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TopicMr. X
Gakk86
12/29/19 4:51:33 PM
#5
Mr. Big would kick his ass.

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TopicMy mailman won 5k from a scratcher I got him for Christmas
Gakk86
12/29/19 4:49:48 PM
#8
a-c-a-b posted...
The barcode you scan to see if it's a winner is underneath the scratch off ink. Or at least it is where I'm from.
You have to scratch it off, but it's not part of the normal scratch off playing field. You can scratch it and unless somebody has worked at a place that processed lottery they probably wouldn't know.

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TopicIrwin R Schyster. Adam Bomb. Duke the Dumpster. Dean Douglas.
Gakk86
12/29/19 4:46:10 PM
#18
No mention of The Goon? I hate you guys.

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TopicWorst things Gamefaqs staff has done?
Gakk86
12/29/19 4:43:58 PM
#4
Gfaqs once warned me for calling somebody a moron who took an author's opinions about his own work as gospel. Haven't they ever heard of Roland Barthes?

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TopicMy mailman won 5k from a scratcher I got him for Christmas
Gakk86
12/29/19 4:40:30 PM
#5
Bluebomber182 posted...
Scan them?

And its normal to get to know your mailman imo
When you cash in a ticket, the computer just uses the scan code in the bottom corner of one of the tickets, scratching them off is just for people. If you scan it first you know the winners and can keep them for yourself. You know, if you're an asshole.

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TopicThere are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
Gakk86
12/29/19 4:37:41 PM
#4
01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100001

(not really, just fucking about)

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TopicPut the seeds back in watermelon laffy taffy
Gakk86
12/29/19 4:34:51 PM
#2
I remember those, they were good.

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TopicThank you Dolphins
Gakk86
12/29/19 4:29:49 PM
#7
The Steelers lost to the fucking Jets, they don't deserve the playoffs.

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TopicImagine fucking dis goddess doe
Gakk86
12/29/19 4:22:38 PM
#2
That's either CG or a photoshop. Hard to fuck lines of code, at least until technology improves.

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TopicThank you Dolphins
Gakk86
12/29/19 4:21:10 PM
#5
Calwings posted...
I'm a Dolphins fan, and this is the first time all year that I've been happy about a Dolphins win. Fucking the Patriots over is more of a positive than the negative of losing a couple draft positions with the win.
I just hope they get somebody good with the Steelers' pick to fuel my hatred of Kevin Colbert's incompetence with drafting anything but WRs and defensive linemen.

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TopicMy family is getting Pizza Hut today for the game.
Gakk86
12/29/19 4:20:16 PM
#7
Pizza Hut is ok, ignore the pizza edgelords and gorge yourself on grease until your butthole is leaking.

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TopicThank you Dolphins
Gakk86
12/29/19 4:14:10 PM
#2
Typical Dolphins, they even fuck up tanking.

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Topic$1 million, but you have to 69 with Boogie2988
Gakk86
12/29/19 4:11:54 PM
#14
Garioshi posted...
1 mil is 1 mil
Bonus, his spunk probably tastes like Burger King.

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TopicLOL @ the PATRIOTS
Gakk86
12/29/19 4:09:36 PM
#6
Calwings posted...
Not when that loss costs them a first round bye. Which, by the way, they have never won a Super Bowl without having a bye.
Tom Brady is about to collect social security and actually looked it for a lot of this year, they weren't winning a Super Bowl in any case. Hence why Belichick wanted Garappolo but got overruled because Kraft was too busy looking for sex slaves to jerk him than be a ruthless football terminator.

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TopicLOL @ the PATRIOTS
Gakk86
12/29/19 4:05:32 PM
#2
Are you new to the NFL or something? The Patties always give the Dolphins a win, probably out of pity.

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Topic$1 million, but you have to 69 with Boogie2988
Gakk86
12/29/19 3:58:24 PM
#8
Given how many of you are obsessed with that guy, I expect I lot of 'Deal' answers.

Heh, I wasn't even the first to mention you losers' obsession. It ain't shitposting if you do it regularly, it's a schtick.

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Topic"Donald Trump is the Highlander"
Gakk86
12/29/19 2:46:47 PM
#3
How's he gonna hold a sword with those tiny little hands, though?

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TopicHonestly if Cesaro did gay porn I wouldnt leave the house for a week
Gakk86
12/29/19 2:42:50 PM
#15
HylianFox posted...
wrestling is just porn without the sex, anyway
You watch some fucked up porn, friend.

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TopicFor people complaining about how much they get paid
Gakk86
12/29/19 2:41:26 PM
#2
How the fuck is a guy in India gonna count pills in America?

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TopicDo people actually want realism in fiction?
Gakk86
12/29/19 2:01:57 PM
#5
People don't want realism, they want consistent and cohesive worlds in fiction. They're just dumb and fail at explaining what they want.

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TopicHonestly if Cesaro did gay porn I wouldnt leave the house for a week
Gakk86
12/29/19 1:58:29 PM
#11
Cesaro is a hairless god.

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TopicObstacles in games that make you rage?
Gakk86
12/29/19 1:56:40 PM
#31
Tutorials can be done well, though. You only even notice them when they're shite, and then you're mad at the game being shite, not the very existence of tutorials.

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TopicFinal Fantasy Tactics WOTL: JAKAS PLAYS! *spoilers*
Gakk86
12/29/19 1:53:03 PM
#3
Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
I'm always unsure what to do with Ramza. I know I can basically make him whatever I want, but I never know what I want. Looks like I lack some magic on the team thus far, but doesn't Ramza naturally spec into a better attacking class?
Ramza is a badass at everything, but objectively he's best at a class like Samurai that uses magic and physical because he's good at both and randos won't be. Just be sure to min/max Brave because some weapons use it in damage calculations, including Katanas. Brave/Faithing is tedious, but unfortunately kind of required to get the most out of a majority of the game's job classes.

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TopicFinal Fantasy Tactics WOTL: JAKAS PLAYS! *spoilers*
Gakk86
12/29/19 1:51:30 PM
#2
It's been a long time, but FFT was my favorite game and the reason why I initially came to this site.

Lancers, Geomancers, Monk-Ninjas, Samurai, Summoners, and Time Mages were always my favorite. Playing with 5 party members is so easy it's almost like cheating, but if you're just exploring the game no reason to limit yourself and see less of the classes, which is the reason why the game is good. Well, the remaining reason. WOTL got rid of the very special localization of the original, which is a negative except for the times where the translators just didn't tell Americans the story bits because they couldn't figure out how to translate it and just had Ramza speak like he was having a seizure instead.

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TopicThink of one of your favorite movies before entering this topic
Gakk86
12/29/19 12:14:30 PM
#10
Lego Snatch. You bet. Might as well do Lock Stock, too.

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TopicCrouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is overrated as fuck.
Gakk86
12/29/19 12:12:01 PM
#2
*jumps around on trees in topic*

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TopicMinority Report
Gakk86
12/28/19 10:16:12 PM
#3
It was pretty good, but calling it greatest is a stretch.

The second part after Anderton gets captured is totally him dreaming in captivity.

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TopicHelp me improve my Batman
Gakk86
12/28/19 10:02:23 PM
#2
Needs bat nipples.

You did great on the face, though.

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TopicC/D: Pancakes can be amazing if done right.
Gakk86
12/28/19 9:06:38 PM
#2
Before he went blind my grandfather used to make apple pancakes that were simply amazing. I miss those.

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Topic$200k but you have to get a permanent vassectimy
Gakk86
12/28/19 9:05:53 PM
#34
TheMikh posted...
what's the point in having money if it's not for supporting a family
Drugs
Sports cars
Vacations
More drugs.

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Topic$200k but you have to get a permanent vassectimy
Gakk86
12/28/19 8:28:21 PM
#20
Iron-Tarkus posted...
Is there such a thing as a non permanent vasectomy?
Antonio Cromartie, an NFL player, fathered (more) children after getting a vasectomy.

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TopicNirvana > Alice In Chains > Soundgarden > Pearl Jam
Gakk86
12/28/19 8:25:21 PM
#15
Soundgarden>Alice in Chains>Nirvana>Pearl Jam

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TopicHave you used marijuana in your life?
Gakk86
12/28/19 8:01:27 PM
#4
Hugs not drugs!

(Hell yes, who hasn't?)

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TopicI'm eating unsalted peanuts right now.
Gakk86
12/28/19 8:00:28 PM
#11
I like unsalted nuts, that savory flavor is great. When they're salted that's all you taste.

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Topicyou know that critically acclaimed classic thing that everyone loves?
Gakk86
12/28/19 7:42:20 PM
#3
You...you monster!

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Topicdat Dabura
Gakk86
12/28/19 7:23:17 PM
#7
Piccolo is like 14 years old, he shouldn't be so wrinkly.

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TopicDo any guys here NOT like boxer briefs?
Gakk86
12/28/19 7:20:07 PM
#17
Boxer briefs are the best, topic is truf.

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TopicHome Movies > Bob's Burgers & Rick & Morty
Gakk86
12/28/19 7:19:35 PM
#2
Conflating Bob's Burgers and Rick & Morty is a crime and you should be punished.

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TopicReal talk: I am in the closet and don't know if I'll come out
Gakk86
12/28/19 7:18:55 PM
#8
Seriously, don't worry about the sex and just go and find somebody you want to spend time with. If your personalities are compatible the sex will happen unless you actively resist it.

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TopicAny of you in or did grad school?
Gakk86
12/28/19 7:07:17 PM
#15
I have a Masters Degree in Literature. More than a decade later, I've almost recovered from how fucking terrible it was.

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TopicObstacles in games that make you rage?
Gakk86
12/28/19 7:06:11 PM
#16
89% chance to hit. Miss. Miss. Miss.

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TopicWhat is the best example of Shonen action?
Gakk86
12/28/19 5:18:37 PM
#18
Bleach when Ichigo's theme song hits.

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TopicNFL games this Sunday question
Gakk86
12/28/19 5:15:14 PM
#6
alimajor posted...
Stream the red zone. Its objectively the best way to watch football

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TopicTrump is twitting crazy stuff.
Gakk86
12/28/19 5:14:02 PM
#4
cjsdowg posted...
Note I am NOT calling Trump demented
I will. Dude's brain is far past gone, if he wasn't rich enough to have babysitters he'd have wandered into traffic years ago.

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TopicIs TeamFourStar Dead?
Gakk86
12/28/19 5:12:33 PM
#7
They're kind of fucked, because it's difficult to earn money for the thing they're most popular (by far) for without them getting sued for it. FF7 Machinabridged is pretty good but that's the only thing else of theirs I'm into since they stopped doing their gameshow thing on twitch a couple of years ago.

Hopefully they can just branch out into doing dubs for real, otherwise they're gonna suffer and that sucks because DBZA was top tier.

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TopicI dont understand woman.
Gakk86
12/28/19 2:51:10 PM
#2
It takes a lot of purses to hide a body.

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Topicconvince me i dont want to buy the 150 dollar nvidia shield
Gakk86
12/28/19 2:44:14 PM
#2
Spend it on Taco Bell and eat it all in one sitting instead. Still shameful, but less so.

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TopicWife accidentally sent a dirty pic of me to her sister...
Gakk86
12/28/19 2:40:18 PM
#2
Bust it out in front of her sister and ask her if she recognizes it.

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TopicDo you like the show Letterkenny?
Gakk86
12/28/19 2:34:13 PM
#5
My brother posts quotes for it all the time, but I haven't pulled the trigger because I'm lazy.

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TopicWhat name is worse to give a male child?
Gakk86
12/28/19 2:30:02 PM
#2
You could own Gaylord and have it be an interesting thing about you.

Lester is just unfortunate in every way.

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