Lurker > Kenri

The dick and ball are dead.

I don't have any funny quips it's just embarrasing.

Well, it not only requires you to use Rolf, it also requires you to pick bows over axes on Oscar's promotion. I don't want to do either one of those things. In RD it's a little better since Oscar is forced to get bows, but it still requires you to use Rolf and he's still not very good in RD.

Missed screencap opportunities here, but good to know that the one pure royal playthrough option I could go through to try and avoid even psuedo incest is the only one that was legitimate incest.

My dude if even Path of Radiance couldn't get me to do it I'm definitely not doing it when I'm like one indiscretion away from auto battling the rest of the chapters.

LMAO so I play pretty much every FE ironman after my first playthrough these days, and so much for using Gwendolyn in my FE6 run I mentioned. She died the first turn she joined because I didn't realize a steel bow archer was in range of her.

Who could have seen this coming??

Oh yeah this map. This gimmick is one of those things that sounds cool, then you play it and immediately realize that in practice it's actually pretty lame. Doesn't help that the map is way larger than it needs to be.

There's a non-0% chance that I might have not played Rev past this happening. I thought I did because I thought the handshake scene was at the end, but clearly it wasn't.

Maybe I was unlucky, but I feel like Nyx didn't even work in Conquest.

Has Fates ever given you good level-ups for characters you actually want to use?

New SRPG from the Binding Blade/Path of Radiance/Shadow Dragon/Fates guy:

Its so bizarre to me still that they really really dont seem to want to sell Premium. Like considering the effort they put in its Extra that should be the highest paid tier since it gets tons of games while Premium gets squat

1. Returnal
2. Rabi-Ribi
3. Subnautica
4. Outer Wilds
5. Blasphemous

And that extends to gameplay! Ryoma was a murder machine. Xander has not one rounded a single unit this ENTIRE playthrough, even weaker ones.

"But Hinoka...."

What does that meaaaaan

Looking at class options I'm the meantime and I think Great Master Siegbert is the way to go there. For Kiragi....Kishi Knight is easy but he can always do that...might partner him up with Midori to get Merchant/Mechanist?

sorry for spoilers

Man, fuck Conquest.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1602305628734599168?s=21

90% of them were saying Boo-urns!

Who needs Lilith anyways, we have NEW Lilith now.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/3/AAeolZAAD-vp.jpg

You know a map is bad when I'd rather play Thracia 24x again over it. At least you're through the worst of it now, since you've beaten ninja cave, kitsune lair, and Mr. Fuga's Wild Ride. It's still a little rough from here, but it's better than it has been.

This was one of the dumbest chapters, plot wise. Zola wins the war for Nohr, but Corrin says "That's not honorable!" as if Nohr isn't a bunch of villains and decides to fight Zola instead. It's even dumber because this is the second chapter in a row where that happens.

• Win the war for your side
• Win it practically bloodlessly
• Tell the prince kid who supports pacifism and changes to Nohr
• Be told you're dishonorable
• They refuse to elaborate further
• Die

This is easily the best map gimmick in Fates

What 5 Goddess Icons will do to a man.

Did they have to make the one bisexual dude they put in the game mega horny, lol.

When Hans commits mass murder, he's a monster that needs to be stopped.