Lurker > Firewood18

I work with a lady that has done soft core porn.
And really, it's no big deal. We both like perfection and candor when an event is in motion.
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I need one of Sunny
and
One of the suspect that was in a recent article about an Ohio man assaulting a woman with a pizza.

Thanks.
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tbh, this really isn't a big deal. The girl is only a regular and not a coworker. Plus I'm probably 10 yrs older than her. Quite easy to just let it go and think of it as a compliment.

A long time ago I most likely would have persued and ended up with mixed results.
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It was a birthday present for my wife.
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Moma, Frick, Met, and Natural History.
Central Park and a $15 burger.
Brandi Carlile at the Beacon Theater.
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Pocket pool.
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Day 1666. Those motherfuckers know when the end is coming.
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Tecmo Bowl. The first one on the nes. Only cartridge I ever intentionally damaged (it still works).
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Screaming numbers
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Never played it. It's shit.
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I get the bedroom eyes at every glance and that thing they do when they know you're watching them walk away.

But I'm too old and married. So I'll just keep it at that.

I'm not Arv
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Dude that sucks and I know the feeling. Hope the pups are safe and not overly traumatized.

As for the rest of the damage, remember its just stuff.
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I have one that's dual. One side takes charcoal, the other gas.
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Arthur Nersesian already wrote the book.

Be a better fuck up and write one better.
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Smarkil posted...

Far-Queue posted...

Damn dude, you're so manly I bet your dick has a dick.

Manly as fuck. My dicks dick has a dick.

Well one of my dicks looks like George Washington.
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127m/86f
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Hold the egg.
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Tree rats
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If you have to ask then its probably never going to happen.
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NightMareBunny posted...

knivesX2004 posted...

NightMareBunny posted...

because i don't recall anyone begging for A FLCL Sequel as hard as they were

People have been begging for more FLCL the second season 1 ended.
Where have you been?

why? what more do you want from it

More space pirates, large eyebrows and robots being pulled out of someone's head.
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Your neighbor needs to chill. Maybe they'll tolerate the cat sounds more if you blast techno and watch porn at full volume for a week.
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MrMelodramatic posted...

FLCL is a 10/10 anime and I'm hyped for seasons 2/3

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Warriors of the Night. Sub game of The Warriors.

And I must say that all the Dynasty Warrior games are addictive as hell
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Christian Bale still looks the same too
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Porch and stoop are strange words for an entryway.
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Some songs seem complete where others seem like they could go on and on.
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Words are cheap. I had a girlfriend that only said that after I made her orgasm in a certain way.
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Well I've hid about 50 eggs of candy, rocks and coin throughout the house. I put one of the kid's baskets in the oven. Is that safe?

One good thing is that there is no Easter music.
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Bedlam mad or anger management mad?

I'm trying to keep a balance of both.
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4 beers and 4 shots. I'm hiding stuff good.
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I thought it was janwaydahl?
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My, the earth is really full of things.
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Revelation34 posted...

I'm only hiding one egg filled with rocks since it's April Fool's Day too.

Good idea. Maybe I'll put some pre chewed gum in one.
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It's Easter and I have to be the bunny hiding a bunch of eggs and baskets for the kids.
Just not feeling it right now. Maybe I'll have a few drinks before doing it.
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Yeah who's topic did she track mud through this time?
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Once, there was this boy who got into an accident and couldn't go to school
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Yeah but they didn't go too well with my members only jacket.
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Thier short films are awesomely disturbing. I liked the bear one.
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You should read some Joy Berry books.
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A dremel sanding bit works.
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The scariest road sign is the one that implies that snakes will bite your tires.
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Don't children die of cancer or rare diseases to motivate/ haunt the protagonist in alot of movies? It's usually in flashbacks.
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Ill wait for it on DVD so I can pause and pick out all the little stickers and references that can be missed.

I'm only being half sarcastic
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It's the only way I like coffee but it gives me ulcers. So, no coffee for me.
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Secret moon base
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It's a hack job nostalgia money grab.
I'll only pay my taxes that let me access the book and movie from a library to be mildly entertained by this crap.
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My teeth hurt and everything is out of touch
So I went for a walk
I picked up some large stones
As much as both hands could carry
I shouted at cars that were too loud
I stood at the edge of people's property
and screamed at the animals in thier yards
Later on in a vacant lot
I traded my stones for a big wet stick
I swung it and hit things
And divined things from a puddle of melted snow
I sat down and got my ass wet
and ranted and raved at birds and planes

There was a police car nearby
but they paid me no mind.
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