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| Topic | Why Is California's All Gender Restroom Law Sexist? |
| DrYuya 01/01/20 1:15:19 AM #22 | I want to pee in women's mouths but can't because I'm still not allowed in the women's restroom in 2020, what about my problem? --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | McPherson shouldnt he allowable as a name (last, middke or first) |
| DrYuya 12/27/19 3:13:37 PM #6 | CTLM posted... My last last name has 4 consonants in a row too. Don't see what the big deal is If your name wants to ease into it midway that's fine...but don't dump it all out from the start...that's just in bad taste --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | McPherson shouldnt he allowable as a name (last, middke or first) |
| DrYuya 12/27/19 10:04:40 AM #1 | How many consonants do you need before you actually get to your vowels? Its complete madness --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Badly describe the most recent game you played. |
| DrYuya 12/24/19 12:32:10 PM #119 | Peter Pan look alike wastes everyones time running all over a fake island to break a fake egg. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Who wins in a fight? Magneto or Anakin Skywalker |
| DrYuya 12/24/19 12:19:28 PM #11 | https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbr.com/most-op-things-magneto-has-ever-done/amp/ Getting towards the end of the list...I'm just having trouble seeing how even the best vader has could compare. If we're just talking about who has the quickest draw though...and it comes down to force choke vs any number of quick draw things Magneto could also do I'd still give the edge to mags. If he does things like stop mjolinar with his powers I'm not seeing the speed of vader raising a hand to force choke being a problem either...plus the force choke death isnt instant...got to actually choke to death first. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Help me decide which two of these more recent games to play |
| DrYuya 12/23/19 6:33:51 AM #6 | I think I'm going w/ Sekiro and Star Wars, because they have the most responses so far in this thread...even out of just 4 responses its still good enough justification for me since all the games seemed pretty good and its basically a coin toss to begin with. Thanks everyone. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Help me decide which two of these more recent games to play |
| DrYuya 12/22/19 5:18:33 PM #1 | I'm going to drop money for two sometime soon but having difficulty deciding which two in this group are most worthy...eventually I'll get them all but for now just want two. PC or PS4 versions are okay but I prefer pc (except many arent on steam yet...so in that case I'll probably grab ps4 version) Borderlands 3 Devil may cry 5 Disco Elysium Death Stranding Outer Worlds Sekiro, Shadows Die Twice Outer Wilds Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order Trine 4 Nightmare Prince --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | I Eat Green Berets for Breakfast... |
| DrYuya 12/14/19 7:14:27 AM #3 | I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Why arent there potty holes from the seat to the bottom of cars? |
| DrYuya 11/27/19 5:20:40 PM #5 | WhiskeyDisk posted... If you want -40 degree air blowing up your ass while you drive in a Montana winter, that's an oddly specific fetish. Well the air blowing forcefully on your ass actually answers your final question so theres that. As for the rest...remember its all a backup plan when things would be difficult to do any other way...so it's okay if it has a few kinks. Can probably install some kind of open/shut switch I'd think...and driving without pants would just be something one would need to accept they should do before heading out. Etc etc...long story short I'm sure there are workaround that would allow this major convenience to still be a thing. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Why arent there potty holes from the seat to the bottom of cars? |
| DrYuya 11/27/19 2:44:17 PM #1 | For peeing/pooping in a timely manner when theres nowhere else to go? --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Streaming games is a shitty idea that will never happen |
| DrYuya 11/17/19 1:00:30 PM #21 | adjl posted... Revelation34 posted...Fierce_Deity_08 posted...It would work if everyone had dependable and affordable internet but there are places even in the US that do not still. None of these are the real issue. Real issue is its turdy and I don't like it. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | What country has the largest coins? |
| DrYuya 11/17/19 12:54:51 PM #5 | I used Bing to find out it was in Australia I think...down the BING search results page though there were different account and what seemed multiple sources of misinformation. I also need a bath now that I used Bing. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Imagine missing jury duty and getting fucking jailed over it |
| DrYuya 10/05/19 12:16:08 PM #12 | Jury duty is dumb anyway. I've ignored any and all summons for years now and have always been completely fine. Just throw your mail away...easy --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Hypothetical situation: Climate change is all made up. What would you do? |
| DrYuya 09/24/19 8:55:03 AM #14 | I'd stop littering. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Now that the Switch is a thing |
| DrYuya 09/23/19 5:09:24 PM #1 | How many other parents here use some form of the pun "I'll give you a real switching!" to thier unruly or misbehaving kid who likes playing the switch? --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | The Internet is DIVIDED over this HUGE ANIMAL!! Can you guess what it is?? |
| DrYuya 09/20/19 12:23:00 PM #13 | DocDelicious posted... Werecat Hes right in the picture! How do you not see him? --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | The world should get rid of all the people who don't like the movie Twilight. |
| DrYuya 09/18/19 1:47:35 PM #10 | I'd be happy to watch and learn to twilight in exchange for thanos level population control. Seems a small price to pay --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Post music lyrics you feel like "predicted the future" |
| DrYuya 09/18/19 1:44:29 PM #9 | I kissed a girl and I liked it Then I got married and had kids and it went to shit tho...so it didnt long term predict future --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Why is the subtitle option called "for the hearing impaired"? |
| DrYuya 09/18/19 11:51:13 AM #16 | Terrible audio balance because the movie didnt have a good sound editor Constant kid noises all around you Heavily accented speakers/actors in the movie who probably need to perfect thier English skills I'm on a train or at work or somewhere else and dont have earbuds so the volume needs to be way down Wanting to know if they actually subtitled the movie correctly or inserted some funny or ridiculous error in there. I could probably go on with enough time. And sure some of these still qualify as having your "hearing impaired" in some sense (kids in the background etc). But I feel the implication in the phrase was always medical impairment --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Why is the subtitle option called "for the hearing impaired"? |
| DrYuya 09/18/19 6:33:51 AM #1 | ....On so many movies? There's like at least 3 reasons I can think of off the top of my head right in this moment where subtitles are useful even if a person has no hearing impairments. It seems unnecessarily insulting on the movies part for no reason. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | It is NOT worth it to FIGHT a MODERATION!!! |
| DrYuya 08/27/19 8:47:00 PM #24 | I've never understood the point of not accepting a moderation...even ones that seem silly. What do you win in the end even in the best case scenario? What do you lose in the worst case? Its next to nothing either way right? So just don't do anything and save your time. There's a whole life to live out there...in the greater scheme fighting a gameFAQS moderation just seems like a bad use of seconds of a life that's so limited already. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | How do you charge your phone? |
| DrYuya 08/23/19 6:32:56 AM #4 | I'm not sure, I keep asking it for money but it never pays. Charging my phone is hard --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | I've been so much happier since I got this new job |
| DrYuya 07/17/19 6:39:58 PM #4 | So you're in a honeymoon period and think its all roses now. In other words, water is wet. cool info tho --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | I've really come to appreciate Japanese porn(aka JAV Porn) over the western porn |
| DrYuya 07/15/19 12:40:34 PM #28 | American (or in general...non asian) porn does dominant/confident female acting a little better. I mean come on...I get that theres a thing for the sweet and innocent types...but why does it have to be the ONLY thing and all the time with asian movies? And on that note...yeah the squealing like shes a 2 year old also gets a little grating...and it's another thing they do to play up the innocent factor but again they dont have to do that all the time. It's a fetish...not a universal constant...treat it as such. Otherwise though yeah Asian stuff is a little bit better than stuff from other places --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | What Steam games have you purchased during this Summer Sale? |
| DrYuya 07/06/19 8:47:51 AM #4 | Bloodstained and Doom --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | quit my new job at walmart |
| DrYuya 07/06/19 8:44:31 AM #63 | Ah good old social anxiety, the young and naive persons idea of a legit disability they can say they have for sympathy. I remember those days. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Give a man a fish, and he'll be warm for a day |
| DrYuya 06/26/19 6:33:34 AM #24 | What is a fish? A miserable pile of scales? But enough talk, have fish stew! --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Poor squirrel stuck inside my wall for 2 days now. |
| DrYuya 06/11/19 4:26:00 PM #11 | If it was squirrel girl I'd fap proudly. As it is...not such a proud fap. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Why is Peter Dinklage always typecast as a dwarf? |
| DrYuya 06/10/19 4:11:28 PM #20 | Should be the Giant Gonzales in a wwe movie. I think he just looks the part...can easily see him whooping undertakers butt --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Hey, so Virgins are superior to Non-virgins |
| DrYuya 06/10/19 9:56:43 AM #2 | Extra Virgins are superior to regular Virgins. Make better oils --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | We got a new Takes of game coming...Tales of Arise! |
| DrYuya 06/10/19 9:52:42 AM #15 | Tales of Weeaberia, the Last of the Weeabos. I can see this being a good name for the game. The year is 2019xxy. Group is the last survivors of a race called the Weeabos, who travel the world trying to give rise to the culture and art of thier forgotten and largely irrelevant homeland from the East. Along thier journey, they make the discovery that thier homeland and its art/culture is in fact irrelevant as everyone keeps telling them. So they stop acting like children and get jobs, cutting thier spiky vibrant hair (or long girls hair, for the guys trying to be pretty) and start looking like real human beings. They never talk about the power of friendship or love ever again. Roll credits. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Alexandria Ocasio Cortez QUIT her JOB cause she WON a HOTTEST EMPLOYEE Contest! |
| DrYuya 06/08/19 11:33:19 PM #31 | When another recession hits and these people are on the street just begging for scraps...I'll bet the idea of getting/keeping a job based on looking good will sound pretty damn appealing to them. These "issues" they are facing now are only issues because we live in a boring, super privileged culture and they need to complain about something or they risk being even more bored. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Why did people hate the Rock's singing in moana |
| DrYuya 06/08/19 12:43:18 AM #14 | Impavid54 posted...
So you just got every fact...every single statement...completely wrong here, was this what you were going for? A sort of quirky "opposite day" kind of post? It not normal to see that many incorrect statements in so few words...hints that it was intentional. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | the phrase i couldnt care less baffles me. |
| DrYuya 06/08/19 12:39:19 AM #16 | Saying you couldn't care less requires the words themselves to be typed or said. This can be quantified as caring more than the person who also didn't care to the maximum degree possible but didn't type or say the words "I couldn't care less". So just by saying it you are automatically incorrect...there is a small sliver of care you put into something that you could have not done...if you only cared a little less. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | What do bugs do when we cut the grass? |
| DrYuya 06/01/19 9:21:53 PM #9 | Evolution at work...right there. The bugs better suited to getting the hell out of the way survive for another day...repeat over and over and you have a colony of super bugs in your lawn with evade +1000 within years. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Feeling nervous and weddings next weekend. Any married users have advice for me? |
| DrYuya 06/01/19 6:30:06 PM #13 | Marriage is so easy and pretty much its importance/life changiness is laughably negligible...but people who haven't been married always think more of it than it deserves. Its having kids that changes things...until then just enjoy the freedom you still have being just married. You may even get divorced before then...not a big deal. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Savage breakdown of game of thrones final season |
| DrYuya 05/24/19 1:55:16 PM #7 | Noop_Noop posted... yeah they pretty much nailed it Sulugnaz posted... ABSOLTELY barbaric. These apply more to the second post in this thread I think. Imagine the level of titty babiness required to still whine about a fictional show that's already over and by virtue of being over and done is basically inviting everyone to move on with thier lives. But I guess moving on with ones life does require having a life to move on with to start...so I can understand how for these whiners that may be asking too much. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Don't feed your small animals "orgasmic" produce |
| DrYuya 05/16/19 1:36:53 PM #4 | Lokarin posted... don't spunk on the hermit craeb So I've been hermit crabbing wrong this whole time!?! I still stand by my decisions! --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | PotD is going extinct |
| DrYuya 05/14/19 2:50:07 PM #7 | How horrible. This board is what basically amounts to a nuisance for new and even old users who just want to click the logical links to discuss the poll...it totally deserves to survive! And yes, I mean that with all sincerity...there is absolutely no function for this board beyond it adding an irritating guessing point for users to come and discuss the poll but be told that they dont discuss the poll here. No...being important because you think theres some kind of community/fellowship going on here...that's the same thing as just saying its unimportant...nobody cares about a gamefaqs boards community and sense of fellowship. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
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