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Topic | Album covers that would be b7 on gamefaqs |
synth_real 07/23/22 10:55:12 PM #48 | Irony posted... Tomb of the MutilatedBeen warned for that one --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | My mom is insane |
synth_real 07/23/22 5:23:00 PM #23 | Blightzkrieg posted... Why would genetics want I, a 300 pound hairy man with no uterus and whose breasts barely lactate, to be submissive and breedable?You know, you can increase that if you just milk them regularly --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | You see a man in a hoodie/jacket in 80F/26.6C+ heat |
synth_real 07/20/22 5:12:03 PM #19 | Boymoder is my first thought --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | I'm learning tarot card reading |
synth_real 07/18/22 5:14:26 PM #41 | Zareth posted... Oh no, it's the Tower, everything's terribleThe Tower isn't a bad card to pull --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | "Drummers" who play blast beats |
synth_real 07/17/22 10:04:38 AM #9 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | "She's your daughter. Not your date." |
synth_real 07/14/22 5:04:35 PM #50 | Guide posted... That's an insult to America.Florida is an insult to America --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | How many calories do you think is in my 8 inch burrito? |
synth_real 07/14/22 4:57:18 PM #14 | Depends on the girth of your burrito. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Is this websight too strict or too lenient? |
synth_real 07/11/22 4:54:04 PM #26 | Far too lenient. Everyone here deserves to be punished. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Replace one word from a movie quote with "penis" |
synth_real 07/10/22 8:06:46 AM #203 | There's no penis in baseball! --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Replace one word from a movie quote with "penis" |
synth_real 07/09/22 5:20:33 PM #121 | Penis Nazis. I hate penis Nazis. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Replace one word from a movie quote with "penis" |
synth_real 07/09/22 3:55:44 PM #111 | I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a penis. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Replace one word from a movie quote with "penis" |
synth_real 07/09/22 12:20:12 PM #78 | Show me your penis face! --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Replace one word from a movie quote with "penis" |
synth_real 07/09/22 11:27:22 AM #60 | Ever dance with the penis in the pale moonlight? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Replace one word from a movie quote with "penis" |
synth_real 07/09/22 11:24:11 AM #57 | We're on a mission from penis. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Replace one word from a movie quote with "penis" |
synth_real 07/09/22 11:17:53 AM #51 | We can't stop here, this is penis country. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | lol Elon backs out of buying twitter |
synth_real 07/09/22 11:13:33 AM #15 | DirtBasedSoap posted... its honestly extremely embarrassing to me that i used to think he was cool in like 2014-2015To be fair, it wasn't common knowledge back then about how much of a terrible person he is. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | So half of Canada doesn't have internet right now... |
synth_real 07/09/22 11:11:23 AM #19 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] And 4 igloos. Can't forget about them --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Religious Jared Leto: It's Mormon time. |
synth_real 07/09/22 6:18:39 AM #37 | Whiskey enthusiast Jared Leto: It's bourbon time. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | There's for sure a ghost/demon haunting your place |
synth_real 07/06/22 6:59:15 PM #12 | GeraldDarko posted... It's malevolent.Is it malevolent in general, or specifically towards me? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Are you ready to become a Cyborg slave for Satan? |
synth_real 07/05/22 7:03:59 PM #6 | If Satanic cyborgs are in our future, things suddenly don't look quite so bleak any more. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Russians served moldy burgers in McDonald's replacement restaurants |
synth_real 07/05/22 7:02:28 PM #10 | Lebronwon posted... It looks like they dont quite honor the standards of McDonalds, at least in terms of product quality control.When they fail to live up to even that standard, it has to be truly horrifyingly bad. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | US/Canada travel is not bouncing back. Officials on both sides of border worried |
synth_real 07/05/22 6:59:05 PM #9 | As a Canadian, I have no desire to visit the United States of America in the current situation it is in. If I did, the details of some app wouldn't make a difference to me. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Is shohei ohtani a better pitcher or hitter? |
synth_real 07/03/22 9:50:36 PM #11 | Returning_CEmen posted... Crazy how the Angels have two generationaltalents on their team and they still cant make the playoffs.Baseball isn't the kind of sport where a team can depend on one or two superstar players to carry the whole team. The Angels are ranked 17th in MLB in both team ERA and OPS, Ohtani can only pitch once every 5 games and he and Trout are only two spots in a 9-man batting lineup. On topic, Ohtani's pitching numbers are better than his hitting this season, but he hasn't pitched enough innings to be a qualifier in things like the ERA leaderboard. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | When you watch Nature Videos, do you usually hope the prey animal escapes? |
synth_real 07/02/22 4:47:49 PM #19 | Depends on the predator and the prey. I will always cheer for anything that might eat the annoying chipmunks that wreck shit in my garden --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | When you hear that a game has weapon crafting, what do you think? |
synth_real 07/01/22 11:37:41 PM #3 | Depends on if it will give me the best weapons or not. If I can find better stuff than I can make, I don't bother. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | $3,333,333 but the villain from the last video game you played is now real |
synth_real 07/01/22 3:05:03 PM #35 | As long as I stay away from the Deep Caverns, I should be able to escape the influence of Tchort. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | 30 million but Mike Tyson shows up and punches you everytime you use curse words |
synth_real 07/01/22 10:25:43 AM #17 | How quickly does he show up? Is he hiding just around the corner, ready to jump out at the first fuck, or will he wait until I'm done speaking and then combo the shit out of me? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Have you ever "ghosted" an employer? |
synth_real 06/30/22 9:29:03 PM #23 | I did it once at a call center. After three weeks of working there, I got an ear infection and missed about a week, but I got a doctor's note for it. I went in and gave them the note, and waited for them to make their decision. It was when they came back and told me I still had a job that I realized I had been hoping they would say no, so when they walked away I clocked out and left without saying anything. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Is this a sandwich or a hotdog? |
synth_real 06/30/22 6:37:06 PM #13 | Which perverse individual voted for hot dog? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | What natural disaster poses the greatest threat where you live? |
synth_real 06/26/22 5:46:41 PM #47 | We've already had tornadoes here in Ontario, and last summer my city got hit by one. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | TIL that Nietsche didn't make much impact during his lifetime. |
synth_real 06/23/22 7:02:10 PM #4 | TheBrainbuster posted... Yeah, because Hitler loved him and his "will to power" philosophy. He became much more popular in the mid-20th century.Technically, Hitler loved the heavily edited version of The Will To Power that Nietzsche's sister gave to him. Friedrich despised anti-semites and publicly stated that they should all be shot --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | DALL-E mini is an AI model that generates images from any prompt you give! 2nd |
synth_real 06/21/22 6:25:11 PM #153 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/3/AARb7LAADXf7.jpg --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | DALL-E mini is an AI model that generates images from any prompt you give! 2nd |
synth_real 06/21/22 4:25:47 PM #149 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/8/AARb7LAADXeS.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/9/AARb7LAADXeT.jpg --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | DALL-E mini is an AI model that generates images from any prompt you give! 2nd |
synth_real 06/21/22 4:21:13 PM #148 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/3/AARb7LAADXeN.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/4/AARb7LAADXeO.jpg --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | DALL-E mini is an AI model that generates images from any prompt you give! 2nd |
synth_real 06/21/22 4:20:40 PM #147 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/1/AARb7LAADXeL.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/2/AARb7LAADXeM.jpg --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | DALL-E mini is an AI model that generates images from any prompt you give! 2nd |
synth_real 06/21/22 4:19:44 PM #146 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/8/AARb7LAADXeI.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/9/AARb7LAADXeJ.jpg --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Could Batman beat a Jedi in a fight? |
synth_real 06/19/22 1:57:13 AM #16 | Star Wars EU has cortosis, a lightsaber-proof material. He'd find some of that and make armour out of it. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Do you actually enjoy reading philosophy? |
synth_real 06/18/22 12:49:00 PM #11 | Lost_All_Senses posted... Philosophy and psychology is my favorite stuff to ponder.Everything we do every day could be construed as manipulative in some way or another. We're all trying to manipulate the world around us to our advantage, and if we stopped doing that, it would lead to our ruin. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Should Google prevent you from searching ways to improve your criminal skills? |
synth_real 06/17/22 10:55:26 AM #12 | Nah, because then the cops couldn't use their search history as evidence --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Will Americans actually vote Republican mostly because of gas prices? |
synth_real 06/16/22 10:35:32 AM #37 | Politics is the art of getting people to vote against their own best interests. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Trans Girls with Bulges Belong at the Beach |
synth_real 06/13/22 9:03:21 PM #114 | I clicked this topic for pics. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Could you play Dungeons and Dragons with a group of feminist women? |
synth_real 06/13/22 7:01:24 PM #45 | UnfairRepresent posted... What happen?I said, that's all I have to say about that --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Thailand gives away more then 1 million weed plants to celebrate legalization |
synth_real 06/11/22 2:51:10 PM #13 | AablMind posted... Thailand legalizes regsEspecially considering that in decades past, Thai stick was known as the good shit. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Could you play Dungeons and Dragons with a group of feminist women? |
synth_real 06/11/22 2:46:08 PM #32 | I've actually been invited to exactly this kind of group in the past. Went over to their place once, never went back, that's all I have to say about that. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | How do you feel about blowjobs? |
synth_real 06/10/22 6:00:16 PM #65 | I have my tongue pierced and it's not to make a fashion statement --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Disgusting-sounding food combinations that are delicious |
synth_real 06/08/22 6:42:46 PM #36 | Hawaiian pizza with anchovies. The sweetness of the pineapple balances the salty fishy taste of the anchovies, and the bacon adds some smokiness. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
Topic | Baseball umpires really seem trigger-happy with throwing players out... |
synth_real 06/07/22 7:53:58 PM #6 | Lukey_Bug posted... How Angel Hernandez still has a job is a fucking mystery to me. Consistently the worst umpire in the leagueUmpire's union --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
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