Board 8 > All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 150: Ryder > Wolverine

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From: edwardsdv | #290
It still went off the air with Trips more or less standing tall.

No, it went off the air with the supposed authority figure being physically restrained by his own staff so he doesn't get himself in any more ****, looking like a half dressed mad man and not at all a legitimate businessman, while Awesome Truth were clearly the talk of the night

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KiddWWE Tyson Kidd
Best part about being either Sin Cara? Having the mask means you don't have to show your face after that performance

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XD Omg Kidd with the brutalest of burns.

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Lagana David Lagana
WWE Title changed hands 8 times times in the last 78 days. 1978 to 1989 the WWE Title changed hands 7 times!

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Einstein would turn over in his grave. Not only does God play dice, the dice are loaded.

...SPOILERS for tonight's main event, I guess!





This from WWE's twitter account:

TONIGHT: A 12-man Tag Team Match!: Cena, Punk, Sheamus, Air Boom & Ryan vs. Del Rio, Christian, Rhodes, Ziggler, Swagger & Otunga!

Punk, Ryan and Otunga? It's like a New Nexus Reunion! Where's McGillicutty though, lame

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NO RYDER?
ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO

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Oh man. I can't wait to see Mason Ryan vs David Otunga.

I kind of want the Otunga lawsuit storyline to turn into a story about the wrestlers forming a union, except I know that WWE could never do such a politically tinged storyline well.

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Einstein would turn over in his grave. Not only does God play dice, the dice are loaded.

I hope Cena and Kofi pull out their combo 5 Knuckle Shuffle/Boom Drop again.

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--There was talk in WWE of using the term Octoberto Del Rio like a Mr. October deal for Del Rio winning the title last night. The idea was taken from the year UFC marketed "Brocktober."

wow

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OCTOBERTO

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Now I imagine Alberto Del Rio as a comical octopus.

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With a twirly evil guy mustache. And one eyebrow raised up as if he's going "Say whaaaat?"

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I can only think of Bert from Sesame Street teaching us Latin.

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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...
Now I imagine Alberto Del Rio as a comical octopus.

With Ricardo as a seahorse sidekick.

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...poor drew

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Henry attacks Morrison after the match:

Booker: "THIS IS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR!!!!"

Cole: "What about what Orton did to Drew?"

Booker: ".....that was different"

Oh Booker.

lol

"kelly angry" just looks like a mentally deranged woodland creature

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i'm pretty sure even mentally challenged woodland creatures throw better punches than that.

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LETS GO CENA CENA SUCKS

this is a very long chant

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OW ZIGGLER TOTALLY FLIPPED

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huh

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so, poll:

- did HHH bury everyone or did he get buried by everyone.

the crowd's answer was clear.

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*walks out of this topic*

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I am the power that sways. I am the beast that's in human nature. I am the masonry of greed.

That was the most ridiculous f***ing segment ever.

Of all time.

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That was...interesting.

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cheer for the man that made all your favorite wrestlers leave

durf

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Cheer for the man who gives a huge ass kissing speech, then says "So you can go ahead and air any grievances you have." in the most challenging tone ever.

And then every time that somebody airs a grievance, go "Yeah, you're wrong. You're ridiculous. Next?"

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Tomorrow on SD!

Replacement Wrestlers! (w/ FCW Refs)

Jillian vs Melina

Luke Gallows vs Vance Archer

Seth Rollins vs Dean Ambrose

Main Event:
Taker vs HHH in a 60 min Ironman Match!

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That segment was completely stupid because only heels stepped up to him, except Lawler who admitted "it's not your fault there's a conspiracy but yeah you need to do better" and then the whole roster walked out.

What's worse is that half of the speakers seriously had no case.

"The refs are getting attacked" "Well I fired the guys who attacked you what do you want" "Uh... something!"
"We're girls and we don't feel safe!" "What has happened to the divas while I've been here" "Well... uh... something could!"

The dumb part is Beth totally could've bsed some crap about Kelly Kelly flipping out earlier in the night and didn't-- I almost wanna say she botched her line there.

Really really bad segment. It could've been good, too. I was super disappointed that Miz and R-Truth didn't jump the rail and beat the tar out of him with no one to bail him out because everyone just walked.

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No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

but really what happens on sd now

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erm nxt comes first!

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So, is there something in the Pro Wrestling officials handbook that states that any time you eject someone from ringside, you are required to make an incredibly dramatic "YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!" hand gesture?

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From: SmartMuffin | #334
So, is there something in the Pro Wrestling officials handbook that states that any time you eject someone from ringside, you are required to make an incredibly dramatic "YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!" hand gesture?

that's your shining moment as a ref

you gotta make it count

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oh please, Beth was totally heeling it up. 'we're girls.'
Beth could kill damn near 90% of the guys there.

but yeah, we noted a couple major people missing. so far we figured out punk, cena, and orton weren't there.

personal theory goes, if they were it would be required that they get mic time, and Punk would utterly crush HHH at all of it, hard. Cena would kill HHH at it as well. and Orton....

....well i figure HHH just didn't even want to take a chance that someone might be more over than him and convince people to side with him.

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"Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel.

I realize she was heeling it up-- that's why I said "bs some crap about Kelly Kelly flipping," but if she wanted to heel it up better she would've whined about Kelly's attack on her.

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This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

It's a shame because Barrett is better on the mic than HHH as well, but he was pretty badly beaten up verbally.

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From: Wanglicious | #336
oh please, Beth was totally heeling it up. 'we're girls.'
Beth could kill damn near 90% of the guys there.

but yeah, we noted a couple major people missing. so far we figured out punk, cena, and orton weren't there.

personal theory goes, if they were it would be required that they get mic time, and Punk would utterly crush HHH at all of it, hard. Cena would kill HHH at it as well. and Orton....

....well i figure HHH just didn't even want to take a chance that someone might be more over than him and convince people to side with him.

Cena, Orton, Punk, and Sheamus weren't there because they're big time faces and they wanted the crowd to cheer HHH.

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Don't think Sheamus was there either.

So that's the top 4 active faces, and the top 6 if you count the inactive Taker and Rey.

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...yeah that.

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but it's still dumb because there's barely any faces in wwe anyway so even if all the faces stay most of the roster would've still been gone

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that just really takes me out of the ending really. if you're missing your top guys are you seriously trying to get people to believe any of the product there? so lame.

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http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2011/1003/545249/off-air-raw-report/

RYDER CAME BACK

HE TRUSTED TRIPLE H

BUT TRIPLE H BETRAYED HIM

HOW DARE HE

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Hahaha

Well Ryder can take Pedigrees like a champ!

oh god and we were saying he should've stayed in the chat.
f'ing amazing.

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"Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel.

After RAW went off the air, Zack Ryder came out and told Triple H that he changed his mind. He cut a promo and talked about his YouTube show and asked him to pose with him for the camera. Triple H proceeded to pedigree him.

HHH then took Ryder's camera and said, "Woo woo woo" and left. There was no dark match.

...This week's episode of Z!TLIS will be amazing.

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Yeah, the whole time I was watching I was really just waiting to see what Cena would do.

Then I realized he wasn't even there. That's when the segment stopped mattering.

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TheCurtHawkins Curt Hawkins
Now that @WWE is officially in chaos...A few confessions. I was the Anonymous GM, evil Sin Cara, ranover Austin & the mastermind behind G TV

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give the man a push

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