Board 8 > Homestuck General Discussion: step away from your compuner

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(Warning, this topic's discussion will be loaded with spoilers. If you're just starting out with Homestuck, don't go past the first post!)

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Our Heroes:



John Egbert, Pesterchum nickname ectoBiologist. The main character of the story, and lover of terrible movies.



Rose Lalonde, Pesterchum nickname tentacleTherapist. A clever, sarcastic girl with a fascination for the eldritch and occult.



Dave Strider, Pesterchum nickname turntechGodhead. A cool dude among cool dudes and master of beats and rhymes.



Jade Harley, Pesterchum nickname gardenGnostic. A cheerful, optimistic gal with strange hunches and insights, as well as a narcolepsy problem.

Together, these four children embark on a grand adventure. While it has humble beginnings, it soon grows out of control into an epic struggle against mighty, fearsome foes, with several quirky allies joining in along the way. To discover how their story unfolds, follow the link below...


Their Story:

http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6


I'm confused and this looks pretty boring. Why should I read any further?

(Warning for those new to Homestuck, contains some minor spoilers)



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**** YEAH It's Jaspers!

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There never was a post. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and refracted the light from Venus.

We have been ponyblocked.

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BlAcK TuRtLe grabbed the Guru victory, slow but steady.

Wail like an alley cat and blow bubbles in your drink.

THIS IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE.

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that pony is so creepy

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How long did it take for the cat to move it's tail?

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Wait, Mini-Maple Hoof was alive?

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Not very long. The pony will move it's hearty ass before long I think.

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BlAcK TuRtLe grabbed the Guru victory, slow but steady.

Less than an hour.

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Dixx strider calling it now.

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Dixy Strider.

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SomeC - sheer explosives since meeting that crazy hobo.
BlAcK TuRtLe grabbed the Guru victory, slow but steady.

DINO Strider imho.

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Dink Strider

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Dino looks good.

Dian?

Dirk?

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http://ib.skaia.net/post/view/35591

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Let's go Dirk. I will also accept Dill and... *Sigh*... Dick.

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I guessed exactly what was going to happen on the placronym page.

I even said TROLL ME HARD HUSSIE aloud when I loaded it.

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Ditz Strider

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Didi Strider

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Dito Strider

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From: SovietOmega | #017
http://ib.skaia.net/post/view/35591

Gotta be
Reasons why:

XX= female;XY=male

From the comments.

I completely believe this after Hussie said.

The final two chromosomic symbols have been released from their fluffy, twitching prison.

I'm riding this Dixx train.

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So what, Roxy is a man and Dixx is actually a female?

That is my fetish.

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It's ironic.

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It would also go together with Roxy getting TG and Di?? getting TT.

Huh.

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SomeC - sheer explosives since meeting that crazy hobo.
BlAcK TuRtLe grabbed the Guru victory, slow but steady.

Oh man it might actually be Dixx.

That would be... Something.

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Diet Strider(tm)

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It's gonna be Dick, maybe Dirk. All of the names so far have been relatively normal.

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Damn youuu Maplehooooof

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Dirk Strider it is.

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Prince of Heart.

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tv...

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yay dirk

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Who's ready for a WILD CHARACTER SELECT SCREEN?

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I don't think I will ever be ready.

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SomeC - sheer explosives since meeting that crazy hobo.
BlAcK TuRtLe grabbed the Guru victory, slow but steady.

Dirk Strider, and he is in fact the Prince of Heart. I like it.

tumblr box will be open in a bit.

And I don't really know why people thought the one syllable rule was a thing! Seemed like an easy coincidence to me.

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TWO FOR TWO

Anyway, I thought one syllable was a thing until I remembered the trolls. They had varying numbers of syllables.

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Dick was sort of the only other viable solution to the Di__ puzzle.

Woo called that all other choices were out.

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Takfloyd_mkII__ posted...
Diet Strider(tm)

Just one calorie

NOT BRO ENOUGH

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question time

if only i had a tumblr

HA

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Parents told me to pack up s*** to go back to college, and when I come back question time is over. Oops.

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From: Altimadark | #041
Takfloyd_mkII__ posted...
Diet Strider(tm)

Just one calorie

NOT BRO ENOUGH

EDIT: Umm... wow. Did anybody else catch what Dirk is watching? Dirk is kinda weird.

But he's also watching Community so that means he's awesome.

Gilbert Gottfried is now my head-canon for Dirk now. =(

The "BORDERLINE PORNOGRAPHIC" reference in p=006368 just came way too soon after me watching this fan-animated/voiced Homestuck video:



As I've stated in the video comments for that video and on the forums, the irony of the scratched "cool guy" being the Gilbert Gottfried of the Homestuck multiverse just makes too much sense for me to not believe it.

I also can't help but feel like AH watched that video and did that on purpose.

Now I'm even thinking about Bro's "Roof. Now" note in Gilbert Gottfried's voice. oh gog, now i'm picturing gamzee's spoofed note to terezi in that voice... now the "honk. HONK" conversation with Karkat. NOW KARKAT'S VOIC.

Gilbert Gottfried now = head canon for every homestuck character. Homestuck audiobook as voiced by Gilbert Gottfried. This is becoming a thing.

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Hooray for Donald Glover! Made watching through that whole disturbing slideshow worth it.

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Hussie's answers on his tumblr do two things for me.

1. Gamzee as shortest troll at least temporarily (he can age and grow) confirmed canon.
2. SeXy RoSe and RoXy is now a thing even if he never intended it to be so.

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kevwaffles posted...
Hooray for Donald Glover! Made watching through that whole disturbing slideshow worth it.

You mean Geromy?

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