Lurker > Firewood18

Stop going to McDonalds. All of you. Right now. It's bad.
Ok. Maybe if you are in rush. But try to find an alternative if you can. It's still bad and you know it. You're body knows it. Society as a whole knows it. So just stop. The golden arches are a mirage of garbage.
The shiny display just makes it another reason to just give up and take the easy way to getting prime grade hell crap into your intestines.
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Nope
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Great. Send us a postcard.
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Have a proficient interlocutor.
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3 on the book
10+ off the books
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Should I get a vasectomy?
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18 and a half years and counting.
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I get 5 or 6 on weeknight, between 8 to 11 on weekends.
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Nobody can guess.
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El Topo
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This is something that may be implemented at my job. I'm just wondering where else it will lead.
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There was a bartender that was missing her right arm below the elbow.
I didn't say anything or stare but I was damn curious to know her story.
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Yeah and I've already gone through half of my return money.
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"Absolute fuck-all accomplished"
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Blaqthourne posted...

Firewood18 posted...

Having 8 testicles as appendages must be weird.

https://yarn.co/yarn-clip/98a78de4-a3c7-4b8c-9154-160e3e19508b

Well yes, that was exactly what I was alluding to.
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A very clever garbage scavenger with a sense of hygiene.
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Having 8 testicles as appendages must be weird.
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Is it like some Morgan Spurlock 30 day thing where you make a specific change to get a better perspective on life?
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I'll be happier next Friday.
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It doesn't matter. They will both be killed by machete. Because, you know... Too Many Cooks.
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Shame! King of Kong, he is not.

Was it just me, or does this guy ooze douchery?
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Blast from the Past
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Don't watch Mother!
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Yeah she has rich parents and is a slut.
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quigonzel posted...

In the Mouth of Madness

That's just wrong

wwinterj25 posted...

The Usual Suspects

What we all hope for

SunWuKung420 posted...

I Poop alot, The Movie

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Mead posted...

Hot Shots

which always will be followed by Part Deux
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Yes. I am alive the time between paychecks.

But seriously it's sort of. I have enough put aside to cover all bills for a couple of months.
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There's a green one and a pink one,
There's a blue one and a yellow one
And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
And they all look the same.

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And you can buy a burned out one in San Jose for 800k.
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spiderman88mill posted...

There Will Be Blood

You might want to look into getting a colonoscopy.
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Nobody cares about Syria. Is there really any civilian population and resources left there? It's basically just a war games zone to try out new firepower.
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I can't imagine what it would have been like to stay at her place with all the crazy comedians she supported over the years. Especially the coked up 80's.
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AllstarSniper32 posted...

Jerry Maguire

Show me the fecal matter!!!
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He's gotta peeeeee!
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Cloudy with Meatballs
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Idiocracy.

We're almost there anyway.
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I've heard that people leave little bowls of beer out for them because they're attracted to it.
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The chugging of blue milk and topless Kylo was very indecent.
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Ogurisama posted...

I wish I was wealthy with no debt

Granted. You now have millions in a commissary account at a federal prison.

I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time at will.
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You broke off from the bad, good for you.

Celebrate and move forward with positive future.
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I'm like Phil, from the warehouse, the one with the pains in his head.

I just need a friend to invite me into the back of the shoe store for some soup and to watch good morning america.
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I like Sean Penn movies.
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Nice list
I picked Under Siege because I haven't seen it in well over a decade and remember liking it.
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It's ok Rosemary.
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Should we talk about the weatherman?
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Films are rated now?
Is it by content judged by experts or by popular opinion?
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They make for great stories.

I opened up the wrapping of an exotic plant and ran when I saw one for the first time. I also heard a credible story about a cactus splitting open and tiny black widows emerging on someone's dining room table.
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Just like you're sobriquet, you will always excel at fiendish endeavors and silly sulliousness. The gang salutes and dilutes you.
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You have biomorphic dyslexia.

I love the beach. My dad bod has no qualms with the vastness of the ocean.
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Start flipping carts.
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