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TopicMan decides to attend his Zoom court case while driving
eggcorn
05/29/24 11:22:52 PM
#98
The_Popo posted...
Not what I was expecting. That was pretty damn good. Loved the dudes expression when he is called out.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a8e68689.jpg
That killed me.

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TopicRobert De Niro takes on Trump supporters in person.
eggcorn
05/29/24 3:51:22 PM
#4
There was nothing hilarious about that.

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TopicFirst Look at Rory Kinnear as Tom Bombadil in The Rings of Power season two
eggcorn
05/29/24 12:16:04 PM
#10
Zikten posted...
I've always had a theory he is God, taking a mortal form to fuck around in the world
Tolkien says you're overthinking.


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Topic$50 billion but you can't write or type ever again
eggcorn
05/28/24 10:58:46 PM
#6
Yep.

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TopicWhen should the next Final Fantasy MMO be?
eggcorn
05/27/24 11:19:52 PM
#2
now.

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TopicSo, uh, my brother wants to set me up with a young lady...(Non-horny, I swear)
eggcorn
05/27/24 8:49:33 PM
#42
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8QxIIz1yEsA

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TopicOhio mom sentenced for Mt. Dew killing of diabetic daughter
eggcorn
05/27/24 5:28:43 PM
#16
Mr_Karate_II posted...
death penalty


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Topic$50 billion, but the entire world goes Vegan forever.
eggcorn
05/25/24 11:56:17 PM
#134
ROB45 posted...
The agriculture is simply not there for everyone to be vegan all at once. Furthermore, many people and countries depend on export of meat and fish to be sustainable. Simply put, many countries economy would collapse and there would be a global starvation issue.
guys we can just eat corn and grain like livestock.

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Topicboomer humor
eggcorn
05/25/24 2:09:52 AM
#3
GameGodOfAll posted...
https://i.imgur.com/P8Mc343.gif
You made my night, that's pretty much my favorite gif of all time.

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Topicboomer humor
eggcorn
05/25/24 1:52:21 AM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/22c9a60f.jpg

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TopicHow big is a fish?
eggcorn
05/24/24 8:23:59 PM
#2
Reel big

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Topic"AirBnBs are so expensive, fast food is so expensive"
eggcorn
05/24/24 8:23:30 PM
#22
deupd_u posted...
screeching


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TopicWhich of these games should I play after I'm done with New Vegas?
eggcorn
05/24/24 8:16:03 PM
#16
Wow I haven't played any of those except new vegas

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TopicNever take your car to one of those 10 minute oil change places.
eggcorn
05/24/24 8:08:20 PM
#9
You forget what pay you

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TopicThe Japanese just sent the US some viagra
eggcorn
05/24/24 1:53:48 PM
#29
RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Gracious, loosen up people.

Here, I'll make fun of CE's accent to even it out:

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BOO HOO HOOOOOOOO

Choco posted...
japanese isn't a race and none of y'all would give a shit about mocking accents if this was about a "white" language
The plus side of this topic is that you can update tags as needed.

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TopicWow ...Uvalde familes settle for 2 million...
eggcorn
05/22/24 7:07:41 PM
#11
Southernfatman posted...
Should come out of the police budget/pensions, but of course that will never happen. Just tax payers footing the bill for cowardice.
Exactly this

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TopicSome people want to have less rights
eggcorn
05/22/24 4:59:32 PM
#12
Some people deserve less

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TopicFavorite Soulslike NOT by FromSoftware
eggcorn
05/22/24 3:19:32 PM
#69
Nioh 2 is the only one that has come close to scratching the non From soulslike itch for me.

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TopicStory trailer for the Elden Ring DLC in an hour and half.
eggcorn
05/21/24 11:41:24 PM
#12
pegusus123456 posted...
Don't worry, all of those NPCs will for sure die
It sucks when they're a lovable sort.

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TopicStory trailer for the Elden Ring DLC in an hour and half.
eggcorn
05/21/24 11:15:40 PM
#10
I hope I can get that chunky armor at the end.

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TopicIf someone banged on your door at night screaming a killer's after them...
eggcorn
05/21/24 10:20:45 PM
#27
GeminiDeus posted...
If someone is running from a killer, that means they're the main character and I'd be killed instead, trying to help.
Good point.

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Topic$50 billion, but the entire world goes Vegan forever.
eggcorn
05/21/24 9:59:52 PM
#110
Tyranthraxus posted...
AI answers are so lame.
FDAi

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Topic$50 billion, but the entire world goes Vegan forever.
eggcorn
05/21/24 6:23:40 PM
#107
Tyranthraxus posted...
What does the F stand for in HFCS and how much of it is in a solution that is composed of 100% glucose?
Here buddy
To make HFCS, enzymes are added to corn syrup in order to convert some of the glucose to another simple sugar called fructose, also called fruit sugar because it occurs naturally in fruits and berries.
HFCS is high in fructose compared to the pure glucose that is in corn syrup. Different formulations of HFCS contain different amounts of fructose.

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Topic$50 billion, but the entire world goes Vegan forever.
eggcorn
05/21/24 6:18:54 PM
#105
Tyranthraxus posted...
Because while you can't get HFCS from literal corn, you can get normal corn syrup from regular corn. Clearly you just didn't know there was a difference or what HFCS actually is & where it comes from but it's ok. No big deal.
Here buddy
HFCS is derived from corn starch. Starch itself is a chain of glucose (a simple sugar) molecules joined together.
When corn starch is broken down into individual glucose molecules, the end product is corn syrup, which is essentially 100% glucose.

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Topic$50 billion, but the entire world goes Vegan forever.
eggcorn
05/21/24 6:08:30 PM
#103
Tyranthraxus posted...
Yes. Guess how much fructose is in corn syrup.
How'd you go from "You can't get HFCS from literal corn." to "how much fructose is in Corn Syrup?"


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Topic$50 billion, but the entire world goes Vegan forever.
eggcorn
05/21/24 4:04:30 PM
#90
Tyranthraxus posted...
Go on. Why don't you take a guess at how much fructose is in Corn Syrup?
Are you for real?

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Topic$50 billion, but the entire world goes Vegan forever.
eggcorn
05/21/24 2:44:04 PM
#84
Tyranthraxus posted...
You can't get HFCS from literal corn.
Uh huh

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Topic$50 billion, but the entire world goes Vegan forever.
eggcorn
05/21/24 12:54:05 PM
#65
Tyranthraxus posted...
That is the easiest part since all the corn You've been feeding to chickens and cows can now go to humans and you'll still have a stupid ass surplus.

(We literally already destroy around 50% of our harvest)
Mmm more high fructose corn syrup

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Topic$50 billion, but the entire world goes Vegan forever.
eggcorn
05/21/24 12:49:21 PM
#63
bigblu89 posted...
Even still, if it was just humans, if we woke up tomorrow and everyone was instantly vegan, it would mean about 3.5 BILLION grazing animals and another 19 BILLION chicken that were marked for slaughter would be released into the wild, where most would starve to death or be eaten by predators.

If you want that on on your conscious, enjoy.

Which is why I originally said it would be a disaster if you just flipped a switch. It would have to be a gradual move towards veganism over the course of many years, even decades.
Not to mention the strain to come up with enough crops to sustain all of the new vegans.

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TopicSkibidis
eggcorn
05/19/24 7:50:45 PM
#1
Nuts

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TopicI had a shave. Keep the rash or lose it?
eggcorn
05/19/24 2:22:49 PM
#32
SHRlKE posted...
Ffs title should say tash.
Suffering succotash
You should keep it.

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TopicWatching The Wheel of Time.
eggcorn
05/19/24 12:25:07 AM
#7
I hated it.

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TopicNew Elden Ring enemy revealed
eggcorn
05/17/24 10:48:52 PM
#7
UnholyMudcrab posted...
That's a uterus
That's actually what I saw the first second I saw it.

Those chakram look pretty cool.

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TopicNew Elden Ring enemy revealed
eggcorn
05/17/24 9:01:42 PM
#1
https://i.imgur.com/SKMOugi.png
https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1791468858106069215

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TopicMayo is the best condiment in the world.
eggcorn
05/17/24 8:07:50 PM
#15
MorbidFaithless posted...
Mayonnaise's greatest strength is versatility, so in a lot of ways, I agree.


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TopicWhat do you think can be done about speed bikes fleeing police
eggcorn
05/17/24 8:06:08 PM
#4
Have a cop with a long stick set up a few blocks ahead.

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TopicCoworker got cited for not having a license plate in front of his Tesla
eggcorn
05/17/24 2:28:33 PM
#23
mystic_belmont posted...
"This thing is required by the state, would you like it or not?"
This thing is required by the state, we can add it for an extra $500 if you want.

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TopicLmao, just got my first post privatization moderations
eggcorn
05/17/24 1:58:04 AM
#12
Fandom. Ha. More like blandom.

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Topic$35,928,080 after taxes but the following people disappear
eggcorn
05/17/24 12:20:43 AM
#7
ForsakenHermit posted...
No, MAGA.
oh. for the record either way I'm taking the money, sorry ian astbury.

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Topic$35,928,080 after taxes but the following people disappear
eggcorn
05/17/24 12:18:45 AM
#4
ForsakenHermit posted...
The cult
the band?

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Topicrate my weiner
eggcorn
05/17/24 12:16:04 AM
#8
LonelyStoner posted...
It could be wurst
nice

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Topicrate my weiner
eggcorn
05/16/24 11:36:37 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fc7c8a40.jpg

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TopicI tried to make a reservation at a restaurant for may 24th for my birthday
eggcorn
05/16/24 8:11:41 PM
#17
Anony1125 posted...
what if we had a CE potluck dinner at TC's house
Good idea

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TopicThe Chicken Bacon Ranch is the best sob.
eggcorn
05/16/24 7:42:51 PM
#18
DrizztLink posted...
The best sob from Subway is the sob of relief you get after leaving.
Oh God I'm dying

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TopicI tried to make a reservation at a restaurant for may 24th for my birthday
eggcorn
05/16/24 7:38:33 PM
#14
What if ce got together and called the restaurant canceling reservations on the 24th with every last name we can think of so tc can have his birthday dindin

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TopicMS-13 really fell off, huh?
eggcorn
05/16/24 2:50:06 AM
#22
metralo posted...
they're in prison. is this supposed to be an own
Are they in prison or made up?

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TopicPost the mod's face when they let it slide this time
eggcorn
05/15/24 10:49:35 PM
#34
DrizztLink posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3b62550e.jpg
lol

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TopicTipping culture has gone too far
eggcorn
05/15/24 10:38:46 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/aa4079e2.jpg

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