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WhoopsyDaisy 03/05/12 2:11:00 PM #1: |
If I could get this one guy alone I totally would but he's busy studying with these two other people. I see him in the computer lab all the time and he's pinging my gaydar but I can't really ask him in mid-sentence :/
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foolm0ron 03/05/12 2:12:00 PM #2: |
Ask him if he watches Glee
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blindhobo13 03/05/12 2:13:00 PM #3: |
You don't have to be gay to suck a dick.
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paperwarior 03/05/12 2:13:00 PM #4: |
Ask if he has a girlfriend.
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WhoopsyDaisy 03/05/12 2:16:00 PM #5: |
"do you have a girlfriend" is basically universally known code for "are you gay" though
and the problem is that they're talking about CS stuff, which has no human element at all. I'm trying to play the role of the guy who's a semester ahead and being helpful and stuff and get them to like me as a person so maybe idk I'll get to hang out with them (more specifically him) later but I can't transition to "so what is your opinion on dicks" from "let's talk about proof by contradiction" smoothly enough :/ -- senorhousemouse ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sir Cobain 03/05/12 2:17:00 PM #6: |
Ask him what his favorite musical is
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KingButz 03/05/12 2:19:00 PM #7: |
why is it important for you to know that? Are you gay?
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whatisurnameplz 03/05/12 2:19:00 PM #8: |
Ask if he sees the rainbow as a symbol.
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GuessMyUserName 03/05/12 2:19:00 PM #9: |
just quietly put your hand on his crotch
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CherryCokes 03/05/12 2:20:00 PM #10: |
if you can't tell, he's not
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SuorGenoveffa 03/05/12 2:21:00 PM #11: |
Step 1: Musical taste.
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WhoopsyDaisy 03/05/12 2:26:00 PM #12: |
KingButz posted...
why is it important for you to know that? Are you gay? Yeah, I wanna ask him out but there's like this whole process involved in figuring out if you're even not wasting your time :/ CherryCokes posted... if you can't tell, he's not This is not necessarily true. And he seems about as gay as one of my friends who I also was like "hmmmm" until he was all "my boyfriend blah blah blah" and I was like "ok cool" -- senorhousemouse ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GuessMyUserName 03/05/12 2:27:00 PM #13: |
From: GuessMyUserName | Posted: 3/5/2012 5:19:42 PM | #009 -- http://www.gamerhandles.com/sig/GuessMyUserName.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MoogleKupo141 03/05/12 2:38:00 PM #14: |
you guys should just wear labels or nametags or something
it would save you a lot of trouble. -- For your SuperNiceDog. At least Kupo has class and doesn't MESSAGE the people -Dr Pizza ... Copied to Clipboard!
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shadosneko 03/05/12 3:11:00 PM #15: |
put your dong in his butt
it'll be a good time to ask -- http://backloggery.com/shados http://last.fm/user/ShadosNeko ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GuessMyUserName 03/05/12 3:19:00 PM #16: |
suggestively suck on a popsicle
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shadosneko 03/05/12 3:22:00 PM #17: |
Butter the floor, then stand at the end of the hall, naked.
Once he slides towards you, squat down and make sure his face goes near your junk. You will know once this occurs. -- http://backloggery.com/shados http://last.fm/user/ShadosNeko ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Raka_Putra 03/05/12 3:23:00 PM #18: |
Just ask him out.
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WhoopsyDaisy 03/05/12 3:30:00 PM #19: |
I would ask him out if I weren't in class and also if he were a bit more alone and not actively talking with people :(
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Paratroopa1 03/05/12 3:33:00 PM #20: |
One thing I have yet to figure out about being gay is how you're supposed to find other gay people when bringing up the topic of homosexuality is still some sort of weird social taboo. It's a challenge. We need like, some kind of secret gay code.
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WhoopsyDaisy 03/05/12 3:43:00 PM #21: |
Paratroopa1 posted...
One thing I have yet to figure out about being gay is how you're supposed to find other gay people when bringing up the topic of homosexuality is still some sort of weird social taboo. It's a challenge. We need like, some kind of secret gay code. I know, it's frustrating. I like really average-looking guys so I usually just go "hey quick question are you gay" because I probably don't know the answer is yes. -- senorhousemouse ... Copied to Clipboard!
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greengravy294 03/05/12 3:45:00 PM #22: |
Invisible name tags that react to gaydars sounds like a worthy invention to me.
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ShadowHalo17 03/05/12 3:48:00 PM #23: |
Or maybe you should upgrade your gaydar.
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paperwarior 03/05/12 3:50:00 PM #24: |
Always put lots of points into gaydar early on if you're gay.
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foolm0ron 03/05/12 3:51:00 PM #25: |
From: WhoopsyDaisy | #021 why -- _foolmo_ mobile computer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MajinZidane 03/05/12 3:51:00 PM #26: |
i'll broach your subject
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WhoopsyDaisy 03/05/12 3:56:00 PM #27: |
foolm0ron posted...
From: WhoopsyDaisy | #021 I like really average-looking guys why Average as in guy-next-door as opposed to fruitacular. Not as opposed to hot. I meant unspectacularly gay, not 5/10. -- senorhousemouse ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarvelousGerbil 03/05/12 4:01:00 PM #29: |
Tell him he has some dirt under his fingernails and observe how he looks at it.
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Wanglicious 03/05/12 4:03:00 PM #30: |
you can either A) ask, or B) talk about how your dick is a contradiction to women and offer to show him logical proof of such.
-- The King Wang. Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GuessMyUserName 03/05/12 4:08:00 PM #31: |
wait til he goes to the public washrooms, go in with him, then tap your foot under his stall
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JDTAY 03/05/12 4:14:00 PM #32: |
Ask him if he watches My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
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WhoopsyDaisy 03/05/12 4:41:00 PM #33: |
lol he's not
god dammit there are no hot gay cs majors -- senorhousemouse ... Copied to Clipboard!
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foolm0ron 03/05/12 8:14:00 PM #34: |
There are no hot CS females, either. Or females period, actually. My AI class has 4 girls out of 40, programming languages is 1 out of 25.
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rychu_supadude 03/05/12 8:18:00 PM #35: |
There are a decent amount of attractive females in my CS class.
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GuessMyUserName 03/05/12 8:31:00 PM #36: |
in high school one of hottest girls was taking CS
I was completely baffled as to what she was doing there. There was only one other girl but she was what you'd expect from a girl taking CS. -- http://img.imgcake.com/GuessMyUserName/ttizmjpged.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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foolm0ron 03/05/12 8:40:00 PM #37: |
From: rychu_supadude | #035 You must be in 1st/2nd year Wait until later -- _foolmo_ 'and out of the blue and completely unprovoked came foolmo and his insult' - Anagram ... Copied to Clipboard!
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metroid13 03/05/12 8:47:00 PM #38: |
From: Paratroopa1 | #020 It's called dating sites :/ -- http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/7267/chillsloth.gif It's hard work living as a sloth, but he finds time to relax. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Big Bob 03/05/12 8:49:00 PM #39: |
Can't you just use sites like GayGamer? That seems like a safe alternative to gay bars.
-- SuperNiceDog took my lunch money. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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metroid13 03/05/12 8:51:00 PM #40: |
From: Big Bob | #039 PFTTHAHAHA- okay safe is not the word I'd use. Especially for that site. -- http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/7267/chillsloth.gif It's hard work living as a sloth, but he finds time to relax. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Raka_Putra 03/05/12 8:55:00 PM #41: |
I have a great idea. Ask him words that rhyme with canal.
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SmartMuffin 03/05/12 9:02:00 PM #42: |
"do you have a girlfriend" is basically universally known code for "are you gay" though
oh **** everyone I've ever met thinks I'm gay! -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer 03/05/12 9:03:00 PM #43: |
I've found the best strategy is to just go for it and not give a ****
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WhoopsyDaisy 03/05/12 9:44:00 PM #44: |
Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer posted...
I've found the best strategy is to just go for it and not give a **** lol what do you know the only tail you've gotten has been from a girl -- senorhousemouse ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer 03/05/12 9:44:00 PM #45: |
From: WhoopsyDaisy | #044 you are mincing important details -- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luoivzPuLU1qfm1b6o1_500.gif Mer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WhoopsyDaisy 03/05/12 9:50:00 PM #46: |
metroid13 posted...
From: Paratroopa1 | #020 One thing I have yet to figure out about being gay is how you're supposed to find other gay people when bringing up the topic of homosexuality is still some sort of weird social taboo. It's a challenge. We need like, some kind of secret gay code. It's called dating sites :/ I've actually been doing the dating site thing. It's fun but I wanna meet people normally. The problem is that the only gay guys in my classes are not hot (except for this friend of mine who's taken). I'm starting a job soon, but it's a professional job that would probably frown on intra-office romance and I'm far and away the youngest one there anyway. Oh my god I started a girl topic about dudes :( -- senorhousemouse ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Justin_Crossing 03/05/12 9:51:00 PM #47: |
From: Raka_Putra | #041 wait wait what they don't rhyme unless i'm missing the point completely -- ~Acting on Impulse~ Black Turtle still didn't MAJORA'S MASK ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Raka_Putra 03/05/12 10:03:00 PM #48: |
...They don't? Oh English pronunciation, so wacky.
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foolm0ron 03/05/12 10:12:00 PM #49: |
anal - "ay-null"
canal "kuh-nahl" -- _foolmo_ 'It's easy to get yourself in trouble if you start quoting people who don't like you in your signature' - Mods ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MZero11 03/05/12 10:13:00 PM #50: |
I always thought asking a guy if they were gay would be like asking a girl out. If they say no it's awkward as hell to me around them.
I base this on absolutely nothing. Though I feel if one of my friends or someone I see often asked if I was gay it would just be awkward for both of us. And wonder if I give off gay vibes >_> -- MZero, to the extreme case you people gave love a bad name-ertyu ... Copied to Clipboard!
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