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TopicYou wake up tomorrow morning and see THIS:
The_Korey
06/02/24 8:30:05 AM
#5
I assume she knows my kinks and that I am in for a good day.

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TopicWhat did you first play Super Mario Bros on?
The_Korey
06/02/24 8:27:09 AM
#2
Super Nintendo.

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Topic$50 Billion, but you will be forever a 500lbs fat guy.
The_Korey
06/02/24 3:22:17 AM
#4
Fuck no.

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Topic6-week-old mauled to death by family husky while sleeping in his crib
The_Korey
06/01/24 5:09:14 PM
#46
Sufferedphoenix posted...
They are high energy dogs. You gotta play with them or find some way to let them burn off energy.

Very much this. Also very social. Jealousy definitely checks out.

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TopicMemes 48
The_Korey
06/01/24 5:03:52 PM
#404
The_Korey posted...
Chud origins or not, does no one else appreciate the fact that his last meme was a self-fulfilling prophesy?

Aw shit, I retract this statement, as that quoted post was not his last one.

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TopicHey, the politics tag is back
The_Korey
06/01/24 11:54:23 AM
#5
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TopicMemes 48
The_Korey
06/01/24 10:32:14 AM
#393
Chud origins or not, does no one else appreciate the fact that his last meme was a self-fulfilling prophesy?

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Topic"If you don't vote then you have no right to complain"
The_Korey
06/01/24 10:26:10 AM
#12
K181 posted...
Nor was mine.

In that kase, no. It is not obtuse to not bother debating whether you waht to get fucked upside-down or sideways. Especially when both parties have proven to be liars and bullshitters. My kountry has had a decent back-and-forth between it's parties winning and "boTH SideS" seemed to be trying to 1-up each other on who kould fuck harder every flip.

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Topic"If you don't vote then you have no right to complain"
The_Korey
06/01/24 10:07:54 AM
#5
K181 posted...
Yes, because...

... there are varying degrees of suck, and you have to be willingly obtuse to remotely think that the two options in the US (and more elsewhere) are equally bad and on everything.

Believe it or not, there have been elections before 2016 as well as outside of America. My post is not insinuating Biden vs Trump is a pointless choice.

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Topic"If you don't vote then you have no right to complain"
The_Korey
06/01/24 10:02:44 AM
#2
No. If all the options suck, the end result is going to be something to komplain about regardless of who wins or whether or not I voted.

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TopicWould you rather be shipped off to The Amish or Amazon tribe?
The_Korey
06/01/24 10:00:01 AM
#2
My grave.

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Topic6-week-old mauled to death by family husky while sleeping in his crib
The_Korey
06/01/24 9:44:11 AM
#43
I've never seen a husky shrug off getting kicked in the face by a horse and kome back for seconds.

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Topic6-week-old mauled to death by family husky while sleeping in his crib
The_Korey
06/01/24 5:28:40 AM
#32
I do not doubt this story. Ban pits anyway.

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TopicThis fall is an isekei where the goal is to kill the one that summoned the MC
The_Korey
06/01/24 5:04:37 AM
#10
Axiom posted...
pedo pandering

wat?

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TopicThis fall is an isekei where the goal is to kill the one that summoned the MC
The_Korey
06/01/24 3:47:47 AM
#8
Arifureta is nearly the same. Except the main guy did get powers, but they were pretty shit, and it was a klassmate that betrayed him and sent him tumbling down into the depths of a dungeon. Lastly, he is not hellbent on revenge and just wants to ignore the world and go home, but sure enough, various antags insist on getting in the way.

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TopicYou now remember how catchy the hook was for "Kiss Me Thru the Phone."
The_Korey
06/01/24 3:36:05 AM
#2
Nah. Always hated the whole thing.

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TopicIs Donald Trump really a threat to democracy if he becomes president again?
The_Korey
05/31/24 4:54:44 PM
#70
DT is already a threat to democracy. Becoming president again just makes him a threat to everything else.

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TopicI'm not a racist. I hate everybody equally
The_Korey
05/31/24 2:54:48 AM
#23
VeggetaX posted...
It's called misanthropy. I hope you learn to re-love mankind.

I don't think you got me. I neither love nor hate mankind as a whole. And me not believing anything matters is not influenced by people.

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TopicOfficial Deadpool and Wolverine popcorn bucket
The_Korey
05/30/24 6:03:29 PM
#14
Expected poorly-disguised sex toy. Got poorly-disguised sex toy.

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TopicWith these convictions, the door is open for the inevitable
The_Korey
05/30/24 5:57:54 PM
#2
Who's the mess now, bitch!

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TopicNone of you here believe that trump did not have an affair with stormy
The_Korey
05/30/24 5:52:02 PM
#6
I have not been following enough to have reason to believe he did or didn't.

pinky0926 posted...
Of all the things trump has done I rate him fucking a pornstar as probably one of the most ethical and understandable actions of his entire life

This, though.

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TopicWhy Do People Like Tim Allen?
The_Korey
05/30/24 5:12:08 PM
#36
I liked Tim Allen shows/movies in the 90s and early 2000s, but I know nothing about him as a person. Sad it sounds like I should keep it that way.

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TopicI'm not a racist. I hate everybody equally
The_Korey
05/30/24 5:03:23 PM
#12
BlueKat posted...
That's pretty dark ( -_-)

Heh. They don't kall it peering into the void for nothing.

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TopicI'm not a racist. I hate everybody equally
The_Korey
05/30/24 4:36:05 PM
#10
Never said it. I had enough pessimism, but I'm way too much of an individualist to unironically hold every race accountable for whatever. Nihilistic enough to unironicly say No Lives Matter, though.

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TopicDo you use any Buy Now Pay Later services?
The_Korey
05/30/24 4:37:05 AM
#7
Never. I never liked the feeling of owing stuff, money or otherwise. Unless it's something understandably in increments like buying a house, I only buy things when I kan totally afford them right then and there.

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TopicReal Gamers Have Played at Least 3 of These 10 Games
The_Korey
05/30/24 4:29:06 AM
#37
Real gamers are required to play indi-games?

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TopicWhy can Republicans get away with almost anything they want.
The_Korey
05/29/24 6:54:36 AM
#28
Republicans are more united.

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TopicWhat are popular things everyone seems to like except you?
The_Korey
05/29/24 4:49:52 AM
#50
Kards.
Traditional kard games, kasino/gambling kard games, trading kards, Yugioh/MtG types of games, kard-based RPGs, gatcha... nothing kills my boner like a 4-sided game of chance.
MS Solitaire has been a faithful time killer growing up, and I will always appriciate it for that, but truly, the only kard game I've ever looked forward to playing was Final Fantasy 8's Triple Triad.

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TopicTake care of a baby tiger or baby panda for one afternoon
The_Korey
05/28/24 5:50:04 PM
#8
The feline.

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TopicName me a well written romance!
The_Korey
05/28/24 5:49:07 PM
#14
Twilight

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TopicWould you rather hang with a bunch of Swifties or Juggalos?
The_Korey
05/28/24 5:47:32 PM
#20
Juggs don't stike me as... obsessed... as swifties.

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TopicIf you won $1 million in the lottery.
The_Korey
05/28/24 12:05:35 PM
#44
Not with just 1 mil.

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TopicSo, uh, my brother wants to set me up with a young lady...(Non-horny, I swear)
The_Korey
05/28/24 4:19:47 AM
#135
18, huh. I'm not one to gripe about age gaps, but at that age in particular, I assume she's either up to something or just doesn't know what she wants and will change her mind not too long after getting it.

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TopicDo you hate any of your co workers?
The_Korey
05/28/24 4:10:18 AM
#35
There were 2 that I dispised, but they're both gone now.

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Topicwhen you were a kid, did you think the bermuda triangle was a real threat
The_Korey
05/28/24 4:08:29 AM
#19
No, seeing as I lived there and probably didn't hear about the triangle bs until I started posting on the internet.

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TopicOkay so you are on a plane
The_Korey
05/28/24 4:04:51 AM
#17
Economics posted...
We have eight parachutes. I throw six of them off of the plane.

Pretty much anyone but you by default.

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TopicHow will your summer be? Expectation vs reality
The_Korey
05/28/24 4:01:29 AM
#2
My expectation of working and time not at work being spent at home perfectly aligns with reality.

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Topic2 million dollars but you have to tank 1 punch from Mike Tyson in his prime
The_Korey
05/28/24 3:59:13 AM
#6
How much Prime is he in? How much Prime is in him? If he's had a few years worth, easy money.

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TopicSomebody finally calls out Pampers for their disgusting ''baby O-face'' ads
The_Korey
05/27/24 5:12:30 PM
#11
Meh. Everyone know babies shit themselves ad everyone started as a baby. No one's gonna make a big deal about you being in one of those kommercials, and by the time you're an adult no one will even know unless you've made such a huge deal of it your entire life that it's somehow been a fun thing to tease about for 25 years without getting old.

LeoRavus posted...
How could someone think a baby is making an o-face?

He doesn't actually use the term "O-face".

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TopicIs Artificial Intelligence good for Humanity?
The_Korey
05/27/24 2:18:27 PM
#46
Like many things, it kould be, but probably won't, because our governments and korperations are full of greed, short-sightedness, and korruption.

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Topici feel motivated to do something but idk what
The_Korey
05/27/24 8:56:37 AM
#5
yvan eht nioj

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TopicWhat the fuck
The_Korey
05/27/24 8:53:33 AM
#16
LinkDaLunatic posted...
Ideas for Fandom:

* Larger ads. Larger things are bigger, and therefore easy to see. And that means more people will see them!
* Sig ads. Replace users' sigs with ads. Whatever they had in their sig isn't important anyway.
* Ads within ads. See OP's pic? You could fit at least four smaller ads in that ad.
* Ads in AMP. What are users always looking at? Their AMP. So put ads there!
* Replace all user posts with ads. The users are bad faith posters anyway.
* Replace user avatars with ads. Users have no right to use up your server space with their goofy little pics anyway.
* Ads on the moderation screen. All of your users are bad faith users, so they're constantly getting modded. Why not show them an ad while they're reading their suspension notification?

Because these are all my original ideas, I will of course be expecting significant compensation if any of them are used. But even with our 70/30 split, that's still 30 percent you wouldn't have made without my ingenious vision for the message boards.

And my idea is to pay this man, not with mony, but with ads relevant to his intrests.

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TopicWill AI Take Over Your Job in the Future?
The_Korey
05/26/24 5:03:51 PM
#5
I'm a kleaner. Robots/A.I. have a long way to go.

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TopicWhich one of these fictional towns would be the best to live in?
The_Korey
05/26/24 10:45:51 AM
#16
KotH is the only relatively normal one where it's not under attack by weird shit, giant monsters, super villains, or kasually have people die for a punchline.

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TopicLet's Think Up Some Movie Titles About Trump!
The_Korey
05/26/24 7:56:40 AM
#37
My Date Wthe the President's Daughter

Sweet Home Alabama


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TopicWhich one do you choose
The_Korey
05/26/24 7:02:51 AM
#7
Myself. People do some dumb shit with money. Kase and point: lottery winners are notorious for not ending well.

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TopicTrump actually gets BOOED by the Libertarians
The_Korey
05/26/24 5:23:13 AM
#6
I do wonder if some other demcrat were to become president, would Trump start insisting they are the new worst president in the history of the U.S.

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