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| Topic | Uhhh... Peanutbutter pretzel bites, why are you so delicious? |
| Gakk86 12/28/19 2:25:33 PM #4 | Your hindbrain gets a brain boner for foods that contain lots of fat and salt. PB is fatty, pretzels are salty. Make sure you call a doctor for a brain erection lasting longer than 4 hours. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | I like Modelo beer |
| Gakk86 12/28/19 2:21:58 PM #13 | Foil over beer bottles is inconvenient and wholly unnecessary. Fucking Leffe does that shit, as well as a brewery in Montreal that I like. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | I'm so upset right now |
| Gakk86 12/28/19 12:22:53 PM #2 | Pain is just weakness leaving the body. Bang your knee over and over again for best results. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | POLL: Who does NOT belong on the Mount Rushmore of WWE? |
| Gakk86 12/27/19 10:30:31 PM #4 | Bruno, only because his heyday wasn't in the WWE days, but earlier. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | What kind of beer do you like? |
| Gakk86 12/27/19 10:09:47 PM #30 | That Double Chocolate Cranberry Stout sounds good. How many ounces (or MLs) is that bad boy? --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | Watching Dr. Strangelove, ya gotta admit this about Trump's administration |
| Gakk86 12/27/19 10:08:46 PM #3 | Dr. Strangelove is a satire. Trump's rotating cast of fuckups is as real life as America gets. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | What kind of beer do you like? |
| Gakk86 12/27/19 10:00:10 PM #27 | That's a Fat Heads glass, but not a Fat Heads beer... --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | Do you think you will die of natural causes? |
| Gakk86 12/27/19 9:30:56 PM #14 | NeoBowser posted... is lung cancer from smoking naturalLung cancer is vegan, actually. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | Do you think you will die of natural causes? |
| Gakk86 12/27/19 9:24:40 PM #11 | Can't live without a spinal cord, son. Nothing unnatural about that. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | Has a book ever changed your life? |
| Gakk86 12/27/19 9:18:57 PM #3 | Romo My Life on the Edge: Living Dreams and Slaying Dragons Bill Romanowski's autobiography. He talks a lot about overcoming injuries and finding strength in a bunch of different ways and I so, so needed that in my late 20s. I read the book 3 times as I got a lot more healthy, it was very helpful. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | What kind of beer do you like? |
| Gakk86 12/27/19 9:05:03 PM #18 | I love Reinheitsgebot beers. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | How do people end up like this? |
| Gakk86 12/27/19 8:54:48 PM #7 | Live in the richest society in the world that has no safety nets and fucks over anybody and everybody so some piece of shit billionaire can have a few more dollars they don't even notice. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | What's so good about beer? |
| Gakk86 12/27/19 8:41:12 PM #3 | Beer tastes amazing, but you have to find the type of beer that fits your taste. Luckily we live in the golden age of beer so you'll be spoiled for choice once you find that type. Getting a good buzz on is just a bonus. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | Imagine hating the BANKS because you were too LAZY to read the FINE PRINTS |
| Gakk86 12/27/19 8:39:22 PM #2 | Is your caps lock broken? --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | Knee how |
| Gakk86 12/27/19 8:26:24 PM #2 | Aim for the quad a few inches above the other guy's knee, and lean into it, getting your weight going down into the impact. Don't be satisfied with one, keep throwing them until he buckles. Being in a clinch helps. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | If you ever became a billionaire do you think you'd buy a major sports team? |
| Gakk86 12/27/19 8:24:24 PM #23 | Antifar posted... I will make the New York Red Bulls good if it's the last thing I do.MLS good or football good? Because one is a pipe dream far beyond another. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | We've come a long long way together, through the hard times and the good |
| Gakk86 12/27/19 8:07:45 PM #2 | Not their best song, but listenable. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | I think religion is silly but I believe in horoscopes |
| Gakk86 12/27/19 7:58:13 PM #3 | Top Tip: If a chick believes in horoscopes and you want to bang her, just act like how your horoscope says you should and you're in. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | If you ever became a billionaire do you think you'd buy a major sports team? |
| Gakk86 12/27/19 7:40:23 PM #17 | sktgamer_13dude posted... At least you guys have been relevant the past 18 years.Baseball has some really sad teams, and the Mariners are certainly one of them and maybe the worst. At least I can count on the Pirates sucking, which made their brief blip very memorable. The Mariners just constantly underachieve. Sorry man. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | If you ever became a billionaire do you think you'd buy a major sports team? |
| Gakk86 12/27/19 7:37:11 PM #13 | XBoner posted... why cause you're a huge sports fan?Honestly sports fans are the only ones who should buy sports teams. Otherwise you just get pieces of human dogshit who use the teams to scam governments out of taxpayer money, and that shit is about as odious as it gets. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | I got invited to a New Years Eve party hosted by Dolph Ziggler |
| Gakk86 12/27/19 7:31:15 PM #19 | Bluebomber182 posted... How can I impress Braun? Im giddy over the excitement of meeting himGive him your best chop. All wrestlers love getting chopped. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | Do you typically wear underwear under swim trunks (that don't have netting)? |
| Gakk86 12/27/19 7:27:48 PM #6 | I swam competitively for like 15 years, and you don't wear underwear under speedos. Since then I've been in the water like 3 times and just done it in my underwear. The only thing that got me in the water were chicks, and that's the only reason I'd ever go in the water again. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | If you ever became a billionaire do you think you'd buy a major sports team? |
| Gakk86 12/27/19 7:18:10 PM #5 | XBoner posted... you're a big pirates fan?Yeah, against my better judgment. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | If you ever became a billionaire do you think you'd buy a major sports team? |
| Gakk86 12/27/19 7:17:22 PM #3 | I'd buy the Pirates and actually fucking pay some money so they don't suck. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | Impact. |
| Gakk86 12/27/19 6:24:50 PM #5 | I figured they went out of business already. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | I got invited to a New Years Eve party hosted by Dolph Ziggler |
| Gakk86 12/27/19 6:24:13 PM #16 | Dolph is a damned good performer. He makes bank with the WWE so you can't fault him for staying, but they treat him like shit. He'd be a major star anywhere else. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | The Star Wars prequels are actually movies not expensive fan fiction. |
| Gakk86 12/25/19 7:57:58 PM #5 | Movies normally have stuff like dialogue and directing, though. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | Lil shits start fighting in the mall at the Beef Jerky Outlets |
| Gakk86 12/25/19 7:53:50 PM #5 | LOL @ the chick in the FILA jacket just strolling out of there. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | I just ate nearly an entire holiday Apple pie...I can't stand up |
| Gakk86 12/25/19 7:52:10 PM #7 | Good thing apples aren't known for causing diarrhea or anything. You're gonna have a great night. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | What do you get for Chinese food? |
| Gakk86 12/25/19 7:39:31 PM #27 | I just get something random, as long as it has mushrooms. Mushrooms kick ass. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | Detroit looks like a set from a horror movie |
| Gakk86 12/25/19 7:01:05 PM #27 | Richest country in the world. Everything is great! --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | Wow I'm finding more and more things wrong with A Christmas Story |
| Gakk86 12/25/19 6:52:49 PM #30 | cmiller4642 posted... The leg lamp objectifies womenHow dare you assume the leg's gender --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | The perfect girl but she's addicted to waffles. |
| Gakk86 12/25/19 6:28:44 PM #2 | I just got a mini-waffle maker for Christmas, so I'm well equipped to give her little waffles and a big dick. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | Wow I'm finding more and more things wrong with A Christmas Story |
| Gakk86 12/25/19 4:44:45 PM #12 | ledbowman posted... It's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. He fucking immediately shoots his eye outTo be fair, I did pretty much the same thing the first time I fired a BB Gun. Not in the eye, but it got me in the cheek. Who could have guessed that firing a BB into a wall to see what would happen would have the projectile bounce right back into me? Not me, that's who. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | Which CEman needs to get laid most? |
| Gakk86 12/25/19 4:41:15 PM #5 | That one guy who constantly posts misogynist shit. Oh, sorry, that doesn't really narrow it down much. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | Hypothetical: You get given Finland for Christmas as a present. |
| Gakk86 12/25/19 4:31:30 PM #3 | Finland is only ok at hockey, but they're awesome at driving. I guess I'd pick out some sweet Black Metal King costumes and ascend to my throne. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | Wow I'm finding more and more things wrong with A Christmas Story |
| Gakk86 12/25/19 4:23:48 PM #4 | It's an 80's movie, it's actually pretty progressive in that doesn't include rape jokes. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | What was the BEST Christmas PRESENT you got this year? |
| Gakk86 12/25/19 4:21:35 PM #5 | I got Imported German Beer and my dad is taking all of my brothers and I out to a Pens game. Also I got a tiny waffle maker. When you're past 30 that's like getting a pony that shits video games when you're 8. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | Pizza Hut is not actually that bad |
| Gakk86 12/25/19 3:31:50 PM #14 | Pizza Hut pan pizza is just a brick of grease. It's pretty good. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | You can replace one bodypart with a cybernetic one |
| Gakk86 12/24/19 8:17:43 PM #30 | Spine, so it can be properly reattached to my pelvis and I can play hockey again. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | i hate overseas shipping man this is bullshit |
| Gakk86 12/24/19 7:37:26 PM #4 | Right now some tipsy sailors are using your package as a makeshift soccer ball. Hope it isn't fragile. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | Imagine posting on CE on fucking Christmas EVE night XD |
| Gakk86 12/24/19 7:36:23 PM #10 | I had to work earlier because the guy running our district is a complete moron and wanted us to be open. Like 15 people came in, but at least we did the rest of the week's worth of auto-refilled prescriptions. Undoubtedly he'll use the lack of people today to bitch at us for people not picking up prescriptions enough because he's literally the worst. I didn't feel like staying the night with family so I'm burning time until I can fall asleep and drive tomorrow morning. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | Are all of the Jack Reacher books just him swinging his dick around? |
| Gakk86 12/24/19 7:33:20 PM #6 | DrizztLink posted... My dad was super annoyed when they cast Tom Cruise.The crazy thing is that Cruise didn't even do a bad job, he's just not Jack Reacher in any way. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | Are all of the Jack Reacher books just him swinging his dick around? |
| Gakk86 12/24/19 7:26:40 PM #5 | The books are straight up power fantasies, yes. But they're fun reads. Lee Child writes fights extremely well. He's also great at mixing up sentence lengths for effect. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | What do you think of Die Hard 2? |
| Gakk86 12/24/19 4:54:27 PM #17 | ultimate reaver posted... it's the weakest of the good die hard movies, but still good --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
| Topic | Name one problem that hot sauce doesn't fix... |
| Gakk86 12/23/19 1:30:52 AM #10 | Eye infections. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. |
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