Current Events > The longest lived land animal, Adwaita the tortoise, died at 255 (1750-2006).

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Boo_Mario 08/03/17 1:30:32 AM #1:	Judging from the years, it appears he almost reached, but did not make it, to 256. https://www.upi.com/Clives-tortoise-dies-at-age-255/41221143130253/ <cite>Boo_Mario posted [p:884093349] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote>Judging from the years, it appears he almost reached, but did not make it, to 256. https://www.upi.com/Clives-tortoise-dies-at-age-255/41221143130253/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Buzz Killjoy 08/03/17 1:32:50 AM #4:	His thought is slow but always kind. --- *Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?* <cite>Buzz Killjoy posted [p:884093425] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote>His thought is slow but always kind. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Butterfiles 08/03/17 1:33:12 AM #5:	he didn't even get to play kh3 smh --- http://www.last.fm/user/PigBun 56k warning <cite>Butterfiles posted [p:884093440] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote>he didn't even get to play kh3 smh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 08/03/17 1:34:44 AM #6:	I hope I can see as many things as that tortoise did. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 16; PiO ATTN: 2 Thank the lord, the PiOverlord! RotM wins 1 <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:884093488] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote>I hope I can see as many things as that tortoise did.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590 08/03/17 1:34:47 AM #7:	That tortoise was born before America was even a country. --- http://i.imgur.com/bbRWLI8.gif https://i.imgur.com/A0BErSV.jpg <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:884093491] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote>That tortoise was born before America was even a country.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Uncle_Drew 08/03/17 1:35:34 AM #8:	He was older than America Edit: too late lol --- Cleveland Cavaliers - Champions https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ecNu2E_cYKQ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OiQnbBtyBWU <cite>Uncle_Drew posted [p:884093514] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote>He was older than America Edit: too late lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sami1000 08/03/17 1:39:47 AM #9:	Godnorgosh posted... That tortoise has seen some shit. --- What's cooler than werewolf? Wereman! <cite>Sami1000 posted [p:884093670] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote><cite>Godnorgosh posted...</cite> <quote>That tortoise has seen some shit.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
idadpb 08/03/17 1:59:03 AM #10:	Fucking character encoding limit. Probably the tortoise didn't wanted to bug itself. --- Rafa: oh, you're charging up a meteor? right on lede? let me go poke her right as it comes down so she'll think i did it! - tactile_goblin <cite>idadpb posted [p:884094294] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote>Fucking character encoding limit. Probably the tortoise didn't wanted to bug itself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 08/03/17 2:03:05 AM #11:	idadpb posted... Fucking character encoding limit. Probably the tortoise didn't wanted to bug itself. Came to post this. Smh the programmer didnt do their job well and this happens --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:884094423] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote><cite>idadpb posted...</cite> <quote>Fucking character encoding limit. Probably the tortoise didn't wanted to bug itself.</quote> Came to post this. Smh the programmer didnt do their job well and this happens</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaname_Madoka 08/03/17 2:10:19 AM #12:	That's pretty amazing to think about. A sentient being that old. This might sound weird, but rest in peace. I hope to see even half of what that tortoise saw. --- Drawn for me by \| Popcorn_Fairy: https://i.imgtc.com/cvSNxRT.jpg \| Volkswagen_Bros: http://i.imgur.com/86XOVXb.jpg \| ShinobiNinjaX: https://imgur.com/bPb5vEV <cite>Kaname_Madoka posted [p:884094669] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote>That's pretty amazing to think about. A sentient being that old. This might sound weird, but rest in peace. I hope to see even half of what that tortoise saw.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 08/03/17 5:45:28 AM #13:	RIP --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:884099356] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote>RIP</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Frolex 08/03/17 5:48:15 AM #14:	damn, almost hit the kill screen --- http://i.imgur.com/HOLHd4k.gif http://i.imgur.com/six2WTN.gif <cite>Frolex posted [p:884099427] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote>damn, almost hit the kill screen</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
xBloodBrotherx 08/03/17 5:53:47 AM #15:	Kaname_Madoka posted... That's pretty amazing to think about. A sentient being that old. This might sound weird, but rest in peace. I hope to see even half of what that tortoise saw. There's a 0% chance of you living to 127. --- The above post is literally and objectively right. <cite>xBloodBrotherx posted [p:884099523] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kaname_Madoka posted...</cite> <quote>That's pretty amazing to think about. A sentient being that old. This might sound weird, but rest in peace. I hope to see even half of what that tortoise saw.</quote> There's a 0% chance of you living to 127.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaname_Madoka 08/03/17 12:19:32 PM #16:	xBloodBrotherx posted... Kaname_Madoka posted... That's pretty amazing to think about. A sentient being that old. This might sound weird, but rest in peace. I hope to see even half of what that tortoise saw. There's a 0% chance of you living to 127. With today's technology? You're right. I do hope that changes. --- Drawn for me by \| Popcorn_Fairy: https://i.imgtc.com/cvSNxRT.jpg \| Volkswagen_Bros: http://i.imgur.com/86XOVXb.jpg \| ShinobiNinjaX: https://imgur.com/bPb5vEV <cite>Kaname_Madoka posted [p:884112208] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote><cite>xBloodBrotherx posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kaname_Madoka posted...</cite> <quote>That's pretty amazing to think about. A sentient being that old. This might sound weird, but rest in peace. I hope to see even half of what that tortoise saw.</quote> There's a 0% chance of you living to 127.</quote> With today's technology? You're right. I do hope that changes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nomadic View 08/03/17 12:20:30 PM #17:	Bio1590 posted... That tortoise was born before America was even a country. That's the same thing I thought. --- {}\\{}(o){}\\//{}//=\\{})){}(< \\//{}{{-{}//\\{} {}xxxxxxxx{};;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;> <cite>Nomadic View posted [p:884112258] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bio1590 posted...</cite> <quote>That tortoise was born before America was even a country.</quote> That's the same thing I thought.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nomadic View 08/03/17 12:22:48 PM #18:	Kaname_Madoka posted... That's pretty amazing to think about. A sentient being that old. This might sound weird, but rest in peace. I hope to see even half of what that tortoise saw. It's a tortoise. I doubt he really saw all that much. It's not like he witnessed the signing of the Declaration and the creation of Mount Rushmore. You've already seen more than that tortoise ever did. --- {}\\{}(o){}\\//{}//=\\{})){}(< \\//{}{{-{}//\\{} {}xxxxxxxx{};;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;> <cite>Nomadic View posted [p:884112387] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kaname_Madoka posted...</cite> <quote>That's pretty amazing to think about. A sentient being that old. This might sound weird, but rest in peace. I hope to see even half of what that tortoise saw.</quote> It's a tortoise. I doubt he really saw all that much. It's not like he witnessed the signing of the Declaration and the creation of Mount Rushmore. You've already seen more than that tortoise ever did.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Medz2017 08/03/17 12:22:51 PM #19:	https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/db/74/5c/db745cd97136869757057660f4007fb8.png --- Hi <cite>Medz2017 posted [p:884112390] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote>https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/db/74/5c/db745cd97136869757057660f4007fb8.png</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaname_Madoka 08/03/17 12:23:59 PM #20:	Nomadic View posted... Kaname_Madoka posted... That's pretty amazing to think about. A sentient being that old. This might sound weird, but rest in peace. I hope to see even half of what that tortoise saw. It's a tortoise. I doubt he really saw all that much. It's not like he witnessed the signing of the Declaration and the creation of Mount Rushmore. You've already seen more than that tortoise ever did. Nope. --- Drawn for me by \| Popcorn_Fairy: https://i.imgtc.com/cvSNxRT.jpg \| Volkswagen_Bros: http://i.imgur.com/86XOVXb.jpg \| ShinobiNinjaX: https://imgur.com/bPb5vEV <cite>Kaname_Madoka posted [p:884112458] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nomadic View posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kaname_Madoka posted...</cite> <quote>That's pretty amazing to think about. A sentient being that old. This might sound weird, but rest in peace. I hope to see even half of what that tortoise saw.</quote> It's a tortoise. I doubt he really saw all that much. It's not like he witnessed the signing of the Declaration and the creation of Mount Rushmore. You've already seen more than that tortoise ever did.</quote> Nope.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1337toothbrush 08/03/17 12:26:10 PM #21:	This is why you don't store age in an unsigned byte. --- :D https://imgur.com/a/FU9H8 <cite>1337toothbrush posted [p:884112574] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote>This is why you don't store age in an unsigned byte.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 08/03/17 12:27:16 PM #22:	I don't even want to think about what happens if he had overflowed the byte. Baby again? --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:884112637] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote>I don't even want to think about what happens if he had overflowed the byte. Baby again?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MorbidFaithless 08/04/17 11:25:20 PM #24:	What allows them to live so long? Cells just take longer to stop? Lucky --- walk like thunder <cite>MorbidFaithless posted [p:884207723] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote>What allows them to live so long? Cells just take longer to stop? Lucky</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 08/04/17 11:31:18 PM #25:	MorbidFaithless posted... What allows them to live so long? Cells just take longer to stop? Lucky Some people think it is because they have a slower metabolism, and when the body is a metabolizing that is when signs of aging can show. Since they do it so slowly they can live longer. --- Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:884207995] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote><cite>MorbidFaithless posted...</cite> <quote>What allows them to live so long? Cells just take longer to stop? Lucky</quote> Some people think it is because they have a slower metabolism, and when the body is a metabolizing that is when signs of aging can show. Since they do it so slowly they can live longer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kisai 08/04/17 11:36:33 PM #26:	Boo_Mario posted... Judging from the years, it appears he almost reached, but did not make it, to 256. https://www.upi.com/Clives-tortoise-dies-at-age-255/41221143130253/ Of course he wouldn't. 255 is the maximum value. --- WHO MODS THE MODERATORS? <cite>Kisai posted [p:884208222] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote><cite>Boo_Mario posted...</cite> <quote>Judging from the years, it appears he almost reached, but did not make it, to 256. https://www.upi.com/Clives-tortoise-dies-at-age-255/41221143130253/</quote> Of course he wouldn't. 255 is the maximum value.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 08/04/17 11:40:36 PM #27:	Kisai posted... Of course he wouldn't. 255 is the maximum value. I feel bad for laughing at that. --- Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:884208421] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kisai posted...</cite> <quote> Of course he wouldn't. 255 is the maximum value.</quote> I feel bad for laughing at that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EyeWontBeFooled 08/04/17 11:42:50 PM #28:	Kisai posted... Boo_Mario posted... Judging from the years, it appears he almost reached, but did not make it, to 256. https://www.upi.com/Clives-tortoise-dies-at-age-255/41221143130253/ Of course he wouldn't. 255 is the maximum value. He encountered the killscreen. --- You come up with something better! <cite>EyeWontBeFooled posted [p:884208523] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kisai posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Boo_Mario posted...</cite> <quote>Judging from the years, it appears he almost reached, but did not make it, to 256. https://www.upi.com/Clives-tortoise-dies-at-age-255/41221143130253/</quote> Of course he wouldn't. 255 is the maximum value.</quote> He encountered the killscreen.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 08/04/17 11:44:45 PM #29:	apolloooo posted... idadpb posted... Fucking character encoding limit. Probably the tortoise didn't wanted to bug itself. Came to post this. Smh the programmer didnt do their job well and this happens That's just too bad. Another couple months and it would have overflowed into negative age. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:884208629] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote><cite>apolloooo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>idadpb posted...</cite> <quote>Fucking character encoding limit. Probably the tortoise didn't wanted to bug itself.</quote> Came to post this. Smh the programmer didnt do their job well and this happens</quote> That's just too bad. Another couple months and it would have overflowed into negative age.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 08/04/17 11:49:36 PM #30:	cjsdowg posted... MorbidFaithless posted... What allows them to live so long? Cells just take longer to stop? Lucky Some people think it is because they have a slower metabolism, and when the body is a metabolizing that is when signs of aging can show. Since they do it so slowly they can live longer. I watched a video not long ago that talked about it. They claimed that once they hit sexual maturity they stop aging. If they lived in a bubble where it wasn't exposed to disease, predators, etc they claimed that they could effectively live forever. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:884208855] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote><cite>cjsdowg posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MorbidFaithless posted...</cite> <quote>What allows them to live so long? Cells just take longer to stop? Lucky</quote> Some people think it is because they have a slower metabolism, and when the body is a metabolizing that is when signs of aging can show. Since they do it so slowly they can live longer.</quote> I watched a video not long ago that talked about it. They claimed that once they hit sexual maturity they stop aging. If they lived in a bubble where it wasn't exposed to disease, predators, etc they claimed that they could effectively live forever.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 08/07/17 1:56:50 AM #31:	Damn rip --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:884321929] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote>Damn rip</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hyperpsycho 08/07/17 2:04:01 AM #32:	All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. --- http://i.imgur.com/ZrnUI3A.jpg ~drawn by United_World <cite>hyperpsycho posted [p:884322171] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote>All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 08/07/17 2:25:36 AM #33:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOW4QiOD-oc --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:884322781] in The longes... [t:75632787]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOW4QiOD-oc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > The longest lived land animal, Adwaita the tortoise, died at 255 (1750-2006). (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > The longest lived land animal, Adwaita the tortoise, died at 255 (1750-2006).