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TopicBrooklyn 99 fans
Blorfenburger
07/08/20 3:18:07 AM
#5
Hell yeah

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TopicIf you breathe through your nose, while wearing a face mask.
Blorfenburger
07/04/20 11:31:25 AM
#80
Over 100 weather and nonstop physical activity, still keep my mask all the way on.

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TopicI just watched the first 10 mins of Star Wars.... wat
Blorfenburger
06/27/20 1:20:47 AM
#74
Aint gonna read the previous posts but if I'm too late oh well aint the end of the world.
Storywise it's best to watch 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3. If you want, Rogue one right after that or after 7, 8, and 9. I know RO came out after 7 but I really dont care about release order in this specific case.

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Topicjust watched get out
Blorfenburger
06/24/20 11:37:16 AM
#9
Mead posted...
lol that was me, I didnt get modded though I just closed the topic

I didnt realize that word was also used as a derogatory term towards black people
Wait what

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TopicIs it common to feel sad or mad over stupid things in GameFAQs?
Blorfenburger
06/24/20 11:35:52 AM
#2
I get confused a lot. I don't always understand where people are coming. Like people on switch board saying joycon drift aint real, not kidding.
Often annoyed, with occasional mad. I typically get over that

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TopicSHOCKING Film named CRACKA where Whites are SLAVES to Black People is releasing
Blorfenburger
06/24/20 11:09:46 AM
#18
Don't show X thing, It'll upset the racists and we don't want that

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TopicHow much crackers(aka saltines) do you put in your soup?
Blorfenburger
06/24/20 10:46:50 AM
#25
Fierce_Deity_08 posted...
I dont put them in. I usually just dip.


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TopicDo any of you ever give money to charities?
Blorfenburger
06/24/20 10:45:28 AM
#24
Na Im still too poor to regularly give money. Of course not a rich person saying this but i think id give just under the amount of the tax break if I had the money.

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TopicWhat are some cool unknown youtubers you know
Blorfenburger
05/30/20 3:32:12 PM
#3
I like calebcity, found him like 2 years ago i think

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TopicWhat are some cool unknown youtubers you know
Blorfenburger
05/30/20 3:21:22 AM
#1
https://youtu.be/DUUC_eDxqc4

Jeevesy is cool, I like to call him my son. And only has 50 subscribers for some reason.

https://youtu.be/oNTVL_v7Qx8

Grizzlystation makes blog-like videos, chill songs and sometimes conspiracy stuff


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TopicDo you have anything to do during this time?
Blorfenburger
04/07/20 3:48:04 PM
#19
I'm an "essential worker" so im just cannon fodder

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TopicWhat are you going to do with your 1k?
Blorfenburger
03/26/20 3:28:39 PM
#68
Rent

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TopicSo apparently the Kingdom Hearts Talisman board game...
Blorfenburger
03/12/20 5:53:20 PM
#28
hypnox posted...
Pretty popular board game. Granted if you only play crap like risk, clue, monopoly, or life you'll never hear of it.

Third eye's status: OPENED

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TopicGave A Girl At Work A Bottle Of Wine
Blorfenburger
03/12/20 10:55:00 AM
#11
Tell her you support Bernie sanders

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TopicTrump created coronavirus so he could be president for life.
Blorfenburger
03/12/20 10:52:58 AM
#32
He will then make a clone army and make sure war doesn't end so his term goes on for years and years until he makes an empire

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TopicI'm currently quarantined in Saudi Arabia.
Blorfenburger
03/12/20 10:44:27 AM
#4
How?

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Topicwhy is everyone scared of the sissyvirus
Blorfenburger
03/12/20 10:41:30 AM
#3
My ass

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TopicKilling is wrong...
Blorfenburger
03/04/20 1:44:21 PM
#5
Sarcasthma posted...
My ass.

nyahahahaha
You beat me to it

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TopicWhat BRAND of TOOTHPASTE do you use???
Blorfenburger
03/04/20 1:41:08 PM
#14
My ass

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Topichow bad are the normal grocery stores right now
Blorfenburger
03/04/20 1:33:49 PM
#15
Mead posted...
lol I bet theyre super old
Most of them from what i can tell. The entitlement of some of them is surreal

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Topichow bad are the normal grocery stores right now
Blorfenburger
03/01/20 3:02:50 AM
#6
People at sams club like to bang on the door before it opens and yell about their super plus mega pro mega card or whatever the hell

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TopicAre there World War 2 games where the good guys win?
Blorfenburger
02/29/20 12:35:08 AM
#2
Uh, na

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TopicHow do I turn my cat vegan?
Blorfenburger
02/27/20 10:48:55 PM
#20
Futurama tells me you shouldn't

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TopicHello, there
Blorfenburger
02/27/20 10:45:43 PM
#6
Hullo

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TopicTrump Blames DEMOCRATS and NOT the Coronavirus for KILLING his STOCK MARKET!!
Blorfenburger
02/27/20 10:44:53 PM
#10
Hell yeah me too

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TopicIf your username were the name of a store, what would it sell?
Blorfenburger
02/27/20 10:40:07 PM
#52
Uhhhh, some sort of burgers perhaps?

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TopicWhat's your living situation?
Blorfenburger
02/23/20 10:45:52 AM
#49
I live with my girlfriend and friend

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TopicIm pretty sure I'm talking to a catfish
Blorfenburger
02/23/20 10:44:48 AM
#9
Keep trying for unique selfies. Try for peace sign under the nose, or nose poke

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Topicpost your mobile home screen, if you dare, cowards, ok?
Blorfenburger
02/21/20 12:49:42 PM
#44
https://imgur.com/gallery/aCRaLuu

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TopicAnyone got guinea pigs?
Blorfenburger
02/09/20 7:08:46 PM
#18
Dang, they got funny little mouths, and eyeballs. I need em

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TopicAnyone got guinea pigs?
Blorfenburger
02/09/20 10:54:13 AM
#6
Ive wanted to care for one for some time, andy girlfriend wants a little buddy so I think it's time. Looked up stuff, added up costs, and saw 2 I liked in petsmart. Found out they can't live alone so I thought the 2 I liked would be good since they're in the same box already.
One was light brown, white, and black. Smore. Other was white and light brown. Either Master Chief, Panzer, or Graham

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TopicAnyone got guinea pigs?
Blorfenburger
02/08/20 10:29:26 PM
#1
How's that going

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Topicbirds of prey wouldve done better if it was more incel friendly
Blorfenburger
02/08/20 12:17:36 PM
#11
I hate women and myself also I white knight titty streamers

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Topichow many times do you shower in a week?
Blorfenburger
02/06/20 12:33:08 PM
#87
I shower after getting dirty so after work, before getting in bed, if it's been a day and about to go out. I dunno, 5 or 6 times a week

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TopicWhen passing occurs on the interstate
Blorfenburger
02/05/20 1:15:08 AM
#12
Usually the only time I look at other drivers is when I want to discern what they might do next

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TopicHey there, little fella.
Blorfenburger
02/02/20 1:50:54 AM
#2
I was thinking of finding Nemo

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TopicEvangelical Pastor says the CORONAVIRUS will KILL God Hating LIBERALS!!!
Blorfenburger
01/30/20 6:52:54 PM
#13
Hell yeah

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TopicWill Hitler make his revival announcement via Fortnite?
Blorfenburger
01/30/20 6:16:18 PM
#2
Holy shit hehehehehe

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TopicHow do you think the economy is doing now compared to when trump took office?
Blorfenburger
01/30/20 6:14:26 PM
#2
People are buying a LOT of orange hats where I live

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TopicThe Star Wars Expanded Universe
Blorfenburger
01/30/20 6:13:47 PM
#4
DarkKirby2500 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVzc20Bm8Xo
Beautiful stuff.
The old eu felt overinflated and I was never too interested in really diving in. I've had these thoughts since 2005 but I did play some games and read a few books. One of the stranger ones was death troopers. I started one that was about Vader's glove or something but I honestly didn't want to finish it

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TopicWhat shape do you believe the Earth is?
Blorfenburger
01/29/20 9:59:42 AM
#37
Sarcasthma posted...
Its flatter than Hanks ass.


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TopicDoes anyone here have any experience being a paid shill?
Blorfenburger
01/29/20 9:58:19 AM
#17
For some reason I thought you were talking about crisis actors. Which is much funnier and horrifying at the same time.

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TopicWhat are some interesting physical books you own?
Blorfenburger
01/29/20 9:54:38 AM
#13
I have a Of Mice and Men book that was printed last decade and cost me a dollar

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TopicGrabbing a few beers and doing a Godzilla marathon with my buddy tonight
Blorfenburger
01/22/20 11:55:41 PM
#9
Shin Godzilla is great and biolante is strange

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TopicOkay, am i being unreasonable?
Blorfenburger
01/21/20 9:05:13 PM
#26
Yeah no that sounds. Shitty. Similar thing happened to me, got it sorted in a calm orderly fashion

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TopicDonald Trump has been the most best president we've ever had.
Blorfenburger
01/21/20 9:01:43 PM
#7
Trump's hands are HUGE

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TopicShould a 23 year old man date a 19 year old woman?
Blorfenburger
01/21/20 9:01:01 PM
#12
Seems alright to me. Could just not go to a bar

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TopicJfc, my sister always does this to me (ranting topic)
Blorfenburger
01/21/20 8:59:20 PM
#7
Sounds like an ass

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TopicGrabbing a few beers and doing a Godzilla marathon with my buddy tonight
Blorfenburger
01/21/20 8:58:13 PM
#6
Daannnggg, which ones?

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TopicHow the hell do I caramelize onions
Blorfenburger
01/15/20 4:09:51 PM
#29
I used butter and oil and set it to 2. Took about 50 minutes, a lot of stirring. My girlfriend thought they looked too goopy but I put them in a grilled cheese and she loved it. Gotta make more when I leave work

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