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Probably the only one of these "overly epic" Bayonetta-ish songs I've ever really loved.


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Graphically, it'd have to be seeing Melee's intro for the first time. Just seeing the leap from Smash Bros 64, the lighting, how it paid homage to so many series, how WOAH THAT'S A TON OF POKEMON AND YOSHIS ON SCREEN. I was solidly convinced graphics would never get better than the scene of Sheik playing his harp and looking up to find Kirby flying around.
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SotN
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Time Crisis II (Arcade)
Mega Man X4 (PS1, Saturn)
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Star Fox 64 (Nintendo 64)
Time Crisis II (Arcade)
Mega Man X4 (PS1, Saturn)
Harvest Moon (Super Nintendo)
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Mischief Makers (Nintendo 64)
The House of the Dead (Arcade)
Rampage: World Tour (PS1, Saturn)
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PlayStation)
Kirby's Dream Land 3 (Super Nintendo)
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Final Fantasy VII (PlayStation)
Turok: Dinosaur Hunter (Nintendo 64)
Cool Boarders 2 (PlayStation)
Tekken 3 (Arcade)
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Rampage World Tour (PS1, Saturn)
Bomberman 64 (Nintendo 64)
Monster Rancher (PlayStation)
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PlayStation)
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Mario Kart 64 (Nintendo 64)
Mischief Makers (Nintendo 64)
The House of the Dead (Arcade)
Zork: Grand Inquisitor (PC)
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Supa Mario Bros 2 game of the year again fifteen years in a row
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Quake II
Cool Boarders 2
Tomb Raider 2
Tekken 3
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Honchkrow
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I can't wait for commentators to make fools of themselves in Naoto Shirogane Vs Naoto Kurogane matches.
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9S (as much as I want it to be 2B, he deserves it)
Yusuke Kitagawa
Nugget (Yakuza 0)
Gregg Lee
Lucas Baker
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Geodude's Smug Looking Red/Blue Sprite

Then Lesnar

Then Actual Pokebrock
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Wasn't gonna vote but just like... so much has to go right for Super Fighting Robot, and Booker's a grade-a staller. Just due to the linearity of the stage, it's easy to get a 30 second stall for the Kirbster, who I give full faith to destroy. Plus I prescribe to the thought that Kirby takes a few hits to take down no matter what kind of hits he takes (it's just the strength of those hits can be variable because he's a squishy boy of no bones minor toon bullshit), so I don't believe in Mega getting a lucky one shot kill or something.

Sorry hope that's enough justification, just didn't think I could type that in eight seconds.
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Kirby

Like... c'mon.
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Kamek's Official Hotness Tier List:

Cheat On Your Waifu Tier

D.Va (Rockabilly Housewife Outfit)
Aya Brea
Catherine


Three Minutes Of Ecstasy Tier

Terry Bogard
Elma


Strangely Attractive For A Fishman Tier

Nathan Drake
Regular D.va


A Cat Is Fine Too Tier

Sorey
Lara Croft
Earthworm Jim


I Probably Wouldn't Hit It Tier

Cow
Sorey's Anime Girlfriend



.... With all that said, Catherine literally shapeshifts for every individual to be their ideal. Like she changes race specifically for another dude to flirt with him and drive him crazy. It's not just "overwhelming hotness", it's "literally reading your mind to be as hot as possible to you".
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Mismagius
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I checked the internet to see if it could help me with this match.

http://cenavseverything.tumblr.com/post/118471307075/john-cena-vs-yu-narukami

Seems pretty damning.
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10 EXP to give Bowser back his car
10 EXP to give Heihachi his pet bear

Goodbye guys. Thanks for letting me play again.
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Heihachi couldn't help but laugh as yet another member of their family was sent to the slaughter. He was well experienced in familial slaughter, so yet another one of these beasts proved to be no issue. Recent studies had shown that these creatures potentially donned feathers rather than the scaly forms they currently occupied. Heihachi found that loathesome, and gave the raptor the respect it deserved with a lightning god's fist directly into its maw. The creature's teeth shattered upon impact, Heihachi continuing to laugh as his heel rose to the heavens.

"This feels GREAT! Who else wants some?!" he challenged, his heel coming down on the creature's neck. Immediately, the raptor buckled, its neck twisting and its body ragdolling in a humorous way at Heihachi's sick ground bounce tech. As his opponent would also surely be enraptured with dinosaurs, and as the dinos had not so much as landed a hit on Heihachi's rippling old man bod, he had plenty of time to bring out further challengers.

It was then, from the nearby trees, that a Tyrannosaurus proceeded to roar. Heihachi stared, the beast's nostrils emitting a large plume of bloodthirsty breath. Heihachi had seen Jurassic Park several times, so he knew that simply by standing still, the beast could not see him properly. However, that was not a fair fight, so he backed up about ten meters.

"You fancy yourself a tyrant? Know that as the leader of the Mishima Zaibatsu, my iron fists control more strength than you could possibly imagine! However, should you prove to be a worthy enough foe... I shall train you. You will become my third son, and will be named Kazuo, or "first born". Because you will be the first son that I ever truly care for." The future Kazuo roared at the old man, as he was a t-rex and didn't understand Japanese. Heihachi simply took the teeth he knocked out of the raptors he kicked the asses of earlier and placed them between his knuckles. However, he did chuckle.

"Come at me, DINOSAAAAAUUUUUUUR!"

The beast threw its tail at Heihachi, who managed to punch the shit out of the tail. Stopping its full force, the beast was shocked at this utter defiance of physics, and screamed in pain as Heihachi took a firm grip of its tail. The beast reeled in a new feeling: embarrassment. Heihachi singlehandedly invented the feeling of lost pride as he swung the monstrous creature around and around. "SO LONG, GAY T-REX!" he exclaimed, laughing as he tossed the beast headfirst into a cave. The cave then collapsed in on the monster, its body twisting in a sickening display. For good measure, Heihachi picked up another rock he found and threw it at the other rocks, shattering them into many pieces of shrapnel. Surely, the entire monster would be paralyzed...

... But it wasn't. It came back, looked at Heihachi... and lowered its head in respect. Heihachi grinned and laughed. "Well fought, my son! You are everything I have ever wanted: obedient, destructive, durable, and not the devil! Kuma will be delighted to compete for my affection with you!"

By the time Ryu arrived, Heihachi's son already knew mishima-style karate and understood Japanese fluently. Heihachi and his new son double teamed Ryu, finishing him off with double Heaven's Gate fists flanked with dinosaur teeth. Ryu tried valiantly, but Heihachi had even more unexplained power-up modes to go through, and he also had his dinosaur and the power of family and friendship. Against these, a stupid loner hobo who couldn't even bang a teenage schoolgirl throwing her panties at him had to relent. Heihachi had proven, once and for all, that he was the best punchout artist, and that the real King of Iron Fist was the friends he made along the way.
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GANON1025 posted...

Kamekguy posted...

2. Family

I never said it was a good family!
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Mewtwo59 posted...

So Ryu doesn't even have to do much here. Heihachi's going to see a T-Rex and say "I want to beat that up." The guy has a bear as a sparring partner. No way does he do anything but try and fight the dinosaurs. Then Ryu just has to beat a Heihachi that's tired from fighting a bunch of dinosaurs. Pretty easy win.

Ryu punched a waterfall until he won.

Heihachi isn't exactly the only guy who will be fighting dinosaurs.

He is, however, the only guy who's survived "the intro to Tekken 5" and literally beat the devil out of people just by believing in himself super hard.
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Things that Heihachi has that Ryu does not:

1. Money
2. Family
3. An army
4. Actual social status
5. A respectable showing against Akuma that doesn’t result in him going full evil ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGjP3TyjpIc#t=3m31s )
6. Tanking a laser that shot down a satellite.
7. A good video game released in the last two years.
8. A pet. Who is also a bear.
9. A best friend. Who is also a bear.
10. Instead of having DLC that makes him sexy, he has DLC that makes him SEXIER

Seriously though, this laser beam does this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsor-ijrZ9c#t=11m42s

And Heihachi tanks it cutscene-wise here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOIZaA1jWpw#t=2m57s

And it does like 15% health.

Also he tanked the SGS, but that gets less impressive by the day. Also he kicks missiles away and beats his own private army by walking slowly at them, avoiding bullets, and kicking their asses with his bare hands.

“But Dinosaurs are cool!” And yes they are. However…

https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/tekken/images/d/d7/Alex.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20170402093550&path-prefix=en

DINOSAUR FIGHTING EXPERIENCE is a real thing. Heihachi managed to train a wild bear cub to understand Japanese and follow various hand signals. He then did it again with the bear’s cub after the original bear was murdered by Paul Phoenix.

By the time Ryu and Heihachi fight, Heihachi will be riding a dinosaur. Potentially with boxing gloves on.
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You good with Saturday, Mewtwo? Sorry I have a huge work day tomorrow.
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Shulk

Dark Samus is a suit of robotics under all that supergoop.

That sick mechon-slaying advantage.
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Excuse me.

If you're implying the rest of the field instead of Ryu Vs Heihachi Vs Dinosaurs is better.

Ryu Vs Heihachi Vs Dinosaurs is a movie I want to see.
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Eloquent as always, Alucard.

Done
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One Last Plan, Mr. Tepes
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Mantis attaches to Alucard.
Montezuma sacrifices Heihachi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSRARWv90R8#t=1m42s

BUT THE KING OF IRON FIST TOURNAMENT IS HAPPENING ANYWAY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DPa8woxyCI#t=19s
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Altars, Shell, and Field Trip should all be off recharge for moi. Just verifying before I fuck this week up for everyone.
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Attack
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10 on RETURN TO NOTHING: EVERYTHING IS THE VOID for X-Death, completing it
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Kanji Tatsumi
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Papa Nier is, like, 45 I guess?

Oh also the Kung Fu Master from Live-A-Live, he's pretty solid.
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Snake - David Hayter
Wii Fit Trainer - Pamela Rose "Bayley" Martinez
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gg
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Just a couple final points as we're getting into the last stretch here. Thanks for everyone who has stuck with this 'what is Sion':

- The Dark Lance is probably the best damn projectile either team could give. Even if it misses, it would divide, and would be exceptionally bad news for Lilith. Additionally, it's a pinning weapon.

-Grimoire Weiss is a separate entity from Nier and is capable of starting a spell charge whilst Nier is doing other things. Definitely shown when he goes from 'no charge' to 'full charge' during boss fights, where Nier is super focused on combat and Weiss uses his body as a conduit.

-If everyone dies in a massive avalanche of death, Wily survives because the Wily Machine essentially abandons its outer shell for a flying version that is non-Wily Capsule.

-Dr. Wily is a ninja so he can escape any problem.



Here's a smoke bomb. That can KO robots. DO YOU KNOW OF ROBOT-KO'ING SMOKE?

WILYTECH
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As there are two hours left, may I request those still considering cast votes soon? Don't mean to be pushy, I just like more votals in general. Just when ya have time. =)
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If the question isn't rhetorical, Diablo, Alucard, and Wily would all have means of traversing the chasm, with Diablo being a non-issue due to teleporting. Worst comes to worst and it's a pure sniper battle, Nier can close Dark Wall around himself as an anti-personal shield, and Dark Hands can make for excellent bridges or catapults (he can charge them for quite some time).

Also with X-Death as a time sink (I don't see him going down in, say, sub-20 seconds even with decay just due to the guy's huge HP pool), I'm not positive that a well-meditated plan from Archer would be possible. The element of surprise is a big psychological weapon that X-Death's frozen corpse possesses.

Also you know you want to believe in Spearman and Cut Man jumping the gorge on a motorcycle and there being a forfeit out of sheer respect.
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My main thing is also still the issue of terraforming. Diablo and Wily both have excellent tools in both the roar and the Super Arm to take out very large pieces of the map, not to mention that Wily's pretty much exclusively a support platform in this form with Time Slow and Ice Slasher. If a sniper position is found, it only takes Diablo focusing on it to compromise the structure of it.
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There's... unfortunately just not really a point where Archer would realize "oh yeah, instead of routing literally everyone easy, I should be playing support". Going in with the idea that he should play support is a BIT more meta than I'm willing to believe when he's, by far, the strongest guy on the team.
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He's not just limited to melee.

Even if he melees, he will miss. Because of precognition bullshit.
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Uh...

Okay so Sion just throws people and instead of being giant Diablo still teleports in and sweeps because I don't get the point where you beat him quickly.

Like it's a 15+ minute fight with MAGICAL LASER BEAMS at the most optimized of times. He's not even gonna get stalled by Cloud, Lilith, and Subby on his way to Archer, especially not with the AoE slows coming all around from Sion and Wily.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3s8yBKoWa4#t=5m8s
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