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Depends on the condiment. Mayo goes on the bottom bun, ketchup and mustard goes on the top bun, barbecue sauce goes directly on top of the patty underneath any pickles or tomato.

Is that the secret of the Caramilk bar?

Scarecrow17 posted...

Due to her being a witch, she genuinely believed that she could talk to the dead. She would ask me often if we could go to the local graveyard so that she could speak to her friends aka the spirits of the dead. These same friends also told her not to get the Covid vaccine shot which was her reasoning for not getting it. She would text me randomly on the weekends saying a lot of people are going to die soon suddenly. Her reasoning is that she's more in tune with magic than most people so she just knew things ahead of time.

Shades of the dead are known to include some of the biggest assholes of the spirit world, and placing too much trust in them is a good way to quickly join their ranks

This seems to be their way of calling the LGBT community pedophiles, from how I've seen it used.

Cheese In The Foreskin

Not Another Foreskin Movie

Full Foreskin Jacket

My magic wand is ready

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

what's the downside

What if she sharts?

The Foreskin Of The Apes

DarkRoast posted...

A guy who complains that his wife farts too much after eating lentils

I think I read that one, if I remember right she sat in his lap and farted

There Will Be Foreskin

The Hills Have Foreskin

The Foreskin Chainsaw Massacre

I live in a basement apartment, and my desk is right underneath the only window. The sniper would have to be standing right in front of my window to see me, at which point a handgun would be a far better choice of weapon than a scoped rifle.

Baldur's Gate 1. Half the enemies on the way to the Friendly Arm Inn, the Ankhegs in the area north of the Inn.

The Royal Ontario Museum is actually kinda cool

Kids don't have the money for fursuits. Those things are expensive and dry-clean only.

Are they one hell of a drug?

Heightism is a thing for gay men too. Most bottoms want a guy taller than them

Yes.

Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...

But what if they slash your hours so you are making unlivable pay?

Don't make it known that it was you who called.

I'd rather use them on myself and not involve a woman in the first place

Have you ever tried making your own hot sauce?

s0nicfan posted...

I mean, you're definitely way more likely to survive being shot with an arrow if only because modern medical science means you probably won't die of an infection weeks later.

You don't know the nasty wounds modern day hunting arrows can make. A three-bladed broadhead can be worse than some gunshot wounds.

What about other types of pickles beyond cucumbers? I like to put spicy pickled beans in my tomato juice, and pickled peppers are pretty nice too

TheVipaGTS posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/7/AAce2dAADC-Z.jpg

The image of perfection right there

Norman_Smiley posted...

Closest thing to a positive I can say is Thor didn't try to fight beyond his skills. I have to imagine when you see the same punch 30 times and it's telegraphed as much as Eddie was doing, there's a strong urge to step in to the left and try for a left hook or right straight after Eddie whiffs, depending on his exact positioning.

Eddie shouldn't do this again. He clearly didn't take the training seriously at all. Thor... he's not a natural. If he wants to do the freak fights he can probably make some money but it feels like there is much better use of his talents than this.

I think Thor was being careful because Eddie was doing nothing but throwing bombs and he didn't want him landing a lucky one on him. The few that did make good contact had to have hurt

When you're wearing white pants

It's actually kinda roomy inside, once you get past the bouncers.

I freeze up and they all die.

What kinds of beer do you brew?

You know, if I was going to be executed and I had the choice of method, I'd pick the firing squad. I'd rather go out on my feet in a burst of gunfire than be strapped down and injected or electrocuted.

Of course, I'd greatly prefer it that the death penalty be abolished altogether, and I'm glad that is the case here in Canada where I live.

FarmDog posted...

Me toooo. Whats your favorite chord? @synth_real

B7m

I'm playing my guitar as I post right now

Smackems posted...

Not according to them. Though there's probably a few different words for it

My favourite term I've seen for it is "booty bumping"

Sorry, I don't celebrate the slaughter of the pagan people of Ireland

Second-most effective route of administration, next to direct intravenous injection.

Git gud.

What happens in the back of Mr. Sub after dark, stays in the back.

Anyone who blindly always follows the law even when it clearly conflicts with the good is lawful neutral.

Krazy_Kirby posted...

that's what fear the walking dead was supposed to do, it failed miserably

That show only showed the beginning of the outbreak, I don't think it ever explained where it came from

It was one of the big reasons why ancient agriculture was developed, they wanted to brew lots of beer but needed more grain to do it.

AbstraktProfSC2 posted...

are any hot sauces sold at wal-mart or whatever actually hot?
I usually have to buy hot sauce online. Otherwise, its Cholula

Granted, I know people that cant eat a pepperoni without tearing up.

Great Value brand makes an Aji Amarillo and Habanero hot sauce that's actually really good, by far the best thing from their house brand that I've ever tried. It's not butthole destroyer kind of hot, but it still has a kick to it.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Yeah it's like Valencia or Valentina or whatever, great flavor but no heat. I've heard people think it's hot though, some are much more sensitive to capsaicin.

Valentina makes a black label sauce that's hotter, I like it far better than the normal stuff. It's not butthole destroyer hot either.

Imit8m3 posted...

The lack of adequate "pouch" for your manly bits.
I mean, unless you want your balls popping out the sides. >_>

They make thongs with a more adequate pouch.

You have no excuse any more.

I don't think we're the right people to rebuild society. Can we just go to war with each other after it happens? I really think it would be better that way.

Can other people hear the screaming? If no, then I don't want it.

If yes, then I'd mock my food's cries for mercy in front of people while I tore into it with my teeth like an animal.

Baldur's Gate 2, if you import your save.