~~~Rules and Regulations~~~ -The rapper listed first goes first. -Each rapper must spit a pair of 12 line verses, alternating Rapper A-Rapper B-Rapper A-Rapper b. -The first rapper has 24 hours from this post to post their first 12 lines. The second rapper then has 24 hours from the first rapper's post to post their own rap. From there another 24 hours for Rapper A, and from there another 24 hours for rapper B. -After the final verse has been posted, there will be a 36 hour voting period. Please bold your votes. -You can’t vote on your own match. -As always, keep the player hatin' to a minimum. -Extensions may be allowed on a discretionary basis. -In case of a tie at the end of the voting period, there will be a tiebreaker round. A new topic will be posted with the 2 raps from each rapper, and each rapper will then be allowed to spit a further 12 line verse, in the same alternating order, followed by another round of voting.
Call me Jack the Ripper, which I hope will underscore What Imma do to this crooked toothed, ugly, British whore. You came here for a battle, but you're leaving in pieces. I'll smite you with these lyrics till your basic babbling ceases. When I step on to the scene, you start to look a little flush. What's wrong, princess? Does someone have a crush? I know that this appearance is a hard one to resist But even if I swung that way, your s*** would be dismissed My swagger is unyielding, and my style is first class. There are more than thirteen ways that I can beat your limey ass. I'm going for glory, and you can't break my stride. Now make your contribution to this assisted suicide.
-- I like how each new topic you make reveals such varied facets of your idiocy. - foolmo [NO BARKLEY NO PEACE]
I don't need a fancy nickname, I'm just Thirteen And at last I'm here on the rap battle scene. I'm a man with goals involving Bellis and Curt You're a speedbump before I leave them in the dirt. After that display I've no reason to think different Are gay jokes all you have? That's kind of inefficient. You're barely a bump, man, I feel sorry for you Cuz when I go for the kill, I do it like La Roux Remember when you came to board 8 chat? Owned you so hard you ain't ever been back. We brits often say "may god save the queen" - hope he saves you, since I'm #winning like Sheen
The intermission's over, now back to reality. Any tiger blood you've got comes from your mother's beastiality. You talk a big game kid, but I'm the one playing with power. Do Ed and Curt need to help complete your fleshy Eiffel Tower? Your lyrics plain hollow, and don't forget who told ya. That trite that you just spit gave me triskaidekaphobia. I don't need validation from a newbie and his goons. And f*** your queen, too, I'm the God Emperor of Tunes. You're reaching for the stars, but your grasping at straws. You exit with a whimper, I get thunderous applause. The end is nearing, friend, and the whole board agrees. But if you hurry home, you might make afternoon tea.
-- I like how each new topic you make reveals such varied facets of your idiocy. - foolmo [NO BARKLEY NO PEACE]
I didn't just take tea, bro, I had some crumpets too An early celebration of my win over you Victory assured cuz you're forever alone Maybe if you didn't have the smarts of a gnome? Your record with women is surely pretty shameful Even a whore turned you down, that must've been painful. Now let's take a moment to quote a Pizza Doctor Krispies don't talk to your ass; no wonder you lost her. Don't even need Emeralds to deal with Bio One spindash and I'll send the yank to Ohio A last piece of advice for my first beaten victim Shave that fuzz off your face, and you might get your dick in.
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Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8
Now let's take a moment to quote a Pizza Doctor Krispies don't talk to your ass; no wonder you lost her. Don't even need Emeralds to deal with Bio One spindash and I'll send the yank to Ohio
Good battle, each rap had its highs and lows. Really liked each, but XIII just pulled out some cool lines. Bio's beastiality thing was top-notch, though.
-- ~Peaf~ "Later that day, I f***ed a panda." - PSO
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http://img.imgcake.com/nio/81edpngej.png edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?