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TopicIf everyone in the world sent you a penny...
IdiotMachine
07/13/23 1:17:28 PM
#1
Youd have a shit ton of pennies.

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TopicSecret Service concludes cocaine investigation, no suspect identified
IdiotMachine
07/13/23 11:12:16 AM
#7
I honestly don't see why this is such a big deal. Everyone knows politicians, celebrities, and the other rich and powerful do all sorts of drugs. Who cares?

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TopicSecret Service concludes cocaine investigation, no suspect identified
IdiotMachine
07/13/23 11:00:42 AM
#3
Because it was from the SS themselves for their coked out parties.

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TopicMy parents are threatening to kick me out because I broke the washing machine
IdiotMachine
07/12/23 8:49:58 PM
#2
Youre going to fuck it up even more if you try to repair it, when you dont even have the common sense not to put a gigantic bean bag chair into a washing machine.

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TopicVideo of badly bullied man confronting childhood bully 35 yrs later..the former
IdiotMachine
07/12/23 7:53:45 PM
#2
Old

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TopicNot even 1 minute in, Sisu already showing me that it'll probably suck.
IdiotMachine
07/12/23 2:12:19 PM
#35
This movie is ridiculously bad, that it's funny. I want to say it's almost like John Wick, but way too over the top like Rambo.

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TopicNot even 1 minute in, Sisu already showing me that it'll probably suck.
IdiotMachine
07/12/23 12:46:10 PM
#34
The commanding officer says (approximate quote):
"This war is soon to be over. When we get back, they will hang us all."

What does that mean? Did German soldiers of low rank really think they'd be all executed over the stuff they were ordered to do?

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TopicNot even 1 minute in, Sisu already showing me that it'll probably suck.
IdiotMachine
07/12/23 12:39:08 PM
#28
Guy picks up a live mine, throws it, and has it land right on the other guy's head in thick smoke, to have the Nazi guy explode. Okay... yea, I'm going to just keep watching on the side. This movie is just a Nazi killing flick, got it.

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TopicNot even 1 minute in, Sisu already showing me that it'll probably suck.
IdiotMachine
07/12/23 12:36:35 PM
#26
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/5/AAdbDbAAEpvP.jpg

lolwtf, is he wonder woman now?

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TopicNot even 1 minute in, Sisu already showing me that it'll probably suck.
IdiotMachine
07/12/23 12:31:36 PM
#23
ROBANN_88 posted...
Is this just gonna be a topic of spoilers as you go through the entire movie now?
Maybe... I mean so far, no spoilers, since you saw all this in the trailers thus far.

bsp77 posted...
Just watch the fucking movie and stop posting every nitpick thought you have
I mean there's a point where you can suspend your disbelief for story sakes, or it just makes no sense. I'm leaning towards "makes no sense" so far.

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TopicNot even 1 minute in, Sisu already showing me that it'll probably suck.
IdiotMachine
07/12/23 12:28:51 PM
#20
Old guy stabs someone in the head, and 5 other guys just stand by watching and do nothing? Then when he has his back turned, you decide to just go and hug him instead of shooting him from afar?

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TopicNot even 1 minute in, Sisu already showing me that it'll probably suck.
IdiotMachine
07/12/23 12:26:36 PM
#17
Why are the Germans and Finnish speaking in English?

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TopicNot even 1 minute in, Sisu already showing me that it'll probably suck.
IdiotMachine
07/12/23 12:19:24 PM
#13
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/1/5/AAdbDbAAEpu7.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/1/6/AAdbDbAAEpu8.jpg

Guy found a bunch of yellow rocks. Why's he so excited and shocked?

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TopicNot even 1 minute in, Sisu already showing me that it'll probably suck.
IdiotMachine
07/12/23 12:04:38 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/0/4/AAdbDbAAEpuw.jpg

"SISU is a Finnish word that cannot be translated." Then, they immediately translate it.

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TopicYou think an 18-hour flight is too much for a 1.5 year old?
IdiotMachine
07/12/23 11:35:00 AM
#1
I want to go to Hawaii w/ my (then) 1.5yo, to visit family. Think the 18-hour flight, with a one ~2-hour layover, is too much?

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TopicAre positive stereotypes still bad?
IdiotMachine
07/08/23 1:19:18 PM
#28
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

What if I said Canadians are nice and love maple syrup?

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TopicAre positive stereotypes still bad?
IdiotMachine
07/08/23 12:53:59 PM
#18
bsp77 posted...
How long until this is modded?
Guy got warned:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com./user.php?db=.12.user=Liu_Kano

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TopicAre positive stereotypes still bad?
IdiotMachine
07/08/23 12:31:04 PM
#9
SiO4 posted...
Italians make good food. ~So, no, not all stereotypes are bad.
Not saying that there arent good stereotypes, but rather asking if it would be offensive to say what you just said- Italians make good food.

Speaking of Italians, making hand gestures of stereotypical Italian origin seems to be acceptable; Ive never seen people get angry over it, and hell, theres a legit emoji of it

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TopicAre positive stereotypes still bad?
IdiotMachine
07/08/23 12:21:18 PM
#1
Like saying people of a certain ethnic group are all good at math or know how to fight; is that bad?

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TopicKristen Bell had a dinner party with so s of the richest and famous people
IdiotMachine
07/08/23 11:12:27 AM
#10
I legit dont recognize anyone. Im getting old.

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TopicUh wtf? Someone wired $48k to my account.
IdiotMachine
07/07/23 5:29:18 PM
#127
Punished_Blinx posted...
Sounds like Vanguard already made their decision for what to do with the money.

It is a bit weird they didn't find a potential victim but maybe they can't. At this point I think they'd be liable if someone wanted to claim those funds.
It might have been my line of questioning. I was asking if I need to file a fraud claim with the SEC and if I need to lawyer up, and they were just telling me to not to worry lol

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TopicUh wtf? Someone wired $48k to my account.
IdiotMachine
07/07/23 5:15:39 PM
#122
GranolaPanic posted...
Wow. This was an interesting topic to read through. So you really get to keep it without any fear or consequences?
Im still going to just keep it in a savings account for some time to see what happens. Dont want to put it in investments and lose some of it or whatnot.

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TopicUh wtf? Someone wired $48k to my account.
IdiotMachine
07/07/23 3:23:11 PM
#107
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Nope, it was all over the phone. I asked for a letter, and they said they will send me one once investigation concludes. Regardless, they said theyll send me a tax form.

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TopicUh wtf? Someone wired $48k to my account.
IdiotMachine
07/07/23 3:08:27 PM
#104
I am kind of shocked that there are no verification set to confirm the SSN and who opened it, and Vanguard just let it happen. I have no idea how I would have even figured this shit out, since its not like its a credit account; it wont show up on a credit report.

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TopicUh wtf? Someone wired $48k to my account.
IdiotMachine
07/07/23 3:07:14 PM
#102
Alucard188 posted...
So, what? Someone opened up a fraudulent investment account with the same company you have your securities with? Your details and everything? The company has to be big, yeah? Wonder how many more people had fraudulent investment accounts opened up at Vanguard. Find some more information out, and maybe get some investigative journalism going. This is something that shouldn't be happening.
So I had a Betterment Roth IRA. And I didnt like how they were doing over the past 5 years or so since Ive had them, so I decided to open up a Vanguard account a week or two ago. However, I couldnt open one; the website kept saying to call.

I called and they said my SSN was tied with someone elses name and address. To prove I am who I am, they told me to send in a W9 IRS form. I did that last week. I guess once they verified it was fraudulent, they corrected the error

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TopicUh wtf? Someone wired $48k to my account.
IdiotMachine
07/07/23 2:54:39 PM
#86
Alright so spent over an hour with Vanguard on the phone. Once they confirmed with the IRS I am who I am, they closed the other fraudulent account, liquidated their assets, and sent them to my registered bank account. After speaking with their fraud department, the money is mine, and I do not have to return any of it or anything.

I asked if this is considered income and whatnot, and the answer is yes; they will be sending me a tax form and such. No taxes were withheld.

Wow

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TopicUh wtf? Someone wired $48k to my account.
IdiotMachine
07/07/23 9:46:21 AM
#63
Spent about 30 minutes with a banker and he traced the money back to Vanguard Securities. Its legit and was sent to me by name.

I have a scheduled call with Vanguard today at 1pm to figure out wtf.

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TopicI'm replaying MGS4, and this game is just LOL-worthy. [SPOILERS]
IdiotMachine
07/07/23 9:45:24 AM
#61
deoxxys posted...
I wish I could play the game but I'm PC
I played it on my ROG Ally, a PC portable gaming console. I used RPCS3 emulator, and was able to run the entire game with no issues.

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TopicUh wtf? Someone wired $48k to my account.
IdiotMachine
07/07/23 12:21:59 AM
#49
Bandit_Keith posted...
Does this have anything to do with the account someone else opened with your SSN?
Good point. I didnt make that connection at all. Vanguard reached out to me today and told me they got the other fraudulent account cancelled after they received my IRS form W9 this past Monday, and we set up an account over the phone and I linked my bank to it.

I wonder if this is from Vanguard and from the guy who stole my SSN

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TopicUh wtf? Someone wired $48k to my account.
IdiotMachine
07/06/23 10:15:24 PM
#25
Regardless, I will definitely talk to the bank tomorrow in person at a branch about it. I have no desire to spend it, as I know bank errors are never in your favor.

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TopicUh wtf? Someone wired $48k to my account.
IdiotMachine
07/06/23 10:14:30 PM
#24
So I was wrong with wire transfers with checks and ACH transfers or whatnot, $10k limit doesnt exist; only when you use pure cash to do transactions (like a money order or cashiers check), do you fill out forms:
https://www.irs.gov/newsroom/understand-how-to-report-large-cash-transactions

Wire transfers over $10k are still reported to the IRS, but not for tax purposes but rather for money laundering issues:
https://www.irs.gov/businesses/small-businesses-self-employed/bank-secrecy-act

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TopicUh wtf? Someone wired $48k to my account.
IdiotMachine
07/06/23 10:08:57 PM
#17
SupermanLost posted...
Any deposit more than 10K is reported to IRS. So you should call the bank and tell them it isn't yours.

IdiotMachine posted...
Youre confusing cash with wire. If you wire any amount, it doesnt need to be reported, because the money is already clean and in the banking system. If you do any physical cash transactions with $10k or more, that gets reported, because that money may not have been subject to tax yet.


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TopicUh wtf? Someone wired $48k to my account.
IdiotMachine
07/06/23 10:07:15 PM
#14
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Youre confusing cash with wire. If you wire any amount, it doesnt need to be reported, because the money is already clean and in the banking system. If you do any physical cash transactions with $10k or more, that gets reported, because that money may not have been subject to tax yet.

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TopicUh wtf? Someone wired $48k to my account.
IdiotMachine
07/06/23 10:03:18 PM
#7
Shishiwakamaru posted...
You better report that to the bank, not an amount to mess around with

If it turns out you won a contest or something then good for you
Yup, I plan on visiting the branch tomorrow morning to figure out wtf is going on.

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TopicUh wtf? Someone wired $48k to my account.
IdiotMachine
07/06/23 10:00:13 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/0/AAdbDbAAEopo.jpg

This has to be a scam or a mistake.

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TopicFlorida Before and After Immigrant Workers Leave
IdiotMachine
07/06/23 6:42:43 AM
#5
Lol

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TopicHonestly volleyball is the best sport in the world.
IdiotMachine
07/04/23 6:31:23 PM
#7
DKBananaSlamma posted...
I love watching woman's volleyball during the Olympics >_> The complexities really get me engaged in that rich sport
Complexities like this:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/6/AAdbDbAAEoQk.jpg

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TopicHonestly volleyball is the best sport in the world.
IdiotMachine
07/04/23 6:21:49 PM
#2
I like watching womens beach volleyball for sure.

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TopicI'm replaying MGS4, and this game is just LOL-worthy. [SPOILERS]
IdiotMachine
07/04/23 3:50:55 PM
#52
So Big Boss tells Snake that Naomi told Big Boss that the new FOXDIE is killing the old FOXDIE, so the old one wont be an epidemic, and to keep living.

So if this is true, why did Naomi insist that Snake commit suicide at her post-death video message? Wtf Naomi?

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TopicI'm replaying MGS4, and this game is just LOL-worthy. [SPOILERS]
IdiotMachine
07/04/23 2:52:15 PM
#44
How did Raiden/Jack get his arms back?

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TopicCell phone use while driving is out of control. Should be a federal law that
IdiotMachine
07/04/23 2:41:46 PM
#5
I feel so self conscious when Im on my phone while my car auto-drives for me, thinking people will think that Im being dangerous but in reality, the car is auto-driving and Im fine.

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TopicFast food is ridiculously expensive now
IdiotMachine
07/04/23 1:13:12 PM
#37
Heres another example-
Two big breakfasts, 4 sausage egg and cheese McMuffins, 4 hash browns (2 included in the big breakfasts) for $13.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/7/AAdbDbAAEoM_.jpg

Literally fed 5 people for $13. Cant make it for cheaper than this either.

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TopicFast food is ridiculously expensive now
IdiotMachine
07/04/23 1:05:48 PM
#35
You use their apps and coupon stack, brah.

Heres an example-
Double baconator, double stack $5 meal (double stack burger, chicken nuggets, small drink, and a large fry with up charge), additional large fries, all for $6.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/1/AAdbDbAAEoM5.jpg

You cant make this for cheaper at home.

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TopicI'm replaying MGS4, and this game is just LOL-worthy. [SPOILERS]
IdiotMachine
07/03/23 10:18:13 PM
#42
I just finished the microwave section and heard Naomis message. Im about done with the game, and my playtime is only 12 hours. I remember this game to be much longer a decade ago

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TopicI'm replaying MGS4, and this game is just LOL-worthy. [SPOILERS]
IdiotMachine
07/03/23 9:48:57 PM
#39
I forgot about this cringey marriage bullshit

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TopicI'm replaying MGS4, and this game is just LOL-worthy. [SPOILERS]
IdiotMachine
07/03/23 8:53:50 PM
#38
Wtf how does Drebin have fire fingers?

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TopicI'm replaying MGS4, and this game is just LOL-worthy. [SPOILERS]
IdiotMachine
07/03/23 8:49:00 PM
#37
How did Mei Ling even become a captain of a destroyer? And how did she lose her accent?

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TopicDelivery guy complains about a $5 tip for a $20 pizza order.
IdiotMachine
07/03/23 7:18:13 PM
#15
StealThisSheen posted...
They don't. A lot of pizza places no longer hire their own delivery drivers, they pay Door Dash. Or they hire less of them on certain days and fill in the difference with Door Dash.

I ordered Papa John's two weeks ago and they used Door Dash.

You often have no idea how it'll come when you order a pizza.
Oh.

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TopicDelivery guy complains about a $5 tip for a $20 pizza order.
IdiotMachine
07/03/23 7:11:44 PM
#10
DirkDiggles posted...
The bag is a door dash bag. We give them out to dashers while I was working for Pizza Hut a few years ago.
Oh. Why do people door dash pizza hut? Pizza Hut delivers.

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