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GrapefruitKing 10/05/11 9:24:00 AM #1: |
high five, you're making the good decision
seriously, urinals suck. even though the chance of splashing some pee on your pants is small, it's still there. And your wang is way too close to other people's pee. So yeah. -- A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack. OR IS IT ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GrapefruitKing 10/05/11 9:25:00 AM #2: |
And before people come here and say "yeah but it's faster than using an actual toilet", well I don't mind taking 20 seconds more for so much more comfort
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LeonhartFour 10/05/11 9:26:00 AM #3: |
But yet you can't wait to get out of the shower to use the toilet because peeing in the shower is faster
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Weakupedia 10/05/11 9:27:00 AM #4: |
i'm not lifting that toilet seat no way no sir
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FAHnboy 10/05/11 9:27:00 AM #5: |
Comfort? You realise you're not supposed to put your penis in the urinal, right?
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SovietOmega 10/05/11 9:30:00 AM #6: |
if peeing in butts while screaming in the shower isnt comfort, i dont know what is
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GrapefruitKing 10/05/11 9:31:00 AM #7: |
But yet you can't wait to get out of the shower to use the toilet because peeing in the shower is faster
I'm in the "I often don't feel like peeing before I get in the shower but when I'm under the water I get a sudden urge that cannot wait" club -- A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack. OR IS IT ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GrapefruitKing 10/05/11 9:31:00 AM #8: |
From: Weakupedia | #004 I always do it with my foot. Easy. -- A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack. OR IS IT ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jukkie 10/05/11 9:32:00 AM #9: |
Stand away form the urinal. Do not insert you peep directly into it.
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Gwindor 10/05/11 9:33:00 AM #10: |
you're one of those people that has trouble using the bathroom when other people are around
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GrapefruitKing 10/05/11 9:35:00 AM #11: |
I know you're not supposed to put your wang in the urinal! Some urinals are made better than others (like the really tall ones) but most just suck
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Jukkie 10/05/11 9:41:00 AM #12: |
There is zero reason to have "your wang is way too close to other people's pee." while using a urinal. It is going to be closer than when you use a regular toilet no doubt, but unless you are standing inside the thing I really don't see the problem. I would also argue that between a urinal and a toilet, in a public setting, used the same amount of times, that the urinal would actually be more sanitary.
Whenever I go into a public toilet the seat is all pee'd up, handle is wet, floor is gross. I'll use the urinal thank you. Just admit that you have a small peep and you don't want other dudes making fun of you, so you go into the stall. -- * B8 LNC * *****es be crazy!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarvelousGerbil 10/05/11 9:42:00 AM #13: |
People who don't use urinals are women.
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Minipoooot 10/05/11 9:42:00 AM #14: |
I always secretly judge the people who walk into a stall instead of using an open urinal. It's not a big deal to me I guess.
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Justin_Crossing 10/05/11 9:44:00 AM #15: |
grapefruitking screams while he pees in the toilet and then wipes while sitting after putting the milk in before the cereal
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tyder21 10/05/11 9:47:00 AM #16: |
I haven't used a urinal since I was like 10.
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Jukkie 10/05/11 9:48:00 AM #17: |
I sit and I pee
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Altimadark 10/05/11 9:49:00 AM #18: |
I use urinals for #2. It's faster that way.
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nintendogirl1 10/05/11 9:49:00 AM #19: |
I have never used a urinal.
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GrapefruitKing 10/05/11 9:51:00 AM #20: |
then wipes while sitting after putting the milk in before the cereal
NO. I will not accept this. Wiping while standing is the only correct way to do it. And cereal, then milk but that's just obvious. -- Women come and go, and sometimes they play Metal Gear - XIII is cool ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Minipoooot 10/05/11 9:51:00 AM #21: |
<3 Jukkie. It's been too long since I've heard one of your haikus.
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KingButz 10/05/11 9:51:00 AM #22: |
Uh, what? Urinals are so much more sanitary than toilets.
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Jukkie 10/05/11 9:53:00 AM #23: |
From: Minipoooot | #021 <3 -- * B8 LNC * *****es be crazy!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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metaIslugg 10/05/11 9:55:00 AM #24: |
I haven't used a public bathroom in ages
Like, I'll wash my hands there sometimes. If it's disgusting as ****, screw that I have no trouble holding it in for a while. -- http://i52.tinypic.com/5ugxly.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GrapefruitKing 10/05/11 9:58:00 AM #25: |
From: metaIslugg | #014 So.... what if you're at school for like 6 hours -- Women come and go, and sometimes they play Metal Gear - XIII is cool ... Copied to Clipboard!
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metaIslugg 10/05/11 9:58:00 AM #26: |
How do you even wipe while sitting. You have to at least get your rear out of the seat a little to get where you're supposed to get
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Jukkie 10/05/11 9:59:00 AM #27: |
From: metaIslugg | #024 I've heard that if you hold it you could damage the prostate gland, making it very difficult to get an erection, or even become aroused! -- * B8 LNC * *****es be crazy!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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metaIslugg 10/05/11 10:01:00 AM #28: |
GrapefruitKing posted...
From: metaIslugg | #014 I haven't used a public bathroom in ages Like, I'll wash my hands there sometimes. If it's disgusting as ****, screw that I have no trouble holding it in for a while. So.... what if you're at school for like 6 hours Always take a leak before leaving for school. So then you most likely only get the need to go an hour or so before leaving. Not something you can't hold in. (and you'd probably be in the middle of class anyway) -- http://i52.tinypic.com/5ugxly.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarvelousGerbil 10/05/11 10:04:00 AM #29: |
metaIslugg posted...
How do you even wipe while sitting. You have to at least get your rear out of the seat a little to get where you're supposed to get I use the "between the legs wipe" then drop the tp before moving my hand back out from between my legs. -- http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson996.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GrapefruitKing 10/05/11 10:10:00 AM #30: |
I use the "between the legs wipe" then drop the tp before moving my hand back out from between my legs.
What a dumb idea. There's no better way to get poop on your hand -- Women come and go, and sometimes they play Metal Gear - XIII is cool ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarvelousGerbil 10/05/11 10:13:00 AM #31: |
I've never gotten poop on my hands doing it that way. Maybe you have weird habits because you have terribad dexterity.
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Xuxon 10/05/11 10:13:00 AM #32: |
From: metaIslugg | #026 i sit forward so there's enough of a gap in the back. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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metroid composite 10/05/11 10:18:00 AM #33: |
GrapefruitKing posted...
high five, you're making the good decision Non-urinal users, master race ^_^ -- Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TimJab 10/05/11 10:21:00 AM #34: |
i don't use urinals because i have a shy bladder
the harder i try to piss the less comes out when i'm hammered though i can use urinals and even the troughs with no problem whatsoever -- http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/670/ohbrett.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarvelousGerbil 10/05/11 10:25:00 AM #35: |
metroid composite posted...
GrapefruitKing posted... high five, you're making the good decision Non-urinal users, master race ^_^ Get your feminist crap out of here. -- http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson996.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lordloki12 10/05/11 10:29:00 AM #36: |
I love using the troughs at sporting events. Nothing more awkward than tapping a drunk guy on the shoulder and telling him to scoot down half a foot so I can squeeze in and whip out my junk.
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GuessMyUserName 10/05/11 10:37:00 AM #37: |
urinals are the greatest things on the planet
I wish I had a whiole wall that was just a giant urinal, so I'd just whip it out and pee on the walls and it would be fantastic -- http://img.imgcake.com/GuessMyUserName/ponponponba.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Theon_Greyjoy 10/05/11 10:52:00 AM #38: |
Gwindor posted...
you're one of those people that has trouble using the bathroom when other people are around aren't you I am. The problem didn't develop until after high school. I still use urinals when no one is around. -- EndOfDiscOne http://www.newsgroper.com/files/post_images/Thom_Yorke---.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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XIII_rocks 10/05/11 10:56:00 AM #39: |
I don't mind not using urinals. I like "freeing the beast", especially if it's been stuck in there for a while. It's relaxing.
That said, I've got nothing against using them either. Fine for me. -- "whats a matter afried i might boobs punch you" - ertyu ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WhoopsyDaisy 10/05/11 10:57:00 AM #40: |
Minipoooot posted...
<3 Jukkie. It's been too long since I've heard one of your haikus. Less than three Jukkie. It's been too long since I've heard one of your haikus. -- senorhousemouse ... Copied to Clipboard!
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XIII_rocks 10/05/11 10:57:00 AM #41: |
Also, hey, I got sigged.
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Theon_Greyjoy 10/05/11 10:57:00 AM #42: |
Regarding wiping while sitting, you simply lift up the right side of your ass (if you're right handed). I don't know why everyone thinks wiping while sitting involves the between the leg wipe.
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Rad Link 5 10/05/11 10:58:00 AM #43: |
From: GrapefruitKing | #001 It is? Literally never had this happen to me. -- [NO BARKLEY NO PEACE] Ace Detective in Sir Charles's Police http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkOj5DAJu2A ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ctesjbuvf 10/05/11 11:04:00 AM #44: |
CStand up and pee vs. Stand up and pee. Where's the goddamn difference? And comfort? Well it's pretty much the same you know, I don't think people where you live stand up against each other when they pee in the urinals. You should have some decent space between you.
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MonkClive0 10/05/11 11:08:00 AM #45: |
It's a case by case basis for me, splashing is no trifling matter and it happens more than you think. But overall the convenience of the urinal makes it the better option. Really you just need to be able to eyeball a urinal for it's splash-prevention capabilities.
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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer 10/05/11 11:31:00 AM #46: |
From: GuessMyUserName | #037 yyyyyeeeees -- http://img.imgcake.com/MerMerYesMer/christinagifha.gif Mer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BakusaiTenketsu 10/05/11 11:39:00 AM #47: |
From: GrapefruitKing | #001 Are you ok with taking a dump in a public toilet with how close your balls and wang get to the rim of the toilet? -- http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/3156/couchpotatocat.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TimJab 10/05/11 1:31:00 PM #48: |
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Shadowwolf1015 10/05/11 1:35:00 PM #49: |
Wow, this is just.
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Tom Bombadil 10/05/11 1:56:00 PM #50: |
XIII's sig gets me every gorram time.
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