Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-22: You should post in this topic.

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I'm coming for you GTM. Get my belt all ready for me.

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FINALLY!

I AM THE GAME!

HAS COME BACK!

TO U! C! A!

And let it be said. Last Tuesday night. The Internet Brahma Bull. The Eighth Wonder of Board 8. I am the game! Gave it all he had! Gave everything that he had inside of him! But it was not to be! KCF...your middleweight champion! Was just one vote better than me! He beat me in one hell of a match...and for that I tip my hat to him.

But something happened in that match. Something that I want to address. Something that's been bugging I am the game all week! Something that I am the game felt the need to come down here and address! SomeONE that I am the game felt the need to come down here and address. And that person is...Dp!

Dp...when you came down here at Ruin and hit me with the Oblivion Gate that cost me the match...everyone in the topic asked the same thing...why? Why did you feel the need...to ruin! A great match! A great moment! Why did you feel the need to insert yourself into the picture! To cram yourself into the limelight! You made the match of the century about yourself, and because of that I stand here titleless.

Let me just say that if it's the limelight you want I WILL give it to you! If it's a high profile you want I WILL give it to you. IT IT'S I AM THE GAME YOU WANT! WELL I AM THE GAME SAYS JUST BRING IT B**** BECAUSE I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU!

Me and you at the next Ruin...etch it in stone.

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I think that's a match everybody wants to see.

The match is indeed etched in stone...and the winner will face KCF next week, one more time for the MW title!

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If sess wins that, I will need to step up my game even more.

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What you don't realize is that I'm the kinda guy that makes deals. Deals you hear about on Serious Business. Deals you read about in 500 post topics. And me and XIII...hahaha...we came to a little agreement. If I win this match, KCF, Dp will not be allowed to vote in our championship match. That's right. The sole reason that you won won't be there next time.

Have a good night, KCF.

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(the reverse is also true)

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Sole reason that I won? There appears to be 10 reasons why you lost

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indeed

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From: muddersmilk | #201
I'm coming for you GTM. Get my belt all ready for me.

It is ready for you.

*belt shots you in the head*

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DON'T FORGET THE FUTURE IS HERE WITH ME! WAR! ... and Jdizzy ... PREPARE FOR THE FUTURE!

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You all think youre sooo clever.XIII thinks he can hold me down.

But this isnt anything to me. I rise to the occasion. You send three goons at me and they're going to be so busy fighting each other that no one is even going to notice when I walk away with the title. You can't beat me if youre LUCKY one of you will battle me to a draw. This is where I excel, odds stacked against me, everyone certain that theres NO WAY I will win.

Yet on Monday, yours truly, THE UNDERDOG MILLIONAIRE. Will show up stylin', profilin', and STILL THE CHAMP.

So COME AT ME JONA, you lucky dog. Come at me NEE the face of the faceless. The two of you can choke on the grand stage like you always do.

And Extha. Its time for you to come and find out why geriatric old men like yourselves dont get to be champion. Its MY TIME and not yours.

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a lot of talk for people on their death beds

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Three opponents at once! What a challenge! How could I possibly keep track of three opponents at once?

Three people is nothing. I am routinely mobbed at autograph sessions. Twenty arms all waving posters and t-shirts and programs in my face? No problem, I grab them all and sign away. This one's to Timmy, this one is signed for Dave, these posters are all signed for Andrew, and this one I signed and wrote my phone number on? That's going to the lucky lady named Jessica. And that's not the last time I'll be using my pen with her. That's right, I go to some... ahem, "great lengths" to satisfy my fans.

But that's all besides the point! I'm just trying to say that keeping tabs on three people is nothing. I can take on the whole group at once. I don't need to break my promo down for each individual opponent just to make it easier on myself. I don't need to list the ways I match up with each guy separately. I don't need to make personalized callouts to them.

When that match starts, I will rise above the competition. I'm quicker than all of them, I'm smarter than all of them, and I have more crowd support than the lot of them combined. I WILL hit Nee Drops on everybody, and it will be fantastic every time. I will put on a fantastic show, possibly the best the UCA has ever seen. Writers are already prepping their five star ratings before the match even happens just because they know I'm in it. And when it's all over, I will be the UCA champ.

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What's that? Will me winning the title lead the UCA to greatness? No, of course not. That's stupid. Me winning the title will lead the fans to greatness. When I win the title, their win will be even greater than mine.

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From: GTM | #209
It is ready for you.

*belt shots you in the head*

*wakes up*

You'll pay for that!

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*crowd goes wild for Nee*

I believe it is Nee's time.

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Boo Nee sucks! Retire!

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Poor Nee

he may be the fan favourite but it would appear he is not a favourite in the locker room

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*grabs mic moments after interfering in the Tag Team match*

Today's ppv furthermore shows why our management in the UCA is a failure. While I failed to defeat eaed in a 4-way match a while back, I performed better than Midget and sbp. Then I defeated Midget, sbp, and two other guys a few weeks ago. The end result? Tom puts Midget and sbp in a tag team title match last week, while Dp and I get to face the most overrated superstars in UCA history. Then, Tom Bombadil says that the tag title match is already set for Entropy, so instead of XIII and Nick defending the titles against New Team Extha, composed of a team whose members have gone 3-0-1 since I changed my name, he has XIII and Nick defend the titles against...

...himself. And Wigs, of course, which when together make the No Lynch Kru, a team that no one but Tom has cared about for the past couple years, while two guys who have been on a roll as of late are stuck watching. So Tom, I'm laying down a challenge to you for one of two things in the future...

A) Winner of WotR/NLK vs. New Team ExTha for the Tag Team Titles
OR
B) Tom Bombadil vs. ZeroSignal620 for the InterBoardinental Title

Sure, I may not be high up on the rankings to face you Tom, but that didn't stop you from booking yourself and Wigs to get a tag title shot,despite not competing in the tag team division for centuries. This is no longer a request, this is now a demand that you stop discriminating against Team ExTha! We will not be silenced!

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You lay down the the challenge to him? Why not me?

I was planning on giving you a shot on Ruin, but DP is tied up with Sess, so I can't. But if we're still champs, I'll gladly accept your challenge on Eruption.

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THE FRESHEST PPV RESULTS

Boko 18-7 ctes
Boko is still the B8UCA HW Champion
boorrrrrrriiiiiing

Nee (11) def. eddv (8), ExTha (5), and JONA (1)
TheKnightOfNee is the new B8UCA Champion
THE FAN FAVOURITE HAS DONE IT! THE SURVIVING UCA ORIGINAL IS A GRAND SLAM CHAMPION! IT'S THE ERA OF NEE! THE NEERA! THE FANS HERE ARE (rather appropriately) GOING CRAZY!

XIII/Nick 12-12 Tom/Wigs
Whiskey on the Rocks are still B8UCA Tag-Team Champions
PFFT BWAHAHA

War (12) def. eaed (5) and jdizzy (8)
War is still the B8UCA LW Champion
A dominant display here. Impressive.

GTM (9) Maniac (8), sbp (6) and Ed (4)
GTM is still the B8UCA MM Champion
A tough-fought match between these two bitter rivals! sbp and Ed...go out with a whimper, not a bang.

Haguile 15-15 Potter
........son of a b****. I don't know who those guys at the end were but it doesn't matter in a no DQ match. God dammit Haguile.

Football (13) def. Koala (7), Mer (6) and Midget_Fetish (1)
Football dominates this match AND saves himself from the purge. Koala did too and appropriately finishes second.

Cobain def. Rock
Shades of Raze's MitB victory there. Very quick victory and now Cobain has a title shot.

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XIII is cool, give it up

you can't make haguile win

it's impossible

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I CAN MAKE HIM WIN

I'M SURE OF IT

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YES!

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From: RPGlord95 | Posted: 4/8/2012 10:51:29 PM | #223
YES!

try defending against a real tag team next time.

From: XIII_rocks | Posted: 4/8/2012 10:50:58 PM | #222
I CAN MAKE HIM WIN

I'M SURE OF IT

your only hope is to DQ his opponent before the match even begins

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From: XIII_rocks | #220
War (12) def. eaed (5) and jdizzy (8)
War is still the B8UCA LW Champion
A dominant display here. Impressive.

Man... Come in guys! Jdizzy?!

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From: eaedwards6400 | #225
Man... Come in guys!

Thank you. Nice house you got here.

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Yes... This was obviously an opening for discussion!

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Shining Force IV will rise!

YES!

YES!

YES!

MELEE!

MAYHEM!

CHAMPION!

YES!

YES!

YES!

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did we finally lose SBP? :(

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so it seems. :(

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You haven't heard the last from me XIII. You may have my title but I just sent an order to shipping and I think you'll find that your paychecks are just going to disappear from here until you give me a damn rematch.

Hope you like Ramen!

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The one and only Underdog Millionaire and UCA CORPORATE Champion

And when the unholy show their true faces, The Grand Design shall invoke itself, crushing the evils and making the World pure.

*kisses title*

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TRUE B8UCA Lightweight Champion. WORSHIP ME!

XIII_rocks posted...

Haguile 15-15 Potter
........son of a b****. I don't know who those guys at the end were but it doesn't matter in a no DQ match. God dammit Haguile.

YES
YES
YES
0-8!

THE STREAK LIVES ON!

(8 "matches I managed to avoid winning" not "8 matches I lost." I tied two of those.)

Haguile - Master of Stipulations

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well the other way anyways

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Guru Taken Miraculously by SuperNiceDog

For all his talk about how quickly he's moving up in the world, it looks like the RISING STAR of the UCA can't even get up a damn ladder. So you go ahead and keep on rising rock, and when you get to the top, I'll be there, title in hand, ready to smack you back down to the bottom.

But now let's talk about people who are actually competing for UCA gold. I don't know what Tom has planned for me for this title shot, I don't know what I'm challenging for, and I don't know who I'm facing. I do know though that this is gonna be the first big step towards greatness for the Script Flipping, Ad-libbing, #gamechanging, "God Damn He's So Amazing!" future champion of the UCA.

*sir cobain theme*

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*i am the game breaker's Cobain and runs out through the crowd (who is chanting my name)*

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Very impressive Haguile.

I would like to give my congratulations to GTM. It was a great match and once again we put on the match of the night.

That title will be mine though. Oh yes, it will be mine.

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Just a quick note to say that Boko's current reign is officially the longest HW title reign in UCA history. Today is the 80th day of that reign. The previous record was 70, his reign between 20th December 2009 and 28th February 2010. What a great champ!

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Anyway.

From: edwardsdv | #231
You haven't heard the last from me XIII. You may have my title but I just sent an order to shipping and I think you'll find that your paychecks are just going to disappear from here until you give me a damn rematch.

Hope you like Ramen!

eddv, I don't care about the money. I'm not in this job for the money. I'm in this job to make UCA as good as it possibly can be and now that you have lost the title I think we are a step closer to that. The fans love that Nee is the champ. I feel like a dark cloud has moved away from Ruin and now it exists in a sunshine and daisies world.

Now, I say it has "moved away", but it still lingers nearby. Since you've lost the title, I want to eradicate it completely. But I'm fair and just and I recognise that you are a talented individual, so even despite all you insubordination and your disrespect towards me, I am willing to give you one last shot.

What I'm going to do, then, is simple.

TONIGHT ON RUIN....



The main event will be a tag-team match. But it will be so much more than that. It will be...for the UCA TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP. Whiskey on the Rocks vs. Flashgame Heroes, for the gold.

Now you might be wondering, "why is XIII giving his mortal enemy a tag title shot for no reason?"

Well, the answer is simple. If you and JeffreyRaze lose, you are gone from Ruin. That's right - you will be fired from Ruin if you lose to us tonight! I am putting our titles up against your future on this show.

Now, I have not ignored New Team ExTha in all this. I am setting forth right now a guarantee that they will receive a tag-team title match soon. Whether it be on next week's Ruin, Eruption, or at the next PPV. Once this issue is sorted out, they will have the chance that I feel they deserve.

But tonight it's All or Nothing for Flashgame Heroes.

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eddv has been fired so many times that it has lost all meaning

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I'm not firing him from the company! Just from my show.

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I never said otherwise!

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ALSO tonight on Ruin:

Sess seeks revenge on DP for his ~BETRAYAL~ last week! The winner faces KCF for the title!
I continue to try to get Haguile to win!
A tag-team match between RANDOMLY SELECTED COMPETITORS, in preparation for the next PPV: Lethal Lottery!

All this and more on the premier show in Epop entertainment!

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War can't take me one on one. He knows it. I know it. Most importantly the fans know it. I don't even care if it's a title shot I just wanna shut him up.

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I will also be making a promotion-transcending statement.

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no more mr. nice sess....hello mr. nice watch!
somebody call the brinks truck!

jdizzy, the only reason you came so close was because people wanted to turn this title into a joke by giving it to someone who never voted.

But now that you have, you have nothing. Are nothing.

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[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]

Dp, KCF...Extha...see you at #ruin #IATG #teamsessandulti

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somebody call the brinks truck!

damn you sbp

puring like a jerk

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