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| Topic | Bathroom or restroom when using the toilet |
| synth_real 06/06/22 7:08:17 PM #8 | AloneIBreak posted... Pisser/shitter. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | The guy who asks the executioner to hurry up in Skyrim |
| synth_real 06/05/22 11:45:19 AM #21 | DarkRoast posted... If he had let the priest finish her prayer, the dragon would've interrupted the execution.Almost everybody died in the dragon attack anyway. Beheading is probably a nicer death than being set on fire or buried in rubble. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Do you have in-ear earbuds? |
| synth_real 05/23/22 5:39:08 PM #20 | I hate earbuds, I greatly prefer the big earmuff style headphones --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What do you think about scientists playing God? |
| synth_real 05/23/22 11:04:37 AM #44 | bruplex posted... There is no God, only ZuulWhen someone asks you if you're a God, you say yes! --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Dumb baseball question, is it still considered a perfect game if |
| synth_real 05/21/22 7:21:08 AM #11 | accord posted... I have a dumb baseball question since im not a fan, isnt it scary to be a pitcher? What if the batter hits the ball and goes straight at you? Does that ever happen?It does happen sometimes. I remember an incident a few years ago where a pitcher got hit in the head and had to be rushed to the hospital for emergency brain surgery. Usually when a pitcher gets hit, it's a ground ball off the legs. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Twin Peaks is the weirdest fucking show ever. |
| synth_real 05/19/22 7:50:52 PM #45 | Garmonbozia posted... Fellas, don't drink that coffee.Username is appropriate for this topic --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Twin Peaks is the weirdest fucking show ever. |
| synth_real 05/14/22 12:08:51 PM #10 | S2 takes a significant dip in quality about halfway through, but then gets much better near the end. David Lynch and Mark Frost weren't involved with the show during that period. You have to watch Fire Walk With Me after S2 and before S3. It's an integral part of the story --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Women are forgoing showering. Embracing stink. Do you like the smell? |
| synth_real 05/08/22 4:51:05 PM #20 | Anybody here remember StinkPrincess? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Can we get a little sunshine here in Michigan, please? |
| synth_real 05/03/22 6:52:57 PM #6 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD2m_iqD7dI --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Have you ever worn yoga pants to trick horny dudes |
| synth_real 05/02/22 8:06:21 PM #5 | Yes. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | C/D: It's ok to enjoy media/art from a problematic artist. |
| synth_real 04/29/22 11:36:30 PM #27 | An awful lot of great artists are also total assholes. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Is this scummy of Best Buy? |
| synth_real 04/28/22 9:57:56 PM #28 | Just look up a scrap guy, if it's made of metal they'll take it away for free. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Funny how rewatchable The Matrix is |
| synth_real 04/27/22 6:49:15 PM #16 | Prestoff posted... Is there any movie where Hugo Weaving doesn't play a villainous character?Priscilla, Queen of the Desert: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109045/ --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I want to be a manslut but I don't know how |
| synth_real 04/26/22 6:36:02 PM #14 | Grindr --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Your favorite RPG of all time? The one you enjoyed every minute of? |
| synth_real 04/25/22 8:19:01 AM #70 | Baldur's Gate 2. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | $213,000,000 but every single church/temple/place of worship collaspes overnight |
| synth_real 04/24/22 11:33:35 AM #43 | This would be the Apocalypse for insurance companies. Give me the money just for that reason alone. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Rate my new concealed carry pistol. |
| synth_real 04/23/22 10:28:05 PM #10 | Wow, it's even got the tactical light on it. That's a badass gun. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | This will never stop being the funniest moment in sports |
| synth_real 04/23/22 9:36:51 PM #10 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QixQMUu4CKI Jose Canseco takes a fly ball off the head, and it goes over the fence for a home run --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | How many workplaces are gonna surprise piss test people tomorrow lol |
| synth_real 04/23/22 9:30:51 PM #20 | Here in Canada, employers can't drug test people unless they get special permission from the government to do so, and they have to have a good reason to do so. The oil and gas industry or mines can get permission to do it, because they're dangerous jobs, but the average employer can't. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Will Smith is an abuser, Jackie Chan is a CCP shill... are all our heroes dead? |
| synth_real 04/23/22 7:33:27 PM #34 | Kill your idols, come on, jump into the void! --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Do you still use a face mask when going out? |
| synth_real 04/23/22 7:31:24 PM #10 | I wear a mask on the bus (it's still mandatory there, even though the drivers never enforce it) or in stores, but not at work because I'm generally in a room by myself. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Ukraine claims wiping out Russian operations center; eliminated 2 generals. |
| synth_real 04/23/22 3:53:43 PM #7 | ScazarMeltex posted... And yet they are still conducting offensive operations. Not good, efficient, or effective ones, but offensive operations that are making progress none the less. To absorb the kinds of losses the Russians have in such a short period of time and still keep attacking is actually no small feat. That being said I hope the Ukrainians continue to kick their fucking dicks in at every opportunity."One more such victory, and we are undone" - Pyrrhus --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | C/D: You wish you can settle conflicts in adulthood via physical fighting |
| synth_real 04/23/22 1:12:12 PM #29 | D. I used to know a couple of people that got stabbed in what started out as a stupid bar fight. Might as well just bring back dueling with swords or pistols. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | When was the last time you were in a church, and why? |
| synth_real 04/23/22 1:05:54 PM #23 | It was the local polling station for the 2018 provincial election. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Are food fights really a thing? |
| synth_real 04/22/22 8:02:51 PM #6 | I've seen it once in high school. We were on some kind of field trip with kids from a bunch of other schools, and they served us the worst pizza I've ever had for lunch. It was like tomato paste and a bit of cheese on cardboard. There were kids chucking it around at each other, I had to dodge a flying slice before ducking for cover inside. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Your crush says ''Hey ugly, can you find a reason why anyone would reject me'' |
| synth_real 04/21/22 7:22:17 PM #4 | Elbows are too pointy --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I'm a sleepy, tipsy trans lady! AMA |
| synth_real 04/17/22 1:45:56 AM #23 | What is your opinion of the company Bad Dragon and the line of products they offer? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I still haven't done my Taxes. |
| synth_real 04/17/22 1:40:02 AM #8 | I haven't done my taxes since 2008, and at this point, if CRA hasn't come after me yet, I'm not going to fuck that up by filing them now and getting a guaranteed audit. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I'm a sleepy, tipsy trans lady! AMA |
| synth_real 04/16/22 11:28:38 PM #19 | ElatedVenusaur posted... ...Not that I know of. Honestly don't know what she was talking about.That's part of an old joke: What do lesbians bring on the second date? A U-Haul What do gay men bring on the second date? What second date? (the joke is that women are looking for commitment, while men are looking for sex) --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | ,how come Guys In their 30s hate on young people so hard? |
| synth_real 04/16/22 11:25:34 PM #4 | This has been happening for literally thousands of years. We're little shitheads when we're kids, but we forget that we were shitheads once we've grown up and the next generation of little shitheads start pissing us off. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What dangerous are necromancers |
| synth_real 04/16/22 8:47:10 PM #7 | They can summon the spirits of the dead to attack as well --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | went to the strip club last night for the first time since pandemic |
| synth_real 04/16/22 6:32:51 PM #17 | Hey, don't laugh, my former landlord actually took home a couple of strippers from the club before. He was no wealthy Casanova either, these things do happen. I'm not saying that TC did for sure, however. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Where does the "Taco Bell makes you shit violently" meme comes from? |
| synth_real 04/16/22 3:52:07 PM #43 | I grew up eating spicy food, and the last time I ate at Taco Bell, I ate a good amount of food and spent that night at work in and out of the bathroom. I sent one of my coworkers rushing out of the stall next to me --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Has the labor shortage caused your co-workers to get away with everything? |
| synth_real 04/16/22 12:48:11 AM #6 | Never mind my coworkers, I get away with shit that would have gotten me fired ten times over by now. I feel like I'd practically have to take a shit on the company president's desk to get canned. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Crust, stenchcore, d-beat, grindcore etc. |
| synth_real 04/15/22 4:23:54 PM #19 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] If the names keep you away, you wouldn't like the music anyway --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What's going on with Ruffles Sour Cream and Onion...? |
| synth_real 04/15/22 12:36:01 PM #9 | HornedLion posted... Funny story: I once purchased the Ruffles Sour Cream and Onion(around 2015) and they tasted like the Chedder ones. I like them both but was kind of upset because I wanted Sour Cream and Onion. I had a buddy who used to call in complaints periodically just to get vouchers for free stuff. Got a few free cases of beer out of it, though at least a couple of those times were valid complaints. I definitely did it once when I bought a case of flat beer. I think they know that fuck-ups happen in their manufacturing process on a regular basis, and it's cheaper and easier just to send you a voucher than to try to fix the root causes of the problems and drastically slow down production. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | what Is your opinion of adults over 30 without children? |
| synth_real 04/14/22 6:50:09 PM #28 | I'm 35, and no matter how hard I try, I haven't had a single child yet. They tell me I need to have sex with a woman for that, though. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | If this topic gets to 500 gunplagirl said she'll do a soft goth |
| synth_real 04/13/22 10:17:47 PM #58 | Why is soft goth so popular? It's kinda boring, why can't we try for hard goth instead? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | what thrash metal album should i listen to |
| synth_real 04/13/22 6:37:37 PM #10 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F1ect8H58c --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | The A in Oakland A's stands for Ass |
| synth_real 04/11/22 9:53:21 PM #5 | Thank you Sir, may I have another? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | How do Republicans explain when they raise LGBTQ kids? |
| synth_real 04/11/22 6:34:07 PM #7 | They try to blame everybody but themselves, like they always do. Not that raising LGBTQ kids is anything that requires blaming someone for --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | harpie always delivers: click here for soft goth |
| synth_real 04/10/22 8:51:09 PM #86 | ImInTHIS posted... LMAO at all the thirst balls. Go outside guys and talk to women, you're bound to get laidThey might get a restraining order instead. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | $250k or the ability to round-trip teleport once per month until you die |
| synth_real 04/10/22 6:52:25 PM #12 | Teleporting into a bank vault to steal is a bad idea. The money is all serialized and logged, they'll track you down. The other valuables will be locked away in their own boxes. Going into somewhere like Fort Knox to steal gold is also a bad idea, the vast majority of the world's gold is accounted for as well, if you suddenly have a bunch of gold bars that nobody knew about you having before, they're going to know it's stolen. In fact, as a general rule, it's not that difficult to get away with stealing shit, it's trying to sell it that will get you caught. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Can someone tell me why so many users on here hate baseball |
| synth_real 04/10/22 10:00:20 AM #17 | People say baseball is boring, but then cheer for a football game where the team moves up a few yards every five minutes --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Pick one movie, turn one actor into a muppet |
| synth_real 04/10/22 1:09:13 AM #18 | The Shining. Jack Nicholson. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Damn, those NBA sweat-moppers get paid 80k/year just to mop sweat |
| synth_real 04/09/22 2:00:29 PM #18 | K181 posted... Except sweat-moppers actually contribute to player safety in a multibillion dollar sports industry. Cheerleaders are just filler on the sidelines and perform during commercial breaks when people are mostly looking at their phones or going to the pisser and/or concession stands. You can easily make an argument that either are easily replaceable, but I suppose the pay for this is to ensure that the people in the jobs want to retain them and are thereby attentive to the condition of the court.When they charge $100 for seats in the nosebleed section and $15 a beer, they can afford to pay the cheerleaders a little better --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
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