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TopicI prefer to let my wife wear the pants in our relationship
Firewood18
10/17/17 5:12:50 PM
#8
So you are wearing the romper outfit now?
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TopicWho would you say is the most famous serial killer of all time?
Firewood18
10/17/17 5:08:03 PM
#18
I had a serial killer for a neighbor.
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TopicSatan gave me a taco and it made me really sick
Firewood18
10/17/17 5:00:27 PM
#2
There were aphids on the lettuce...
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Topict-minus one week (and one day) until my kid's delivery date, ok?
Firewood18
10/17/17 1:55:42 PM
#18
I'm sure she can hold it for a while longer so its a Christmas baby, ok?
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TopicI was in a serious car wreck, I lost my fiancee violently...
Firewood18
10/17/17 12:10:54 PM
#44
One day at a time. And stay away from abusive substances.

I play alot of what ifs in my head (not exactly morbid but pragmatic and reflective) and whenever I imagine something like this happening, I see myself coping with alcoholism.

Wish you the best going forward.
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TopicUnpopular Opinions thread
Firewood18
10/17/17 11:49:57 AM
#54
There should be a way to put hamsters inside of tiny balloons that people could wear as accessories.
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
10/17/17 9:49:14 AM
#312
It was put in a sack weighted down by rocks and tossed into the river.

Does Bigfoot exist?
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TopicRate that food ~ Day 1525 ~ Peanut butter and jelly sandwich
Firewood18
10/17/17 9:11:25 AM
#7
A staple food. And probably the first thing a kid learns to make by themself.
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TopicGood guy Tesla. Tesla starts shipping Powerpacks to Puerto Rico.
Firewood18
10/15/17 11:32:40 PM
#2
This is uplifting news. Wish it was more common.
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
10/15/17 11:02:12 PM
#305
It's a toss up on better immunity, an extra thumb for gaming, and the ability to pull money from my ass.

What's the best form of playground equipment?
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TopicWhat do you think will happen when the world ends?
Firewood18
10/15/17 10:47:23 PM
#3
It just cuts to black and then the credits roll for a long long time.
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Topicdoes anyone like lagnfragnlarry?
Firewood18
10/15/17 10:43:23 PM
#18
Sarcasthma posted...
Firewood18 posted...
CryMassTears

@Firewood18
You damn joke thief! >:(

It's too damn good not to repeat.
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Topicdoes anyone like lagnfragnlarry?
Firewood18
10/15/17 9:55:09 PM
#14
Larry is base humor and that can be appreciated at some level. He and CryMassTears should hook up in the future.
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
10/15/17 8:55:40 PM
#298
Conception is replaced by being sexy while filling out forms and spending money.

What are your qualifications?
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TopicHave you ever been hit on by the person of the same sex?
Firewood18
10/15/17 8:46:14 PM
#28
A few times but only once was it extremely uncomfortable.
He kept making plans with me and claiming his female housemate was interested in me. Ended up with him drunk and promising me the best bj of my life. No thanks not me.
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TopicWould you ever date a chick you were helping cheat?
Firewood18
10/15/17 6:23:31 PM
#11
When I was 18 I was with a girl that was looking to split with a douchy guy. We ended up dating for over a year. The relationship was wrought with insecurities.
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TopicRate that food ~ Day 1523 ~ Ham
Firewood18
10/15/17 2:27:42 AM
#7
Got any mustard?
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TopicToday has been a good day to be Doge
Firewood18
10/15/17 12:38:04 AM
#2
The Doge is our Warhol Buddha.
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TopicI fucking hate commercials
Firewood18
10/14/17 11:23:13 PM
#5
When it's the same thing over and over for every break then it gets a little Clockwork Orange. Not in the reforming a rapist way but prying the eyes and forcing messages way.
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TopicThere is a mouse in my house.
Firewood18
10/14/17 11:15:49 PM
#9
Hantavirus can make you bleed out of every orifice.
I've been on turd watch. The only evidence was under the stove. That's already been cleaned and disinfected.
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TopicThere is a mouse in my house.
Firewood18
10/14/17 11:02:52 PM
#6
A cat would be a worse nuisance. I'm sure of that.
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TopicThere is a mouse in my house.
Firewood18
10/14/17 11:00:37 PM
#4
I've been doing that for 5 nights. My kids do make alot of crumbs on the floor so it has other stuff to go for. I'm thinking it's so small that it doesn't put enough pressure on the traps to set them off.
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TopicDo you believe Donald Trump is a good president so far?
Firewood18
10/14/17 10:53:33 PM
#120
Greg Stillman got elected and Christopher Walken needs to do something.
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TopicYou go to an amusement park
Firewood18
10/14/17 10:48:32 PM
#5
I've seen carnis operating rides on acid.
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TopicI used to be an adventurer like you
Firewood18
10/14/17 10:44:25 PM
#3
TheWorstPoster posted...
Then I took an arrow in the knee. Now I shitpost like its my job

Joke completed.
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TopicThere is a mouse in my house.
Firewood18
10/14/17 10:41:34 PM
#1
A little gray blur that runs under the dishwasher.
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TopicDo you dare to dream? Come and share your dreams
Firewood18
10/14/17 4:07:35 PM
#4
I once had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
10/14/17 11:41:42 AM
#290
Cats meow because they are annoying pests.

What would happen if Pinnochio said "my nose is going to grow now"?
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TopicWould you prefer Little Caesars or your favorite frozen pizza?
Firewood18
10/14/17 9:02:15 AM
#5
I have nothing against LC but I would choose a frozen pizza first. Particularly a Freschetta rising crust.
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TopicIs America a benevolent country?
Firewood18
10/13/17 4:43:49 PM
#19
America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. -Kissinger
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Topichooray for boobies is a classic album
Firewood18
10/13/17 4:14:23 PM
#2
Except for the Discovery Channel track. That song was annoying.
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TopicWhat convinces you to block someone on Gamefaqs?
Firewood18
10/13/17 4:00:11 PM
#16
Still waiting to find out.
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TopicGuys, Zeus said he has so many stalkers. We need POTD too be his safe space, ok?
Firewood18
10/13/17 3:55:20 PM
#65
Oh, a Zues bashing topic? I'll halfheartedly endorse it by calling him the Rush Limbaugh of PotD: "everything I say is the truth and I love hearing myself say it".
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
10/13/17 3:29:06 PM
#283
Speak up, pipsqueak. We can't hear you down there.

Does the carpet have to match the drapes?
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
10/13/17 12:35:43 PM
#279
The poll of the day, of course.

Who is your favorite Alexander?
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TopicRate that food ~ Day 1521 ~ Haggis
Firewood18
10/13/17 12:22:43 AM
#9
wwinterj25 posted...


Scottish*

My bad.
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TopicHe left the bathroom without flushing or washing his hands.
Firewood18
10/13/17 12:17:23 AM
#16
Water conservation vs poop particles spreading the hantavirus.
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TopicPlease consider donating to charity to aid Puerto Rico
Firewood18
10/13/17 12:11:12 AM
#43
Donations can be claimed for taxes. I claim the max for my tax bracket. Mine is mostly through Goodwill but I have put $109 toward water needs in PR.

As of this post I know that a bill has been approved for disaster relief for Cali fires and hurricanes. I don't know how much was allocated for PR.
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TopicHow spontaneous are you?
Firewood18
10/12/17 11:55:23 PM
#10
I'm very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins.
I keep a busy schedule to try to keep them in.

I'm very organized and punctual. And I don't let the unpredictable give me the flusters or tunnel vision.
If anyone points out anything predictable about my nature, I am quick to make changes.
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TopicRate that food ~ Day 1521 ~ Haggis
Firewood18
10/12/17 11:43:06 PM
#7
Would try it if it was ever offered but I'm really only familiar with it being the stereotypical food of the Irish. No vote.
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TopicYouTube DIY videos saved me $200.
Firewood18
10/12/17 2:31:28 PM
#1
Just in the past month I've been able to fix my dryer and replace a part on my car.
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
10/11/17 10:23:55 PM
#264
Ennui.

What's a more worse invention than edible bandades?
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TopicCalifornia wildfires
Firewood18
10/11/17 11:34:29 AM
#21
Really sad for the loss of life because of how quickly it spread.

I went on a wine tour in Sonoma when I was younger. Very beautiful countryside that now looks like a Fallout game.
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TopicHow does OJ Simpson still have money?
Firewood18
10/11/17 9:46:10 AM
#1
After paying for lawyers and civil lawsuits how is he out playing golf and drinking Bloody Mary's?
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TopicA man walks into a restaurant and he sits down.
Firewood18
10/11/17 12:34:20 AM
#11
Any idiot knows that you eat soup with a knife.
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TopicI drink a lot of soda
Firewood18
10/11/17 12:31:55 AM
#4
I drank Mountain Dew for breakfast for a long time. Then I stopped.
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TopicAnime, Manga, VN, JRPG, Related Things Discussion Topic LXXIX
Firewood18
10/11/17 12:23:46 AM
#62
Just started watching Deadman Wonderland.
Nice story so far. They could definitely use some pizza in the prison though.
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