Board 8 > It's awkward to broach the subject of "hey are you gay"

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WhoopsyDaisy
03/05/12 2:11:00 PM
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If I could get this one guy alone I totally would but he's busy studying with these two other people. I see him in the computer lab all the time and he's pinging my gaydar but I can't really ask him in mid-sentence :/

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foolm0ron
03/05/12 2:12:00 PM
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Ask him if he watches Glee

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blindhobo13
03/05/12 2:13:00 PM
#3:


You don't have to be gay to suck a dick.

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paperwarior
03/05/12 2:13:00 PM
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Ask if he has a girlfriend.

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WhoopsyDaisy
03/05/12 2:16:00 PM
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"do you have a girlfriend" is basically universally known code for "are you gay" though

and the problem is that they're talking about CS stuff, which has no human element at all. I'm trying to play the role of the guy who's a semester ahead and being helpful and stuff and get them to like me as a person so maybe idk I'll get to hang out with them (more specifically him) later but I can't transition to "so what is your opinion on dicks" from "let's talk about proof by contradiction" smoothly enough :/

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Sir Cobain
03/05/12 2:17:00 PM
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Ask him what his favorite musical is

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KingButz
03/05/12 2:19:00 PM
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why is it important for you to know that? Are you gay?

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whatisurnameplz
03/05/12 2:19:00 PM
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Ask if he sees the rainbow as a symbol.

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GuessMyUserName
03/05/12 2:19:00 PM
#9:


just quietly put your hand on his crotch

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CherryCokes
03/05/12 2:20:00 PM
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if you can't tell, he's not

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SuorGenoveffa
03/05/12 2:21:00 PM
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Step 1: Musical taste.

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WhoopsyDaisy
03/05/12 2:26:00 PM
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KingButz posted...
why is it important for you to know that? Are you gay?

Yeah, I wanna ask him out but there's like this whole process involved in figuring out if you're even not wasting your time :/

CherryCokes posted...
if you can't tell, he's not

This is not necessarily true. And he seems about as gay as one of my friends who I also was like "hmmmm" until he was all "my boyfriend blah blah blah" and I was like "ok cool"

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GuessMyUserName
03/05/12 2:27:00 PM
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From: GuessMyUserName | Posted: 3/5/2012 5:19:42 PM | #009
just quietly put your hand on his crotch



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MoogleKupo141
03/05/12 2:38:00 PM
#14:


you guys should just wear labels or nametags or something


it would save you a lot of trouble.

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shadosneko
03/05/12 3:11:00 PM
#15:


put your dong in his butt

it'll be a good time to ask

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GuessMyUserName
03/05/12 3:19:00 PM
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suggestively suck on a popsicle

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shadosneko
03/05/12 3:22:00 PM
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Butter the floor, then stand at the end of the hall, naked.

Once he slides towards you, squat down and make sure his face goes near your junk.

You will know once this occurs.

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Raka_Putra
03/05/12 3:23:00 PM
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Just ask him out.

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WhoopsyDaisy
03/05/12 3:30:00 PM
#19:


I would ask him out if I weren't in class and also if he were a bit more alone and not actively talking with people :(

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Paratroopa1
03/05/12 3:33:00 PM
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One thing I have yet to figure out about being gay is how you're supposed to find other gay people when bringing up the topic of homosexuality is still some sort of weird social taboo. It's a challenge. We need like, some kind of secret gay code.
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WhoopsyDaisy
03/05/12 3:43:00 PM
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Paratroopa1 posted...
One thing I have yet to figure out about being gay is how you're supposed to find other gay people when bringing up the topic of homosexuality is still some sort of weird social taboo. It's a challenge. We need like, some kind of secret gay code.

I know, it's frustrating. I like really average-looking guys so I usually just go "hey quick question are you gay" because I probably don't know the answer is yes.

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greengravy294
03/05/12 3:45:00 PM
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Invisible name tags that react to gaydars sounds like a worthy invention to me.

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ShadowHalo17
03/05/12 3:48:00 PM
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Or maybe you should upgrade your gaydar.

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paperwarior
03/05/12 3:50:00 PM
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Always put lots of points into gaydar early on if you're gay.

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foolm0ron
03/05/12 3:51:00 PM
#25:


From: WhoopsyDaisy | #021
I like really average-looking guys


why

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MajinZidane
03/05/12 3:51:00 PM
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i'll broach your subject

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WhoopsyDaisy
03/05/12 3:56:00 PM
#27:


foolm0ron posted...
From: WhoopsyDaisy | #021
I like really average-looking guys
why


Average as in guy-next-door as opposed to fruitacular. Not as opposed to hot. I meant unspectacularly gay, not 5/10.

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MarvelousGerbil
03/05/12 4:01:00 PM
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Tell him he has some dirt under his fingernails and observe how he looks at it.

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Wanglicious
03/05/12 4:03:00 PM
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you can either A) ask, or B) talk about how your dick is a contradiction to women and offer to show him logical proof of such.

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GuessMyUserName
03/05/12 4:08:00 PM
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wait til he goes to the public washrooms, go in with him, then tap your foot under his stall

obviously

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JDTAY
03/05/12 4:14:00 PM
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Ask him if he watches My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

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WhoopsyDaisy
03/05/12 4:41:00 PM
#33:


lol he's not

god dammit there are no hot gay cs majors

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foolm0ron
03/05/12 8:14:00 PM
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There are no hot CS females, either. Or females period, actually. My AI class has 4 girls out of 40, programming languages is 1 out of 25.

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rychu_supadude
03/05/12 8:18:00 PM
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There are a decent amount of attractive females in my CS class.

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM IS TAKEN!
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GuessMyUserName
03/05/12 8:31:00 PM
#36:


in high school one of hottest girls was taking CS

I was completely baffled as to what she was doing there. There was only one other girl but she was what you'd expect from a girl taking CS.

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foolm0ron
03/05/12 8:40:00 PM
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From: rychu_supadude | #035
There are a decent amount of attractive females in my CS class.

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM IS TAKEN!


You must be in 1st/2nd year

Wait until later

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metroid13
03/05/12 8:47:00 PM
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From: Paratroopa1 | #020
One thing I have yet to figure out about being gay is how you're supposed to find other gay people when bringing up the topic of homosexuality is still some sort of weird social taboo. It's a challenge. We need like, some kind of secret gay code.


It's called dating sites :/

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Big Bob
03/05/12 8:49:00 PM
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Can't you just use sites like GayGamer? That seems like a safe alternative to gay bars.

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metroid13
03/05/12 8:51:00 PM
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From: Big Bob | #039
Can't you just use sites like GayGamer? That seems like a safe alternative to gay bars.


PFTTHAHAHA- okay safe is not the word I'd use. Especially for that site.

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Raka_Putra
03/05/12 8:55:00 PM
#41:


I have a great idea. Ask him words that rhyme with canal.

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SmartMuffin
03/05/12 9:02:00 PM
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"do you have a girlfriend" is basically universally known code for "are you gay" though

oh **** everyone I've ever met thinks I'm gay!

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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer
03/05/12 9:03:00 PM
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I've found the best strategy is to just go for it and not give a ****

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WhoopsyDaisy
03/05/12 9:44:00 PM
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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer posted...
I've found the best strategy is to just go for it and not give a ****

lol what do you know the only tail you've gotten has been from a girl

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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer
03/05/12 9:44:00 PM
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From: WhoopsyDaisy | #044
lol what do you know the only tail you've gotten has been from a girl


you are mincing important details

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WhoopsyDaisy
03/05/12 9:50:00 PM
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metroid13 posted...
From: Paratroopa1 | #020
One thing I have yet to figure out about being gay is how you're supposed to find other gay people when bringing up the topic of homosexuality is still some sort of weird social taboo. It's a challenge. We need like, some kind of secret gay code.
It's called dating sites :/


I've actually been doing the dating site thing. It's fun but I wanna meet people normally. The problem is that the only gay guys in my classes are not hot (except for this friend of mine who's taken). I'm starting a job soon, but it's a professional job that would probably frown on intra-office romance and I'm far and away the youngest one there anyway.

Oh my god I started a girl topic about dudes :(

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Justin_Crossing
03/05/12 9:51:00 PM
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From: Raka_Putra | #041
I have a great idea. Ask him words that rhyme with canal.


wait

wait what

they don't rhyme

unless i'm missing the point completely

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Raka_Putra
03/05/12 10:03:00 PM
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...They don't? Oh English pronunciation, so wacky.

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foolm0ron
03/05/12 10:12:00 PM
#49:


anal - "ay-null"
canal "kuh-nahl"

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MZero11
03/05/12 10:13:00 PM
#50:


I always thought asking a guy if they were gay would be like asking a girl out. If they say no it's awkward as hell to me around them.

I base this on absolutely nothing. Though I feel if one of my friends or someone I see often asked if I was gay it would just be awkward for both of us. And wonder if I give off gay vibes >_>

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