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Bagels aren't supposed to be sweet. If they are, the place isn't selling bagels... but ring-shaped cake that the store calls a bagel.

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w00t or woot
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pretzelcoatl posted...

The Japanese motorcycle manufacturers (Honda, Yamaha, Suzuki, Kawasaki) have already committed to working on hydrogen bikes together instead of electric bikes.

I knew electric semi trucks would never work out. There's no way semi trucks can pull over every 500 miles to recharge for 6 hours, it was never going to work.

Meanwhile, this is being worked on in Germany for semis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3P_S7pL7Yg

Does it use buffalo meat along with the chicken?

Google image search is your fren!

Also, this is a thing, too.

e-hentai dot org

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It's got all the kinks. ALL... THE... KINKS.

Seriously. It's got kinks you didn't even know existed.

Call On Me - Eric Prydz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qetW6R9Jxs4

But if you want a song that can get stuck in your head, this is a good one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-CvEPgng4k

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!!!
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!!!

PowerOats posted...

Ok, but what are the stats on it?

It's a +7 vorpal sword.

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Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!

He took his vorpal sword in hand;
Long time the manxome foe he sought
So rested he by the Tumtum tree
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
He chortled in his joy.

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

- Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll

If'n you don't want your scripture to be utilized in a way you don't like... don't put it everywhere.

For when it's easily accessible by *ANYONE*, regardless of whether they want it or not, then it's easily accessible to those that want to do ill to it.

Billyionaire posted...

My net worth has doubled since moving here 4 years ago. Also the governor just enacted a statewide cut on the sales tax rate of certain grocery items.

This place seems like one of the last sane places left in the country.

You aren't living in Copenhagen, Denmark... so you aren't living in the world's second best city to live in.

https://www.travelandleisure.com/best-places-to-live-in-the-world-6827720

Nor do you live in Cambridge, Massachusetts... so you aren't living in the US's second best city to live in, either.

https://www.travelandleisure.com/trip-ideas/best-places-to-live-in-the-us

This is pretty awesome.

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This.

Just electrify the roads and use them to deliver power to the electric cars, eliminating the need for a battery altogether.

ANort175 posted...

"Also no take-backs on this wish, haha suck it monkies"

"I wish we were all 1 mm above Earth."

Problem solved. After all, they didn't wish to return to Earth, but a space above the planet.

Laharl from the Disgaea series (leveled and reincarnated multiple times) vs a high-level Necromancer from the Diablo series.

Laharl wins, hands down.

Is it real wood or synthetic?

Pen Island

PrettyBoyFloyd posted...

Women in business suits.

Like a gal that can handle herself.

So this?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=X5KmB8Laemg

A stove?

Meatballs.

Seriously, guys... stop kink-shaming people for wanting to date others of legal age.

Gozer the Gozerian in a bikini.

Are you the Keymaster?

Yes... Yes I am!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7RqLBev2I0Y

Hmm, I think you were looking for Darude - Sandstorm?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU

... but you know you want these, too:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IlDjEd8gAkI
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fKtNawQ3cxM

This topic needs this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNIZofPB8ZM

Owls are birds of prey, because they eat prey.

And they call us apes of the hamburger, because we eat hamburgers.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XeFxdkaFzRA

Stop kink-shaming, people!!!

Anarchy_Juiblex posted...

This topic is about a 9y/o with short hair, not short haired women.

The point I'm trying to make is that 30-40 years ago, short-hair on females was positively viewed in society. (Hell, American society liked short hair on females in the 1920s; what with the flappers. Same with the 1940s, after all... just look at Rosie the Riveter.)

And now, we're right back to the 1900s in how society views this.

It's likely a poor attempt at a tracking pixel.

https://www.vpnadept.com/tracking-pixels-web-beacons/

SaltyWet posted...

I don't know

You have two cheetahs...

I remember a time when short-haired women were considered sexy... not trans.

The Clockwork Orange version of Beethoven's "Ode to Joy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFimuAwCE0A

Here are the beaches in Portugal that either tolerate nudity or are official nude beaches.

http://www.fpn.pt/Praias_toleradas.html

If you have one cheetah on a train heading west at 35 mph, and another cheetah on a different train heading east at 45 mph, how many cheetahs do you have?

Morgan Freeman or Eddie Murphy would make a great Hermione.

FlyEaglesFly24 posted...

So, this?

https://youtu.be/BJHmcb8Eol0

Thanks, but no thanks.

This:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktt95qoyZ4Q

Can African cheetahs meow the US National Anthem?

Do ghosts have ghost genitals and ghost sex with each other?

And if they have ghost sex, do the ghost women get ghost pregananante?

And if they do get gregnant, do the ghost women give birth to ghost babies?

And do the ghost babies grow up to be ghost people and then grow old and die, becoming ghost ghosts?

I'm 50... and have arthritis in all the joints of my legs, feet, hips, and lower back. And I've lost sensation in the fronts of both my upper thighs.

That, and I've had a diverticulution in my carotid artery (a stroke that I caught right before it could progress).

I'm no longer young or fit enough to fight. So I've left for Portugal.

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What these MAGAts forget is that war is a young person's "game." And the youth of the nation overwhelmingly do *NOT* favor them.

In Pastafarian heaven, there is a beer volcano and a stripper factory.
In Pastafarian hell, the beer is stale and the strippers have STDs.

Ask yourself if you could tolerate THEM making the same volume of noise when you aren't making noise.

If it'd irritate the fuck out of you or your kids, then you don't approve of you (or your kids) behavior. Meaning you shouldn't be doing it.

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Every culture, philosophy, and religion has this at it's core:

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

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Grackles spackle... and stackle all the tackles the grackles combackled!

Even dolphins masturbate...

It's a size of higher intelligence, obviously.

I know of corned beef hash.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/2/AAfQqfAAEji8.jpg

136,800,576" television.
I turned the moon into my television.

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Diameter of the moon: 2159.1 miles (which is 136,800,576 inches)

https://youtu.be/v1vXC-vKgKg