Board 8 > People who never use urinals

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From: lordloki12 | #036
I love using the troughs at sporting events. Nothing more awkward than tapping a drunk guy on the shoulder and telling him to scoot down half a foot so I can squeeze in and whip out my junk.

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some of you guys are little *****es

seriously using your feet to lift a toilet seat are you germophobes

peeophobe

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I never use the urinals at the bar I go to, always a stall...

since I'm not supposed to smuggle in booze but I do anyway so that I spend less money and I'll guzzle a bit down every time I have to take a leak and if I'm in the stall, no one sees me do it >_>

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my greatest fear is that I will use a urinal and just mess it up entirely and pee on some dude or something

stall forever

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I literally cannot use pubic restrooms. My body tenses up and doesn't let anything come out unless I'm the only person in the room.

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Awe yeah, I've never used a urinal in my life! High five bro!

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seriously using your feet to lift a toilet seat are you germophobes

kinda yeah

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I haven't used a urinal in three years because last time I did some drunk dude peed on my shoes.

Literally ruined my night.

And my shoes.

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From: XIII_rocks | #041
Also, hey, I got sigged.
speaking of sigs, yours is infuriating

haha

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I have a urinal installed in my regular bathroom

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Wang too close to other people's pee?
Significant splashback?

Do you just unzip, thrust in to the urinal as far as you can, and then piss with your hands behind your head?

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Yeah I don't get a lot of the problems ITT.

I mostly just like the comfort and "freedom" of going pants down for a minute or so.

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YetAnothrShadow posted...
Toilets are the bane of public bathrooms.

Nothing is worse than going in their and seeing week old ****s.


Yeah, THAT is a problem. Eugh.

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Do you just unzip, thrust in to the urinal as far as you can, and then piss with your hands behind your head?

you forgot they apparently also wear a blindfold.
man, between this and not peeing in the shower some of you have some serious issues with urine.

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I juggle chainsaws with my wang while peeing in the urinal and I don't have any of these problems. You people need to step up your game.

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Toilets are the bane of public bathrooms.

Nothing is worse than going in there and seeing s***s people never take the time to flush down.

Urinals master race forever.

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From: YetAnothrShadow | #034
Nothing is worse than going in there and seeing s***s people never take the time to flush down.

Urinals master race forever.

What if the two combine?

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i can't believe people are denying significant splashback being a problem in a good percent of urinals

how tall are you people?

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short here.
never been a problem.

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never had splashback!

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I'm a bit over 6'4" and I get significant splashback in a good 20% of urinals I use

it's a nightmare

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I've never used a urinal in my life.

Do I win?

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how far are you sticking your dick in the urinal that you're getting backsplash

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GuessMyUserName posted...
how far are you sticking your dick in the urinal that you're getting backsplash

not splash on my dick, splash on the region around my knees

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From: Emporer_Kazbar | #068
What if the two combine?

Humorously enough I had that photo on hand. I took it when I was in Japan to share with my friends over here what I had to take a dump in once.

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where the heck are you aiming

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man i don't use public restrooms often, but when i do, it's handicap stalls or bust.

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GuessMyUserName posted...
where the heck are you aiming

the drain

how tall are you?

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1, don't go full blast like you're putting out a fire
2, let it trickle down to the drain..

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Aiming at the bottom of the urinal is dumb, because 90% of them have a rubber or plastic odor-cover thing, which, you know, is gonna make it splash more... Especially if you're taller and thus shooting from further away. Aim toward the lower back so you're hitting at an angle and all splash goes down toward the drain.

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From: MonkClive0 | Posted: 10/5/2011 10:22:18 PM | #080
the drain

Just as I suspected: you're doing it wrong

what makes the urinals awesome is you just stand back and pee on the wall

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man how hard is it to pee correctly

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glorious no urinal master race

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ryoko you don't know what you're missing

imagine if you had some bathtub under you and you can just release yourself over it




okay maybe bad example but that's your fault for having one of those flat things

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GuessMyUserName posted...
From: MonkClive0 | Posted: 10/5/2011 10:22:18 PM | #080
the drain
Just as I suspected: you're doing it wrong

what makes the urinals awesome is you just stand back and pee on the wall

i've tried that, it just makes it worse bringing the splash range higher up

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do you have a hose as a penis or something Monkclive

seriously

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GuessMyUserName posted...
ryoko you don't know what you're missing

imagine if you had some bathtub under you and you can just release yourself over it




okay maybe bad example but that's your fault for having one of those flat things

Yeah, that even sounds like a bad example.

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SemiFinal vs Belarus posted...
man i don't use public restrooms often, but when i do, it's handicap stalls or bust.

Stay flatulent, my friend.

DOS EQUIS

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grow some balls

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I love how Board 8's had so many threads about pissing etiquette lately. First the shower thing, and now this!

And on that note: using urinals + not pissing in the shower = master race.

Emporer_Kazbar posted...
I literally cannot use pubic restrooms.

I can't blame you. >_>

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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer posted...
man how hard is it to pee correctly

For some people, it's quite the challenge!



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You do not piss against the wall, you have to hit it at a slight angle.

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I hate pissing in toilets because my piss always goes in different directions and splashes so much so that I have to wipe the toilet seat. With urinals, that is not a problem.

Also, I thought everyone wiped by reaching between your legs. >_>

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From: KingButz | Posted: 10/7/2011 4:15:54 PM | #095
You do not piss against the wall, you have to hit it at a slight angle.

pissing on the wall at an angle = pissing on the wall

like how stabbing a man in the back = stabbing a man



Either way, I was using a urinal yesterday and this topic came to mind, so I started aiming at different spots. Pissing directly at the wall was surprisingly fine, the piss just hit the wall and slid down to the drain. It just got me thinking "how the hell does anybody get splashback?". You'd literally have to be inside of the urinal to get piss on yourself.

It was one of the urinals that went right to the floor though, so aiming at the drain I couldn't test for knee splashback like Monk was saying... but still, you're just not supposed to aim at the drain. >_>

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