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ImTheMacheteGuy
04/10/12 3:25:00 PM
#301:


bump

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GenesisSaga
04/11/12 9:03:00 PM
#302:


The joke has gone on long enough methinks...

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ImTheMacheteGuy
04/13/12 4:00:00 PM
#303:


sorry, i just haven't felt very writey lately >_<

no intention of abandonning, just not sure exactly where I want to go next. It shouldn't be too long before I figure it out at this point

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XIII_rocks
04/13/12 4:02:00 PM
#304:


CAELUS LET US HAVE A BET.

I WILL WRITE A B8B CHAPTER. YOU WILL WRITE A CHAPTER OF THIS.

And whoever finishes first...gets...a cookie?

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GenesisSaga
04/14/12 6:16:00 PM
#305:


Cookie for XIII I guess. And he spent over 5 days procrastinating.

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ImTheMacheteGuy
04/14/12 8:09:00 PM
#306:


I'm still trying to figure out how I want to conclude this. Early this week I will have something I promise

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muddersmilk
04/16/12 1:15:00 PM
#307:


Hype

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GenesisSaga
04/16/12 1:36:00 PM
#308:


MEGA HYPE

(You can't possibly disappoint me when I'm this hyped right?)

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GenesisSaga
04/17/12 5:18:00 PM
#309:


Right?

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ImTheMacheteGuy
04/18/12 8:05:00 PM
#310:


Sorry I will get back this I AM HAVE STRESS >_<

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CrimsonOcean
04/18/12 8:08:00 PM
#311:


From: ImTheMacheteGuy | #276
Genesis quickly smacked him in the head. "If Crimson is ready for motherhood, nothing and no one should deny her of that!"


I never thought this day would come.
I sorta hoped it wouldn't.

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ImTheMacheteGuy
04/19/12 6:28:00 PM
#312:


CHAPTER 33: Thirty Thr33, Spelled with the Number Instead of Letters

An unknown amount of time had randomly passed.

"Has noticed that we're all now somewhere we haven't been before?" Asked Ayvuir.

"Nope," replied literally everyone else all at the same time.

"Seriously? Look around! What the hell is this place? We have NOT been here before... and weren't we just on the roof of a tall building?" Ayvuir was confused. Perhaps things just looked different because the group was inside the original compound and Ayvuir had not worn his Stig suit while in the main compound before. Then again, perhaps that wasn't it.

"Hey, wait a minute... how come the last thing I remember was being on that roof, but it felt like it wasn't just before now, but rather an unknown amount of time ago?" Asked Genesis.

"I think Ayvuir's right... where the f*** are we and why?" Asked L3fty, who spelled his name with a number in place of a letter, just like this chapter title >_>.

"Machete or Figure should be here to answer that but they aren't because they've disappeared," announced Caelus as he appeared in the room.

It was a dark, wide-open sewer-like tunnel with a bunch of pipes all over the place and underground rivers and passageways. It was some sort of cavernous network of structure below a city.

"So I'll have to answer that," continued Caelus. "You're down here because there won't be a next round of fights, since I have something else in store for you..."

Everyone gasped.

"Gasp!" Gasped XIII a second time simply because he wanted a line and had to make sure Caelus hadn't drunkenly forgotten about bringing him back.

"This whole alt-disappearing thing has kinda started to piss me off," explained Caelus. "I mean it didn't at first, but now that it's getting close to the end, that whole sub-plot needs to be forced to play out, so the nine of you are down here in the depths of my realm to help me figure out this mystery of missing alts."

"Oh boy! We're gonna solve a mystery!" Gasped Jeff in delight.

"Well you'll still be killed off one by one," chuckled Caelus. "Not by me though... If I had my way, you'd all live but I intuitively know that all but one of you will die during the course of this investigation, because... well that's just how these things work."

He started walking toward one of the smaller tunnels and the others followed.

"So can the audience participate in this in an effort to solve the mystery?" Asked Dante's Alt. "Or at least those of us still alive?"

Caelus shrugged. "You can try... like by PMing me or whatever, but I can't guarantee any sort of consistent or sensible results. I mean it's up to you guys really."

Suddenly, there were splashing and gurgling sounds at the back of the group.

"OH EM GEE! MANIAC!" Cried Crimson. She dove into the waist deep water to try and aid her lover.

"GASP!" Gasped XIII again.

The water was still...

TO BE CONTINUED...

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ImTheMacheteGuy
04/19/12 6:29:00 PM
#313:


IN THIS SECOND POST...

Crimson surfaced, clutching Maniac. "We've all been walking in this waist deep water for some time now so something must have pulled him under!"

Maniac coughed up a bunch of water, but he was most definitely alive. He had not drowned.

"What happened, man?" Asked Justin.

"I... *cough*... was trying to walk upside-down... *cough* like with hands instead of my feet!" Explained Maniac. "But my... *cough* face was under the surface so I started breathing in water!"

"Why... why would you do that?" Asked Genesis. "That's stupid..."

"YOU'RE stupid!" Snapped Maniac. "I'll f***ing fart in your general direction! I'LL F***ING DO IT!"

"Calm down!" Snapped Crimson.

Meanwhile, up ahead, Ayvuir had found a boat. "GUYS I FOUND A BOAT!"

Everyone went ahead and found Ayvuir and his boat.

"We can take this boat instead of walking! It fits eight people and has the weight capacity of about eight people!"

"But there are nine of us!" Exclaimed Jeff.

"Ten if you include Caelus," added XIII.

"You know what this means..." said L3fty coldly. "We either leave Caelus behind and kill one of us... or we take him... and kill TWO of us!"

"Actually I take up as much space and weight the same as -1 people," explained Caelus.

"Oh," replied L3fty.

They all got on the boat and Ayvuir was able to drive it because he was wearing a Stig costume. They travelled deeper into the the tunnel. Suddenly, the water under the boat began to bubble.

"What the s***?!" exclaimed Dante's Alt.

Suddenly, the boat shot up like it was sitting on top of a geyser. The group rocketed upward toward the ceiling. Most of them screamed. The ascent stopped short of the ceiling though and the boat fell back down, splashing back into the water.

"Whoa! That just happened out of nowhere!" Commented Justin.

"Hey... where's Jeff?" Asked XIII.

A steady stream of blood now began to form a puddle on the boat's floor where Jeff had been sitting. Everyone looked up to see the user, attached to something on the ceiling. It was a sharp steel rod that had been sticking down several feet, and Jeff had been impaled through the top of the skull when the boat shot upward.

"Holy horse testicles! Caelus you were right!" Gasped Genesis.

It was then that a random light turned on just up ahead, illuminating what what once a dark junction in the tunnel...

"Look! There's a door with blood smeared on it!" Gasped Maniac, pointing at a pair of sewer rats f***ing over in a corner.

However, there really was a door with blood smeared on it, though it was in the opposite direction of the rats.

"That's a clue! We must enter that door!" Announced Caelus dramatically.

(If anyone of the 8 of you still alive want to PM me with anything you want your characters to do or say, feel free and while I won't promise anything or direct the story in a direction I don't want it to go, I might try to incorporate it in somehow >_>. If not, it's cool. Up to you guys really.)

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JeffreyRaze
04/19/12 6:34:00 PM
#314:


D:

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th3l3fty
04/19/12 6:40:00 PM
#315:


noooooo not my partner!

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XIII_rocks
04/19/12 6:49:00 PM
#316:



"Actually I take up as much space and weight the same as -1 people," explained Caelus.

lmao what

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GenesisSaga
04/19/12 7:19:00 PM
#317:


"Look! There's a door with blood smeared on it!" Gasped Maniac, pointing at a pair of sewer rats f***ing over in a corner.

Oh god, lol!

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ImTheMacheteGuy
04/19/12 9:21:00 PM
#318:


XIII_rocks posted...

"Actually I take up as much space and weight the same as -1 people," explained Caelus.

lmao what


you heard me! "explained" Caelus. It was explained!

>_>

(apparently I did not word it correctly though)

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th3l3fty
04/19/12 9:28:00 PM
#319:


where are the rankings

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muddersmilk
04/20/12 8:58:00 AM
#320:


Darn water ruining my upside down walking.

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ImTheMacheteGuy
04/20/12 5:59:00 PM
#321:


th3l3fty posted...
where are the rankings

since it takes multiple posts at this point, I don't like posting them every chapter. Will do after next one

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ImTheMacheteGuy
04/21/12 12:56:00 PM
#322:


bump

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GenesisSaga
04/22/12 6:12:00 PM
#323:


I sent a pm. :3

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XIII_rocks
04/22/12 6:14:00 PM
#324:


From: GenesisSaga | #323
I sent a pm. :3



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ImTheMacheteGuy
04/23/12 6:10:00 PM
#325:


CHAPTER 34: Spoilers, You'll See This Coming

The remaining participants and Caelus approached the sketchy door. Caelus put his hand on the handle, closed his eyes and gave a deep breath. He was intentionally being dramatic. He opened the door...

Inside, was... darkness, lots and lots of darkness. In fact, it was so dark that no one could see anything.

"So who wants to go first?" Asked Caelus.

"Not me," said Maniac, who was on a computer or mobile device that was connected to the internet. "Right now I'm sending a PM to Caelus because he said we could do that..."

There was a pause.

Caelus frowned and checked his PMs on a laptop that appeared out of nowhere. He read the message he received out loud. "One of us, one of us, gooble gobble, gooble gobble. One of us, one of us, gooble gobble, gooble gobble. Kiddy pool filled with elephant nipples. 8=====D." He frowned again. "Um... okay..." He put the laptop away. (Disclaimer: that's not what Maniac PM'd me, but is consistent with how he wants his character to act >_>)

"Hell f***ing YEAH that's how I want to act!" Agreed Maniac. He flashed several gang signs.

"I'll go first!" Announced Genesis in a brave and determined manner. She removed her shades dramatically. No one had ever noticed her wearing shades before, but no one dared to question her on it. "Going first in dangerous situations like this... is just how I roll!"

The rest of the group parted as Genesis walked from the back of the group up to the door. "After all..." She took a step forward into the darkness. "They don't call me-AAAAAHHHH!" She disappeared mid-quote. Judging by the sounds of a person falling down a really, really long flight of stairs, the others guessed that there was probably a stairway leading down into the darkness and that Genesis had just fallen down it...

"Oh my..." said Justin nervously. "I guess we should tread carefully down this dark staircase..."

They all did, slowly making their way down into the darkness. Maniac was first to reach the bottom, where he bumped into someone or something. "AAAAAHHHH!" He yelled.

"Jesus, dude! Chill! It's just me!" Snapped Genesis.

"I know!" Argued Maniac. "You said people don't call you AAAAAHHHH and I thought you implying that you wanted people to start calling you that, so I was addressing you by your presumed new nickname!"

"No, idiot! I was trying to say 'They don't call me GenesisSwagga for nothin!' but I tripped and fell before I could finish saying it!" Explained Genesis. Though no one could see her, she winced in pain from the tumble. "Ow! I think I sprained an ovary!"

"Hey guys check out this thing I just found!" Announced XIII. The stairway and tunnel were instantly lit up with light.

Everyone gasped in surprise and turned to XIII, who was standing next to a light switch.

"Oh yeah, there's one up at the top too, right next to that door," laughed Caelus, pointing up. "I neglected to mention that earlier."

"Douchebag," said L3fty.

"Wow, look how long this is!" Announced Dante's Alt.

"That's what she said," joked Ayvuir.

"I mean this tunnel!" Added Dante's Alt. "It goes on for a long time! Looks like some sort of catacombs-type place down here..."

"YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!!" Screamed Maniac at a human skull he had picked up. He hurled the skull down the tunnel. It sailed through the air for about thirty feet, then suddenly was cut in two by a random pendulum blade that swung out from the wall.

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ImTheMacheteGuy
04/23/12 6:11:00 PM
#326:


"Oh s***... This place is BOOBY TRAPPED!" Gasped Crimson. "Maniac if you hadn't just randomly done something pointless, we might've walked right into that!" She gave her lover a hug.

"Yeah. This place is VERY booby trapped," chuckled Caelus. "We're all gonna have to totally watch our steps."

"XD!" Laughed Justin. "You guys keep saying 'booby' lol!!"

"You're such a child, dude," Commented Crimson, rolling her eyes.

"I am, always have been and always will be fourteen years old!" Snapped Justin. "This has been explained over and over and you people just don't seem to get it!" He punched the wall in frustration... but when he did, a panel moved inward as mechanical sounds could be heard and powdery dust fell from the spot where the panel once was.

"Am I totally off my rocker here or does this scene remind anyone of Indiana Jones?" Asked Ayvuir. "Not the newest one with the aliens and the crystal head and the scene where he survives an atomic bomb in a fridge and all of those rape scenes... but the GOOD Indiana Joneses... Anyone?"

Suddenly, there was a loud whirring sound and the ancient stone staircase began to move... really f***ing fast. Like that s*** turned into a motherf***ing escalator going at the speed of a chainsaw, son! Someone was caught in it and whisked upward, shredded and smeared and completely obliterated.

The participants backed down the tunnel, wanting to avoid suffering the same fate.

"HOLY S***!" Screamed Justin. "TOTALLY didn't mean to do that?!"

"Who got whacked?" Asked Dante's Alt, frantically looking around the thin corridor to determine who was no longer present.

"Where's Caelus?!" Asked L3fty.

Suddenly, the whirring sound was replaced by sounds like cracking, electrical sparks and any sound associated with machinery getting utterly destroyed. Amidst a bunch of smoke, the escalator-stairs ground to a violent halt.

The words "F***ING COCKDICK SON OF A B****!" could be heard echoing from under the broken stairs. A few seconds later, Caelus emerged from the rubble, glaring at Justin.

"Sorry? >_>," eeped Justin nervously.

"Now I have to go and f***ing fix all of that!" Growled Caelus. He took a deep breath to avoid getting too angry at the clumsy perma-teenager. "You're lucky I can fix it instantly through will alone!" He added, and the deadly staircase was instantly fixed and in perfect condition. He sighed. "Get Valentine out and all will be forgiven >_>."

Justin grinned. (It's an inside joke >_>... well not really joke, more like an inside reference. Seriously though Justin find a way to take her down, bro :))

They all headed down the long, booby (lol) trapped tunnel and no one said anything... because I'm thinking of chapter length and I'm just sort of skipping ahead to the next part where s*** actually happens, so therefore I can't have s*** happening along the way... if that makes any sense >_>.

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XIII_rocks
04/23/12 6:11:00 PM
#327:


ooh

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ImTheMacheteGuy
04/23/12 6:12:00 PM
#328:


The tunnel led to a large, wide open room.

"Let's stop here!" Exclaimed Caelus abruptly. "This looks like a good place to party!" He pulled out nine shot glasses, filled to the brim with an unknown liquor. "EVERYONE TAKE A SHOT!" Everyone grabbed a shot glass. "Okay... not everyone chose to PM me, but some of you did... That being said, I have a few announcements to make... First, XIII, your number was not chosen to die in this chapter, so you're safe from death."

"BRILLIANT!" Exclaimed XIII happily. "CHEERS, MATE!" He gulped down his shot.

"Secondly," continued Caelus as the rest held their shot glasses uneasily. He paused. "Quit staring and take your shots!" Everyone did as they were told.

Suddenly, some crazy psychedelic techno music started blaring and the lights got all crazy. This wasn't just any impromptu party, it was an impromptu rave.

"Secondly," continued Caelus again. "I put acid in all of our shots ^_^"

"F***," said L3fty.

Maniac. "I'm already crazy. My own psychosis and the psychosis caused by LSD will cancel each other out and I will totally be NORMAL! This is AWESOME!"

An our or so later...

"SHELVES, <inoffensive a-ending slang n word>! SHELVES!" Bellowed Caelus, furiously building a bunch of shelves all over the room. "THIS IS WHERE IT'S AT!" He was f***ed up.

"I'M KING OF THE WOOOOOORLD!" Announced a totally nude Maniac, swinging nakedly like Tarzan from a rope attached to the ceiling. A smaller rope was attached to his wang and from that rope swung an equally naked rat, and around that rat's tiny rat wang was a tiny string, from which swung a cockroach.

Crimson was crying inconsolably from the embarrassment of what Maniac was doing (he was clearly wrong about LSD making him act normal, in case anyone was unclear about that).

"AND ACROSS THE LINE!... AND ACROSS THE LINE!... AND ACROSS THE LINE!... AND ACROSS THE LINE!..." Ayvuir had been repeating this phrase non-stop for the last ten minutes.

Genesis and Justin were lost in a conversation with Pterodicktyl, who was not present. They just happened to be sharing a hallucination, which L3fty realized and thought was the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen, and so he watched them from a few feet away, tears running down his face as all words and sense of reality had escaped him.

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ImTheMacheteGuy
04/23/12 6:13:00 PM
#329:


Dante's Alt was dancing with a skeleton that he had found in a crevice somewhere in the area. A second skeleton found with it was now dismantled and various bones from it were duct taped to various parts of Dante's Alt's body. The details of that are up to you and your imagination, readers ^_^.

As f***ed up as everyone was, Justin seemed to be the most normal. He was just sitting there, feeling all grown up and adult-like, despite being fourteen. Drugs affect everyone differently I guess...

"YEEEEAH BOIIIII!" Cheered Caelus at Dante's Alt and the skeleton. "THROW THAT B****-ASS HO UP ON ONE OF THESE SHELVES AND GIVE HER THE SUPERMAN!" He laughed uncontrollably. "YO DJ PUT SOME MOTHERF***ING SOULJA BOY UP IN THIS B****!"

XIII was staring at the wall, which wasn't a wall anymore. The wall had been dismantled and now spiraled into outer space. Bolts of lightning crashed every which way as male unicorns with 3-foot boners rushed blurily across the expanse, neighing in cosmic arousal (I'm drunk and I write what you guys ask me to right >_<). "MOOORRRRRE!" Yelled the participant, his pupils pulsing and swelling, threatening to engulf a small state.

"Next year, I'm gonna do my own taxes," said Justin.

"SOME SAY... I WAS BORN DIRECTLY FROM THE SKULL OF CHUCK NORRIS!" Yelled Ayvuir.

"AAAJSJFR@O#O$R*FJ@$JFLKQWDJGLVQEJW:RGTQKREWJVGAQ#%JHG>L#%J:!%YJ!:L%!!!" Shrieked Maniac.

Suddenly there was a massive explosion as the ceiling was ripped away from the epilepsy-inducing hyper-chromatic rave room.

"RRRRRRAAAAWWWWRRRRRR!" Boomed a being unknown even to minds such as Caelus'. It was some sort of gigantic supergoblin of doom, spawned from the furious consensual rape of the unicorns and the lightning, a demonic force so chaotic that its very presense would be enough to melt the eyeballs of Cthulhu himself into fried egg sandwiches. It's face was made of an entire timeline of planet Earth, with naked humans holding hands serving as scraggly facial hairs, eyes made from parallel dimensions and mouth that spoke only in universal thruths, as its teeth were exactly that (the upper left bicuspid being the meaning of life). Each skin cell on its gargantuan body was the dream of an individual person on the eve of his or her 7th birthday, it's blood was quantum physics in liquid form, it's bones were structurally unstable sub-universes that existed for mere fractions of nanoseconds and its wings were made of a bunch of shelves nailed together.

"YESSSSSSSSSSSSS! SHELLLVVVVVES!!!!!" Wept Caelus, bowing down humbly before the supreme being. "I AM YOURS, MASTER.... COMMAND MEEEEEEEE!" Tears ran from his face like waterfalls...

The next day, no one clearly remembered what happened, but Dante's Alt was dead from cardiac arrest induced by excessive LSD consumption... combined with somehow being weaved into the very fabric of reality. Nobody knew for sure what had happened, not even Caelus... but one thing was for sure... XIII got the rave he had asked for >_>.

Caelus clutched his head. "Man... I don't remember much, but somehow I feel like I had fun writing some really weird s*** and appreciated the prompts given to me by people who chose to give me prompts... and I'd likely say, keep it up! :)... Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going back to bed..." He climbed onto yet another shelf and went back to sleep...

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XIII_rocks
04/23/12 6:14:00 PM
#330:


Fun chapter!

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ImTheMacheteGuy
04/23/12 6:16:00 PM
#331:


I'll post the full death list next time >_>

also XIII you and your ideas... because of how this chapter turned out, I definitely encourage people to continue to PM me. I like where this one went so keep feeling free to PM me :)

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XIII_rocks
04/23/12 6:21:00 PM
#332:


I think I have the best PM suggestions, tbqh

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GenesisSaga
04/23/12 6:53:00 PM
#333:


"After all..." She took a step forward into the darkness. "They don't call me-AAAAAHHHH!" She disappeared mid-quote. Judging by the sounds of a person falling down a really, really long flight of stairs, the others guessed that there was probably a stairway leading down into the darkness and that Genesis had just fallen down it...

"Oh my..." said Justin nervously. "I guess we should tread carefully down this dark staircase..."

They all did, slowly making their way down into the darkness. Maniac was first to reach the bottom, where he bumped into someone or something. "AAAAAHHHH!" He yelled.

"Jesus, dude! Chill! It's just me!" Snapped Genesis.

"I know!" Argued Maniac. "You said people don't call you AAAAAHHHH and I thought you implying that you wanted people to start calling you that, so I was addressing you by your presumed new nickname!"

"No, idiot! I was trying to say 'They don't call me GenesisSwagga for nothin!' but I tripped and fell before I could finish saying it!" Explained Genesis. Though no one could see her, she winced in pain from the tumble. "Ow! I think I sprained an ovary!"


I am disappoint!

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ImTheMacheteGuy
04/23/12 7:16:00 PM
#334:


Oh come on Genny it was funny >_>

and falling down like a hundred flights of stairs with no injuries other than a sprained ovary is badass and swag-worthy!


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cody11533
04/23/12 7:16:00 PM
#335:


Interesting chapter, I especially enjoyed the inside reference.

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ImTheMacheteGuy
04/24/12 7:26:00 PM
#336:


cody11533 posted...
Interesting chapter, I especially enjoyed the inside reference.

:D

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X_Dante_X
04/24/12 7:33:00 PM
#337:


My alt had a good run

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cody11533
04/25/12 6:42:00 PM
#338:


ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
"Get Valentine out and all will be forgiven >_>."

Called it.

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ImTheMacheteGuy
04/26/12 3:29:00 PM
#339:


cody11533 posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
"Get Valentine out and all will be forgiven >_>."

Called it.


I've been calling things a lot lately :)

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XIII_rocks
04/26/12 3:32:00 PM
#340:


OOOOOH YEAAHHH SNAP INTO A SLIMJIM

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muddersmilk
04/27/12 12:48:00 PM
#341:


(Disclaimer: that's not what Maniac PM'd me, but is consistent with how he wants his character to act >_>)

"Hell f***ing YEAH that's how I want to act!" Agreed Maniac. He flashed several gang signs.


^_^

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GenesisSaga
04/28/12 9:09:00 PM
#342:


Yo, yo, yo

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ImTheMacheteGuy
04/29/12 9:16:00 AM
#343:


bad news everyone. My old computer died and I may not be able to get any files off of it...

good news everyone. My laptop is not the old computer that died, so this story isn't affected in any way

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GenesisSaga
04/30/12 8:22:00 PM
#344:


Good to hear

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muddersmilk
05/01/12 12:26:00 PM
#345:


Sorry about your computer.

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WaIker
05/01/12 7:42:00 PM
#346:


The sad part is that next year I will have to do my own taxes.

:(

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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/01/12 7:49:00 PM
#347:


WaIker posted...
The sad part is that next year I will have to do my own taxes.

:(


it was pretty easy for me. I had to call my financial dude over one minor issue I had that was just me not doing it right. Overall it took probably less than an hour. Getting health insurance took MUCH longer

EDIT: also chapter is mostly written. Just have to determine who dies and write that part out, but chapter is mostly written and should be complete and posted within a few days or maybe tomorrow depending on Survivor >_>


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muddersmilk
05/02/12 1:48:00 PM
#348:


WaIker posted...
The sad part is that next year I will have to do my own taxes.

:(


Hopefully they will be simple and you can just do a 1040A or take the standard deduction.

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GenesisSaga
05/03/12 7:59:00 PM
#349:


Damn I started reading only to learn I was reading the old chapter again. Still a neat chapter.

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GenesisSaga
05/05/12 5:07:00 PM
#350:


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