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CHAPTER 37: The Grand Design, Part II

Machete burst into the room, along with a few others.

"TRAITORRRRRR!" Yelled Caelus, pointing his finger at Machete in a Phoenix Wright Objection pose.

"I'M the traitor?! YOU are the one who has been serial killing all of your alts!" Accused Machete.

"What?! No I haven't! I thought YOU were the one doing that!" Argued Caelus.

Machete looked puzzled and turned to a character who appeared to be the boss of the operation that Caelus, his alts and Ulti worked for. "He's lying! Read his mind!"

Caelus panicked. "No, wait, Mr. God! Don't read my mind!"

It was too late, as Caelus' boss, a fellow by the name of Mr. God was already reading Caelus' mind. He soon hmmm'd to himself. "Machete, Caelus is NOT lying. Neither of you is responsible for the killing of the alts. However, you were right about him smuggling his subjects into our world."

(NOTE: This Mr. God is of no relation to the 'Mr. God' character on that one episode of South Park)

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"Uh oh... something isn't right here," said Genesis nervously as a probe-like thing disappeared.

"Yeah I saw that too," agreed L3fty. "It was a probe that looked like too eyeballs next to each other with a large, accusatory finger pointing out from them..."

"I think it looked like a dick and balls," exclaimed Maniac. He was right. It did sort of look like that.

"I think someone far more powerful than Caelus was just reading Caelus' mind... and saw us all in here," said Justin with a gulp.

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"HA!" Snapped Machete. "Why would you do that, Caelus? You know that's against the rules!"

Caelus shrugged casually. "Whatever. I felt like explaining to the lucky winner of this project what this project was all about... before killing him or her. No harm done."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'NO HARM DONE!' YOU BROKE A RULE!" Bellowed Mr. God. "YOU KNOW WE DON'T TOLERATE RULE BREAKING! YOU SUPERVISE LIFE AND DEATH IN A WORLD BELOW OURS AND YOU DO A BAD JOB OF IT ALREADY... AND NOW YOU DEFY OUR RULES?!? YOU SIGNED A CONTRACT!"

"Yeah but that's not my real signature," chuckled Caelus.

"UNBELIEVABLE!" Boomed Mr. God. He reached into Caelus' mind and pulled something out. There was a bright flash as a life was instantly extinguished. One of the participants had been pulled out into the "outside" world and was instantly vaporized/incinerated.

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"ACK!" Gasped Justin. "Where'd L3fty go? He just disappeared!"

"I think that dick probe might have got him!" Stated Maniac. That might have been the most rational thing he's ever said.

"Oh noes!" Cried Genesis. "Welp, it's down to just the three of us, guys..."

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"Damn it! You didn't have go and do THAT!" Growled Caelus.

"HE WOULD HAVE DIED AT THAT EXACT MOMENT ANYWAY! YOU KNOW THAT!" Screamed Mr. God.

"Yeah but you didn't have to reach into my mind... that's like... sexual harassment or whatever," replied Caelus.

"ENOUGH! You will now be PUNISHED for violating a rule!" Yelled Mr. God.

"What? No way, man," said Caelus.

"YES WAY! IT IS THE RULES!" Argued Mr. God. He attempted to punish Caelus but nothing happened. "Hey wait, what's going on?"

"I don't GET punished is what's going on. I don't accept punishment. It doesn't exist to me," explained Caelus.

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Mr. God growled angrily.

"Let me take care of this," said Machete with an evil grin. "It's time to show you that an alt can be even more powerful than a main..." He took a menacing battle stance.

Caelus matched the evil grin and took an equally menacing stance. "May the best account win..."

It was an epic showdown and promised to be an epic battle, both physical and mental, as the two combatants were equal and technically the same person sort of, so both had infinite reality-manipulation abilities. Caelus and Machete were about to show each other and the rest of the world what they were truly capable, being Gods of a mundane reality just as Mr. God was a God of their reality...

Thing is, since they were in their own reality, governed by Mr. God, the "outside world," they only had powers equivalent of normal humans in the reality that Caelus himself governed, so the epic battle was pretty much just a fist fight between two normal dudes...

"OW! F***ING PULLING MY HAIR?! ARE YOU A TEENAGE GIRL?!" Yelled Caelus, swinging his fist back to hit Machete repeatedly on the head.

"SHUT UP!" Snapped Machete. He broke his grip and shoved Caelus forward into the minifridge, which fell from the counter.

"DAMN IT!" Shouted Caelus. He kicked Machete over a chair. "MY BOOZE IS IN THAT FRIDGE!" He checked inside the toppled minifridge to make sure his alcohol was not spilt or damaged.

"ALCOHOL AT WORK?! ANOTHER INFRACTION!" Boomed Mr. God.

"SHUT UP, MR. GOD!" Snapped Caelus.

Machete got up and took another swing at Caelus, catching him in the jaw and sending him sprawling into the terrarium.

The small, white critter began to squeak and squawk with fright as it's home fell and shattered. It scurried for cover into a low cabinet beneath the sink, unnoticed amidst the chaos of the office scuffle.

"NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!" Yelled Machete.

"YOU KNOCKED ME INTO IT, ASS!" Screamed Caelus. He got to his feet and threw a glass at Machete, hitting him square in the forehead.

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"WAAAAAH! MAKE IT STOP!" Screamed Justin as he flew about in Caelus' mind, slamming into strange objects and walls.

As Caelus was thrown around in the fight, the three remaining participants were being thrown around in his head.

"DAMN IT CAELUS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE?!" Yelled Genesis.

"WEEEE! THIS IS WHAT A TORNADO FEELS LIKE IN MY PANTS!" Giggled Maniac, who seemed to be enjoying himself.

Suddenly, Justin was slammed against some sort of column-like object. He hit it with such force that his spine snapped and he was literally wrapped around it, his body now U-shaped. The severing of his spinal cord killed him instantly. His corpse was whisked away.

"Justin!" Cried Genesis. She grabbed onto what appeared to be a model of an alcohol molecule and held on for dear life. "It's just you and me now, Maniac!"

"We should have sexual relations before one or both of us is killed!" Suggested Maniac.

As Genesis rolled her eyes, Maniac was thrown into a small gap in the floor, in which he became lodged and stuck.

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"DIE!" Yelled Machete, picking up a sharp knife that a coworker had used to cut a bagel.

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"NO YOU!" Screamed Caelus, picking up a shard of glass from the broken terrarium.

The two combatants charged one another. There was a piercing sound as they collided, and both looked shocked. They each took a step back.

Machete's knife was sticking into Caelus' chest and it was clearly pretty deep.

On the other hand, Caelus' shard of glass was buried in Machete's abdomen.

"Dude... I think we f***ed up," said Caelus weakly.

"I think you're right," gasped Machete.

"Actually, you are both right and wrong. You did f*** up... in fact you've been f***ing up for a long time now," said Mr. God, now calm, and seemingly villainous. "But this time, you've done exactly as you were supposed to. When one of your alts is killed, its power is divided among the rest of you... like in that Jet Li movie. Alts have no rights, so killing the rest of your alts was not against the rules..."

"It was YOU!" Gasped Caelus.

"Yes yes it was me," replied Mr. God nonchalantly. "However, killing you Caelus WOULD be against the rules, so I orchestrated this scenario where you and Machete would take each other out. You are out of the picture and no longer a thorn in my scrotum and I didn't have to get my hands dirty to do it. Ulti unknowingly helped... he'll be taking over your share of the workload for World 20913: Earth... now that you are gone." He walked over to Machete, who had just collapsed, and stomped on his head to finish him off. "I don't like having loose cannons working for me, Caelus. Our business... is literally life and death..." He turned to Caelus, who had also now collapsed. "You will bleed out within a minute. Any final words?"

Caelus did not respond. He had seemingly retreated into the back of his own mind...

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"HELP ME! GENESIS! HEEEEEELLLPPP!" Cried Maniac. He was still stuck in the floor and the room was now filling up with Caelus' blood.

"I can't! I don't know how to swim!" Called Genesis from her vantage point high above. "In blood, that is! I can swim in water just fine, but blood is a different substance and I don't know how to swim in it because it might have a different density than water or whatever so I can't take the risk of just jumping in!"

"GLUB! BLOOOP! GLOP!" Gurgled Maniac as the blood rose to a level that completely submerged him.

Caelus appeared a short time later, but by then, Maniac had drowned and Genesis was the winner of the million dollar prize and the title of sole survivor... or the winner of this project.

"Caelus!" Gasped Genesis. "I think Maniac drowned! I won! That means I get to live, right?"

Caelus hung his head sadly. "Unfortunately no. I've been tricked and I'm currently dying. You can exist in my world. You'd be vaporized just like L3fty... and I can't get back into your world. When I die, you will die with me..."

"Well that sucks," replied Genesis. "I still have so many questions..."

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Caelus nodded. "Well I can probably answer some of them. First, there are a bunch of different worlds and different planes of existence. The world you know is called World 20913, or Earth. It's on a middle plane, so existentially, your kind are pretty much average beings. My world, which has a number and a name that are both unpronounceable in your language is on an upper-middle plane, so I and all of my kind are infinitely more advanced than you. In fact, we oversee all life and death on all of the middle plane worlds. Some of my coworkers are in charge of entire worlds, but I'm only in charge of like 30-60 people at a time in your world because I drink too much and don't really try hard at my job. The moment that it is someone's 'time' to die, someone in my group that is, I make it happen. That's what these projects are all about. Basically all life and death in the universe is part of a random elimination project. I just like to make mine fun and write about them. It's a hobby I guess..."

Genesis was somewhat confused. While Caelus had answered a few of the questions she hadn't even gotten to ask yet, some of what he was saying sounded more crazy than the usual things he said.

Caelus continued. "So in a way, I'm a sort of grim reaper. I get assigned a group of people and I have to kill them at the precise moment they are scheduled to die, though how I do it is up to me. If you were wondering why your numbers were all inconsistent, it's because everyone in Earth is assigned a number and obviously with only 30-60 people in my group, they won't have consistent numbers. Not really sure why the negatives happened though. I think I was drunk."

Genesis began to tear up. "So everything IS pre-determined? We're not in charge of our own destinies as human beings."

"No, you're not," replied Caelus. "It's all part of Mr. God's grand design. He's my boss, the supervisor of the Life and Death division of the Ministry of Overseeing, 20913 Earth branch. I carry out his will... but I've kinda gotten myself into trouble by defying him lately. He doesn't like me slacking off and drinking at work and bringing my subjects into work in my mind. That was his dick probe you saw earlier."

"So Maniac was right. That WAS a dick probe..." said Genesis. "But what happens now? We're both going to die soon. If God is your boss and he doesn't like you, does that mean we're going to hell?"

Caelus laughed, but his laugh was labored due to having been stabbed in the chest. "Silly Genesis! Christianity is a joke!"

"HEY! That's a horrible thing to say!" Snapped Genesis, suddenly offended.

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Oh SNAP!

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"No! You misunderstand me... I mean it's literally an actual joke!" Insisted Caelus. "When I started this job thousands of Earth years ago, I was in college and Mr. God was only the assistant manager. When he took over, he became a real dick. I've always enjoyed writing and pranks and alcohol... so one time when I was drunk, I started writing a story. I made a character named 'God' after the boss I didn't like and I made him a real vindictive ass, then I wrote a whole world around him with all kinds of zany characters and wacky stories. It was described as a roller coaster of shenanigans and tomfoolery by my roommate who was the editor of the college newspaper. I got it published and then thought it would be HILARIOUS to bring it into Earth and convince all of you humans that my story was actually real and get you to believe everything in it. I called it the 'Bible,' a term from my native language that translates to 'hilarious prank.' I didn't think anyone would believe me, but lots of people did... and now, even with my ability to manipulate everything in every aspect of Earth reality, I STILL can't get everyone to realize it was only a joke. I have many regrets, and that one is at the top of my list... and it's also the reason Mr. God has had so much of a problem with me all these millenia. My drunken prank was detrimental to his grand design. He thought I was trying to undermine him, so he suppressed me by making sure I never got a promotion. He changed company policies so that rules bound what I could and could not do. I started drinking more and more. He sent me too a shrink but I totally seduced her and forged her signature on stuff."

Genesis really had no idea what to think now. Her brain was spinning in her head. "Okay, this is getting WAYYYY too farfetched. Let's just die and get it over with..."

"Okay. If that is your wish, winner of this edition of Random Elimination, I will honor it," said Caelus in the most serious tone of voice he's ever used. He nodded, and the mindscape began to fade...

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Within the hour, the coroner had removed Caelus' and Machete's bodies and police were questioning Mr. God, but ultimately he was not charged with any rule-breaking.

Ulti proudly accepted Caelus' workload and received a promotion, from Death Agent to Senior Death Agent. He continues to thrive.

The small white critter didn't much care for the under-sink cupboard and eventually left the building via a ventilation duct. It was quickly forgotten about since most of the employees paid little to no attention to it. Its current whereabouts are unknown.

Mr. God was scolded by his superiors, from an upper plane of existence, for employing homicidal personnel, but was not reprimanded, as Caelus and Machete's actions were deemed unavoidable, and the result of a singular employee falsifying documents regarding mandatory psychiatric evaluations.

The secret to Caelus' immortality over the course of many Random Eliminations had been revealed, and since he had been killed in his own world in his own plane of existence, he would not be returning this time, and no further projects would occur in his name...

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I never said anything about banging her. Also, I wouldn't bang her. -LusterSoldier (on a fat pageant mom whose daughter chugs Mt. Dew)

Minio had been notified of Machete's death and claimed not to have had any contact with him. She was from another branch of Life and Death in the Ministry of Overseeing, so despite having contact with Machete, she cared little of his fate. As far as she was concerned, he was competition... but something weighed heavily on her mind. She had taken over a job from one known was XIII, who through a whimsical twist of fate had ended up in Caelus' project afterward, because that sort of thing happens more often than you'd think... but there was one character in Caelus' project that never really got a true ending. Caelus was dead. His alts were dead. The winner Genesis had died with Caelus and all other participants were dead... but something just didn't feel right. Minio felt as though she was forgetting something, but could not quite grasp what it was... can YOU grasp what it was?

Minio picked up her phone and dialed a number. She waited for several rings, until a young women finally picked up. Minio listen to the woman' introduction. "Yes, may I speak to Cory Trevor?" (pause) "What? Are you serious?" (pause) "When did it happen?" (long pause) "Well I am awfully sorry to hear that... and yes, I am a friend and I will be attending the wake... Thank you for letting me know..." (pause) "You too, goodbye." She hung up the phone. "S***..."

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FLASHBACK!!!!! TWO MONTHS BEFORE THE PROJECT BEGAN

"Aww, look at this guy! How cute!" Exclaimed Caelus.

"Really? He's been here four months and we can't seem to sell him even at half price since he's an albino," chuckled the pet store employee.

"F*** YOU, <offensive racial slur>!" Squeaked the little albino critter.

"Also, he's a f***ing racist piece of s***," added the pet store employee.

"You know what? I think this little guy would make a GREAT office pet!" Said Caelus cheerfully. "He looks like a pterodactyl and he's a complete dick... so I'll call him Pterodicktyl! Full price, I insist!" He took out his wallet.

"Are you serious?" Asked the annoyed pet store employee. "Are you a f***ing racist too?"

"NO!" Snapped Caelus. He peered at the employee's name tag. "No Cory, I am not racist. In fact, my boss has been eyeing my alts and I think he's got it in for me... This little guy would be a perfect insurance policy..."

Cory rolled his eyes. "If you say so, sir..."

Caelus picked up the tiny creature. "You're a small fry aren't ya? I got this place called Earth. You could be pretty big and badass there and pretty much do whatever you want. Sounds good?"

The mini-dinosaur nodded happily.

"All you gotta do is be a cute little office pet... and if I get killed, you'll be my temporary escape vessel," added Caelus. "If you're willing to do that, I'll let you kill a few Earth people in my project... and after it's over, well, I can make you a star in the Random Elimination world. Do you find my terms... agreeable and/or to your liking?"

"As long as I can be racist, sure!" Replied Pterodicktyl happily.

THE END!

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I never said anything about banging her. Also, I wouldn't bang her. -LusterSoldier (on a fat pageant mom whose daughter chugs Mt. Dew)

FINAL RANKINGS

52th: 57 Whirlybird - Accidentally shot himself in the pelvic region with a shotgun stolen from his stepfather, bled to death.
51th: 30448 MegaWentEvil - Asphyxiation and massive internal bleeding caused be an allergic reaction to Lebron James blood, which he ingested.
45*th: 9459 Catastrophy - The hour-hand of a food clock (a sausage) impaled him in the mouth through the back of the neck.
49rd: 69 Dewott - Turned into an authentic Middle Eastern dude, then devoured by Pterodicktyl, the racist Pterodactyl.
48nd: 9 Ertyu - Took a hard pass of a radioactive football to the chest from former Tennessee Titan Vince Young and exploded.
47st: 2012 Vlado - Dropped into a cauldron of boiling-hot tortellini soup and was scalded/boiled to death. Presumably eaten after cooked.
46th: 33866 RKOsExTha - Buried/Entombed in cement in the depths of Yankee Stadium wearing a David Ortiz Red Sox jersey.
45th: 9999993 Thejp - Suffered from multiple heart attacks and multiple strokes simultaneously, eyeballs and chest literally exploded.
44th: 7476 Todbot - Skull cleaved by Maniac's fire axe when the game suddenly turned from random elimination to battle royale.
43th: 9214 Chrono - Accidentally timehax-exploded by rewinding time to a moment when a concrete building stood in his place.
42th: 4143 Darren - Shot through the heart by a ricocheted bullet from Stan's sniper rifle that would have lodged in the wall that the timehax exploded.
41h: 2713 Tom - Slammed by Voltch's massive gauntlet and sent into a solid metal wall. Bones/organs utterly destroyed.
40th: 121512 SenorHouseMouse - Crucified on an artist canvas then had thirty paintbrushes jammed down his throat, choking him.
39rd: 27085 CheeseCardinal - Poisoned and paralyzed by Crimson's Samuel L. Jackson cheeseburger. Then fell into a pool and drowned.
38nd: 45484 ScareChan - Beaten to death by transgendered person summoned through his own deck of cards by Chronic who was "borrowing" them.
37nd: 170 Smurf - Arm nearly chopped off at the shoulder, then head slammed into slot machine and electrocuted by Maniac.
36st: -809 Pirate - Sliced in half vertically by a gigantic buzzsaw on the ceiling, created via one of XIII's wishes.
35st: -23 SEP - Run-through by Raka's cane sword which first stabbed through SEP's poison, coating the blade. Chest cavity melted from poison.
34th: 12461 Guiga - Jumped off a ship and fell to the sea when he was impaled by a narwhal's horn. Mind-controlled by Dante's Alt.
23th: -67 Dante - Riddled by dozens of bullets from 3KL's "malfunctioning" miniguns, although 3KL was being mind-controlled by Dante's Alt.
32th: 977 Zazi - Spine snapped as he was bent in half by a super-strong Luster who had taken multiple shots of his super-strength Mountain Dew.
31th: 736 Regaro - Opened a wrapped gift from Caelus only to find his own head in it, which was no longer connected to his body.
230th: 52752 Stan - Bitten multiple times and spat at by Lilly the lesbian lizard. Limbs, face and head dissolved by lizard bacteria.
29th: 54157 Fire - Sliced into pieces by razor sharp netting of dead user Regaro's Black Widow net gun after a Survivor vote.

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28th: 2 Luster - Burned/utterly blown up. He was too close to Fire when his flamethrower and fire extinguishers ruptured when he was killed.
37th: 19475 Han - Hit/Run over/Splattered/Smeared by extremely fast car driven by Top Gear's James May, summoned by Stig-Ayvuir.
26th: ¬§¼§ Maplejet - (Numbers are too mainstream for a hipster like him). Tight hipster pants created a blood clot that traveled to his brain.
25th: 76 SmartMuffin - Chest torn open randomly by unseen force and ribcage ripped out, spilling organs onto the floor.
24rd: 3400000 MichaelWClark - Stabbed numerous times by sharp bone fragments from SmartMuffin's ribcage, including in the neck and eyes.
23nd: 10136 Mcflubbin - Stabbed and pumped with pressurized air, completely separating his skin from his muscle tissue.
22st: -4740 Inviso - Mauled and torn asunder by a hot, female, anthropomorphic, furry version of Pterodicktyl.
20th: 611 Commodore - Punched in the face, hit with a baseball bat, shot repeatedly and then run over in a taxi by Robert De Niro.
19.5th: -724 3KL - Soul ripped out by Dante's Ghost, then decapitated by a Brogue Kick. Head ended up killing Justin in the process.
19th: 55555 Strahax - Decapitated head of 3KL struck him and knocked him into a vat of liquid nitrogen, where he was instantly frozen to death.
18th: 31789 Maria - Turned into Alien, then into Predator. Thrown into meat grinder and ground up by Machete, disguised as Chris Hansen.
17th: 68372 Cod - Reverse-time-travelled until he was a fetus in his mother's womb. He was then aborted by Figure.
16th: 88700 Mer - Bisected by bullets shot from a Blackhawk helicopter summoned by Ayvuir and his magical Top Gear Stig suit.
15th: 7154 Voltch - Hit by a bolt of lightning, charred and limbs flew off. Modkilled by guest ref Sir Chris for posting after the day ended.
14th: -1 Chronic - Cleaved and crushed simultaneously by the gigantic halberd atop XIII's firetruck when XIII detached it and pushed it over onto him.
??th: 13 XIII - Hit by a tsunami while atop his firetruck. Was washed off the edge of a 100+ story building along with said firetruck. [REVIVED]
13th: 2471 Ryoko - Shot through the head by Justin. Bullet passed harmlessly through Genesis who was flashing-invulnerable from her Sonic ring.
12th: 5966 Naomi - Skewered through the heart by a large wooden splinter from Ryoko's baseball bat, caused by the same bullet that killed Ryoko.
11th: 678328 Raka - Stabbed through the eye and into the brain by Nio and her magical anime pencil (betrayed by own partner).
109th: 262 Nio - Organs and muscles liquidated by extremely powerful soundwaves created by Jeff's Banana dBag music player on max volume.
9th: 85418 JeffRaze - Impaled from top of skull down into torso on a steel pipe protruding from the ceiling when boat shot upward.
8th: 803 Dante's Alt - Was (and still is) sexy... but then killed in a crazy chapter. Excessive drug use and reality manipulation was involved.
7th: 4216937 Ayvuir - Big, deadly laser shot through the back of his skull and left a big hole in his head. Stig helmet couldn't save him.

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I never said anything about banging her. Also, I wouldn't bang her. -LusterSoldier (on a fat pageant mom whose daughter chugs Mt. Dew)

6th: 13 XIII - Died for real this time. Head inexplicably fell off after a bad joke was made by Machete. No further explanation was given.
5th: 3333 Crimson - Was put into microwave. Cooked/radiated, blood boiled, flesh melted etc. eventually blew up from microwaving.
4th: 92669 L3fty - Extracted from Caelus' mind into the "outside world" (higher plane of existence) and was immediately vaporized/incinerated.
3rd: 81660 Justin - Slammed around in Caelus' mind and eventually slammed into a column, breaking his back and snapping his spinal cord.
2nd: 517167 Maniac - Lodged in a crack in the matter of Caelus' mind, which then began to fill with Caelus' blood. Maniac drowned in said blood.
1st: -865 Genesis - Was in Caelus' mind when he died, so she died too... but Caelus seemingly survived through Pterodicktyl, so did she survive too?

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I never said anything about banging her. Also, I wouldn't bang her. -LusterSoldier (on a fat pageant mom whose daughter chugs Mt. Dew)

*Thunderous Applause*

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MMBN style fighting game made by me in the link below!
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*takes a thunderous bow*

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I never said anything about banging her. Also, I wouldn't bang her. -LusterSoldier (on a fat pageant mom whose daughter chugs Mt. Dew)

*laughs maniacally*

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I never said anything about banging her. Also, I wouldn't bang her. -LusterSoldier (on a fat pageant mom whose daughter chugs Mt. Dew)

I'm just going to ignore and not read the Christianity paragraph.

Great project, a lot of fun.

And man, 2nd place! That is awesome!

*laughs maniacally*
If only this was XIII's project, I would be making $$$!

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(Maniac64 at work)
All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.

Well that was a thing.

Awesome work

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Official Board 8 ~Trendstter~

I'm just going to ignore and not read the Christianity paragraph.

oh come on it isn't that bad. I made it a clever and lighthearted joke, not anti-religion ranting. I kept it much classier than other things I've said about religion in the past.

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I never said anything about banging her. Also, I wouldn't bang her. -LusterSoldier (on a fat pageant mom whose daughter chugs Mt. Dew)

Excellent. Congrats on finishing this.

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The more I know about people, the more I like my dog.