Board 8 > B8UCA Present Tuesday Night RUIN ft KotB Semis/Re: Job Squad/The Chase Continues

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(THERE WILL BE AN EASY VOTE FORM IN EITHER THIS OR THE NEXT POST)

REGULAR RULES:
1. No rallying/cheating/alts/etc
2. Matches last 24 hours
3. User with the most votes wins.
4. In any multi-person match, ONLY VOTE FOR ONE PERSON.
5. You may not change or delete and repost your vote!
6. Have fun!
7. YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOURSELF!
8. Newcomers are welcome!
9. “Abstain” is binding! If you want to vote later, don’t list anything or say you’re waiting.
Current main topic:
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75384750
UCA Master File:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gnuLaP8bOlDXKbs3Y1Y-8kbLkinD-CSr1K7aKfrQKqo/edit?hl=en&pli=1#

MAIN EVENT

King of the Board Rolls on: Tom Bombadil vs Luster_Soldier
Luster has been a surprise throughout the tournament. However, Tom_Bombadil has been a consistent force. Will he become the new King and bring the Crown back to the Kingdom?

The Chase Continues StifledSilence vs DPObliVion vs Broken Raven vs TheSultanOfSlam vs Maniac64


Stifled - 10
DP - 7
Raven - 7
Sultan - 5
Maniac – 4

These are the vote totals the elimination chase. Stifled is currently in the lead. Will the status quo remain? In these last two rounds, the last two places will be eliminated.

Voting rules change: Vote 1 person every hour, do not vote the same person twice in a row.

Undercard

There’s a new Job Squad in town ”King” Apollo_Phoenix vs Boko/Stevie3V/ImTheMacheteGuy
A few weeks ago, I mandated Apollo to therapy. He did not go and then he decided to rampage throughout our backstage area.

Years ago, I brought together a group of UCA Superstars who were down on their luck to form a group called: The Job Squad. They had some success. Will Boko, Stevie, and Machete turn things are as the new Job Squad?

Random Bedfellows emeraldEgg/???? vs Strife2/????
In the past, I have also had fun with random bedfellows matches. With their Semifinal match coming on Tombat, EmeraldEgg and Strife will face off in a random bedfellows tag team match. Their partners will be revealed in the vote form.

Tag Team Turmoil!! The Dynasty (eddv and JEdwards) vs Empire of Silence (Shad/Stifled) vs Boko United (Boko/GTM) vs iHateThisCPU and Solio
The four teams will compete in 1v1 matches. Those matches will end in 6 hour intervals. When the first 8 hours end, the team with the most votes stays and they face the next team.

Example: If “Team 1” has 2 votes and “Team 2” has 1 after 6 hours then “Team 1” will face “Team 3.” If “Team 1” and “Team 3” tie after 6 hours then they will both face “Team 4.” Whoever has the most votes in that last 8 hour period will win the match. Template will be in the vote form.

The SSW is back! davidponte vs Zylo/Masked Muscle/Piston Honda
david is going to keep taking on the SSW and nothing is going to stop him! Will this combination of SSW stars be able to take down our UCA champion?!

The Lightweights Clash!
We need a number on contender for Wig’s LW Championship. Tonight all of the UCA’s LWs, besides Luster, will be fighting for a chance at Wigs at the King of the Board PPV. One small caveat, the person with the least amount of votes will become the new Jester. If there is a tie there will be a match for the new jester between the people tied.
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UCA DURING RAW VOTE FORM
Tom vs Luster
Apollo vs Boko/Stevie/Machete
EmeraldEgg/Eddv vs Strife2/XIII
Davidponte vs Zylo/Masked_Muscle/Piston_Honda

Gimmick Matches:
Vote Once Per Hour Never the same person twice in a row:
Stifled
DP
Raven
Sultan
Maniac

Vote once in each match:
First 8 Hours: eddv/JEdwards vs Empire of Silence
2nd 8 Hours: Winner of 1st 8 hours vs iHateThisCPU/Solio
3rd 8 Hours: Winner of 2nd 8 hours vs Boko United

Parking Lot Brawl Topic: https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75504517
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how is voting in my match possible
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Apollo
Strife2/XIII
Zylo/Masked_Muscle/Piston_Honda

Gimmick Matches:
Vote Once Per Hour Never the same person twice in a row:
Maniac

Vote once in each match:
First 8 Hours: eddv/JEdwards
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I don't know what you're talking about!
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nobody ever does
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@davidponte
@TheSultanOfSlam
@Apollo_Phoenix
@StifledSilence
@ZeroSignal620
@DpObliVion
@muddersmilk
@Strife2
@Eddv
@XIII_rocks
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@Emeraldegg
@IhatethisCPU
@WiggumFan267
@greengravy294
@MajinZidane
@LusterSoldier
@Solioxrz362
@Stevie3V
@Tom_Bombadil
@Shaduln
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@GTM
@ImTheMacheteGuy
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It wouldn't be a proper episode of RUIN if it didn't involve the Undisputed Champion taking on a bundle of SSW talent, or not, because I don't think anyone other than CPU really knows who the company actually employs.

Regardless, once again, a potential small victory for the UCA is the B-story here today. CPU and I have exchanged pleasantries for what seems like months at this point, both in official and unofficial capacities, and, frankly, it's getting a bit tiring having two opposing views constantly butt heads, with no resolution in sight.

So I'll make an attempt to get to the point here.

I'd say the sides are clear here, but they aren't. I'd then probably say that the motives are apparent, but they aren't really either, are they? Regardless, what we do know is that, for the most part, CPU and I are on opposite sides of the coin when it comes to which federation we truly believe in. We can attempt to parse CPU's true allegiances and intentions, but then he and I would just continue to argue amongst ourselves with no end in sight.

Getting back to that point I promised I'd attempt to make: Whatever you're doing, and whatever your intentions, we can all clearly see it isn't working. So then the question on all of our minds becomes: Why?

See, from what I gather here, CPU does want us to succeed. There may also be some miscommunication going on with him and the SSW higher-ups, but that's likely a whole other can of worms. The thing is, though, is this SSW thing is both not helping us "grow" as well as providing a thorn into some of our sides. Not only do we not like SSW, but whatever they're supposed to be doing is not working, so, again, why?

Why are they still here? Why do they continue to make an effort when they're clearly facing resistance? Why do they continue to show up when the numbers continue to stagnate?

I'd say I'm looking for answers here, but I think we're past the point of trying to explain it all. What I'm really looking for is the right words to say:

Get out.
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let's have a great night everyone, we can do it
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UCA DURING RAW VOTE FORM
Tom
Apollo
Strife2/XIII
Davidponte

Gimmick Matches:
Vote Once Per Hour Never the same person twice in a row:
Stifled
Sultan

Vote once in each match:
First 8 Hours: Empire of Silence

*Hauls coffin full of taybles to ringside. Strife enters the ring awaiting his partner. As XIII's music hits, Strife laughs and mouths to the camera*

Had to happen at least once.
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You want my family to get out you say?

Gladly. But Oi'm leaving with them.

*Grabs his bag, sling it over his shoulder.*

Oi don't want this fucking company to succeed. Oi want it dead, or, barring that, a good fucking reason to leave. And you just gave me one, ponte.

And, on that note, t's not working because none of you are pitching in on your end. Oi've not seen a single one of you advertising outside of this topic, and, again, you're not doing anything other than lobbying to put yourselves over.

This is my last noight here and...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlclUwqDo3s

Except none of you are cool.

...Sorry, Sol.

*jumps the railing, bag waving in the wind.*

ANd don't you ever assume you know how Oi'm thinking again, boy.

*Exits through the crowd, smacking an exceptionally obnoxious crowd member with the mike as I go, and dropping it on the way.*
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Oi am fucking done with you closeminded fucklords and your refusing to even attempt to help us help you. We have tried, we've been advertising, we've made some of the merch you people have seen selling because you people can't afford to make your own merchandise. You refuse to show up on Boom because you know you don't have any pull over there, and Oi won't vouch for any of you.

Again, you want the SSW to leave. Foine.* All you had to do was say. But Oi am not staying here when you're rejecting my family, after they have tried to help in spite of my constantly asking them to drop this whole project and let me fucking leave. *Smiles from ear to ear, at the top of the crowd exit* Now... Oi CAN. Oi'm free. In this one way Oi thank you, because Oi was only stuck here for as long as SSW was here, and since they're apparently *offcially* not wanted... *smile widens*

Oi'd say it's been fun, but... Oi've hated every second Oi've been here. And if Oi ever see any of you again, it'll be too damn soon.

*Finally walks through the exit, whistling happily.*

(As a note, I *have* been saying this in character for... what? two months now? IC been looking for a good excuse to leave permanently this entire time. >_>')
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Tom
Boko/Stevie/Machete
Strife2/XIII
Zylo/Masked_Muscle/Piston_Honda

Dp

eddv/JEdwards
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Tom


David
13 strife
Sultan
Maniac
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Tom
Apollo
Strife2/XIII
Zylo/Masked_Muscle/Piston_Honda

Maniac

eddv/JEdwards
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Tom
Apollo
Strife/XIII
David

Stifled
The Empire of Silence
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Tom
Boko/Stevie/Machete
Strife2/XIII
Zylo/Masked_Muscle/Piston_Honda

Dp

Empire of Silence
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Sultan
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The Empire of Silence and the Dynasty have tied.

The second fall started at 5:51 EST it is now

Empire of Silence vs The Dynasty vs iHateThisCPU and Solio

This fall ends at 2:51 EST
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Raven
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Salutations! Tonight we shall say goodbye to the Slam Sultan and his friend the Maniac as The Broken Raven gets one step closer to completing his kingdom of ruin!

Tom
Boko/Stevie/Machete
EmeraldEgg/Eddv
Zylo/Masked_Muscle/Piston_Honda

Raven

CPU/Solio

The Empire of Silence
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Maniac
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Dynasty
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Tom
Apollo
Strife2/XIII
Davidponte

Vote Once Per Hour Never the same person twice in a row:

Sultan


Dynasty
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The second turmoil match featured, 1 vote for CPU/Solio, 1 vote for Empire of Silence, 2 votes for the Dynasty.

Last 8 hours. The number 1 contenders are between The Dynasty or Boko United!

VOTE FORM:
The Dynasty vs Boko United
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Stifled

Dynasty
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Dp
Dynasty
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I have found 2 voting errors, I believe.

Strife voted for both Stifled AND sultan
Sultan voted for Sultan AND maniac AND voted himself again right after

The rules were 1 person every hour, no 2 in a row right?

@Strife2 @TheSultanOfSlam
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I notice that so the sultan vote was the vote
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Also maniac
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Fine. Stifled was first on the list, so if you have to vote for someone, that fits I guess.

With that done, *Clotheslines Emerald out of his boots with Murder One and tags in XIII so he can hit On the Rocks*
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*beaten up*

Hah! I don't care if you hit me with murder one or murder one hundred, I'll keep coming back for more! I'll make sure that one day you're...EGGXTERMINATED!
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(I feel even less bad about this being my last show now :|)
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I was unsure if you were actually serious
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