Poll of the Day > Dang guys I had an argument with the doughnut lady

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PurpIePerson
06/23/17 1:25:29 PM
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so i was craving a doughnut so I walked to this bakers a few blocks away and they only speak spanish which is fine because I'm pretty decent at spanish and I was really craving a chocolate doughnut with some peanut on it so I was like "dame una de chocolate con nueces" which is "hey I'll have a chocolate with nuts" (or so I thought!), and the doughnut lady was like ""No tenemos neuces" which is "sorry bro we don't have those" and then I was like "dudebro, yes you do" and so I pointed out the doughnuts and I was like "they're right there!" and she was like "no they're not!" and I was like "then what are thooooose" and she was like "esos son cacahuetes!" which means "those are peanuts you doofus!" and then I remembered that I was using the wrong word, and I had been asking her for a doughnut with pecans, not with peanuts.

So then I gave her 75 cents and went on my way and now I'm back home
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EclairReturns
06/23/17 1:34:07 PM
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It's amazing how you wrote only two sentences.
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wolfy42
06/23/17 1:35:57 PM
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I think she wanted you. You should go back and show her your cacahuetes!!
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Smarkil
06/23/17 1:36:32 PM
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gv0yY
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Jen0125
06/23/17 1:37:37 PM
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Smarkil posted...
gv0yY


lmao
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Golden Road
06/23/17 1:51:32 PM
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Why would you argue with the doughnut lady? They're always right.
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wolfy42
06/23/17 1:52:03 PM
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Golden Road posted...
Why would you argue with the doughnut lady? They're always right.



Even if they're not....they have the doughnuts.......they win.
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SunWuKung420
06/23/17 2:07:04 PM
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You should have gotten the maple bacon doughnut instead.
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PurpIePerson
06/23/17 2:42:54 PM
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Sounds gross
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RCtheWSBC
06/23/17 2:44:15 PM
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PurpIePerson posted...
Sounds gross

Don't knock it til you've tried it
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SunWuKung420
06/23/17 2:53:51 PM
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The maple bacon donut is god tier pastry man.
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wolfy42
06/23/17 3:13:43 PM
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If I ever had amaple bacon donut, I would probably die right there. It sounds utterly divine. God tier is right. Ambrosia mf.
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Super_Thug44
06/23/17 5:55:43 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
The maple bacon donut is god tier pastry man.


dude those have so much sugar why are you eating those
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SunWuKung420
06/23/17 5:57:46 PM
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Super_Thug44 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
The maple bacon donut is god tier pastry man.


dude those have so much sugar why are you eating those


I haven't had one in over a year but they are awesome. Plus I get them from whole foods so they are healthy.
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Super_Thug44
06/23/17 6:08:36 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Plus I get them from whole foods so they are healthy


LOL what in the world
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OhhhJa
06/23/17 6:09:53 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Super_Thug44 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
The maple bacon donut is god tier pastry man.


dude those have so much sugar why are you eating those


I haven't had one in over a year but they are awesome. Plus I get them from whole foods so they are healthy.

Lol you don't actuslly believe that do you? But yeah they are delicious. I have a donut shop near me that has then
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SunWuKung420
06/23/17 6:13:21 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Super_Thug44 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
The maple bacon donut is god tier pastry man.


dude those have so much sugar why are you eating those


I haven't had one in over a year but they are awesome. Plus I get them from whole foods so they are healthy.

Lol you don't actuslly believe that do you? But yeah they are delicious. I have a donut shop near me that has then


Well, it's the healthiest donut you'll find not that it's actually healthy. That was joke. Keep up.
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OhhhJa
06/23/17 6:15:36 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
OhhhJa posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Super_Thug44 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
The maple bacon donut is god tier pastry man.


dude those have so much sugar why are you eating those


I haven't had one in over a year but they are awesome. Plus I get them from whole foods so they are healthy.

Lol you don't actuslly believe that do you? But yeah they are delicious. I have a donut shop near me that has then


Well, it's the healthiest donut you'll find not that it's actually healthy. That was joke. Keep up.

I wouldn't honestly be surprised if a whole foods shopper believed that
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Doctor Foxx
06/23/17 6:16:21 PM
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You were arguing about deez nuts when really you wanted doze nuts after all
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PurpIePerson
06/23/17 7:37:18 PM
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Yo I had a bad feeling about this literally all day so I pulled out a dictionary and it turns out nueces CAN mean "nuts" like a general term and peanuts can be referred to as neuces even though they are technically cacahuates and the technical word for pecan is pacana which I've never heard but they didn't even have pacana doughnuts so it didn't even matter.


Never going there again.
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RCtheWSBC
06/23/17 7:45:16 PM
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Lol, over a translation? Was the product good?
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slacker03150
06/23/17 7:45:21 PM
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Why not just make your own doughnuts?
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PurpIePerson
06/23/17 7:48:47 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
Lol, over a translation? Was the product good?

It was a solid pastry, yeah. I probably would go there again, if I'm being honest. I'm just not a fan of things that are sweet. That's probably the first sweet desert type of thing I've had since my birthday last December.

slacker03150 posted...
Why not just make your own doughnuts?

Because I just wanted one and it was less than a dollar :b

Which ended up being its own issue since I had two spend at least 3 dollars to use my debit card and I didn't have cash so I ended up buying a gordita, too.
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Golden Road
06/23/17 8:44:00 PM
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slacker03150 posted...
Why not just make your own doughnuts?

It's not very practical to make a single doughnut from scratch.
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