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I wanna play mario kart 7
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What the hell is a jiddery doo
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Remember that one time in billy and mandy when billy slid his face across the street and when he lifted his head up to a lemonade stand his face was falling off?
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Rallys and in n out
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ParanoidObsessive posted...

SpaceBear_ posted...

His friend said he was a cripple so he must be Captain Marvel JR.

Freddie was always crippled, though.

I was referring more to the New 52 version, where they basically went for a massive explosion of diversity by making up a ton of new characters:

http://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/images/4/4f/Shazam_Family_0001.jpg

So you've basically got Billy and Mary, but there's also Freddie (who covers the handicapped demographic), Hispanic kid, Asian kid, and little black girl.

Though if they DO put them in the movie, they may take shit from the PC/SJW crowd for the somewhat tone-deaf fact that the Asian kid is a nerd, the Hispanic kid is fat and turns into mister machismo when he transforms, and the black girl's power is that she runs really, really fast.

Thats hilarious
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EclairReturns posted...

Chewster posted...

extends out of the post box

Are you using some kind of cell phone to view GameFAQs?

Looks good on my phone. Well. "good"
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What i know about shazam is he's a kid on the roidiest of roids
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I cant imagine listening to a song more than a few times a day
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Lil_Bit83 posted...

The only time I've ever seen it, is if its a birthday. Like, at some restaurants, you can alert the staff and order a special dessert for someone's bday without them knowing, and the server will bring it and sing happy birthday with you while clapping.

Other then that. I have never seen anyone clap. Sooo where are you getting this idea from?

Man it sucks when that happens
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Toy story
Wreck it ralph
Toy story 3
Inside out
Fun and fancy free
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I scream at the top of my lungs when my food arrives. It's tradition
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Dont drink too much water or you'll explode and die
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You called?
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They found me out
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faramir77 posted...

This kid is about the average age of a Fortnite player:

https://imgur.com/gallery/sUlEOx1

They look like big boobed women?
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Good stuff
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Yeah maybe. Ive played it a few times with a friend. We like to use the shopping cart
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Zangulus posted...

Happy #CanadaDay! Trump Tower makes the best Kraft Dinners! I love Snow Hispanics!

I felt much love
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He might burn himself then blame obama
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One of the reasons I picked putin was because it sounded funny.
Then I made myself laugh because I pictured a crazy person trying to vote for all of them. Also it feels great knowing there are people on here that probably believe the moon aint real
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CacciatoPart3 posted...

@Blorfenburger posted...

"even adult porn"? Is this bait?

Did you not read the rest of the topic?

Tc got banned? That's pretty hot
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"even adult porn"? Is this bait?
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Man I want a pinball table
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Krazy_Kirby posted...

too thick

Who do ya think you're talking to?
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Behaviorism posted...

https://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Elastigirl+loses+her+face_f9bfdc_5235491.gif

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b4/65/8c/b4658c7a1847c5c5e98aca6157ed8c2c.gif

Hehehehe that's pretty good
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Heyyyy cna aint thaat bad to get. Price ranges but i think it's usually one semester
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Dont use a rectal thermometer
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I tried to play the lottery once but I talked to my friend and I didnt know that isnt allowed. So they asked to see his id but he's an asshole that doesn't like having anything in his pockets so I was told to throw my paper thing away and I couldn't try again
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Papa bless
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You should be certified nurse assistant. More and more old people everyday, and there's always job openings
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Inform your leader of the importance of relinquishing oil from other countries
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Yes hello I am wolfy
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FrozenBananas posted...

Blorfenburger posted...

Bulbasaur posted...

she thiccccccccc

You just might be right. Waist is suoer tiny though

She got them super child bearing hips doe

I know but I dont like the hourglass figure thaaat much. I like a bit more even thiccness
MICHALECOLE posted...

No pics

Yeah I dont know how to do that
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Bulbasaur posted...

she thiccccccccc

You just might be right. Waist is suoer tiny though
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You should try. I promise I'll root for you
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God damn what the hell
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Ogurisama posted...

Hehehe
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That's funny, I also played it for the first time recently. My god what is wrong with this game. I feel like I have bipolar syndrome. Goin slightly up and down when the game sort of works with its emotions. Laughing at the terrible dialogue, ludicrous amounts of qtes, and funny outcomes from failed qtes.
I'm going to finish it but I know it's going to be a slog. But hey it's an experience
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I just start yelling in spanish on the slim chance its a real humon
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Disnt he invent aids or something
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Are you alive
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Wuh? Do you mean over the internet?
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Look at my sig SON
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You might be on to something. I also sleep with my lamp. I ALWAYS use it. Leaving it for hours at night. Yes I may turn it off before I sleep but I suppose that doeant excuse the fact that I sleep with it. You know sometimes I cuddle with it. Lick the stand. Confess my love. Shove it up my ass
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I heard a rumoe that you had to fight them
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I am so confused what is happening
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With the job thing. I dont know. Im dumb so I'd say go for money. But my kissass friend would say stay and give your boss a blowjob. He's probably right
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Hmmmm not much wisdom here but we'll try
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Haven't you ever seen a nature movie or movie with personified things and creatures?
Humans BAD
Can be pretty true. I mean just look at the PRESIDENT

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of microsoft
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ParanoidObsessive posted...

Kyuubi4269 posted...

Metal_Mario99 posted...

Blorfenburger posted...

Im confused. Are you talking about the company Progressive or progressive as society moving forward

"Progressive" doesn't mean society moving forward. Ironically, it often means the opposite.

progress
noun
prrs

development towards an improved or more advanced condition.

What he means is that there are many people who claim to be "Progressive" specifically to evoke the definition you are citing, but whose ideology is actually incredibly reactionary, regressive, or otherwise destructive to the point of being the literal opposite of what they are claiming to be.

For at least some time in the US in the early 20th century, "Progressive" was pretty much a code used by people with socialist leanings who didn't want to refer to themselves as "Socialist", because in the US "Socialist" was/is pretty much a dirty word.

I am aware there really are assholes lying to themselves saying they're progressive. They're not everyone one though
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