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RetuenOfDevsman 04/12/24 9:32:58 AM #1: |
ITT: One a day until I run out.
Day 1: What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? 2/10, this one's not very funny. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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__starsnostars 04/12/24 9:39:22 AM #2: |
Was that the opening joke in the book?
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RetuenOfDevsman 04/12/24 9:39:53 AM #3: |
__starsnostars posted...
Was that the opening joke in the book?Yep. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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__starsnostars 04/12/24 9:43:01 AM #4: |
Re-gift the book back to him on Father's day.
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DarkFists 04/12/24 9:45:48 AM #5: |
Tagging, this should be fun
Also, I think you're legally required to become a dad when you get through the whole book... --- "The starting point is of the utmost importance" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheSavageDragon 04/12/24 9:51:57 AM #6: |
DarkFists posted... Also, I think you're legally required to become a dad when you get through the whole book... Think I saw them mentioning having a 2 year old in another topic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkFists 04/12/24 9:53:10 AM #7: |
TheSavageDragon posted...
Think I saw them mentioning having a 2 year old in another topicOh, that explains the gift then, gotta get working on those dad jokes asap --- "The starting point is of the utmost importance" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RetuenOfDevsman 04/13/24 11:14:57 AM #8: |
Day 2:
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? 10/10, this one's a classic I have always loved. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BCAM1984 04/13/24 12:10:31 PM #9: |
__starsnostars posted...
Re-gift the book back to him on Father's day.Lol --- Romans 12:21 - "Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TomClark 04/13/24 12:13:27 PM #10: |
RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Day 2: Outstanding set-up, flawless delivery. Comedy classic. --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThatGeminiGuy 04/13/24 12:31:21 PM #12: |
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Aht! Aht! Aht! --- "Life is not earned by begging. Life is earned through doing puzzles" - Mr. Puzzles ... Copied to Clipboard!
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evilpresident 04/13/24 12:37:31 PM #13: |
I enjoy
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IfGodCouldDie 04/13/24 12:38:37 PM #14: |
Tag.
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RetuenOfDevsman 04/14/24 2:07:53 PM #15: |
Day 3:
What do computers eat for a snack? 3/10. Better than the rubber toe one, at least. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kradek 04/14/24 2:18:21 PM #17: |
RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Yep. Oof, weak opening --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AldousIsDead 04/14/24 3:02:20 PM #18: |
RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Day 3:Disagree. Rubber toe has been the best so far. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rosstin316 04/14/24 3:16:38 PM #19: |
This is the content I want on my Current Events board.
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Rosstin316 04/14/24 3:17:37 PM #20: |
Roberto was terrible (they OPENED with that?!), Two-tired was epic, microchips was decent.
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RetuenOfDevsman 04/15/24 9:38:04 AM #22: |
Sorry I was running behind this morning. I'll have to post it when I get home.
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Bishop_Hastur 04/15/24 10:14:19 AM #23: |
They've all been good so far.
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RetuenOfDevsman 04/15/24 11:34:28 PM #24: |
Ok, day 4.
What's the best thing about Switzerland l? Another 10/10, did not see that one coming. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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emblem-man 04/15/24 11:39:34 PM #27: |
Tag
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RetuenOfDevsman 04/16/24 11:29:00 AM #28: |
Day 5:
Why do humming birds hum? 5/10, mildly amusing but nothing special. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Serious_Cat 04/16/24 11:41:46 AM #29: |
RetuenOfDevsman posted...
ITT: One a day until I run out.It's not funny but I admire the nerve to use it as the opener. --- I are Serious Cat This is serious thread ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 04/16/24 11:44:51 AM #30: |
Hehe, your Dad sounds pretty cool!!
You can tell him I said that. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 04/16/24 11:47:00 AM #31: |
__starsnostars posted...
Was that the opening joke in the book?__starsnostars posted... Was that the opening joke in the book? RetuenOfDevsman posted...
You should have, Yes Has your Father taught you nothing? --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RetuenOfDevsman 04/17/24 7:09:27 PM #32: |
Day 6:
If a child is refusing to take a nap, is he... 7/10, at least worth a chuckle. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheSavageDragon 04/17/24 8:00:47 PM #33: |
Day 6 has been my fav so far ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revelation34 04/18/24 7:03:54 AM #34: |
In a koi pond there is usually one our of four koi that are fake.
They are usually tagged as A, B, C and the D koi. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TomClark 04/18/24 12:45:57 PM #36: |
RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Day 6: That's at least a 9. --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthDemented 04/18/24 12:46:59 PM #37: |
My son and GF got me one of those for Father's Day last year
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RetuenOfDevsman 04/18/24 7:30:39 PM #38: |
Day 7:
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? 9/10, you have to emulate the right accent in your head to make it work but it's pretty stinking funny anyway. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sufferedphoenix 04/18/24 11:41:13 PM #39: |
RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Day 7:There was a family feud episode and had a foreign family. The question was something like what would be horrible to be missing at a wedding. Apparently Steve had already told them food isn't at a wedding it's at the reception after. Anyways sounds like dude is saying pasta and Steve is upset having to repeat himself but he was actually saying pastor. --- I put my heart and soul into my work and I fear I have lost my mind in the process ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revelation34 04/18/24 11:43:10 PM #40: |
Sufferedphoenix posted...
I'm going to watch that clip after work. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RetuenOfDevsman 04/19/24 7:47:23 PM #41: |
Day 8:
How do you make a tissue dance? 7/10, I kinda like the pun but gross humor is not really my thing personally. Actually, make that an 8/10, there was a whole nother level to it that I completely missed at first. It's dancing because --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bishop_Hastur 04/19/24 7:50:20 PM #43: |
RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Day 8:A classic from grade school. --- Have you seen the Yellow Sign? Quando omni flunkus moritati ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revelation34 04/20/24 5:58:16 AM #44: |
What do you call the leader of a medical team?
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deoxxys 04/20/24 6:05:07 AM #45: |
Are you a dad
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TheSavageDragon 04/20/24 6:09:31 AM #46: |
deoxxys posted... Are you a dad TheSavageDragon posted... Think I saw them mentioning having a 2 year old in another topic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dummy420 04/20/24 7:05:22 AM #47: |
As a soon to be dad I'm tracking this as homework. Also Roberto was a great opener. Even made some of you cringe which is part of the dad joke standards and practices as I've been told.
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008Zulu 04/20/24 7:34:37 AM #48: |
__starsnostars posted...
Was that the opening joke in the book?The opening joke in every dad joke book is a mirror. --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Frosted_Midna 04/20/24 7:41:15 AM #49: |
tag
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RetuenOfDevsman 04/20/24 11:49:58 AM #50: |
deoxxys posted...
Are you a dadEh. I'm pretty bad at it but yeah. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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