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TopicI remember at my old job, one guy called another guy the n-word
Gakk86
12/16/19 6:28:52 PM
#25
One of the bosses was a tiny dude who everybody walked all over. He was completely incompetent and feared interacting with anyone. He drove a lifted Ford 150 with a rear window cling that said "You'd better hesitate, because I won't" and had a bunch of pictures of guns. He also had tons of bumper stickers that said things like, "I shoot first, no questions needed" and "Armed and Proud NRA member" and crap like that.

Rural PA is so fucking terrible.

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TopicI remember at my old job, one guy called another guy the n-word
Gakk86
12/16/19 6:16:46 PM
#23
I worked in a label printing factory for a very short time because it sucked fucking ass. Everyone was white. There were numerous people who thought the height of hilarity was screaming the N word over and over again.

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TopicGot an colonoscopy coming up in January, and the prep for it seems like hell.
Gakk86
12/16/19 3:46:01 PM
#6
You didn't get the giant bottle of stuff, Gavilyte, did you? If you did call your Dr. and ask them to send in something that sucks less, like Suprep, Plenvu, or Moviprep. It will probably cost more through your insurance, but it will be a considerably smaller amount of nasty stuff you have to drink.

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TopicLast time you read a 1,000 page plus book?
Gakk86
12/15/19 10:46:41 PM
#16
I was on vacation 2 weeks ago and read 3 novels. It was fucking great.

Dr. Sleep is awesome
Anathem is always worth a reread.
The new Dune novels can be categorized as guilty pleasures, I guess.

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TopicMy boyfriend won't let me lick his boy pussy
Gakk86
12/15/19 9:40:27 PM
#6
I dunno, I don't like getting my butthole eaten but doing it is great.

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TopicI'm officially broke
Gakk86
12/15/19 9:31:52 PM
#28
DanHaren2019 posted...
So much triggerage itt lmfao
To be fair I'm very, very drunk.

Which I can afford because I take care of my finances. >___>

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TopicI'm officially broke
Gakk86
12/15/19 9:25:53 PM
#26
DanHaren2019 posted...
Like I said, 3k now but living in a deficit, it'll be 0 in 3 months. This is why yalls opinions are so bad lmao
Then do something about it now instead of whining on the internet, loser.

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TopicOn GameFaqs while I'm at work
Gakk86
12/15/19 9:12:16 PM
#5
This is your boss. You're fired.

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Topicwhy do they like shitty american-made mexican food so much??
Gakk86
12/15/19 9:11:28 PM
#10
Smashingpmkns posted...
Sounds about white
LOL

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TopicI'm officially broke
Gakk86
12/15/19 8:59:56 PM
#13
Guys, I'm hurting bad. I paid off all my bills from student loans to medical bills to car payments, and I only have 4k left. Plus I make enough to save hundreds of dollars a month. I don't know what I'm gonna do. Should I set up a GoFuckMe or something?

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TopicI envy iPhones sometimes.
Gakk86
12/15/19 8:51:31 PM
#5
On the flip side, if you've never used Apple before and just got one because of work peer pressure you're far past fucked. I have no idea how to do anything on this giant thing.

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Topicwhy do they like shitty american-made mexican food so much??
Gakk86
12/15/19 8:50:09 PM
#2
Because it isn't shitty? It's shit tons of salt and fat and literally lights up the part of your brain that processes food like a Christmas Tree.

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TopicC/D God intentionally decieves mankind to test their faith
Gakk86
12/15/19 8:41:18 PM
#7
If the Christian God was real he'd be a complete asshole and nobody should do anything but shun his douchey ass.

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TopicREQUIRED: to stay on CE, you must play at least 4 of these 10 upcoming games.
Gakk86
12/15/19 7:57:59 PM
#12
You buy me a PS5 and I'm in. I expect delivery on launch day, nerd.

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TopicCologuard
Gakk86
12/15/19 7:54:13 PM
#6
thronedfire2 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sDmms-WmD8
I love the Movantik commercials and Mahk's parodies, because we dispense that sometimes. I showed it to all my coworkers and me mock the oxy junkies who get it mercilessly.

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TopicHow great are boobs?
Gakk86
12/15/19 7:51:02 PM
#8
Boobs are always great. Bums are only great when they're round and soft.

Nothing beats finding that perfect level of pressure and movement to massage a girls bum and make her melt, though.

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TopicWho wins in a fight?
Gakk86
12/15/19 7:46:01 PM
#5
SwordMaster13X posted...
who the hell is that?
He's my friend and a whole lot more, you millenial.

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TopicRemember MXC? >_>
Gakk86
12/14/19 3:37:42 PM
#5
It's a classic, but some of the games are waaaaaay better than others.

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TopicHow many moderations do you have on your account THIS VERY MOMENT
Gakk86
12/14/19 12:10:55 AM
#6
How do you check? I got warned for trolling a couple times a few months ago. I was definitely trolling, but I used to get away with that shit all the time. Error abandoned me as a Pittsburgh sports bro.

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TopicEdward Snowden is an American hero
Gakk86
12/14/19 12:08:19 AM
#3
Get him a Gundam ASAP!

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TopicDudes, my wife just threw a hypothetical my way.
Gakk86
12/14/19 12:06:22 AM
#2
She's leaving you.

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TopicYou see this running towards you and it wants to beat your ass
Gakk86
12/13/19 11:38:31 PM
#11
Literally a punch will wreck it's shit. LOL pokemon typing.

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TopicI'm sick and ducking tired of ROBOCALLS!!
Gakk86
12/13/19 11:15:56 PM
#15
Seriously, who the fuck answers their phone? Text me or fuck off.

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TopicI'm sick and ducking tired of ROBOCALLS!!
Gakk86
12/13/19 9:25:17 PM
#5
Ok boomer

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TopicWhen someone says you have privilege, is it an attack?
Gakk86
12/13/19 9:11:40 PM
#7
AmericaTheBrave posted...
Do you mean you can get away with fucking anything or you can get away with fucking anything?
The second one is a different skillset, but no less applicable. Just watch out for splinters.

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TopicRemember when Rush Limbaugh guest starred on Family Guy?
Gakk86
12/13/19 9:09:26 PM
#6
Ex-Kefiroth posted...
Remember when Rush Limbaugh railed relentlessly against substance abusers and then turned out to be one himself?
I mean, that's old whiny white man 101.

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TopicWhen someone says you have privilege, is it an attack?
Gakk86
12/13/19 9:08:13 PM
#5
As a chubby white man I can get away with fucking anything. It's so fucking awesome. If that's not a privilege you're doing it wrong.

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TopicRemember when Rush Limbaugh guest starred on Family Guy?
Gakk86
12/13/19 9:05:13 PM
#2
Remember when Rush Limbaugh was on Monday Night Football and said a bunch of racist shit about Donovan McNabb?

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TopicTrue Americans watch Shark Tank.
Gakk86
12/13/19 9:04:11 PM
#2
Nope. Have fun with that.

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TopicI dont like tipping amazon prime now drivers
Gakk86
12/13/19 8:35:29 PM
#17
MabusIncarnate posted...
I mean, why stop there? Wait by the mailbox and tip the carrier, get the UPS and Fedex guys while we are at it. Then I can go to the bank, pull money out of the ATM, then go inside and tip the clerk because I used their ATM. After that i'll go to the gas station, pump my own gas, go inside and not buy anything, but just tip the clerk because everyone who works a job needs a tip. I don't want to be a prick after all.

This is about how dumb your statement sounded.
You ever have a mailman ask for a tip? Or a gas station attendant? Probably not, you sour faced prick. But bitch away, it's not like you have anything to lose.

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TopicI dont like tipping amazon prime now drivers
Gakk86
12/13/19 8:33:17 PM
#15
I4NRulez posted...
Well, you're a better man than me random person on the internet. I salute you
I mean, I agree that the better option would be to beat Bezos to death with a claw hammer and distribute his ludicrous wealth to the people who actually work at Amazon.

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TopicI hate fictional vegans. WWE Spoilers
Gakk86
12/13/19 8:31:58 PM
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Why are you watching WWE, anyway? That shit sucks, and has forever now. If you like wrestling there are an infinity of better options. (and you should like wrestling, because wrestling kicks ass)

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TopicI dont like tipping amazon prime now drivers
Gakk86
12/13/19 8:29:44 PM
#12
I4NRulez posted...
It's not about being cheap. Do you tip cashiers at every store you go to?
If they have a tip jar, yeah. A few bucks to brighten somebody's day is great, unless you're a sour-faced prick.

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TopicI dont like tipping amazon prime now drivers
Gakk86
12/13/19 8:17:18 PM
#4
Then don't, and have them throw bricks at your house later, you cheapass.

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TopicI spent money today.
Gakk86
12/13/19 8:08:57 PM
#5
ZOE was fun as hell once you got used to the controls.

Crazy that we have all these asshole billionaires and not even one can make a mech. How fucking lame can you be to have all that money and not spend it on making a giant robot suit?

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TopicWhat's the ONE PRESENT you really want this year for Christmas??
Gakk86
12/13/19 8:06:36 PM
#10
A Lotus Exige S. Red and Black.

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TopicHave you used a bidet before?
Gakk86
12/13/19 8:05:58 PM
#19
Yes, it's nice, although drying afterwards is weird. If I was building a place I'd put one in, but my shitty apartment barely has electricity, let alone a bidet.

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TopicWould a water/ground type with Sap Sipper be broken?
Gakk86
12/13/19 8:04:34 PM
#13
Neoconkers posted...
does anything good even get freeze dry
There's that Pokemon that looks like an angry nerf ball. So, no.

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TopicGif pronunciation?
Gakk86
12/13/19 7:43:56 PM
#5
Apparently the guy who invented the compression format pronounces it 'jiff'. This proves that even if you're a great coder, you can still be a fucking moron.

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TopicWhat brand of peanut butter do you buy?
Gakk86
12/13/19 7:38:04 PM
#18
Nuttzo. It's so much better than regular peanut butter, and now I can never have peanut butter again.

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TopicUS jobless claims hit 2-year high
Gakk86
12/12/19 12:25:18 PM
#10
Megaman50100 posted...
Also unemployment stats that are based in people claiming unemployment benefits ignores a large portion of people who aren't working but don't claim benefits or people who arent working and claiming disability.
Man with family was making 90k and loses that job. The only other job he can find is 40k. His wife and one of his kids get part time jobs for 10k each. That family probably loses their home and their lives are much worse. America treats this as a big win because now there are 3 jobs instead of 1!

The whole calculus is completely bullshit. What really matters is wages, which have been stagnant for decades as the buying power of the dollar tunnels towards the earth's core.

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TopicWhen you hear "Israel"...what is the first thing that comes to mind?
Gakk86
12/11/19 9:52:48 PM
#26
Uzi with a wooden stock.

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TopicBeing the mature adult I am, I'm currently tucked away in a hidey-hole I made.
Gakk86
12/10/19 9:28:42 PM
#53
They're all in your room sitting and staring at the closet. They're gonna laugh at you when you come out. Your only hope is to outlast them and stay in there until tomorrow.

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