Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-22: You should post in this topic.

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XIII_rocks
03/24/12 9:03:00 PM
#51:


(yesss)

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03/24/12 9:42:00 PM
#52:


OH MY

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Tom Bombadil
03/24/12 9:51:00 PM
#53:


You made the right choice.

Welcome aboard.

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Haguile
03/25/12 7:58:00 AM
#54:


I feel sorry for whoever has to count the results of that hardcore bear match.
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_Regaro_
03/25/12 8:01:00 AM
#55:


Oh man, it's Cobain

And he's already better than 2/3 of you idiotic wimps.

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eaedwards6400
03/25/12 8:42:00 AM
#56:


From: _Regaro_ | #055
Oh man, it's Cobain

And he's already better than 2/3 of you idiotic wimps.


Especially considering he's on Combat.

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Tom Bombadil
03/25/12 8:52:00 AM
#57:


being on combat DOES make people better I am glad you realize this

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kinged6400
03/25/12 12:17:00 PM
#58:


Oh no I meant he's prolly better than a lot of people on combat haha

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MRNlCEWATCH
03/25/12 12:57:00 PM
#59:


I have no idea who won the boobs punching match and I don't care. My attention is and has always been on the title. It absolutely disgusts me that the title I am having to contend for is the Middleweight one, and the suits in the back should be hanging their hands in shame that they have allowed this to happen. If anything I should have been handed the HEAVYWEIGHT title the second I gave this promotion the gift that is my presence. I am the best in the world at what I do....posting on the internet. I have posted with the greatest users from every era... every generation...and I've done so in a way that has left their internet bodies laying and in ruin.

Regardless of the fact that me competing for a second rate title in anything is a complete mockery of reality, I still plan on winning it. I don't see KCF as a champion, I don't even see him as a user. I see him as a stepping stone for myself as I begin this road to glory. Glory that I deserve. Glory that when I obtain it you people will have no choice but to chant my name and call me what I truly am which is the best poster in the world.

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XIII_rocks
03/25/12 2:03:00 PM
#60:


I have been impressed with Sess (impSessed?) since his return to UCA.

His recent performances have been impressive, too. He's beaten DP and came pretty close with KCF himself not too long ago...I think Sess, with his rejuvinated attitude, would be a great challenger for the MW title.

Next week on Ruin...Sess vs. KCF for the MW title.

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MRNlCEWATCH
03/25/12 2:18:00 PM
#61:


How dare you patronize me with this "rejuvenated attitude" talk. We would never be in this position if it wasn't for your ineptitude as a general manager and your inability to recognize gold when you see it. Ruin is on a treadmill and will continue to go nowhere until I get the respect that I deserve. I post in a topic? Instant 500. I enter a contest? Votals are off the charts. I go into board8chat? It fills to the rim.

And yet I graciously and charitably joined UCA to not just win titles but also to allow some of my shine to glow onto you people. But it's apparent that you looked at it and simply said "No thank you Sess. I am fine with low votals, low contest prestige, and low board attention. I don't want Ruin to become the biggest even on the board, which would certainly happen if we put you in the main event. It's fine the way it is: irrelevant and boring".

Well I'm tired of that noise falling on deaf ears. If you aren't going to hand my the glory that I so truly deserve, then I'm going to take it myself.

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XIII_rocks
03/25/12 2:28:00 PM
#62:


I'm all about the ratings and excitement, Sess. I'm putting all the singles titles I have on the line over the next two weeks!

Ruin is the premier brand on board 8 right now, but I want, I NEED to make it better. KCF's title reign has been good but he's only beaten Ayv, and you in a non-title match...I want my Champions to be the best guys around and to do that he has to beat the best.

Or you can beat him. And become the man.

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_Regaro_
03/25/12 2:29:00 PM
#63:


you can let me kick KCF's ass for the belt.

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XIII_rocks
03/25/12 2:30:00 PM
#64:


From: _Regaro_ | #063
you can let me kick KCF's ass for the belt.


Wrong brand bro.

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KCF0107
03/25/12 2:35:00 PM
#65:


I figured all the enemies that I would have made along the way are those who were low enough to willingly join a stable.

It's unfortunate that you were drafted in the other brand Reg, so it appears that I will try and go 2-0 against sess these past few weeks.

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MRNlCEWATCH
03/25/12 2:40:00 PM
#66:


Well let me just make it clear to you, the middleweight division, and the entire roster that when this match happens I beg of you to turn off your computers. Don't click the UCA topic. I am going to do horrible, violent, evil things to KCF. When when my lead is too big to comeback from and KCF is crying for me to stop, I will just continue his punishment. And once I take his title from him, the one that he worked so hard to get, the one that he put everything on the line for, I'm going to set my sights a little bit higher. The heavyweight division will see what I did to KCF, and they will picture themselves with the same fate. They will refuse to be in matches with me out of fear for what I will do to their accounts and their futures. Ruin will go matchless for weeks on end as the entire locker room cowers in fear and you will have nothing to show for your little ratings game.

Is that what you really want?

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MRNlCEWATCH
03/25/12 2:45:00 PM
#67:


KCF0107 posted...
I figured all the enemies that I would have made along the way are those who were low enough to willingly join a stable.

It's unfortunate that you were drafted in the other brand Reg, so it appears that I will try and go 2-0 against sess these past few weeks.


2 and 0? 2 and 0???

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!

2 and 0...I'll tell you about 2 and 0. I am a former ertyu user contest champion. I am the most dominant user in the history of Save My User Starting With The Letter contests. My BOARDY's have boardy's. And you have the audacity and the temerity to say that you will be 2 and 0 against me?

It's not enough that I have to come out here and have matches with people that are not worthy enough to even clean my keyboard. The fact that you are allowed by this regime to so blatantly disrespect and slander me is just grotesque. And when our match happens, I'm going to remember the words that you just stupidly let out of your mouth. You might be 1 and 0 against me, but I swear to god that one win will be the last victory of your entire user career.

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XIII_rocks
03/25/12 3:07:00 PM
#68:


From: MRNlCEWATCH | #066
Well let me just make it clear to you, the middleweight division, and the entire roster that when this match happens I beg of you to turn off your computers. Don't click the UCA topic. I am going to do horrible, violent, evil things to KCF. When when my lead is too big to comeback from and KCF is crying for me to stop, I will just continue his punishment. And once I take his title from him, the one that he worked so hard to get, the one that he put everything on the line for, I'm going to set my sights a little bit higher. The heavyweight division will see what I did to KCF, and they will picture themselves with the same fate. They will refuse to be in matches with me out of fear for what I will do to their accounts and their futures. Ruin will go matchless for weeks on end as the entire locker room cowers in fear and you will have nothing to show for your little ratings game.

Is that what you really want?


What I'm getting from this is you don't really want the title? Because I'm happy to cancel the match.

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MRNlCEWATCH
03/25/12 3:08:00 PM
#69:


What I am saying is that I should have been handed every single title the second I joined the promotion, but I will settle for doing it the easy way by brutalizing your champions.

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XIII_rocks
03/25/12 3:16:00 PM
#70:


Alright.

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MRNlCEWATCH
03/25/12 3:18:00 PM
#71:


Oh, and before you leave

*i am the gamebreakers XIII*

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XIII_rocks
03/25/12 3:53:00 PM
#72:


AUGH

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Haguile
03/25/12 6:15:00 PM
#73:


ATTENTION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

I have just finished counting the Bear match.

Kamikaze Potato won. He was only eaten eleven times, while XIII was eaten fifteen times.

You're welcome Tom. Now you don't have to count that match.
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Tom Bombadil
03/25/12 6:16:00 PM
#74:


<3

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edwardsdv
03/25/12 6:23:00 PM
#75:


Welcome to the club Cobain.

It fills my heart with joy to see a man such as yourself refuse the easy road. Tom wont baby you and spoonfeed you your accomplishments. But with Tom youll find yourself an unstoppable force built up on legitimate POWER. XIII and his corrupt ways of favoring his cronies and ignoring the hardworking everyman of this company has gone on long enough and I for one am proud to see you have spurned his promises. Too few have had the stones to do that.

Needless to say, I'll be putting in a good word for you upstairs. Not that you'll need it. I expect youll be turning boko into your b**** soon enough all on your own. In the meantime, enjoy your COMPLIMENTARY roomservice, courtesy of the UCA.

See boys and girls, it PAYS to be a good guy in Toms corporation.

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XIII_rocks
03/25/12 7:04:00 PM
#76:


From: Haguile | #073
ATTENTION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
I have just finished counting the Bear match.
Kamikaze Potato won. He was only eaten eleven times, while XIII was eaten fifteen times.
You're welcome Tom. Now you don't have to count that match.


Alright, so I guess I have to apologize now?

OK.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for making UCA relevant and good again.
I'm sorry that I joined UCA in August and by the end of the year I'd turned it into one of the most relevant and talked-about projects on the entire board.
I'm sorry for the "horrible" booking that results in 200-post voting topics and close matches every week.
I'm sorry that if I wanted to I could turn UCA back into the irrelevant mess it was when I joined, but I don't because I love this place and I want it to be good.
I'm sorry, Tom, for actually drafting Heavyweights in the draft. While you spent your time drafting lightweights despite not having a LW division - sorry about that.
I'm sorry, War, for wanting to help create a hot new superstar in eaed. The more, the better, and him beating you in his first match would have been awesome. But yeah you obviously have a divine right to the LW title so I'm sorry for doubting that.
I'm also sorry to War for not wanting to render irrelevant the official result of a PPV that the UCAniverse paid their hard-earned money for. "My bad".
I'm sorry that I'm better than you, eddv. That's just how things are. I understand why you have a chip on your shoulder about it.
I'm sorry that you hit your head, Haguile. You were actually a cool guy! You liked boybands and such! It's a shame you got amnesia and became lame.

I'm also sorry to you. That's right, you. I'm sorry that I've failed. I'm sorry that miscreants like eddv are running around taking up your time. There's only so much I can do as a GM, and while I could easily strip eddv of his title that would be an insult to every future champion. When he loses it it will be a glorious day for this brand, but he has to actually lose it first. I am sorry about that.

I am sorry about Haguile in general; I haven't fired him because I know I can wake him up, turn him back into the powerhouse he once was. It'll happen eventually and you'll get back the Hag you know and love, not this loser.

I'm sorry that Sess is a little over-aggressive. I understand it might offend some viewers; he is not literally going to turn Ruin into a bloodbath. Or at least, I don't think he is going to...

I'm sorry for War. In the end, War is one hell of a competitor. He is a douche, he is full of s***, he is whiny, he is wrong, he is snide, but in the ring he is one of the finest LWs in the world. I can't afford to just let talent like that slip through my fingers, even if I personally don't like him all that much.

So all in all, I'm sorry for my "terrible" booking that is one of the only reasons UCA is still standing today. I'm sorry that some of UCA's competitors wanted to be the big fish in a small pond and I came along to make the pond bigger. I'm just sorry.

What I'm not sorry for is the absolute beating I am going to dish out to KP on Ruin, in revenge for the total horses*** that was that match.

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MRNlCEWATCH
03/25/12 7:06:00 PM
#77:


pipe bomb

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Haguile
03/25/12 8:37:00 PM
#78:


From: XIII_rocks | Posted: 3/25/2012 10:04:43 PM | #076
I am sorry about Haguile in general; I haven't fired him because I know I can wake him up, turn him back into the powerhouse he once was. It'll happen eventually and you'll get back the Hag you know and love, not this loser.


YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH. I'm gonna remain a loser my entire life and goddamn it I'm not gonna let you turn me back into a winner. I'm the anti-Charlie Sheen. I'm every guy who faces John Cena in the main event of anything ever. I'm the sound Ace Venture makes while waving his finger. I will never, ever, win another match. And you can run our mouth all you want, be passive aggressive all you want, because that's what you are.

Aggressive.

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CrimsonOcean
03/25/12 8:40:00 PM
#79:


From: NioraptH | #004
If you punch boobs, we punch nuts...with tables


So glad Nio is on the ball with these things.

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XIII_rocks
03/25/12 8:43:00 PM
#80:


From: Haguile | #078
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH. I'm gonna remain a loser my entire life and goddamn it I'm not gonna let you turn me back into a winner. I'm the anti-Charlie Sheen. I'm every guy who faces John Cena in the main event of anything ever. I'm the sound Ace Venture makes while waving his finger. I will never, ever, win another match. And you can run our mouth all you want, be passive aggressive all you want, because that's what you are.

Aggressive.

And I'm a pacifist. I will not utilize any aggression to deal with you. Because I'm better than that. Can you feel it, XIII? Can you feel me gaining the edge in our little game right now?

THIS. IS. PACIFIST. EDGE!


Funny how aggressive you seem right now with all your CAPS LOCK.

But yeah, you'll win.

At the Purge PPV.

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Haguile
03/25/12 8:54:00 PM
#81:


And who's my opponent?
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XIII_rocks
03/25/12 9:11:00 PM
#82:


Like I'd tell you that right now.

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WarThaNemesis2
03/25/12 9:15:00 PM
#83:


XIII, I want you to look at the results very closely.

Eaed came closest to winning when he was forced to stand alone, when he didn't have the GM protecting him. So while you're busy making fake apologies, you should make one more.

To eaed, for babying someone who, much as I loathe to admit it, is a fine competitor, one who might have even had the blessings of the Divine, had you not intervened.

So thank you, for corrupting him so much that I am the Undisputed Holy Champion of the Lightweight Division.

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XIII_rocks
03/25/12 9:18:00 PM
#84:


Well it's a good job he's getting one more shot at the title at the Purge PPV isn't it!

Though yes, I would apologize to eaed for GROSSLY underestimating his ability. He's as awesome now as I expected him to be in a couple of months.

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WarThaNemesis2
03/25/12 9:24:00 PM
#85:


Yes, I understand, you have one more chance to corrupt him, but Purge will not only be the elimination of the unworthy from the roster, it will be the end of your influence! Eaed mourns over his defeat, thinking that Your Vile Darkness would have led him to the Promised Land, but after I beat him for the fourth time, he'll realize that your way will never lead to the true joy that comes from holding this Symbol of Divinity.

Don't worry, eaed, I'll destroy every piece of XIII at Purge, leaving only you, untainted.

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edwardsdv
03/25/12 9:25:00 PM
#86:


From: XIII_rocks | #076

I'm sorry that I'm better than you, eddv. That's just how things are. I understand why you have a chip on your shoulder about it.

I'm also sorry to you. That's right, you. I'm sorry that I've failed. I'm sorry that miscreants like eddv are running around taking up your time. There's only so much I can do as a GM, and while I could easily strip eddv of his title that would be an insult to every future champion. When he loses it it will be a glorious day for this brand, but he has to actually lose it first. I am sorry about that.


You can take my title, but you can never take my pride and honor from me.

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XIII_rocks
03/25/12 9:29:00 PM
#87:


You might have pride, but you have NO "honor".

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edwardsdv
03/25/12 9:31:00 PM
#88:


Who needs honor when you can buy Honor, the best stripper in the club,'s services indefinitely.

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GTM
03/25/12 10:07:00 PM
#89:


combat

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eaedwards6400
03/26/12 8:43:00 AM
#90:


Is War's character Sephiroth lol

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XIII_rocks
03/26/12 1:04:00 PM
#91:


edwardsdv vs. JONALEON1

Tomorrow night.

There can be only one.


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eaedwards6400
03/26/12 9:39:00 PM
#92:


any eruption results?

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03/26/12 9:44:00 PM
#93:


http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/62333351/695645925

if you trust the one of the guys who voted heavily in the match

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MRNlCEWATCH
03/26/12 9:46:00 PM
#94:


Sweet dreams, KCF. You might wanna sleep with your title tonight one last time. Hold on to it close. Caress it gently. Enjoy the smells and sensations of it while you can. And when you wake up tomorrow, take in and appreciate your final sunrise as champion. Cherish that moment....because you will never experience again.

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MajinZidane
03/27/12 5:38:00 AM
#95:


From: edwardsdv | #075
I expect youll be turning boko into your b**** soon enough all on your own.


=(

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KCF0107
03/27/12 5:44:00 AM
#96:


From: MRNlCEWATCH | #214
Sweet dreams, KCF. You might wanna sleep with your title tonight one last time. Hold on to it close. Caress it gently. Enjoy the smells and sensations of it while you can. And when you wake up tomorrow, take in and appreciate your final sunrise as champion. Cherish that moment....because you will never experience again.


I was already asleep before you posted that, so I'm afraid your remark doesn't count

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XIII_rocks
03/27/12 5:49:00 AM
#97:


You guys realize the title defence isn't until next week right

Because otherwise I'm putting all the titles on the line in one show which I'd rather not do.

You are the main event next week, though!

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MRNlCEWATCH
03/27/12 8:21:00 AM
#98:


XIII_rocks posted...
You guys realize the title defence isn't until next week right

Because otherwise I'm putting all the titles on the line in one show which I'd rather not do.

You are the main event next week, though!


Well you realize that I am illiterate right!

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XIII_rocks
03/27/12 8:41:00 AM
#99:


The Illiterate DESTROYER

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eaedwards6400
03/27/12 10:05:00 AM
#100:


Eruption purged before we got any result besides XIII vs KP...

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