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Topicwtf kind of captcha is this?
IdiotMachine
09/07/23 7:49:52 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/9/AAdbDbAAE0gD.png
I picked the middle one in the bottom row, and that was wrong apparently...?

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TopicWhy is Judge Judy so mean?
IdiotMachine
09/06/23 7:48:51 PM
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She's so mean.

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TopicService call is late- at what point do you call?
IdiotMachine
09/05/23 1:48:29 PM
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Say you need a plumber, and plumber says he'll come to your house at 12pm. At how much time after 12pm do you call for an update, if the plumber doesn't show up?

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TopicYou ever eat at Hooters?
IdiotMachine
09/03/23 7:36:21 PM
#1
Ever go to Hooters?

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TopicSo Gamepass costs more, no longer has games with gold, and has less games?
IdiotMachine
09/03/23 7:04:37 PM
#4
I got 3 years of Game Pass Ultimate for like $90; it's great.

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TopicDo I go back to my old job?
IdiotMachine
09/01/23 8:34:58 PM
#11
Jiek_Fafn posted...
Why would moving to a better opportunity burn bridges? Your old group doesn't seem to feel that's the case.
Because my current department would be pissed off that Im leaving so quickly.

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TopicDo I go back to my old job?
IdiotMachine
09/01/23 6:49:51 PM
#5
_____Cait posted...
B

Or whatever is a more stable job
Both are equally stable.

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TopicDo I go back to my old job?
IdiotMachine
09/01/23 6:45:35 PM
#4
bluezero posted...
Look out for yourself, because nobody else will.
I mean both options are looking for myself:
  • Going back gives me a raise and higher position, but may burn some bridges at my current department, and
  • Staying gives me more growth and expands future opportunities.

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TopicDo I go back to my old job?
IdiotMachine
09/01/23 6:41:19 PM
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Our corporate structure goes:
Site
7 Directorates
4-10 departments in each directorate
4-8 divisions in each department
3-5 groups in each division
10-20 people in each group

I started at Group A, and climbed to Engineer 3. I got a lead position and a promotion to Engineer 4 in Group B, within the same directorate (but different department). Group B is responsible for the disposal work literally after what Group A does, so it was a good transition of work and a good opportunity to learn cradle-to-grave of this system.

10 months in now, and a lead engineer in Group A is leaving. Group As manager is reaching out to me, and is essentially telling me if I want it, I will get it. This will come with a promotion as well (to Engineer 5).

So what do I do?
Go back, get the promotion, and potentially burn some bridges in my current department, and look like a job hopper?

Or stay, and learn all what I can, becoming an expert on all things with this product line (cradle to grave), and become more marketable to potentially get a higher position later?

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Topicw/e happened to that kid that brought a "bomb" to school?
IdiotMachine
08/30/23 4:42:30 PM
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Wow. This kid trolled a nation, met the president, tried suing for millions, and fucked off out of the country. Neat.

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Topicw/e happened to that kid that brought a "bomb" to school?
IdiotMachine
08/30/23 6:41:26 AM
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That kid who made a clock that looked like a bomb and he got in trouble, claimed profiling, and somehow ended up meeting president Obama?

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TopicGod damn IRS won't leave me alone.
IdiotMachine
08/27/23 12:47:08 PM
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It was a fucking survey request for their service. Are they fucking joking? Wow.

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TopicGod damn IRS won't leave me alone.
IdiotMachine
08/25/23 10:51:09 AM
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Phantom36 posted...
I've gotten like 3 of them before lol
Oh. I hope this is that then.

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TopicGod damn IRS won't leave me alone.
IdiotMachine
08/25/23 9:50:42 AM
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Trumpo posted...
You open the letter yet?
USPS usually comes around 4pm for me.

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TopicGod damn IRS won't leave me alone.
IdiotMachine
08/25/23 9:40:35 AM
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BunkerBoy posted...
How much did the lawyer cost for that?
I have a lawyer subscription service, so that paid for it.

Phantom36 posted...
If you "won" the audit, this is likely just the notice that they updated your file to show $0 owed and nothing more.
I already got that notice though.

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TopicGod damn IRS won't leave me alone.
IdiotMachine
08/25/23 8:57:02 AM
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jcmason posted...
How do you win an audit? Isnt an audit just confirming that you correctly filed your taxes?
No, they said I filed it wrong and I owed them like $8000 or something. Got with a lawyer and fought it, and they said theyre wrong and cancelled the bill.

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TopicGod damn IRS won't leave me alone.
IdiotMachine
08/25/23 8:34:45 AM
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From informed delivery.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/7/4/AAdbDbAAEyEq.jpg

What the fuck do they want now?

(I got audited a few months ago and I won that)

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TopicBetter poster: Complete_Idi0t vs. IdiotMachine
IdiotMachine
08/22/23 9:28:08 PM
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rexcrk posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/7/AACE4xAAExnB.jpg
.bah

My opinions arent that bad.

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TopicBetter poster: Complete_Idi0t vs. IdiotMachine
IdiotMachine
08/22/23 8:01:50 PM
#4
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Bro Im not a gimmick.

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TopicShrek is unnecessarily good.
IdiotMachine
08/22/23 7:53:11 PM
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Recently rewatched Shrek 1 and 2, and they were actually surprisingly good. Like Puss in Boots 2, these movies are actually good.

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TopicHow fast do you normally drive on the highway?
IdiotMachine
08/21/23 8:01:00 PM
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Just curious how fast you all drive.

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TopicI'm sad that Twitter still exists after Musk screwing it up royally.
IdiotMachine
08/20/23 5:29:10 PM
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No matter what this guy does, the company / app is still alive and is the primary social media platform of its type. Its crazy.

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TopicWhen did you realize that Jackie Chan is actually a terrible being?
IdiotMachine
08/20/23 12:42:47 PM
#32
Haejin posted...
I don't believe many of the stuff said about him, a lot of the stuff sounds like tabloid rumors or National Enquiror type of stuff, I think he became distant with his daughter but ultimately made amends and is starting to rebuild a relationship with her:

https://twitter.com/Baklava_USA/status/1690541485991796736

All of his co-stars have nothing but good things to say about him
That is LITERALLY propaganda, and not his daughter, brah. You fell for it.

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TopicWhen did you realize that Jackie Chan is actually a terrible being?
IdiotMachine
08/20/23 10:00:28 AM
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Hes trying to rewrite history about him and his daughter- theres a clip out there where its a documentary about him and in the clip, his daughter (an actress) and him have a personal talk about how scared she was when he was doing all those crazy stunts. Etc

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TopicWhen did you realize that Jackie Chan is actually a terrible being?
IdiotMachine
08/20/23 9:50:20 AM
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A Chinese Communist shill, a womanizer, man who refused his own daughter with a woman he was cheating on, etc.

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TopicNews: No emergency sirens used in Maui + OnlyFans + Rich Investors exposed
IdiotMachine
08/20/23 8:29:05 AM
#26
Jx1010 posted...
Your username checks out, the people were not alerted and there were many casualties
You asked me how I would alert people, not what actually happened.

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TopicNews: No emergency sirens used in Maui + OnlyFans + Rich Investors exposed
IdiotMachine
08/20/23 8:26:22 AM
#24
Jx1010 posted...
So by ur logic, dont alert people in any way?
Good thing u are not in charge of anything
You alert in different ways, such as activating EAS texts, alerts, or having helicopters with bullhorns and spotlights to tell people to evacuate (this tactic has been used elsewhere).

You then record lessons to be learned from this tragedy and act on it, such as having different type of sirens and installing sirens throughout the island and not by shorelines.

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TopicNews: No emergency sirens used in Maui + OnlyFans + Rich Investors exposed
IdiotMachine
08/20/23 8:23:15 AM
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Jx1010 posted...
I literally showed u where they state wildfires. Going to higher grounds is obviously if there is a tsunami, do u think people are gonna run into the fire and smoke?
People could have had the chance to leave their homes, where many were found in
The website says the sirens can be used for a variety of reasons, not that it will or shall be used. Then, later bullet says that if you are in a low laying area, evacuate to high grounds; the later bullet are explicit instructions, where as the earlier bullet is a suggestion.

If the people are trained to hear sirens and immediately think tsunamis and they just go inland without thinking (because that's what training does to you), then you don't activate the sirens. It's not like you can see the tsunamis coming either.

Regardless, even the website says the sirens have a maximum of 3400ft radius, which isn't enough for those in-land (as the sirens are located literally by the shores).

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TopicNews: No emergency sirens used in Maui + OnlyFans + Rich Investors exposed
IdiotMachine
08/20/23 8:14:50 AM
#13
Jx1010 posted...
Wrong.
Heres a link to the government website, they are used for many things including wildfires:

https://dod.hawaii.gov/hiema/all-hazard-statewide-outdoor-warning-siren-system/

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/3/AAWgGRAAExIB.jpg

Literally in the same site, they recommend people to go to higher grounds when sirens ring (which in this case, would be towards fire):
  • When a siren tone is heard other than a scheduled test, tune into local Radio/TV/Cable stations for emergency information and instructions by official authorities. If you are in a low laying area near the coastline; evacuate to high grounds, inland, or vertically to the 4th floor and higher of a concrete building. Alerts may also come in form of a Wireless Emergency Alert.

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TopicNews: No emergency sirens used in Maui + OnlyFans + Rich Investors exposed
IdiotMachine
08/20/23 8:09:02 AM
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I watched the press conference where the emergency response people said that the sirens are located along the coastlines and people are trained to go to higher ground when the sirens go off, which would have an undesirable effect since the fire was in the higher ground. That was why they decided not to activate the sirens.

This seems just like bs propaganda being spread to shock for views.

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TopicCosplayers have mental illnesses.
IdiotMachine
08/20/23 8:00:08 AM
#8
Raikuro posted...
Mental illness just goes away the moment you get paid for it?
His thoughts were that people who get paid for it are exploiting the people with mental illnesses, and that's all-okay.

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TopicCosplayers have mental illnesses.
IdiotMachine
08/20/23 7:57:43 AM
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Whoops; meant to add quotation marks around the title.

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TopicCosplayers have mental illnesses.
IdiotMachine
08/20/23 7:53:58 AM
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I was talking with this older guy, and these were his opinions about people cosplaying (sans professionally):
  • Dressing up as a character, except for Halloween, is a sign of mental illness.
  • Most people that cosplay believe in the multiverse, and they believe that in a different universe, they are that character. So they have to channel that energy to get to that universe, which makes them cosplay.
I was flabbergasted. I countered with a thought that most cosplayers do it as a hobby, that they find making their costumes fun. He double-downed on this, saying that their parents failed them if that's the case, because they never grew up.

Starting to troll, I asked about his thoughts on furries. He shared an anecdote that he was on a beach and saw a little boy running around in all fours and a tail. He said he was disgusted at how the boy's parents allowed it to happen and how the world is becoming fucked- apparently, in Europe, there's a story of a little girl that identified as a cat, and the school punished other kids for not correctly identifying this girl as a cat; the school apparently even provided litter boxes for the little girl to pee and poop in.

...where do people get these opinions?

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TopicWas getting rid of David Hayter the biggest mistake in gaming history?
IdiotMachine
08/19/23 9:48:45 PM
#37
UnfairRepresent posted...
Remember that long car ride where Skullface and Snake just awkwardly stare at each other in silence while they slowly drive somewhere?
That's literally where I stopped playing the game and never picked it back up. How far was I from completing it?

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Topicoh shit
IdiotMachine
08/19/23 3:10:34 PM
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Thank you! Though its amusing to me that folks think this was desired/wanted. It was

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Topicoh shit
IdiotMachine
08/19/23 9:19:23 AM
#6
Questionmarktarius posted...
is that a pregnancy test, or a radon test?
Pregnancy.

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Topicoh shit
IdiotMachine
08/19/23 7:14:00 AM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/7/AAdbDbAAEw9n.jpg

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TopicIs it immoral to buy stuff from poorer countries b/c it's cheaper?
IdiotMachine
08/13/23 6:00:49 PM
#11
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I mean in the case of digital goods, buy American makes no sense.

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TopicIs it immoral to buy stuff from poorer countries b/c it's cheaper?
IdiotMachine
08/13/23 3:19:56 PM
#7
Dark_Arbron posted...
No ethical consumption. There is basically no way to buy anything without supporting someone or something shitty. Don't let it bother you. Just distract yourself with bread and circuses on the way to the grave like the rest of us.

I recommend alcohol and video games.
This feels like a Futurama quote.

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TopicIs it immoral to buy stuff from poorer countries b/c it's cheaper?
IdiotMachine
08/13/23 12:05:20 PM
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On a personal level? Since corporations outsource all the time

Example-
Signing up for YouTube Premium, Spotify, etc. in India for ~$15/yr vs in USA for $150+/yr.

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TopicBaldur's Gate 3 is kind of a boring masterpiece.
IdiotMachine
08/12/23 2:11:39 PM
#13
Gobstoppers12 posted...
Most D&D campaigns come with the stipulation/presumption that your character will willingly participate in the adventure for one reason or another. If you made a custom character, you can consider those reasons your own. Point being, you don't play D&D as someone who isn't a willing adventurer (unless you want to be an unwilling adventurer who still adventures for some reason or another)
Oh. I was expecting like a backstory like Witcher or a personal reason to do these things.

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TopicBaldur's Gate 3 is kind of a boring masterpiece.
IdiotMachine
08/12/23 1:50:13 PM
#10
UnholyMudcrab posted...
I thought it was pretty clear why you need to get to the towers. Ketheric Thorm is there and is doing Bad Shit, and you need to stop him from doing that. And for the city, the Absolute is building an army and plans to attack it, and you need to get there to stop them.
But like what does that have to do with me?

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TopicBaldur's Gate 3 is kind of a boring masterpiece.
IdiotMachine
08/12/23 12:22:13 PM
#4
synth_real posted...
I'm sure there's a plot-related reason the game is pushing you there, but it is the biggest city on the Sword Coast, and the namesake of the game.
Oh yea, I understand its the namesake of the game. I figured someone would tell me what it actually is, except that everyone wants to go there.

Gobstoppers12 posted...
There is a difficulty select option, you know. My friends and I are playing on Tactical, and it's pretty rough, but if you don't enjoy the combat you can just turn it down.
True. Is it faceroll easy if you put it to the least difficulty?

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TopicWhy are mail in ballots not mailed to ever household automatically?
IdiotMachine
08/12/23 10:48:56 AM
#3
AloneIBreak posted...
Why cant I just vote online and not leave the house at all?
Because hacking exists.

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TopicBaldur's Gate 3 is kind of a boring masterpiece.
IdiotMachine
08/12/23 10:44:10 AM
#1
Pros:
*Fantastic character story telling.
*Great world building.
*Amazing voice acting and believable behaviors of characters and NPCs.
*Many ways to play the game, which actually meaningfully changes the game (like you can pick between x and y, and if you pick x, you literally lose an entire game worth of y; thats amazing that devs are willing to throw away all the work and effort that they spent in y).

Cons:
*Main storyline is almost nonexistent Im in Act II, and current task is to get to the tower; theres no rhyme or reason to do so, except a bunch of people are telling you to go there to solve their problems. I never played BG1 or 2, so that might be why theres some loss of context, but even simple thing like why is everyone wanting to go to Baldurs Gate? Whats there? Is never even touched on or answered.
*Game plays soooooo slow. Characters move so slow, and combat is so damn slow.
*Most battles are unnecessarily stacked against you, and you cant just blow past them. I get it- you want me to think and use tactics (I have the high ground!). But if its like that for almost every single freaking battle, it gets boring and tedious.
*I dislike the inventory system.
*I seriously dislike the clicking. I play this on PC and ROG Ally, and controller playing is so much better vs clicking.

So far, I like Witcher 3 better.

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Topicidk shit about bikes. Is a $100 Walmart bike good enough?
IdiotMachine
08/11/23 5:50:06 PM
#7
Ricemills posted...
$100 is fucking cheap.
I live in a 3rd world country with 1/10 minimum income of Americans, and bikes here cost $250.
Heres one for $98:
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Huffy-24-Rock-Creek-Boys-Mountain-Bike-for-Men/719506752

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Topicidk shit about bikes. Is a $100 Walmart bike good enough?
IdiotMachine
08/11/23 5:42:50 PM
#1
Kind of just want to buy a bicycle to ride for fun, and talked with someone thats super into bicycles about it. Hes recommending entry level bicycles at like $800. I asked him what about those Walmart bicycles for like $100, and hes talking as if those bicycles will literally fall apart the moment I ride it.

So time to ask the internet-
Can I just buy a $100 bicycle and upgrade to a nicer one should I want to be serious about it later, or what?

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TopicWhat password manager should I use?
IdiotMachine
08/11/23 5:20:30 PM
#10
StealThisSheen posted...
Honest question: I use Lastpass. Is there anything particularly bad about them that should make me want to switch?
Yes. They get hacked regularly and they operate on a bait and switch model.

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TopicWhat password manager should I use?
IdiotMachine
08/11/23 5:16:14 PM
#6
1Password

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TopicHow often do you wash your car?
IdiotMachine
08/11/23 2:03:43 PM
#5
CableZL posted...
I used to hand wash my car every two weeks. Now I just do it once every two or three months.
Used to hand wash once a month, but after married and baby, we just subscribe to a local car wash place for our daily driver, and wash the other cars as-needed.

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