Board 8 > Oh god... I think my neighbours just saw me naked.

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So it's like a vampire fetish only weirder?

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Wow, stumbled into this topic and read EVERYTHING! Awesome good times.

I won’t share a sex story but I’ll share this equally embarrassing story of my youth. I was 12, and had just gotten a Gameboy Advance for Christmas. But I got in trouble for not doing chores and got it taken away from me for two weeks. However, on the beginning of the 2nd week, both of my parents went out of town on business.

Time to look for the Gameboy! I didn’t know where they had hid it but I was sure it was in the house. Started in the most obvious place, my parent’s bedroom. I searched pretty thoroughly, left no brick unturned. I finally decided to look under the mattress, in between the box spring.

I found a small box that was the PERFECT size to hold a Gameboy Advance. My heart started thumpin with excitement. I whisked the box out of its hiding spot and opened it up, eager as ever to finally get to play Pokemon Silver.

Inside the box was a photograph of my dad. He was completely naked, wearing nothing but a Christmas hat. He had a large erection. On the bottom of the photograph, in his writing, was a short simple sentence that read “Merry Christmas”.

I never looked around my parents bedroom ever again. Hell, I had a hard enough looking my dad in the eyes when he got back home.

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holy **** these stories keep getting better

Shark sex WHAT

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Also, thundersheep, great topic...and you're awesome. You're making me want to check out this fleshlight thing.

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Marvelous... Those last two stories were marvelous!

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Chrono1219 posted...
So it's like a vampire fetish only weirder?

well i guess, but vampires arelike...mostly human.

sharks...arent.

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I gotta admit that I'm pretty happy to see how this topic turned out. Thanks for all the great stories.

And I honestly would recommend the fleshlight to anyone with some extra cash laying around, it's a pretty solid investment. I mean yeah, it's just an improvement to something that you're probably... satisfied with already... But I'm finding it actually cuts down the frequency of my "alone time" which is quite the positive in my books. I went from every other day or so (sometimes multiple days in a row) to once or twice a week. With those one or two times being fairly quick and pretty great.

But I'm sure that's more than any of you wanted to know.

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We can't just let this die

so glad i stayed up to read the rest of this topic.
so f'ing good.

also, i believe next week (or is it this one?) is shark week.

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fell asleep reading this topic. excellent stuff.


Dissapointed no one brought up how thundersheep should bring one of his cds over to the guy and talk about how awesome it was and he just had to know about it. Then he just puts his hand in his back and makes the serious whack off face before handing him the cd.

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ScareChan posted...
fell asleep reading this topic. excellent stuff.


Dissapointed no one brought up how thundersheep should bring one of his cds over to the guy and talk about how awesome it was and he just had to know about it. Then he just puts his hand in his back and makes the serious whack off face before handing him the cd.



hahaha Dear god, that would have been amazing

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Just read the first page of this topic and I can't stop from laughing. Are the next 5 pages just as much gold?

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From: Forceful_Dragon | Posted: 8/3/2011 4:48:48 PM | #312
Just read the first page of this topic and I can't stop from laughing. Are the next 5 pages just as much gold?

absolutely

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Alternative to my suggestion--



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From: edwardsdv | #300
shark mask and this special shrk teeth mouth piece

sounds hot to me

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I think this thread is B8's finest achievement. I just wish I had some crazy stories to share!

I mean, there was that one time where I had a nude kickboxing match with Amanda Seyfried, but I'm sure y'all would just find that boring... :P

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So I saw him today. I was getting into the car before work today and he was standing outside of his house with the other dude that was there that day. He was wearing the sunglasses again. I just sat in the car staring at him for a good 15 seconds before leaving... He just looked at the ground the entire time, never moving his head.

I win.

(I have no idea what I would have done if he actually returned the gaze)

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Nobody has never seen me naked because Im not a weirdo

From: LobsterJelly | Posted: 8/4/2011 5:31:52 PM | #318
Nobody has never seen me naked

umm

that's not something to be proud of...

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also you're a virgin

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wait

" never"

oh god what

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From: LobsterJelly | Posted: 8/4/2011 5:31:52 PM | #318
Nobody has never seen me naked because Im not a weirdo

This topic is like a garden snake. It seems like it has died, but in reality is faking his own death to strike when you let your guard down.

Hell, I had a hard enough
Wat.

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What the hell. Sharks.

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