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Topic | Delivery guy complains about a $5 tip for a $20 pizza order. |
IdiotMachine 07/03/23 7:08:56 PM #7 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] You never heard of Reddit? DirkDiggles posted... meh. It's door dash. Who can the customer complain to?What makes you think this is door dash? I thought it was just a local pizza place. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Delivery guy complains about a $5 tip for a $20 pizza order. |
IdiotMachine 07/03/23 7:04:50 PM #1 | https://v.redd.it/yv0pvc8w0t9b1 Brah --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Apparently CCleaner sucks now? |
IdiotMachine 07/03/23 6:34:37 PM #8 | Error1355 posted... Nothing. What are you trying to do to your PC that you think CCleaner is doing anything beneficial?Deleting useless temporary files and stuff left behind when uninstalling stuff? --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | I have to stop trying to min/max games, and just have fun. |
IdiotMachine 07/03/23 6:22:52 PM #1 | I can never finish games because Im focused on min/max-ing to get my moneys worth, and find out I get burnt out or get bored and stop playing. Instead, I should just play the damn game. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | To those of you who drive with your high beams on |
IdiotMachine 07/03/23 6:15:02 PM #5 | My car has auto high beams; sometime, it doesnt detect oncoming cars as a car and doesnt shut it off. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Apparently CCleaner sucks now? |
IdiotMachine 07/03/23 6:02:05 PM #1 | So what do you use now? --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Trump must be secretly a genius. |
IdiotMachine 07/03/23 9:01:20 AM #4 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Definitely on a different level. This dude became president somehow. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Trump must be secretly a genius. |
IdiotMachine 07/03/23 8:57:45 AM #1 | How else can a man be virtually untouchable, by walking free while literally being a traitor? How else can a man get hundreds of millions of loyal followers, and still maintain those followers after being a traitor? How else can a man convince the common folks to give him money while riding in his own private 747? This shit makes no sense. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | I'm replaying MGS4, and this game is just LOL-worthy. [SPOILERS] |
IdiotMachine 07/02/23 10:21:22 PM #36 | How does crying wolf have such smooth thin hair? Does she go to a salon regularly or something, in-between brutally murdering people? --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Did you know you could hire your own kid and pay them $12k/year tax-free? |
IdiotMachine 07/02/23 9:13:49 PM #6 | hmnut7 posted... Facts. With a little effort I think I could get one of those things, not both.$12k is a limit; you can go as low as $1 if you want. Though with the extra paperwork, it might not be worth your effort unless it's at least $1,000. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Did you know you could hire your own kid and pay them $12k/year tax-free? |
IdiotMachine 07/02/23 12:41:18 PM #5 | hmnut7 posted... Imagine being able to just straight up GIVE a kid 12k a year (even if you could write it off), thats in addition to room and board, food, clothes, health, childcare, extracurricular activities, entertainment, etc, etc.$12k is a limit; you can go as low as $1 if you want. Though with the extra paperwork, it might not be worth your effort unless it's at least $1,000. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Did you know you could hire your own kid and pay them $12k/year tax-free? |
IdiotMachine 07/02/23 10:12:12 AM #1 | You telework? Hire your kid as a personal assistant to clean up your office a few hours a week, pay them a reasonable wage for a personal assistant, and keep logs of hours worked and tasks completed. Limit paying your kid $12k/year, and then give them a W2. Assuming you are a sole proprietorship (or a single-member LCC, or an LCC owned by you and your spouse), if you limit paying your child $12k/year, you pay no FICA/FUTA taxes, no medicare taxes, no social security taxes... basically no payroll tax at all. You get to deduct $12k/year in business expense (so you get rewarded for this), your kid will make really little so they're not self-sufficient and you can still take the child deduction, your kid won't pay any income tax because their income is so little, and your kid can invest into their IRA making it even more tax free. You can save a ton in taxable labilities, while giving your child a huge leg-up! Your child can start as early as they're born, if you have certain businesses (e.g., using your child's photo as a model for your business; obviously, this example doesn't work if you're a wage-earner and employed by a company). Read more about this "loophole" here: https://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/p929.pdf --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | I'm replaying MGS4, and this game is just LOL-worthy. [SPOILERS] |
IdiotMachine 07/01/23 10:35:39 PM #33 | pegusus123456 posted... Oh, sorry, stepsister. Emma wanted him to "look at her as a woman."Doesnt that mean to treat her with respect, and not like some kid? --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | I'm replaying MGS4, and this game is just LOL-worthy. [SPOILERS] |
IdiotMachine 07/01/23 10:24:09 PM #31 | pegusus123456 posted... The backstories are also ridiculous. At the time it came out, I was part of a MGS RP board. The backstories could have come straight from there lol.His sister wanted to fuck him? wat --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | I'm replaying MGS4, and this game is just LOL-worthy. [SPOILERS] |
IdiotMachine 07/01/23 9:06:10 PM #23 | Now the US military shows up for some reason, their guns dont work for another reason, Ocelot is finger-gunning helicopters to fail, the soldiers just stand like cattle while getting shot at by Ocelots PMC, who seem to have unlimited bullets. lololol --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Motorist takes a swing at austin meteorologist who bumped into his car |
IdiotMachine 07/01/23 7:17:35 PM #12 | NoxObscuras posted... Nah, the Prius driver was at fault. Rewatch it. That was an added lane, not a "lanes merging." The Prius didn't have to change lanes right there, yet he did, without signaling.Youre right. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Motorist takes a swing at austin meteorologist who bumped into his car |
IdiotMachine 07/01/23 7:03:19 PM #5 | GranTurismo posted... yah it prob. was his fault , but did he deserve that?Nah. Prius guy was being aggressive for no reason, and even missed. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Motorist takes a swing at austin meteorologist who bumped into his car |
IdiotMachine 07/01/23 7:00:57 PM #3 | Its the meteorologists fault. Supposed to zipper merge there; Prius was coming in fine, and the meteorologist decided to speed up and close the gap like an asshole. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Well, time to pay $60 for Reddit. |
IdiotMachine 07/01/23 6:19:00 PM #73 | PerseusRad posted... seriously I think you should just use old Reddit on Safari, that looks unusable. Unless you really need whatever features the newer version gives.Yea, its like Google and YouTube- put ridiculous amount of ads and make it almost not-watchable, then push for YouTube Premium like mad. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Well, time to pay $60 for Reddit. |
IdiotMachine 07/01/23 5:38:32 PM #71 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/1/AAdbDbAAEnrn.jpg ad sandwich. Wow --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Goldman Sachs loses $1 billion in Apple Card Partnership with Apple |
IdiotMachine 07/01/23 3:07:28 PM #1 | Apple has developed a deep relationship with Goldman Sachs through Apple Card, but apparently, its an unhappy marriage. According to the Wall Street Journal, Goldman Sachs is in talks with American Express about transferring its Apple partnership. This comes after Goldman revealed in January that it had lost over $1 billion on the Apple Card deal so far. https://9to5mac.com/2023/06/30/amex-apple-card-goldman-sachs/ oof and people say being a bank is easy money. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | No one ever told me having a baby is super messy. |
IdiotMachine 07/01/23 12:55:16 PM #21 | boomgetchopped3 posted... Im surprised she can make a mess with most of that. Muffin and potato sure, but chicken pieces?I forgot that she loves noodles. So we make her noodles often, and thats a huge mess. TheGoldenEel posted... Mine went through this stage but by 15-18ish months stopped the food throwingGood point. We feed her 3x (breakfast, lunch, dinner), and feed her random snacks in the middle, with a night time bottle. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | No one ever told me having a baby is super messy. |
IdiotMachine 07/01/23 11:41:13 AM #15 | Noumas posted... https://youtube.com/shorts/wfWMs_0wd_g?feature=share4LOL... that's literally what happened. She figured out how to get to the corners and just tore it off. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | No one ever told me having a baby is super messy. |
IdiotMachine 07/01/23 11:37:09 AM #12 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] No one told me having babies objectively sucks... everyone I talked to = rose-eyed glasses, and how cute and amazing babies are. I think they all forgot the infant/toddler phases... I vented here when she was like 2 months old, and I was on the verge of going insane because of lack of sleep and constant neediness of a baby, 90% of people here called me a terrible father. I've never grown up around babies, so I had no expectations of what babies are like. rexcrk posted... You didnt know it was going to be that way beforehand? I legit did not know babies throw food on the ground like it's nobody's business. So much food wasted... more than half of food we make and give = thrown out. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | No one ever told me having a baby is super messy. |
IdiotMachine 07/01/23 11:33:56 AM #10 | ArtiRock posted... If a baby throws stuff a lot for food, just feed them yourself. It's possible they aren't intentionally throwing it. They still have crappy hand eye coordination.She hates getting fed with a spoon. She loves feeding herself. She eats fine, then after a few pieces of whatever we give her, she starts to get bored and throws food to the ground. I know she's still hungry, because after we finish eating, we give her whole milk, and she drinks it a lot. We're currently working on phasing out bottle feeding, and only bottle feeding her whole milk once a day now (for evening). --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | No one ever told me having a baby is super messy. |
IdiotMachine 07/01/23 11:31:54 AM #5 | boomgetchopped3 posted... High chair with suction cup plates. Feed her finger foods that dont make a mess. Baked chicken nuggets with added veggies are a staple.We don't even use plates right now. We tried when she ways about 9 months old, and she just picks it up to play with it. I tried suction plates, but she figured out how to remove the suction. I don't think we've ever given chicken nuggets yet... we've been giving her mainly healthy foods (carrots, broccoli, bananas, strawberries, toast, muffin, turkey pieces, chicken pieces, eggs, cheese, baked potato). --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | No one ever told me having a baby is super messy. |
IdiotMachine 07/01/23 11:27:52 AM #1 | Baby is now 13 months old, and holy crap does she throws food everywhere. Trying to discipline = nothing (e.g., not reacting when she throws food to the ground, saying NO, slapping hands, bribing with food she likes... NOTHING WORKS) and Googling says toddlers don't even know the concept of discipline; so wtf do you do? All I did is buy a bunch of expensive cleaning stuff I never thought I'd need (e.g., cordless hardwood wet/dry cleaner and a cordless stick vacuum), and place them out in the open literally in the kitchen corner since we need it like 3x a day. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Well, time to pay $60 for Reddit. |
IdiotMachine 06/30/23 10:44:33 PM #63 | Kloe_Rinz posted... I just use the default settings of AdGuard from whenever I downloaded it, I never changed anything. I have PIA VPN as well so maybe that is contributing. Nonetheless I dont see a sponsored post on r/popularMust be PIA VPN then I found out Narwhal still works, and is blocking all ads. Guess Im switching to Narwhal! --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Well, time to pay $60 for Reddit. |
IdiotMachine 06/30/23 10:23:29 PM #57 | And heres my AdGuard DNS filters, for system wide ad blocking (which STILL doesnt block some ads, like Reddit ads): https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/4/AAdbDbAAEngk.jpg --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Well, time to pay $60 for Reddit. |
IdiotMachine 06/30/23 10:21:11 PM #56 | Tyranthraxus posted... I had no idea Adguard had a iPhone app I didn't think that would be allowed wowOh yea. I bought like 5 lifetime licenses for it for like $15 or something, and its amazing. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Well, time to pay $60 for Reddit. |
IdiotMachine 06/30/23 10:18:52 PM #54 | Tyranthraxus posted... Use ReVanced jfc there's no need to pay $60I have an iPhone brah. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Well, time to pay $60 for Reddit. |
IdiotMachine 06/30/23 10:18:39 PM #53 | VFalcone posted... That little thing really bothers you???? Just scroll past it. Only takes 20millisecondsYes it bothers me. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Well, time to pay $60 for Reddit. |
IdiotMachine 06/30/23 10:14:21 PM #49 | IdiotMachine posted... How? I have AdGuard as well. What filters are you using? I get sponsored posts that look like normal posts.See: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/9/AAdbDbAAEngf.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/0/AAdbDbAAEngg.jpg I mean I would love to not pay $60 --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Well, time to pay $60 for Reddit. |
IdiotMachine 06/30/23 10:12:02 PM #48 | Kloe_Rinz posted... safari and adguard gives me adless reddit on iosHow? I have AdGuard as well. What filters are you using? I get sponsored posts that look like normal posts. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Well, time to pay $60 for Reddit. |
IdiotMachine 06/30/23 10:05:52 PM #46 | Solar_Crimson posted... Use Firefox mobile + uBlock origin.Firefox iOS doesnt have plug in support. I do use AdGuard for iOS and get ad block via VPN; this doesnt work at all for Reddit though. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Well, time to pay $60 for Reddit. |
IdiotMachine 06/30/23 10:03:05 PM #44 | Kloe_Rinz posted... have you tried ublock origin?Mobile iOS platform (iPhone). --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Well, time to pay $60 for Reddit. |
IdiotMachine 06/30/23 9:53:52 PM #41 | None of the ad blockers work to block out sponsored content on Reddit; theyre served by the same domain as Reddit itself. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Well, time to pay $60 for Reddit. |
IdiotMachine 06/30/23 8:47:06 PM #19 | Oh man, the official app has no way to hide read posts automatically or while you scroll. That sucks. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Well, time to pay $60 for Reddit. |
IdiotMachine 06/30/23 8:41:31 PM #17 | AloneIBreak posted... Its a lot, but I used Reddit enough Id be willing to pay for it. Im a little bummed the Apollo guy didnt try to offer a subscription.Yea I use it daily. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Well, time to pay $60 for Reddit. |
IdiotMachine 06/30/23 8:19:17 PM #6 | ssj3vegeta posted... ads aren't so bad on da reddit app, just scroll past dem lolIts super annoying to me. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Well, time to pay $60 for Reddit. |
IdiotMachine 06/30/23 8:17:33 PM #1 | I used Apollo for the ad free experience, and now that you cant use Apollo anymore, time to pay $60 to get rid of ads on Reddit (since ad blockers dont freaking work on Reddit mobile). --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Someone used my SSN to open up a Vanguard brokerage account. |
IdiotMachine 06/30/23 4:55:58 PM #9 | Axiom posted... If they have access to your social and open a vanguard account then they likely did other things with it. You should look into that quickHow to look into it? My credit has been frozen for years now, and opening up brokerage account doesn't really require a credit check, so I have no idea how to check what would be opened or not. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Someone used my SSN to open up a Vanguard brokerage account. |
IdiotMachine 06/30/23 4:32:14 PM #6 | Alright, so they told me to mail in a signed W9 form so that they can ask the IRS to verify that I am who I am, and then they'll close out the other account so I can create a new account. What a shitshow. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Someone used my SSN to open up a Vanguard brokerage account. |
IdiotMachine 06/30/23 4:17:16 PM #3 | DKBananaSlamma posted... He's just trying to set up a surprise retirement for youRight. What benefit is there to open up a brokerage account using someone else's SSN? It's not like they can steal money that doesn't exist in the new account. I'm on the phone with Vanguard now, and they transferred me to their fraud department. I'm looking up SEC.gov to see if there's anything I have to do. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Someone used my SSN to open up a Vanguard brokerage account. |
IdiotMachine 06/30/23 4:14:24 PM #1 | I went to open up a Vanguard account, to transfer my IRA and brokerage account from Betterment, and during the account creation process, it kept getting me errors. So I called Vanguard, and they looked up my full social, and they said an account already exists with my full social, but under a different name, different birthday, different address... and that account does not have a non-zero balance. wtf --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | Ever thought about how many dead people are paying for stuff? |
IdiotMachine 06/29/23 6:14:01 PM #1 | With autopay and everything becoming a subscription, ever think about how many dead people are just continuing to pay for random stuff, like subscriptions, rent, credit card bills, etc.? I wonder how long it takes to notice. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | I'm replaying MGS4, and this game is just LOL-worthy. [SPOILERS] |
IdiotMachine 06/29/23 4:16:42 PM #18 | burns112233 posted... Metal Gear 4 was crazy AF. I mean all the games were weird, but there was something off about the 4th game that I didn't like much. Maybe it was because Snake was old and you really were vulnerable throughout the game.That part is like the only part I'm looking forward to playing. I got my ASUS ROG Ally last week, and have been slowly playing MGS4 on this, since I haven't played this since its release back in 2008. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | I'm replaying MGS4, and this game is just LOL-worthy. [SPOILERS] |
IdiotMachine 06/29/23 4:05:31 PM #16 | I completely forgot that Naomi hits on Otacon. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | I'm replaying MGS4, and this game is just LOL-worthy. [SPOILERS] |
IdiotMachine 06/29/23 3:50:48 PM #13 | Now I'm watching a cutscene about how Snake's genes don't match big boss's genes, and now I'm reminded that big boss is alive, big momma knows big boss is alive, but pretends solidus body is big boss, and also dies in a fire because why not. lolwat --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
Topic | I'm replaying MGS4, and this game is just LOL-worthy. [SPOILERS] |
IdiotMachine 06/29/23 3:45:01 PM #10 | Irony posted... Most of those are not even ridiculous they're just pointing out that your name actually fits youThat's this so far, before all the bullshit exposition comes (e.g., sons of the patriots, patriots, big momma, big-ass submarine, going through a microwave hallway for absolutely no reason). --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png |
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