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XIII_rocks 04/10/12 8:32:00 PM #301: |
*XIII turns to the camera*
So tune in next week on ~TUESDAY NIGHT RUIN~ for: KCF vs. Sess for the MW title - one more time! ExThaNemesis vs. PUN for #1 Contendership to the UCA title! STIPULATION MATCH between eaed's rep and War's rep! All that and much much more! -- XIII_rocks: He's British ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GTM 04/10/12 8:36:00 PM #302: |
sorry, My little pony is on at the same time
-- Boko United - Geriatric Titanium Mustache Guru Taken Miraculously by SuperNiceDog ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom Bombadil 04/10/12 10:41:00 PM #303: |
Rainbow Dash is the best
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GTM 04/10/12 10:43:00 PM #304: |
Derpy Hooves
-- Boko United - Geriatric Titanium Mustache Guru Taken Miraculously by SuperNiceDog ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WarThaNemesis2 04/10/12 10:49:00 PM #305: |
Yet another match with eaed?
I suppose I choose this 'ZeroSignal' fellow. -- http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/zukiraphaera/war-sig-1.png TRUE B8UCA Lightweight Champion. WORSHIP ME! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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XIII_rocks 04/10/12 10:54:00 PM #306: |
From: WarThaNemesis2 | #305 Yet another? This will be THE FINAL CONFRONTATION. -- 'Well said, magic japanese catmonster created by a genetic experiment with powers that far exceed those of his fellow Pokemon. Well said.' - Jon Stewart ... Copied to Clipboard!
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XIII_rocks 04/10/12 10:54:00 PM #307: |
And it will even get A HYPE PACKAGE.
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GTM 04/10/12 11:06:00 PM #308: |
oh just noticed I never got my HYPE PACKAGE with mnk
-- Boko United - Geriatric Titanium Mustache Guru Taken Miraculously by SuperNiceDog ... Copied to Clipboard!
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edwardsdv 04/10/12 11:20:00 PM #309: |
Eddv comes down to the ring joining the cast of Combat, wearing a big COMBAT shirt, accompanied by Vice PResident of Talent relations Maniac 64 and his tag team partner Jeffrey Raze. TOM, I'd justl ike for you to know, I am sorry I couldn't continue to hold down your fort on Ruin. XIII lied cheated and stole, stacking the deck against me until finally I had no choice, was forced to eat a couple of losses. But that's all behind me. Starting TODAY I will start doing the right thing. Now that I have no evil GM to collide with, but instead just the greatest boss in the world to collude with, I will be the PEOPLES CHAMP and Tommy's CORPORATE champ. There is NO REASON I can't be both. Tom, I want you to know I will be your sword to end the forever long reign of the boko. I will do all i can to give these fans a great match and ultimately I will triumph. The people will get what they want!! And what they want, is to see both me and Nee to succeed. Thats why I lost these last two matches. The fans were looking out for me. They WANTED me to get away from such an unfriendly work environment and to come home to friendly turf. That is why from this day forward, I turn my back on Ruin. I will no longer be voting on that man's cards and I honestly do not care what happens over there now. They can all enjoy being under XIII's tyrannical rule for ever and ever for all I care. They clearly don't want my help and I will not give it. So Good riddance inferior brand, this mans a COMBAT man, and there ain't no turning back. So to you XIII, just for funzies, I am still withholding your checks for the next few weeks. because I can. Because, I'm the Underdog Millionaire, and you STILL aren't. Isn't that so sad for you. -- http://img.imgcake.com/nio/81edpngej.png The one and only Underdog Millionaire and UCA CORPORATE Champion ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dr_Football 04/10/12 11:21:00 PM #310: |
No environment will be safe
Soon -- Dr voltchball - best in the world. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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XIII_rocks 04/11/12 12:01:00 AM #311: |
From: edwardsdv | #309 I'm so sorry I can't hear you over all the people chanting perhaps you didn't hear them before. -- http://img.imgcake.com/22763810150194882301443717534644274676943735581nmu.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MRNlCEWATCH 04/11/12 8:01:00 AM #312: |
Next Tuesday....me and KCF will have one final match to decide who truly is the UCA Middleweight Champion. He has beaten me twice, but the first time was a fluke and the second time I was betrayed. This time though....I won't be holding anything back. I won't be holding anything back because the mere fact that we are even having a third match is disgusting and insulting to me.
I invented posting. I invented epop. I invented winning user championships. And yet you people vote for him over me not once but twice? I won't allow that to happen again. There is not a single person here that eats, drinks, or sleeps internet user popularity that I do. I have perfected my craft. I have mastered my art. And I'm not gonna sit here, and let some no name run around here mocking me with this 2-0 talk. I deserve so much more than that. So KCF....prepare yourself. I'm going to take your title and when you wake up in a hospital bed...just know that it was me that sent you there. As for ExThaNemesis...he cowardly avoided my challenge on Ruin, so I will give it to him again. Me and you. Lethal Lottery. The End of an Era....XIII calls himself the "Gold Standard". James, we SET the standard here. He calls himself the "Rare Breed"...ExTha we are a dying breed, the last of the icons. He calls himself the "Record Setter"...well I say we set one final record at Lethal Lottery. And that record is for the best damn match that this board has ever seen. A match that this board has been begging for for years. A match that will end an era of e-pop. And a match.....that I will destroy you in. -- no more mr. nice sess....hello mr. nice watch! somebody call the brinks truck! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KCF0107 04/11/12 8:08:00 AM #313: |
You can't threaten me with hospital visits! I have already spent a year of my life in one!
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MRNlCEWATCH 04/11/12 8:10:00 AM #314: |
Don't tempt me. A typical i am the gamebreaker is off the top rope...that will send you back to your hospital. A super i am the gamebreaker...which is off the titantron...well let's just say the UCA will have an opening after that.
-- no more mr. nice sess....hello mr. nice watch! somebody call the brinks truck! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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muddersmilk 04/11/12 8:21:00 AM #315: |
Dr_Football posted...
I wish I could give myself title shots Well we did try and get you booking XCA. accompanied by Vice PResident of Talent relations Maniac 64 and his tag team partner Jeffrey Raze. Executive Vice President of Talent Realtions. Everybody forgets the Executive... -- (Maniac64 at work) All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Whiskey_Nick 04/11/12 11:09:00 PM #316: |
Boko United is DEAD
LONG LIVE TEAM BRO AND THE HIVEMIND! -- Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Whiskey_Nick 04/11/12 11:10:00 PM #317: |
*WotR hoists Cobain up on their shoulders and parades him around the arena*
-- Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MajinZidane 04/11/12 11:11:00 PM #318: |
wait boko united isn't dead
-- Virtue - "You don't need a reason to Boko United." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Whiskey_Nick 04/11/12 11:11:00 PM #319: |
defeated and therefore gone
-- Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MajinZidane 04/11/12 11:13:00 PM #320: |
we haven't even had a match in a while
-- Virtue - "You don't need a reason to Boko United." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Whiskey_Nick 04/11/12 11:15:00 PM #321: |
cut the head off and the body dies
-- Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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edwardsdv 04/11/12 11:15:00 PM #322: |
COMBAT RESULTS
Boko- 10 Cobain- 11 WINNER.....AND NEW HW CHAMPION SIIIIIIIIR COBAIN!!! Team Corporate (Eddv and Maniac)-10 Whiskey on the Rocks (Whiskey Nick and XIII_Rocks)-9 WINNNER....................AND NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS team CORPORATE....EDDV and MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANIAC. Tom Bombadil-4 Regaro Uekiera-14 What happened here boss? Oh yeah and Reg is the NEW IB CHAMP, congrats. GTM/Chronic- 12 Chris/ertyu- 4 GTM retains and makes it look easy. New Lethal Lottery champ? Rock-7 JC-3 ctes-7 TIE ngirl-9 Koala-9 A tie game in which neither participant showed up. -- http://img.imgcake.com/nio/81edpngej.png The one and only Underdog Millionaire and UCA CORPORATE Champion ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dr_Football 04/11/12 11:18:00 PM #323: |
We live in a world where our "GM"s each hold a title.
And no one dares to speak up about this grave conflict of interest. You know who would have been a multi-time champion if he competed? Jakyl Yet he knew what was right and stood out of the squared circle, unless the very fabric of UCA was at stake. Think about what you see, week after week, and maybe, eventually, you will see the cancer that grips UCA by its throat. This message was paid for by the XFL -- Dr voltchball - best in the world. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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edwardsdv 04/11/12 11:20:00 PM #324: |
Actually, they both just LOST their titles dude./
But I agree, the GMs should be as hands off as possible and i think Toms embarassing loss here tonight should be the beginning of a nice and well earned retirement from active competition. -- http://img.imgcake.com/nio/81edpngej.png The one and only Underdog Millionaire and UCA CORPORATE Champion ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dr_Football 04/11/12 11:20:00 PM #325: |
also look at the man payed off by our "esteemed" leader
rigs the results to look like he won a title, "conveniently" after he lost his old one -- Dr voltchball - best in the world. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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XIII_rocks 04/11/12 11:21:00 PM #326: |
PANICKED RESULTS
Boko 11-12 Cobain SIR COBAIN IS THE NEW B8UCA HW CHAMPION All those hype packages and vignettes were worth it! The reign of Boko is over! THE RISING STAR HAS RISEN FASTER THAN ANYONE COULD HAVE IMAGINED! XIII/Nick 11-10 eddv/Maniac Whiskey on the Rocks are still B8UCA Tag-Team Champions Oh yessss. Tom 6-15 Reg Reg is the new B8UCA Interboardinental Champion lmao Tom GTM/Chronic 16-5 Chris/ertyu GTM is still B8UCA MELEE MAYHEM Champion Drawing ertyu was pretty rough Rock (9) def. ctes (7) and JC (3) JC is still the Alec Soaring Eagle, I think? I don't even Koala 11-9 ngirl ngirl is the new jester bad times. -- http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/xiiioneshieldpngys.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GTM 04/11/12 11:23:00 PM #327: |
There is a possibility jakyl beat me for the Melee Mayhem belt on the April Fools show
-- Boko United - Geriatric Titanium Mustache Guru Taken Miraculously by SuperNiceDog ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MajinZidane 04/11/12 11:23:00 PM #328: |
=(
-- Virtue - "You don't need a reason to Boko United." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dr_Football 04/11/12 11:24:00 PM #329: |
WotR
XIII,sess,cobain,ctes,crimson,Zero,Whiskey,JC,Luster,Dp,wc eddv and Maniac eddv,GTM,Nee,Wigs,Reg,maniac,KCF,eaed,numbers,Football -- Dr voltchball - best in the world. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Whiskey_Nick 04/11/12 11:24:00 PM #330: |
THE MOST DOMINANT TAG TEAM OF ALL TIME!!!!!
-- Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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edwardsdv 04/11/12 11:25:00 PM #331: |
I actually talleid votes after footballs, thinking "no way anyone else votes now with less than a minute left"
-- http://img.imgcake.com/nio/81edpngej.png The one and only Underdog Millionaire and UCA CORPORATE Champion ... Copied to Clipboard!
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edwardsdv 04/11/12 11:26:00 PM #332: |
From: Whiskey_Nick | #330 oh shut up, these are LUCKY wins. whens the last time crimson, Luster, DP, and WC all voted at the same time. I call shenanigans. Those titles belong to us! -- http://img.imgcake.com/nio/81edpngej.png The one and only Underdog Millionaire and UCA CORPORATE Champion ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GTM 04/11/12 11:31:00 PM #333: |
From: edwardsdv | #332 I agree. Remove those 4 votes and give Boko his win. -- Boko United - Geriatric Titanium Mustache Guru Taken Miraculously by SuperNiceDog ... Copied to Clipboard!
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edwardsdv 04/11/12 11:38:00 PM #334: |
From: GTM | #333 I smell a conspiracy. -- http://img.imgcake.com/nio/81edpngej.png The one and only Underdog Millionaire and UCA CORPORATE Champion ... Copied to Clipboard!
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XIII_rocks 04/12/12 12:13:00 AM #335: |
*sips special, WotR-branded single-malt in his office, while stroking title*
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_Regaro_ 04/12/12 11:22:00 AM #336: |
So, Tombolo
The Jericho to your HHH? Really? Maybe the Attitude Era to your Modern Era. -- http://img.imgcake.com/RegaroUlquiorrapngse.png http://img.imgcake.com/regthatchertabletpngyd.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom Bombadil 04/12/12 1:36:00 PM #337: |
oh no now I am 284-1 against you
-- ~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq. If you can read this, I'm probably posting from my phone or something! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Regaro_ 04/12/12 1:37:00 PM #338: |
man you are doing the exact same thing IATG laughed at me for.
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Tom Bombadil 04/12/12 1:38:00 PM #339: |
am I
I don't pay attention to jobber feuds -- ~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq. If you can read this, I'm probably posting from my phone or something! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Regaro_ 04/12/12 1:39:00 PM #340: |
you are
also if I'm a jobber what does that make the guy who just lost to a jobber yamcha? -- http://img.imgcake.com/RegaroUlquiorrapngse.png http://img.imgcake.com/regthatchertabletpngyd.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom Bombadil 04/12/12 2:01:00 PM #341: |
did you know that HHH has lost to JR, Shelton Benjamin, and the Brooklyn Brawler
what a yamcha -- ~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq. If you can read this, I'm probably posting from my phone or something! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dr_Football 04/12/12 2:06:00 PM #342: |
poor Shelton
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Tom Bombadil 04/12/12 2:10:00 PM #343: |
it probably says something about his career that I didn't remember until after the post that he was not just a jobber
-- ~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq. If you can read this, I'm probably posting from my phone or something! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sir Cobain 04/12/12 2:50:00 PM #344: |
*ahem*
Standing here in this ring tonight, I can't help but think about the time before I came to the UCA, specifically the period right before my historic debut on 3.15.12. A time of cryptic videos, counting down to the upcoming arrival of a mysterious new superstar. I'm not here to talk about the videos themselves, though. I'm here to talk about the people who watched those videos, and scoffed at them. "Oh, this again." "When has anything ever come out of these?" "Didn't we see these last September." And here in this ring, a mere 18 days after my debut.... *Holds up UCA Heavyweight Championship Title Belt* ...what the hell do you have to say now? I told you all that I was going to be a big deal. In just four matches, I have gone from the bottom to the top. I have ended the longest Heavyweight title reign in the history of the UCA. People lately have been talking about matches they've won in the past and why it makes them so great. Well, last night I won a match for this piece of gold that says to everyone that I am the best user in the entire world. I am the Script Flipping, Ad-Libbing, Game Changing "GOD DAMN HE'S SO AMAZING!" Heavyweight Champion of the World. And I can no longer be ignored. -- i consider myself a very positive influence on the youths of my community http://sonicgenerationart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/slider15.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MRNlCEWATCH 04/12/12 2:53:00 PM #345: |
I would like to personally congratulate Sir Cobain after his masterful performance at Combat last night. Many people are calling it a shocking upset but I saw it coming all along. He is truly the present and the future of the UCA, and I can only hope that one day I will be appreciated for seeing the greatness in him when no one else did.
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XIII_rocks 04/12/12 2:54:00 PM #346: |
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GTM 04/12/12 5:51:00 PM #347: |
_Regaro_ posted...
you are also if I'm a jobber what does that make the guy who just lost to a jobber yamcha? The Rock has jobbed to the Hurricane! -- Boko United - Geriatric Titanium Mustache Guru Taken Miraculously by SuperNiceDog ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GTM 04/12/12 5:51:00 PM #348: |
there is a possibility that I quoted the wrong post
oh well -- Boko United - Geriatric Titanium Mustache Guru Taken Miraculously by SuperNiceDog ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheRock1525 04/12/12 5:52:00 PM #349: |
The Rock doesn't job! The Rock was distracted!
-- TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man. "You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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XIII_rocks 04/12/12 6:01:00 PM #350: |
Yes! Yes! Yes! World! GM! Champion! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
I just recruited another HOT NEW TALENT for Ruin! He should be arriving in the coming days! http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/566504-captain-america-and-the-doom-tube/62526465 -- "I trolled all of you." - Chris Jericho ... Copied to Clipboard!
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