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TopicGood morning, PotD! How are you spending your NYE?
Blorfenburger
12/31/18 12:16:26 PM
#12
Goin to work then a friends house afterwards
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TopicHow the fuck do I get a job?
Blorfenburger
12/30/18 11:16:47 PM
#5
I have no idea and I have a job.
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TopicWhen googling help for games nowadays, why is first result usually a video?
Blorfenburger
12/30/18 11:04:59 PM
#37
LinkPizza posted...
Blorfenburger posted...
Its not as bad when you click on a forum like gamefaqs. Someone before you asked something similar and some asshole tells the asker to google it.

Thats surprising. For the amount of question I have asked and looked up here, I have never seen that. Haha.

It's only happened like 3 times and I think I found my answers on other search results
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TopicWhen googling help for games nowadays, why is first result usually a video?
Blorfenburger
12/30/18 5:37:41 PM
#30
Its not as bad when you click on a forum like gamefaqs. Someone before you asked something similar and some asshole tells the asker to google it.
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TopicWhat's your favorite Kurt Russel movie?
Blorfenburger
12/30/18 5:33:29 PM
#28
Hateful 8. But still gotta watch some of the other movies listed
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TopicTrump gonna shut down the Mexican Border
Blorfenburger
12/28/18 12:13:29 PM
#4
Okay I'll say byebye to my uncle
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TopicWhy does Donkey Kong wear a tie
Blorfenburger
12/27/18 10:32:52 PM
#10
He's a classy bitch
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TopicY'all guys need to fucking chill
Blorfenburger
12/27/18 10:22:34 PM
#31
This some good shit
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TopicWhat's the worst superhero movie of all time?
Blorfenburger
12/27/18 10:20:09 PM
#38
Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
The one where Sinbad was a crappy version of Iron Man.

Im curious, are you talking about Steel?
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Topichelp, my Aunt is lookin pretty thicc rn
Blorfenburger
12/27/18 1:25:20 AM
#303
Sooo, pics?
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TopicAquaman needs to earn 37 MILLION today to make that 120M projection..can it????
Blorfenburger
12/25/18 3:20:44 PM
#3
I dunno
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TopicHello, GameStop? Do you have Big Chungus for PS4?
Blorfenburger
12/25/18 3:18:25 PM
#4
Damn is this the new battletoads?
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TopicSJW Girl is OUTRAGED she has to REMOVE her F*** NAZI'S Sign!! Is She Hot???
Blorfenburger
12/23/18 10:26:05 PM
#2
Careful, some take offence to anything negative said about nazis
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TopicTrump tweets picture of self signing blank bill with closed pen
Blorfenburger
12/23/18 10:23:20 PM
#16
Hehehehehe. He looks like an angry little boy
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TopicJennette McCurdy
Blorfenburger
12/22/18 6:44:49 PM
#4
What
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TopicOrdered Chinese
Blorfenburger
12/22/18 1:10:36 PM
#14
ungubby posted...
zebatov posted...
She (fully Chinese)


this both bothers me and made me bust out laughing... W T F?

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TopicHey guys, I'm getting married tomorrow. Ama?
Blorfenburger
12/22/18 1:10:14 PM
#31
Are you gonna
Heeheehee
kiss her

On the MOUTH?
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Topichelp me with a metaphor, what's sharper than samurai sword?
Blorfenburger
12/22/18 1:05:41 PM
#16
If you went to usa public school then you should know that the #2 pencil is the sharpest object in the universe
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TopicBoys have peepees and girls have hoohoos
Blorfenburger
12/20/18 4:07:25 PM
#7
What the hell
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TopicYouTube Poop
Blorfenburger
12/19/18 3:08:42 PM
#16

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Topichacker uses man's security camera to talk with him in his home
Blorfenburger
12/19/18 11:41:40 AM
#8
Hackerman
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TopicWhat is the worst purchase you made this month so far?
Blorfenburger
12/19/18 11:38:25 AM
#7
I got a 1 cent game off the eshop
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Topicis it ok if i let my son watch die hard
Blorfenburger
12/19/18 11:35:57 AM
#11
Remember, any nightmare fuel is alright, along with people getting blown to bits. And saying naughty words.
But if you show that innocent angel a movie with a BOOBY, you're goin downtown sonny
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TopicDid you get a flu shot this year?
Blorfenburger
12/17/18 5:28:56 PM
#13
the GOVMENTS puuttin VACCINES in my CHEETO DUST to make me GAY
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TopicWhy do you like Cloud?
Blorfenburger
12/17/18 2:27:23 AM
#23
All I know is he killed me 3 times and his stage is ass
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Topicthe super best friends youtube channel has broken up
Blorfenburger
12/17/18 2:26:38 AM
#21
RoboXgp89 posted...
this sucks balls for me

I do not watch t.v.
there are too many camera angle shifts and everything is scripted

I watched them exclusively from like 2012-present.
they got me through some super rough times when I didn't have a job or a car because I had so many people in my family trying to move out at the same time.

watching them by themselves is such a bore, it feels like I'm forced to watch
growing/smoking weed and hanging out with the best friends was all I had
the shit storm was the highlight of my year
I have no social life and I am completely non-social ever since leaving high school and all my friends disappearing or moving on with their careers

again I cannot watch t.v. unless it's on a special occasion
it's just too plastic for me
I'm litterally going to use that extra hour in the day to shit post and deny the holocaust erm I mean play videogames.
this is sad

What the fuck
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Topicthe super best friends youtube channel has broken up
Blorfenburger
12/16/18 2:41:21 PM
#10
The Zaibatsu arch has ended. Who nows what the next season of life will bring
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TopicAVGN plays Home Alone games with Macaulay Culkin
Blorfenburger
12/16/18 8:35:02 AM
#15
JoanOfArcade posted...
Blorfenburger posted...
Inb4 who
I saw the first couple minutes, good stuff although phoney, which is great

Lol what no one is asking who culkin or avgn are they're both well known. One more than the other but this is the internet

Pffff Ive seen people on here say who to movie actors that are still around
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TopicAVGN plays Home Alone games with Macaulay Culkin
Blorfenburger
12/16/18 12:07:22 AM
#9
Inb4 who
I saw the first couple minutes, good stuff although phoney, which is great
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TopicDo you usually check your pizza before leaving?
Blorfenburger
12/15/18 11:21:45 PM
#52
Sometimes
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TopicPost your FAVORITE movie scenes!
Blorfenburger
12/15/18 11:03:17 PM
#12

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TopicMiss USA is accused of RACISM after she Mocks ASIANS who can't speak ENGLISH!!!
Blorfenburger
12/15/18 3:17:10 AM
#2
Thats funny
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TopicWhich digit on your microwave do you use the least?
Blorfenburger
12/12/18 11:12:42 PM
#41
What
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TopicWatched Schindlers list for the first
Blorfenburger
12/12/18 12:54:42 PM
#21
Im upset, that guy deleted his posts.
And I saw it in a theater with small groups of quiet old people. Occasionally laughing at the few light hearted moments
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TopicWatched Schindlers list for the first
Blorfenburger
12/11/18 10:31:51 PM
#16
RoboXgp89 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Holocaust deniers are probably the worst people.


Alien vs Predator is closer to reality then that garbage

It was actually illegal to kill and torture prisoners unless they escaped or were sentenced to death, which is why a lot of the scenes are fake.

The people who did that would lose their jobs if they got snitched on by polish officers, they didn't do it nonchalantly like the movie depicts and the removal of people from the ghetto took over a year and a half.

By god this is some good shit
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TopicWatched Schindlers list for the first
Blorfenburger
12/11/18 10:08:31 AM
#12
@RoboXgp89
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TopicWatched Schindlers list for the first
Blorfenburger
12/11/18 10:04:08 AM
#10
RoboXgp89 posted...
That movie is fake, a lot of the scenes never really happened although the movie is shot in black and white.

Like what scenes, and use spoiler blocks my dudarino
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TopicWatched Schindlers list for the first
Blorfenburger
12/11/18 9:51:21 AM
#6
faramir77 posted...
I watched that in the 11th grade during Social Studies. Great movie.

Sounds like a great time
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TopicSmash General Topic
Blorfenburger
12/10/18 10:19:47 PM
#22
Are people really complaining its too fast?
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TopicFavorite American Dad Character?
Blorfenburger
12/10/18 10:15:47 PM
#12
Theyre all poo
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TopicWatched Schindlers list for the first
Blorfenburger
12/10/18 10:12:46 PM
#1
Well, damn.
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TopicExtremely underrated anime movies
Blorfenburger
12/10/18 10:11:42 PM
#18
Mead posted...
-Komaiko54- posted...
Blorfenburger posted...
Perfect blue


that's a good one!


Its like one of the most acclaimed animus of all time tho

I dunno I first heard about it when it had a theater re-release a few months ago. Seriously had no idea it was a psychological horror. Then I got the psp movie to watch it again
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Topicever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with
Blorfenburger
12/10/18 11:54:54 AM
#31
Oh boy
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Topicdid you ever watch the donkey kong country cartoon?
Blorfenburger
12/10/18 11:50:27 AM
#12
I saw it at a friends house when I was a kid. I didnt know who donkey kong was and I thought the show sucked peepee butts
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TopicDo you think you would hate working in retail?
Blorfenburger
12/10/18 11:48:27 AM
#21
I kind of like it in a sense. But its weird. Customers dont seem to be very smart, and management does the strangest things. Meanwhile im just slammin carts around like a caveman and being asked how much the pork shoulders are. No I do not know how much the pork is also why did you park your enormous monster truck in the compact car spot
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TopicExtremely underrated anime movies
Blorfenburger
12/10/18 11:41:32 AM
#3
Perfect blue
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TopicMy neckbeard is keeping me warm.
Blorfenburger
12/09/18 6:29:12 PM
#2
Do you wash it
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TopicElves
Blorfenburger
12/06/18 7:06:31 PM
#7
Im gonna eat them
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TopicHow easily are you offended?
Blorfenburger
12/06/18 7:06:10 PM
#16
I like to eat during body horror movies
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TopicWhy do so many adult animated comedies look like shit?
Blorfenburger
12/04/18 5:28:17 PM
#3
Yeah family guy and other seth mcfarlane shows suck
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