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Topic | Why do people become servers? |
masterpug53 07/09/21 3:50:56 PM #28 | God_Of_Entirety posted... Great countersrgument. Bravo you didn't make that great of a srgument to begin with. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Wendy William receiving backlash for comment about dead TikTok star |
masterpug53 07/09/21 3:05:11 PM #18 | Sounds like Wendy Williams is your average CEman who insists on posting 'who?' in every celebrity death topic. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | What's your favorite Quentin Tarantino movie? |
masterpug53 07/09/21 2:48:36 PM #8 | Kill Bill certainly had the most impact on me during a formative time in my life, and almost single-handedly sparked my interest in seeking out classic movies / genres I might never have considered otherwise. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Is Spider-Man 3 becoming the next Star Wars Prequel Trilogy |
masterpug53 07/09/21 11:54:58 AM #20 | RchHomieQuanChi posted... In that everybody hated it when it came out, but memes have fooled people into thinking it's legitimately good? Yes, pretty spot on observation. In fact... (Although I actually think RotS is a good Star Wars movie) ...ya had me in the first half, not gonna lie. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Still salty about Fantastic Beasts. *spoilers* |
masterpug53 07/09/21 11:36:38 AM #4 | lilORANG posted... The first Fantastic Beasts movie is the best HP movie. But yeah i'd be fine with Collin Farrell sticking around Kowalski was one of my favorite fish-out-of-water characters in recent memory. But beyond that I personally found Fantastic Beasts to be pretty forgettable. Which to be fair does at least put it over the latter half of the HP movies, which were pretty darn forgettable. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Loki Episode 5 Topic *SPOILERS* |
masterpug53 07/09/21 11:04:22 AM #147 | I will admit that, while I liked the bit with the various Lokis turning on each other, I was kind of hoping that the episode would be devoted to a subplot where our Loki (or 2012 Loki, or whatever you want to call the main character of this show) ran for 'president' of all the Loki variants. I kept seeing that still image of President Loki in all the promo ads leading up to the show, and for most of the show I had no idea how said image would actually fit in to the overall plot; then after last week's teaser it suddenly clicked and I was like 'ah cool, now it makes sense, President Loki incoming!' But eh, I keep forgetting that there's only six episodes total, and an election subplot would have taken way too much time. Gotta keep the plot moving mirite folks? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | The south is putting the entire United States at risk :O |
masterpug53 07/09/21 10:22:16 AM #39 | I have to wonder, if one of these regions spits out a new, dominant variant, will the people who insisted on calling it the 'China Virus' stick to their guns and now label it the 'Texas Virus' or 'Missouri Virus?' --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, Dude, |
masterpug53 07/09/21 10:18:07 AM #35 | How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Loki Episode 5 Topic *SPOILERS* |
masterpug53 07/09/21 10:14:04 AM #142 | I liked the ep. Thanos copter got a chuckle out of me, even if all the other easter eggs no-doubt went over my head due to me not being a comic reader (I only know about Thanos copter due to memes). And I'm glad they didn't save Mobius' return for some last-second reveal / rescue; the more screentime he gets, the better. Classic Loki turned out to be great; never would have guessed that what I assumed to be a jokey throwback character would turn out to be one of the highlights of the show. I didn't even recognize that it was Richard E. Grant until about halfway through the episode. I confess that even though the man's been in acting as long as I've been alive, I never really noticed him until *shudders* Rise of Skywalker, and I distinctly remember thinking to myself 'give this man some good material and he'd kill it.' Well, they did, and he did. Darmik posted... lol I'm pretty sure I see people complain about filler episodes or 'didn't push the plot enough' for every single TV series that isn't a comedy these days. Yeah, that does grind my gears after awhile. I mean, the D+ shows are meant to be B-material spinoffs, and I've always treated them as such. The pandemic screwing up the movie release schedule has tricked people into thinking these were supposed to be the main event, when it's more reasonable to assume they were always intended to be supplemental. It's fine to be critical of them - I myself was disappointed when WandaVision failed to stick the landing in the final ep. But if you're going into these shows with such impossibly-high standards that you'll invariably not enjoy yourself and walk away with a poisioned opinion of them, why waste time watching them in the first place when you can just wiki the relevant plot info later? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, Dude, |
masterpug53 07/09/21 9:57:39 AM #33 | Ah! Those are Mr. Lebowski's children! Oh, so...different mothers...? Racially he's pretty cool...? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Had a dream they made another Avengers movie. |
masterpug53 07/09/21 9:55:28 AM #18 | Unspecified_NPC posted... Did you see Cap or Iron Man in Star Wars? Poster is correct Okay this got a laugh out of me, well played. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | People more afraid of catching COVID-19 are more judgemental |
masterpug53 07/09/21 9:49:56 AM #9 | When it comes to the Covid-19 pandemic - and people's behavior resulting from it - it's one of the rare cases where being labeled 'judgmental' wouldn't particularly bother me. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, Dude, |
masterpug53 07/08/21 7:29:34 PM #29 | 3,000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!! I...Jesus! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Ben Garrison makes ironic political cartoon, ups the ante |
masterpug53 07/08/21 7:25:22 PM #56 | This should become a meme-form copypasta for every belligerent teenager who fails to grasp the point of the book they were supposed to be reporting on. 'It must be a slow news day in Mrs. Miller's English class! I know the story of Lord of the Flies. My report is about Beezlebub, & the lord of the flies is not an allegory-it is real. The Beast is his real earthly form, and Jack is the hero for wanting to fight him. Its a metaphor combined w/ artistic license. Deal with it.' --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Ben Garrison makes ironic political cartoon, ups the ante |
masterpug53 07/08/21 4:53:47 PM #51 | clyde_frog posted... How have I never heard of Don Quixote before this topic? Unlike Ben Garrison, at least you had the genuine class to admit it. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Ben Garrison makes ironic political cartoon, ups the ante |
masterpug53 07/08/21 4:50:01 PM #46 | Antifar posted... https://twitter.com/CartoonsBen/status/1413230789437784064 My favorite reply from that thread: "You must love socialism, being so publicly owned today." --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, Dude, |
masterpug53 07/08/21 4:08:02 PM #21 | Vagina. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | What's your favorite pokemon of each type? |
masterpug53 07/08/21 3:06:58 PM #17 | ![]() haven't played gens 7 and 8, though. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, Dude, |
masterpug53 07/08/21 2:47:35 PM #7 | Oh, you mean, coitus? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Ben Garrison makes ironic political cartoon, ups the ante |
masterpug53 07/08/21 2:46:17 PM #20 | Trumble posted... I can understand (but disagree) with your opinion here, re: that they could be unfunny and just make a point instead. So... Trump is a star and the Democrats are a room outside, is that the point or something? I don't get it. I stopped trying to understand Ben Garrison's more subtle attempts at symbolism after his Kobe Bryant comic featured an anthropomorphic basketball crying tears that were also basketballs. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Ben Garrison makes ironic political cartoon, ups the ante |
masterpug53 07/08/21 2:40:52 PM #15 | You'd think after the last five years I'd have learned to stop asking myself the question 'they can't be that stupid and self-unaware, can they?' --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | I love my fucking job |
masterpug53 07/08/21 2:28:17 PM #4 | Seems like most people in the adult film industry end up regretting their involvement in it, so I truly hope you can maintain your current high spirits. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | 16 y/o BARRON TRUMP is now 6'7 after being pictured outside Trump Tower!!! |
masterpug53 07/08/21 11:37:56 AM #35 | Dat_Cracka_Jax posted... How did being pictured outside Trump tower make him 6'7"? Think that will work for me? I think the problem here is one of relative scale - Melania Impersonator #45 is a few inches shorter than the rest of them. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | US in danger. Delta spreading. Public health measures likely to return. |
masterpug53 07/08/21 11:35:30 AM #7 | "It's like some of you don't even want the pandemic to be over!" (...too lazy to post in that irritating half-caps styles) --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Is Pit Bull support a conservative or liberal stance? |
masterpug53 07/08/21 10:38:02 AM #7 | Slayer_22 posted... No correlation with politics at all, I think. Refusal to slap a hardline political stance onto any and every issue under the sun is the most un-American thing I can think of. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Democrats AND Republicans DEMAND Justin Trudeau REOPEN Canada NOW!! |
masterpug53 07/08/21 10:35:07 AM #41 | Remember at the start of the pandemic when Trump wanted to mass troops and tanks at the US / Canadian border to keep Canadians out? ![]() --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Wii_Shaker draws CE as Monsters |
masterpug53 07/08/21 9:49:28 AM #52 | Wii_Shaker posted... You are welcome. I'm glad you like it. This is excellent, thanks so much! :D Here's my assumption of your thought process - you're wise enough to know that my username has nothing to do with the dog breed, and that 'Master Pug' was the Woosleyism for Tonberry King in the SNES release of Final Fantasy 3 / 6. You didn't want to be so predictable as to draw me as a Tonberry knockoff, but you still wanted to keep things at least tangentially referential to the franchise. So naturally, the resulting avatar was a demon Chocobo. Don't bother correcting me, that's the story I'm sticking with ;-) Thanks again, it's been so long since I've updated my sig that I had to google how to do it, lol. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Trump: Hilter did a lot of things right. |
masterpug53 07/07/21 3:00:45 PM #24 | FortuneCookie posted... "Let me tell you this! And you're getting it straight from the horse. Hitler was better looking than Churchill, he was a better dresser than Churchill, he had more hair and he told funnier jokes and he could dance the pants off of Churchill! "He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! Two coats!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Your favorite top-down Zelda game besides A Link to the Past? |
masterpug53 07/07/21 11:04:10 AM #42 | Link's Awakening for the feels, A Link Between Worlds for the gameplay / mechanics. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | The gamer callout is real lol |
masterpug53 07/06/21 1:19:11 PM #4 | The Scrolls Elder? Funnily enough, Warcraft 2 is the only game in the series I've played. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Is your area prone to natural disasters? |
masterpug53 07/06/21 10:18:48 AM #17 | Considering that a natural disaster is going to pass by too close for comfort for the remainder of this very day, I'd say without hesitation that I'm in the Danger Zone. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Wii_Shaker draws CE as Monsters |
masterpug53 07/06/21 10:17:04 AM #28 | Post, these are really cool. Would love to have one of myself if you've got the time. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | What's your favorite video game with a 2/II in the title? |
masterpug53 07/06/21 10:14:28 AM #73 | *pauses for dramatic effect* SOO-PAH-MAH-REE-OHH-TWO, BAY-BEEE!! ...no, seriously. But Saints Row 2 gives it a run for its money. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | What exactly is going on in Dracula's castle in SOTN? |
masterpug53 07/06/21 10:10:15 AM #18 | Don't forget the nunchaku and hamburgers and New York-style pizza. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | President Trump Will Communicate To Us Via EAS, Via FEMA, On Or Around Aug 11th |
masterpug53 07/06/21 9:49:30 AM #32 | 'Most-probably' is the event horizon of truthiness - the absolute limit a crackpot's predictions can get to being actually true. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | New Lambda variant now in 30 countries |
masterpug53 07/06/21 9:35:59 AM #22 | The silver lining is that, if we keep working our way down the list of new variants, life will finally come full-circle for 80's and 90's kids: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omega_Virus --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Guess the Movie from the Jpeg clue! |
masterpug53 07/05/21 7:28:06 AM #42 | DeadlyNinjaBees posted... It's a Harry Potter one. Ah. You're right, you should feel bad about that one. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Morrowind is really fun once you push past the first few hours. |
masterpug53 07/04/21 10:30:26 PM #20 | Having only done my first genuine playthrough of Morrowind 3 or so years ago, I truly do not get the mania over Cliff Racers. Never found them to be any more irritating than any other overworld enemy, save for those occasions when they refuse to come down and attack, and you have to just give up and start walking away, knowing full well they'll be pecking on the back of your head three seconds after you turn your back. Can't rightly say I fathom the Fargoth hate, either. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
Topic | Morrowind is really fun once you push past the first few hours. |
masterpug53 07/03/21 9:03:41 PM #5 | Agreed. My biggest hurdle with the learning curve was figuring out that your available stamina affects your accuracy. Once I finally accepted that I couldn't (massive air quotes) "run" everywhere and had to pace myself between running and walking so that I had enough available stamina for random fights, the combat became much less frustrating. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
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