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Lopen
07/13/11 8:48:00 AM
#351:


A DQ obviously. Who says they don't have DQs. They're just no rope break no count out weapons allowed interference allowed matches

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07/13/11 8:49:00 AM
#352:


But the real question is if weapons will also be encouraged

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JaKyL25
07/13/11 8:49:00 AM
#353:


If someone came in and got the briefcase before they were legal, it technically wouldn't count as a win until their number came up.

So they'd be running like mad trying to keep the case away from being in the possession of a legal guy until their timer hit.

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07/13/11 8:50:00 AM
#354:


Hey remember that storyline where Cena wins the Rumble to protect his WM Rock match? He should be in MITB to do the same thing!

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TimJab
07/13/11 8:50:00 AM
#355:


Russo has never been opposed to having No DQ matches end in DQ.

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X_Dante_X
07/13/11 8:51:00 AM
#356:


Right as the match begins, Del Rio (#8) runs in and grabs the briefcase. He hops back in his car and drives off, and the other 7 have to team up to pursue him

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TimJab
07/13/11 8:51:00 AM
#357:


From: JaKyL25 | #320
The ratings being sub-3.0 do depress me a little though. This thing has had 2 weeks to really simmer and now we're using "Home Run Derby was on" as an excuse?

Personally I would be pissed off that my hottest angle in years not getting great numbers was using one of the lamest things in all of sport as an excuse for doing poorly. If I was a writer, I would feel that I had failed if people would rather watch that tripe than my best work.

And I don't call things "tripe" lightly! There are a lot of things in the world I don't really "get" (NASCAR, alcohol, the NFL Draft, marriage, etc.) but in general I don't look down on people for liking those things just because I don't. I recognize that there is substance within them that for me is not worth diving deeper into, but still in fact exists.

Home Run Derby is not one of those things. It is flat out the stupidest thing put on by a professional sports league in America.


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07/13/11 8:52:00 AM
#358:


JaKyL25 posted...
So they'd be running like mad trying to keep the case away from being in the possession of a legal guy until their timer hit.

Benny Hill music

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07/13/11 8:53:00 AM
#359:


X_Dante_X posted...
Right as the match begins, Del Rio (#8) runs in and grabs the briefcase. He hops back in his car and drives off, and the other 7 have to team up to pursue him

I smell another WWE novel

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TimJab
07/13/11 8:53:00 AM
#360:


and the nfl draft is literally my favorite day of the sporting year

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JaKyL25
07/13/11 8:53:00 AM
#361:


Now I have the idea of mixing up MitB with the Championship Scramble.

No ladders involved, just leave the briefcase laying out in plain sight in the middle of the ring.

All 8 guys start from the stage.

The match last 20 minutes.

Whoever actually has physical possession of the briefcase when time runs out (or was the last person to have it if no one does) is the winner.

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TimJab
07/13/11 8:54:00 AM
#362:


jakyl: the nfl draft is lame

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muddersmilk
07/13/11 8:55:00 AM
#363:


That solves the qualifying problem too! Everybody on the Raw roster starts outside the ring, and the first 8 guys to get in the ring successfully are MITB participants. The rest stay outside as lumberjacks!

Wasn't that actually done for a match? Where they had to get into the ring to qualify.

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JaKyL25
07/13/11 8:55:00 AM
#364:


That was the TNA Reverse Battle Royal, Maniac.

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JaKyL25
07/13/11 8:57:00 AM
#365:


I didn't say I thought the Draft was lame! I just don't "get it" personally!

It's the Home Run Derby that's lame.

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X_Dante_X
07/13/11 8:57:00 AM
#366:


didn't hornswoggle win the title once by jumping through the ring as the bell rang, then hiding under the ring until he was easily able to pin someone?

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TimJab
07/13/11 8:59:00 AM
#367:


From: muddersmilk | #363
Wasn't that actually done for a match? Where they had to get into the ring to qualify.


Yes. The 9 men that got in the ring then had a mini-royal rumble until there was 2 men left, at which point the 2 remaining men had a regular match.

After that was over, the 7 men eliminated in the battle royal portion and the man who lost the regular match were seeded from 1-8 based on when they were eliminated (singles match loser was #1, first guy eliminated from battle royal was #8) and had a tournament while the guy who won the match got an automatic bye until the final. The guy who had the bye ended up winning the tourney (by winning one match) to get a title shot at the next PPV. He won the title at that PPV...via DQ.

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JaKyL25
07/13/11 9:00:00 AM
#368:


Yes, Dante, but that was an Open Challenge. Anyone who wanted to could enter. By being in the ring as the bell rang, he was an official entrant.

The fact that WWE actually pays lip service to the idea of what constitutes being able to legally start a match (you especially see this with MitB cash-ins) is one thing I'll always praise them for.

TNA refs ring the bell with both guys on the floor sometimes, or with one guy in the middle of getting beaten down, or even in some cases KOed completely, and that bugs me.

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TimJab
07/13/11 9:02:00 AM
#369:


To add to my last post, the champ was DQed for clotheslining a ref.

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X_Dante_X
07/13/11 9:07:00 AM
#370:


So, I've never actually seen Cena be heel - is he good at it? I see people crave it but I'm not sure if its his track record or if they just want something new from him

Of course, he won't turn anytime soon since theres no obvious face to replace him - Big Show or Rey would be the closest on raw and "eh".

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voltch
07/13/11 9:08:00 AM
#371:


where is Tyler Reks?

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X_Dante_X
07/13/11 9:08:00 AM
#372:


I'm not convinced Tyler Reks is a real person

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JaKyL25
07/13/11 9:09:00 AM
#373:


He would mostly just insult people and audiences with cheap heat, but since the cheap heat was in the form of moderately clever rapping, it didn't come across quite as cheap.

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voltch
07/13/11 9:12:00 AM
#374:


Tyler Reks for Mitb qualifiers!

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JaKyL25
07/13/11 9:12:00 AM
#375:


Heel Cena also had a superior theme.



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voltch
07/13/11 9:13:00 AM
#376:


b-b-but what will I do without my Appledough!

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JaKyL25
07/13/11 9:17:00 AM
#377:


Of course, he won't turn anytime soon since theres no obvious face to replace him - Big Show or Rey would be the closest on raw and "eh".

Maybe this is why Riley has gotten a mega-push. <_<

j/k the new top face of Raw will be CM PUNK!

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TimJab
07/13/11 9:19:00 AM
#378:


i was following wwe very loosely back when cena was a rapper

i remember thinking "why the **** is that guy getting a ppv world title shot" when he faced lesnar (especially because backlash is supposed to be WM rematches and cena didn't even have a match that year)

if i only knew then what i know now

i was live in attendance when red dogg debuted and beat up B2!

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X_Dante_X
07/13/11 9:23:00 AM
#379:


I almost feel bad for riley, no one is taking his push seriously at all

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TimJab
07/13/11 9:23:00 AM
#380:


...i'm doing some research on cena

these are his ppv matches that proceeded his match with brock lesnar for the wwe championship

2003 royal rumble match
teaming with dawn marie against billy kidman and torrie wilson at rebellion 2002
vs. chris jericho at vengeance 2002

that's it!

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07/13/11 9:25:00 AM
#381:


Tyler Reks is hanging out with Coffee Ninja and friends

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Lopen
07/13/11 9:28:00 AM
#382:


I think random fans are taking Riley seriously. I mean once in a while we get "Riley! Riley!" chants.

It's just the Internet that doesn't take it seriously. And as well they shouldn't. I still think this is doing more damage to Miz than it is helping Riley.

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X_Dante_X
07/13/11 9:30:00 AM
#383:


are they chanting for riley or making fun of really

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Lopen
07/13/11 9:31:00 AM
#384:


I think you give the fans at the shows more credit than they deserve

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voltch
07/13/11 9:31:00 AM
#385:


SAY IT TO HIS FACE

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07/13/11 9:39:00 AM
#386:


JIMMY!

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07/13/11 11:34:00 AM
#387:


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Liberal Degenerate
07/13/11 11:36:00 AM
#388:


The Rock responds to Cena's hot garbage (Via Satellite):


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Viktor Vaughn
07/13/11 11:41:00 AM
#389:


people only cheer for riley when they think he's going after miz


because that's the only reason wwe has given people to like him

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JaKyL25
07/13/11 12:59:00 PM
#390:


Liberal Degenerate posted...
The Rock responds to Cena's hot garbage (Via Satellite):


Well I guess that confirms the next time we're gonna see The Rock.

Not a very tough hint!

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JaKyL25
07/13/11 1:02:00 PM
#391:


Matt Hardy explained on Twitter that his illness was in fact food poisoning.

The jokes just write themselves.

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JaKyL25
07/13/11 1:23:00 PM
#392:


A whole batch of Tweets from Cena in response:

CeNation. Just saw Dwayne's statement. Via satellite of course. Sad, really. It was like an episode of mad money

I wonder if GLAAD will be offended by Dwayne's comments.

Either way..looks like I have really made him mad. But, certainly not mad enough to show up and do anything. Maybe he can send a stuntman.

Dwayne. I am a WWE employee, and a proud one. The difference between us is you left for 'greener pastures'. For me...this is what I love.

I have never begged for anyones admiration or acceptance, u don't believe me..watch MITB. Its not about that. Its about showing up.

Id rather wrestle a thousand 'punks' than one 'rock'. Because I can see his passion. Wish I could see yours...yer just never there. :)

Until april 1st. Keep on bringing it my man. You're doing great. Your friend John Cena

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entropyx
07/13/11 3:21:00 PM
#393:


I normally can't stand Cena and bash him every chance I get, but goddamn Rocky, sit the f*** down.

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Maniac64
07/13/11 3:45:00 PM
#394:


That actually was a good promo from Rock.

It's just too bad we have to get it through Youtube.

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Lopen
07/13/11 3:49:00 PM
#395:


The promo was okay, but Cena's retort tweets were better.

Probably because they're more "real" than Rock's trash talk gibberish.

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07/13/11 3:50:00 PM
#396:


The promo was okay, but Cena's retort tweets were better.

No argument here.

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PrivateBiscuit1
07/13/11 4:36:00 PM
#397:


This Cena/Rock feud is so freaking lame because it's The Rock actually trying to make it something people care about listening to like trash talk while Cena just says "lol you aren't here now I'm the better superstar" the whole time. The second major reason it is so freaking lame is because The Rock isn't here.

Like, how does anybody care about this?

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JaKyL25
07/13/11 4:39:00 PM
#398:


My biggest issue with Rock's promo is his accusation that Cena is a phony.

I couldn't disagree more; it has always felt to me like Cena's a really sincere guy. He really IS this corny white rapper dude who loves wrestling and loves the fans.

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JaKyL25
07/13/11 4:43:00 PM
#399:


Also it's kinda funny how Rock acts like he just can't take the wait anymore and is like "The Rock won't be waiting until Wrestlemania to whoop your candy ass John Cena, oh no! He's coming to lay the smackdown sooner than that!"

and then tells us cryptically that it'll be in November.

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07/13/11 4:44:00 PM
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