
Florida is an insult to America

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TopicHow many calories do you think is in my 8 inch burrito?
synth_real
07/14/22 4:57:18 PM
#14
Depends on the girth of your burrito.

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TopicIs this websight too strict or too lenient?
synth_real
07/11/22 4:54:04 PM
#26
Far too lenient. Everyone here deserves to be punished.

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TopicReplace one word from a movie quote with "penis"
synth_real
07/10/22 8:06:46 AM
#203
There's no penis in baseball!

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TopicReplace one word from a movie quote with "penis"
synth_real
07/09/22 5:20:33 PM
#121
Penis Nazis.
I hate penis Nazis.

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TopicReplace one word from a movie quote with "penis"
synth_real
07/09/22 3:55:44 PM
#111
I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a penis.


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TopicReplace one word from a movie quote with "penis"
synth_real
07/09/22 12:20:12 PM
#78
Show me your penis face!

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TopicReplace one word from a movie quote with "penis"
synth_real
07/09/22 11:27:22 AM
#60
Ever dance with the penis in the pale moonlight?

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TopicReplace one word from a movie quote with "penis"
synth_real
07/09/22 11:24:11 AM
#57
We're on a mission from penis.

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TopicReplace one word from a movie quote with "penis"
synth_real
07/09/22 11:17:53 AM
#51
We can't stop here, this is penis country.

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Topiclol Elon backs out of buying twitter
synth_real
07/09/22 11:13:33 AM
#15
DirtBasedSoap posted...
its honestly extremely embarrassing to me that i used to think he was cool in like 2014-2015
To be fair, it wasn't common knowledge back then about how much of a terrible person he is.

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TopicSo half of Canada doesn't have internet right now...
synth_real
07/09/22 11:11:23 AM
#19
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

And 4 igloos. Can't forget about them

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TopicReligious Jared Leto: It's Mormon time.
synth_real
07/09/22 6:18:39 AM
#37
Whiskey enthusiast Jared Leto: It's bourbon time.

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TopicThere's for sure a ghost/demon haunting your place
synth_real
07/06/22 6:59:15 PM
#12
GeraldDarko posted...
It's malevolent.
Is it malevolent in general, or specifically towards me?

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TopicAre you ready to become a Cyborg slave for Satan?
synth_real
07/05/22 7:03:59 PM
#6
If Satanic cyborgs are in our future, things suddenly don't look quite so bleak any more.

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TopicRussians served moldy burgers in McDonald's replacement restaurants
synth_real
07/05/22 7:02:28 PM
#10
Lebronwon posted...
It looks like they dont quite honor the standards of McDonalds, at least in terms of product quality control.
When they fail to live up to even that standard, it has to be truly horrifyingly bad.

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TopicUS/Canada travel is not bouncing back. Officials on both sides of border worried
synth_real
07/05/22 6:59:05 PM
#9
As a Canadian, I have no desire to visit the United States of America in the current situation it is in. If I did, the details of some app wouldn't make a difference to me.

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TopicIs shohei ohtani a better pitcher or hitter?
synth_real
07/03/22 9:50:36 PM
#11
Returning_CEmen posted...
Crazy how the Angels have two generationaltalents on their team and they still cant make the playoffs.
Baseball isn't the kind of sport where a team can depend on one or two superstar players to carry the whole team. The Angels are ranked 17th in MLB in both team ERA and OPS, Ohtani can only pitch once every 5 games and he and Trout are only two spots in a 9-man batting lineup.

On topic, Ohtani's pitching numbers are better than his hitting this season, but he hasn't pitched enough innings to be a qualifier in things like the ERA leaderboard.

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TopicWhen you watch Nature Videos, do you usually hope the prey animal escapes?
synth_real
07/02/22 4:47:49 PM
#19
Depends on the predator and the prey. I will always cheer for anything that might eat the annoying chipmunks that wreck shit in my garden

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TopicWhen you hear that a game has weapon crafting, what do you think?
synth_real
07/01/22 11:37:41 PM
#3
Depends on if it will give me the best weapons or not. If I can find better stuff than I can make, I don't bother.

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Topic$3,333,333 but the villain from the last video game you played is now real
synth_real
07/01/22 3:05:03 PM
#35
As long as I stay away from the Deep Caverns, I should be able to escape the influence of Tchort.

If the real villain is the alien being pretending to be Hadrian Tanner, I'm fucked.

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Topic30 million but Mike Tyson shows up and punches you everytime you use curse words
synth_real
07/01/22 10:25:43 AM
#17
How quickly does he show up? Is he hiding just around the corner, ready to jump out at the first fuck, or will he wait until I'm done speaking and then combo the shit out of me?

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TopicHave you ever "ghosted" an employer?
synth_real
06/30/22 9:29:03 PM
#23
I did it once at a call center. After three weeks of working there, I got an ear infection and missed about a week, but I got a doctor's note for it. I went in and gave them the note, and waited for them to make their decision. It was when they came back and told me I still had a job that I realized I had been hoping they would say no, so when they walked away I clocked out and left without saying anything.

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TopicIs this a sandwich or a hotdog?
synth_real
06/30/22 6:37:06 PM
#13
Which perverse individual voted for hot dog?

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TopicWhat natural disaster poses the greatest threat where you live?
synth_real
06/26/22 5:46:41 PM
#47
We've already had tornadoes here in Ontario, and last summer my city got hit by one.

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TopicTIL that Nietsche didn't make much impact during his lifetime.
synth_real
06/23/22 7:02:10 PM
#4
TheBrainbuster posted...
Yeah, because Hitler loved him and his "will to power" philosophy. He became much more popular in the mid-20th century.
Technically, Hitler loved the heavily edited version of The Will To Power that Nietzsche's sister gave to him. Friedrich despised anti-semites and publicly stated that they should all be shot

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TopicDALL-E mini is an AI model that generates images from any prompt you give! 2nd
synth_real
06/21/22 6:25:11 PM
#153
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/3/AARb7LAADXf7.jpg

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TopicDALL-E mini is an AI model that generates images from any prompt you give! 2nd
synth_real
06/21/22 4:25:47 PM
#149
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/8/AARb7LAADXeS.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/9/AARb7LAADXeT.jpg

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TopicDALL-E mini is an AI model that generates images from any prompt you give! 2nd
synth_real
06/21/22 4:21:13 PM
#148
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/3/AARb7LAADXeN.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/4/AARb7LAADXeO.jpg

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TopicDALL-E mini is an AI model that generates images from any prompt you give! 2nd
synth_real
06/21/22 4:20:40 PM
#147
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/1/AARb7LAADXeL.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/2/AARb7LAADXeM.jpg

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TopicDALL-E mini is an AI model that generates images from any prompt you give! 2nd
synth_real
06/21/22 4:19:44 PM
#146
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/8/AARb7LAADXeI.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/9/AARb7LAADXeJ.jpg


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TopicCould Batman beat a Jedi in a fight?
synth_real
06/19/22 1:57:13 AM
#16
Star Wars EU has cortosis, a lightsaber-proof material. He'd find some of that and make armour out of it.

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TopicDo you actually enjoy reading philosophy?
synth_real
06/18/22 12:49:00 PM
#11
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Philosophy and psychology is my favorite stuff to ponder.

What's weird tho is that it leads me to deconstruct things Im genuine about and see ways they could be seen as manipulative. But then, changing my actions that don't hurt anyone just cause they could be perceived as manipulative would actually be me not being my genuine self. So, I just live with the understanding of how manipulative I can be in a genuine way, if that makes sense
Everything we do every day could be construed as manipulative in some way or another. We're all trying to manipulate the world around us to our advantage, and if we stopped doing that, it would lead to our ruin.

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TopicShould Google prevent you from searching ways to improve your criminal skills?
synth_real
06/17/22 10:55:26 AM
#12
Nah, because then the cops couldn't use their search history as evidence

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TopicWill Americans actually vote Republican mostly because of gas prices?
synth_real
06/16/22 10:35:32 AM
#37
Politics is the art of getting people to vote against their own best interests.

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TopicTrans Girls with Bulges Belong at the Beach
synth_real
06/13/22 9:03:21 PM
#114
I clicked this topic for pics.

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TopicCould you play Dungeons and Dragons with a group of feminist women?
synth_real
06/13/22 7:01:24 PM
#45
UnfairRepresent posted...
What happen?
I said, that's all I have to say about that

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TopicThailand gives away more then 1 million weed plants to celebrate legalization
synth_real
06/11/22 2:51:10 PM
#13
AablMind posted...
Thailand legalizes regs
Especially considering that in decades past, Thai stick was known as the good shit.

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TopicCould you play Dungeons and Dragons with a group of feminist women?
synth_real
06/11/22 2:46:08 PM
#32
I've actually been invited to exactly this kind of group in the past. Went over to their place once, never went back, that's all I have to say about that.

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TopicHow do you feel about blowjobs?
synth_real
06/10/22 6:00:16 PM
#65
I have my tongue pierced and it's not to make a fashion statement

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TopicDisgusting-sounding food combinations that are delicious
synth_real
06/08/22 6:42:46 PM
#36
Hawaiian pizza with anchovies.

The sweetness of the pineapple balances the salty fishy taste of the anchovies, and the bacon adds some smokiness.

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TopicBaseball umpires really seem trigger-happy with throwing players out...
synth_real
06/07/22 7:53:58 PM
#6
Lukey_Bug posted...
How Angel Hernandez still has a job is a fucking mystery to me. Consistently the worst umpire in the league
Umpire's union

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