Board 8 > B8UCA presents Wednesday Late Night Ruin ft MAYHEM returns to TV and Bedfellows!

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Current main topic:
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/76174073
UCA Master File:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gnuLaP8bOlDXKbs3Y1Y-8kbLkinD-CSr1K7aKfrQKqo/edit?hl=en&pli=1#

MAIN EVENT
Melee Mayhem was Originally a TV Title! Melee Mayhem Champion Solioxrz362 vs Maniac64 vs LusterSoldier In a GRIZZLY BEAR CAGE
Solio is going to be a fighting champion! Tonight, we take Melee Mayhem to it's roots! Random opponents in a random match PLUS BEARS! random.org picked Maniac and Luster!

Bear rules:
1. It will be a cage match. This does nothing extra except to make things more dramatic.
2. Joining the wrestlers will be an 800-pound grizzly bear. The bear has not been fed in days. It is quite hungry and impressionable.
3. Every 10 votes, whichever wrestler has the least number of votes will be eaten by the grizzly bear.
4. You can vote once per hour.
5. The e-pop superstar who gets eaten the LEAST wins the title. And also possibly most of his limbs.
6. Effectively there is a fall every 10 votes. In the case of a tie the Bear eats everyone.


Sultan Promos!
Sultan has something to say after it was announced both Sultan and Emerald will face Tom at the Rumble!

UNDERCARD

Mix-Matched Tag Partners! Apollo XIII Apollo_Phoenix/XIII_Rocks vs eaedwards6400/Strife2
It became evident that after WotR losing to the Kingdom on Sunday and team eaed being swept at SS that perhaps XIII and I will not be tag team champions. Well today, we switch it up. We reunite Apollo XIII to take on a team that I don't recall ever teaming, eaed and Strife!

BEDFELLOWS MATCHES!
davidponte/ImTheMacheteGuy vs Whiskey_Nick/Shaduln
Boko/StifledSilence vs Stevie3V/GTM
ZeroSignal620/greengravy294 vs Eddv/DPOBliVion

We would like to encourage everyone on the roster to attempt to make a new tag team! This is part of the problem that was made the most prevalent the other day when Strife and XIII had their disagreement. There are not other tag teams out there and it continues to allow XIII and myself to challenge with different partners. I challenge all of you to make a new tag team! Especially if you don't currently have ideas for UCA end game!

(also, all team were randomized and it gave me a good laugh that it set DP vs ZSig,
AGAIN!

THE CHAMP vs THE JESTER! LW Champ WiggumFan267 vs The Jester Stevie3V
It is not every day that a Jester can take on a champ. Let's see how it goes!

Gotta be up in about 5 hours VOTE FORM!
Apollo/XIII vs eaed/Strife
david/Machete vs Nick/Shad
Boko/Stifled vs Stevie/GTM
ZSig/gravy vs Eddv/DP

Vote once per Hour:
Solio vs Maniac vs Luster

@Shaduln
@GTM
@Eddv
@Maniac64
@Stevie3V
@LusterSoldier
@MajinZidane
@greengravy294
@WiggumFan267
@Solioxrz362
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@Whiskey_Nick
@TheSultanOfSlam
@XIII_rocks
@DpObliVion
@Emeraldegg
@StifledSilence
@davidponte
@ZeroSignal620
@Strife2
@Apollo_Phoenix
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*Sees the grizzly bear*

Bro.

BRO.

WHAT THE FUCK BRO WHO PUT THIS GRIZZLY BEAR HERE

YO BEAR CHILL DUDE NOT COOL

*Runs around the cage trying to avoid the bear*
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Vote once per Hour:
Solio
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Nick/Shad
Boko/Stifled
Eddv/DP

Vote once per Hour:
Maniac
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Solio
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMd-_1nQc_M

My name is Saul Leyman, and I am the advocate for the former reigning, defending, undisputed,

MELEE MAYHEM, and Undisputed Champion,

The Devastator,

David. Ponte.

Well, that was quite the Ultimatum, wasnt it?

Im not going to beat around the bush here, I lost my match, and my client lost as well. He lost his title, and he lost an opportunity to continue his incredible run of devastation.

But he is still The Devastator, is he not? He is surely still one of the top competitors in the UCA, right?

Regardless, Im sure hell be fine.

How about me though? Not bad for a first time performer, right? Hell, who knows where I can go from here. LW Champ? UCA Rumble winner? Epopmania main eventer? Maybe Ill even let my client ride on my potential wave of success and create a tag team! The possibilities are endless.

All I know is Ive got nowhere to go but up! This is it, everyone. The short dynasty of Saul Leyman starts tonight, and with The Devastator by my side, theres no one who could possi

You know what, Saul? Im tired of hearing you speak. Im sick of seeing you walk down this ramp with that smug face, as if youre somehow superior to any of the people here. Im exhausted of standing next to you as you spit out the same introduction every single time. Ive had enough of you cutting the same generic promo about me: The Devastator this, or, The Devastator that.

I think were all aware of my abilities as a performer. And maybe, just maybe, if you had done your job and managed me, instead of living in your fantasy world where you thought you had any chance at all of being relevant inside the ring, I wouldnt have had to come out here tonight and listen to you talk about how I lost my title, or how youre the next big thing.

Im officially relieving you of your duties. Its been great, really, and I dont regret the time we spent together and the mountains we scaled, but its long overdue.
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Youre relieving me of my duties? HA. Youre joking, right?

You. Youre firing me? Thats not how this works. You dont fire me. You dont have that power. What are you without me, huh? You think youre anything without me talking you up as if you somehow matter to these people?

Let me remind everyone here, and you especially, that when I approached you, you were wearing an Eagle costume. You were a joke. You were at rock bottom.

I made you. I created The Devastator. Everything thats happened in the last few months? Me. If I didnt show up, youd be at the bottom of the card, no doubt complaining, as you always have, about not getting the chance you deserve, or not being recognized.

Im genuinely shocked here. Not because you think you can fire me, but because you think you really amount to anyth

Are you kidding me? Do you hear the words coming out of your mouth? You really dont know a damn thing about me, or this place, do you?

You approached ME after I had nearly won the Bound For Whisky series in an Eagle costume. Do you know what it takes to do that? You dont think that I was pissed off, coming off of one of the most dominant Undisputed Championship reigns in recent history, to be put in an awful gimmick that was clearly meant to be a joke from the word go? You dont think that I worked my ass off to make that same gimmick into something meaningful, to take something meant to bury me and turn it into gold? Because I did all that Saul, I really did.

You dont think that I have a chip on my shoulder? To be known as one of the only guys who cared about this federation in a time when no one showed up? To have my big title reign all but forgotten, and to have gotten a thanks, but its time for the big boys to get back in the spotlight from everyone when they decided it was time to kill this thing and thought they all deserved one last run?

You know nothing about me, Saul. You really dont. I dont think youre aware of what Ive done here. I wont even make it to two years, but in that time, Ive dominated. And thats not me using any stupid catchphrases or buzzwords to play to the crowd, look at the stats. From my first night here, I started a record-breaking LW title reign, and an insane undefeated run. Sure there were lulls in between, but every single time I was recognized, I made damn sure I made the most of it.

There are people here who have been comfortable and consistently at the top forever, regardless of the work they put in, and thats great, but NO ONE has done what Ive done in the time Ive been here. An insane Melee Mayhem run. A damn good Tag Title reign. One of the best Undisputed Champions in recent memory. Ive been unstoppable, and Ive done it at every level, in an incredibly short time.
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I liked you better when you didnt talk. No one gives a shit about what you think youve done and I certainly dont either.

Well Im not done talking, Saul, and I wont stop talking until the UCA shuts its doors for good because Ive made a very short, very successful career here being the guy who wont shut up, who wont stop talking, even when his opponents dont talk back, who wont stop taking this as serious as he can, and who wont stop showing up each and every night.

But I am done talking to you. I know where I stand, Saul. I know I belong with the best, and Ive got seven weeks to show it.

Its been fun.

*reaches hand out*
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Screw your handshake.

*brings hand back, then grabs Saul and powerbombs him*

Screw you, Saul.

The UCA Rumble. Thats the goal, and dont think for a second that any of you wont hear me talk about it every chance I get until the day comes and I come out on top.
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I just spent an hour and a half writing a script for an argument in which I'm arguing with myself.

Also Saul is gone.
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eaed/Strife
david/Machete
Boko/Stifled
Eddv/DP
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Apollo/XIII
david/Machete
Boko/Stifled
Eddv/DP

Solio
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eaed/Strife
david/Machete
Boko/Stifled
Eddv/DP

Vote once per Hour:
Solio
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Oh no not Saul

The last great UCA NPC
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A draw. A tie... This sickens me that the Final Ultimatum Tournament Ends in a tie..

I should have been Crowed the Winner of the Tournament. LOOK AT THE FACTS!

ULTIMATUM Rules as follow.... Win and chose to advance or Take the Ultimatum

Lose if the Winner takes the Ultimatum you advance if not you are out.

But look at what the twisted administration does.. Solio and Emerald tie and what do they do? They throw the rule book out the window! Did they set a rematch? NOPE! Did both men be declared unable to go to the finals beacuse neither of them won? NOPE!

They do none of that and allow both men to either take the Ultimatum or advance. WHAT A HORRIBLE RULING!

I had to face EMERALD in a match one that I was outraged to even have beacuse he didn't deserve to step in the ring with me he didn't deserve that opportunity.

Then we tie. What does the administration do? They don't go with the score board and Hand me the WIN no no they play favorites to EMERALD AGAIN! He is their Tally monkey it doesn't surprise me. They play favorites by giving both of us the prize... that is fine but this makes my odds of becoming the Undisputed CHAMPION one last time unfair.

Emerald had the oddasity to say that I was scared to face him in a rematch.

Oh EMERALD how you are wrong Sir. YOU THINK THAT I AM SCARED OF YOU HA I LAUGH IN YOUR FACE.

So here is what we are going to do. I challenge you to a match and I will kick your ass if you accept. If you don't I will still kick your ass in the back. Then we will go on to the Royal Rumble Ppv where I will not only beat you down I will also get the oppertunity to beat down one of the twisted Authority who is playing favoritism for you The Champion Tom honestly it makes sense really Tom knows he can't beat me 1 on 1 so he had to put you in the match Emerald. Then I will walk Out as the New UNDISPUTED CHAMPION!

You want some Emerald Come Get some and I will make you BOW DOWN TO THE SULTAN!

IT'S THE YEAR IF THE SULTAN AND I'M JUST GETTING STARTED!
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I have something for you Sultan, but I'll hold my tongue for right now.
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Maniac
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Gotta be up in about 5 hours VOTE FORM!
Apollo/XIII
david/Machete
Boko/Stifled
Eddv/DP

Vote once per Hour Maniac
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzIgAx7G6ls

WotR failed yesterday. It's happened before, but this particular failure had more finality to it, since it came on the back of MM and Undisputed Title failures as well.

I've been in UCA for a long time and contributed more than anybody in that time. But those contributions, in an environment like this, lead to the creation of enemies. They were fun rivalries at the time, but old wounds don't heal so easily and that translates to my strength in matches. It's a problem...to have been around for so long and to have shared such personal, but exciting rivalries with so many. Eventually that catches up to you.

But maybe that's not it. Maybe the reason for those recent failures is born out of the desire to prevent me from reaching 1000 days as champ, my sole aim. Well, it worked. Even though I can technically still do it, by the time Combat rolls around it will have become an impossibility - I will have run out of time.

And this is a lesson in humility. I have achieved accolades, plural, in UCA that are literally unmatched by anybody else on the planet. You already know them, god knows I've mentioned them enough. But suffice to say I am B8UCA's greatest ever competitor and contributor - better than Boko, better than eddv or Jakyl or Solio or ZSig or Tom or Korayashi, and especially better than DP.

And the reason for that is my ruthless single-mindedness and desire to be remembered as exactly that. I have pursued greatness and have never failed in any of my goals - except this latest one, to reach 1000 days as champion.

Frankly, I wish I had failed earlier. It was at first hard to deal with but as I contemplated it, I felt a wave of humility and acceptance and purpose.

I have enough. I have enough accolades. Maybe a few years back I would have booked myself in two title matches, since holding two titles at once would allow me to reach that precious target. That's the single-mindedness I was talking about. But this time I will attempt to accept this rare feeling, this feeling of failure, with grace and humility.

You, the voters, have made it clear you don't think I should have 1000 days. A year ago I railed against UCA voters. This time I will simply nod and accept it. I will not hunt championships any longer.

I officially withdraw myself from all championship matches from now until the end of B8UCA.

Now is the time to make the most of what little time we have left, and that's what I plan to do. The only exception to the above statement is if I win the UCA Rumble - because who on earth would turn down the chance to main event the UCA's final show?

But presuming that doesn't happen, I want to find peace and enjoyment and happiness from now until the end. Tranquilo, I suppose.
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Solio
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Apollo/XIII
david/Machete
Boko/Stifled
ZSig/gravy

Vote once per Hour:
Maniac
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Apollo/XIII
Nick/Shad
Stevie/GTM
ZSig/gravy
Wigs
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Maniac again
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Solio
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Apollo/XIII
david/Machete
Boko/Stifled
Eddv/DP

Solio
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Here you go Luster
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Apollo/XIII
Nick/Shad
Boko/Stifled
Eddv/DP
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Solio
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XIII_rocks posted...

or Solio

bro chill bro

i'm trying to avoid this bear and i hear you stealing my thunder

not co-

*The bear nearly bites Solio's heels*

JESUS CHRIST THIS BEAR HAS NO CHILL
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I have a tag team that I would LOVE to make, if the potential partner would be willing.
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Well, XIII really took the words out of my mouth. Especially the "I am B8UCA's greatest ever competitor" part. I mean, sure, you have the total days thing, and 1,000 would've been a pretty awesome round number to hit. But a lot of those days were alongside with Nick in a weak tag division, and other less honorable title reigns, in a very long and consistent career.

But this isn't about you, because it's so often about you. You had your say, and you've earned the respect to be heard. I have my own words, too, in a similar sentiment. Being a champion is incredible. The efforts I've put in to win and hold championships is remarkable, including holding two at once for a period. But after a while, it consumes you. When I had lost my UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, I fell into a hole. Seeing time run out, I picked myself back up, won the title again, but then lost it again and fell back into that hole.

Now all that's left is the Royal Rumble and Epopmania. This is what I live for. Last year I took the Undisputed Heavyweight Title into the Rumble, putting it on the line in an unprecedented move just so I could still compete, and still walked out of there as the winner and went on to defend at Epopmania. My fire for the Royal Rumble will always burn strong, and I will absolutely be giving all my effort and then some to win the Rumble and go for the title at Epopmania.

But like XIII, I'm done chasing gold just for the sake of chasing gold. In its final days, there has to be more to UCA life than this. I saw it happen to XIII over the years, and now I'm seeing it happen to me: I've become weighed down by my past success, by the arrogance of rightly considering myself the greatest of all time, and thus have seen myself struggle and fail to live up to my own expectations, and it hurts.

There is opportunity in the tag division. I'm sorry, but I don't want it. Unlike XIII who wanted more but failed, I am content with the legacy I will leave behind. All that's left for me now are the Royal Rumble and Epopmania. It's time for me to fully focus my attention on the Rumble, the final Rumble, the most fun event of the year. I'll see you all there.
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Wow look at all the promos who do we think we are wwe lol
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Solio
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*Attempts to ride the bear. Is tossed across the ring.*

Maniac
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eaed/Strife
David/Machete
Boko/Stifled
Eddv/DP

Maniac
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Luster
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Apollo/XIII
david/Machete
Boko/Stifled
ZSig/gravy

Vote once per Hour:
Solio
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Question, because I forget, do votes get reset after the bear or no?

Edit: Nvm didn't matter, we didn't get a second eating
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