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Flappers
06/03/18 7:48:05 PM
#1:


Would you rather - Results (2 votes)
Have all of your family members see everything you have ever looked up online
0% (0 votes)
0
Go missing and have your unconscious body found in a pile of sex toys
100% (2 votes)
2
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RedPixel
06/03/18 8:55:56 PM
#2:


I've accumulated such a massive pile of 'wtf did I just click on' in my lifetime that anything even remotely embarrassing would be like trying to find a needle in a VPN haystack.

Guess I'd go for that option.
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LittleRoyal
06/03/18 8:59:25 PM
#3:


Have my family see what I looked up

Other than some lesbian porn Ive been pretty tame and I just watched some lesbian stuff because its cuter and sweeter.
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Flappers
06/04/18 2:01:59 PM
#4:


bump
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LinkPizza
06/04/18 2:05:24 PM
#5:


Sex toys. I could probably explain that better than everything Ive ever looked up. Haha.
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MICHALECOLE
06/04/18 2:09:38 PM
#6:


LinkPizza posted...
Sex toys. I could probably explain that better than everything Ive ever looked up. Haha.

Eeeeeeyup
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VixYW
06/04/18 2:31:07 PM
#7:


If the first ever happened, the interpol would probably be after me, so......

Can't I just go missing forever? lmao
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Flappers
06/04/18 3:58:49 PM
#8:


MICHALECOLE posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Sex toys. I could probably explain that better than everything Ive ever looked up. Haha.

Eeeeeeyup

Case in point -- mlp quote.
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Krazy_Kirby
06/04/18 4:00:46 PM
#9:


LittleRoyal posted...
Have my family see what I looked up

Other than some lesbian porn Ive been pretty tame and I just watched some lesbian stuff because its cuter and sweeter.


you think lesbian porn isn't tame?
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LinkPizza
06/04/18 4:03:52 PM
#10:


Krazy_Kirby posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
Have my family see what I looked up

Other than some lesbian porn Ive been pretty tame and I just watched some lesbian stuff because its cuter and sweeter.


you think lesbian porn isn't tame?

Some is, some isnt...
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Krazy_Kirby
06/04/18 4:05:21 PM
#11:


all of it is in comparison to other things out there
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LinkPizza
06/04/18 4:06:58 PM
#12:


Krazy_Kirby posted...
all of it is in comparison to other things out there

I mean, if youre comparing it to everything else out there, then a lot of normal porn is also pretty tame...
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Kyuubi4269
06/04/18 4:11:30 PM
#13:


VixYW posted...
If the first ever happened, the interpol would probably be after me, so......

Can't I just go missing forever? lmao

They're probably after you, having said that.
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Runner_style
06/04/18 4:13:11 PM
#14:


Can't remember everything I looked up, so I'll go with the safe option and be found with the sex toys.
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MICHALECOLE
06/04/18 4:18:32 PM
#15:


Flappers posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Sex toys. I could probably explain that better than everything Ive ever looked up. Haha.

Eeeeeeyup

Case in point -- mlp quote.

Eeeeeeyup is a mlp quote?
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VixYW
06/04/18 4:24:18 PM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
VixYW posted...
If the first ever happened, the interpol would probably be after me, so......

Can't I just go missing forever? lmao

They're probably after you, having said that.

Oh crap...
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Tails 64
06/04/18 5:40:28 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Flappers posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Sex toys. I could probably explain that better than everything Ive ever looked up. Haha.

Eeeeeeyup

Case in point -- mlp quote.

Eeeeeeyup is a mlp quote?


Commonly said by a character named Big Macintosh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0QHw7iy1Rg" data-time="

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Krazy_Kirby
06/04/18 5:46:08 PM
#18:


knowing mlp quotes is just admitting you are a brony....
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We_Win_Late
06/04/18 5:46:32 PM
#19:


if you dont live a shameful life you will find that you have fewer things to be ashamed of
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TheWorstPoster
06/04/18 5:47:49 PM
#20:


My internet history.

I don't look up that stupid MLP stuff, so I should be fine.
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wwinterj25
06/04/18 5:49:42 PM
#21:


Voted sex toys option because it's more easy to talk myself out of that one.
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wolfy42
06/04/18 5:52:07 PM
#22:


Do we get to keep the sex toys if we go with that option?

I'm down for both of em actually, cause option 2 sounds kinda fun.
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gguirao
06/04/18 6:09:54 PM
#23:


The second option would at least make a more amusing story.
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MICHALECOLE
06/04/18 6:20:59 PM
#24:


Tails 64 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Flappers posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Sex toys. I could probably explain that better than everything Ive ever looked up. Haha.

Eeeeeeyup

Case in point -- mlp quote.

Eeeeeeyup is a mlp quote?


Commonly said by a character named Big Macintosh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0QHw7iy1Rg" data-time="

But you know that it wasnt made up for that show, right?
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Flappers
06/04/18 7:28:18 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Flappers posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Sex toys. I could probably explain that better than everything Ive ever looked up. Haha.

Eeeeeeyup

Case in point -- mlp quote.

Eeeeeeyup is a mlp quote?

Apparently
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Flappers
06/04/18 7:29:18 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
knowing mlp quotes is just admitting you are a brony....

I ain't. But I can't go anywhere without having this shit shoved in my face! It's the internet, you're going to be bombarded with things you hate.
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TheWorstPoster
06/04/18 7:33:32 PM
#27:


Flappers posted...
Krazy_Kirby posted...
knowing mlp quotes is just admitting you are a brony....

I ain't. But I can't go anywhere without having this shit shoved in my face! It's the internet, you're going to be bombarded with things you hate.


Welcome to PotD.

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Syntheticon
06/04/18 7:34:45 PM
#28:


Go missing and have your unconscious body found in a pile of sex toys

Because that sounds hilarious and would hardly surprise anyone that knows me. The history thing would be embarrassing but easily explained by "what, you'd see a link for '2 lesbians midgets, a bucket of custard and a wetsuit with the ass cut out' and not click on it? Shame on you."
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Flappers
06/04/18 7:38:00 PM
#29:


Syntheticon posted...
Go missing and have your unconscious body found in a pile of sex toys

Because that sounds hilarious and would hardly surprise anyone that knows me. The history thing would be embarrassing but easily explained by "what, you'd see a link for '2 lesbians midgets, a bucket of custard and a wetsuit with the ass cut out' and not click on it? Shame on you."

Was this real? Shit, that sounds interesting. How can I find that link??
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Bugmeat
06/04/18 7:44:26 PM
#30:


LinkPizza posted...
Sex toys. I could probably explain that better than everything Ive ever looked up. Haha.

Hell yeah. There are all kinds of stories you can tell to explain that away. But there's so much stuff I looked up in the past I'd be mortified if anyone, let alone family members knew about it. Because the question is about stuff you looked up. Stuff you actually searched for, that you put forth effort to find. "I accidentally stumbled upon it" doesn't explain away multiple search phrase variations.


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adjl
06/04/18 7:56:37 PM
#31:


LinkPizza posted...
Sex toys. I could probably explain that better than everything Ive ever looked up. Haha.


Especially being unconscious. "I don't know how I got there" is pretty plausible.
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Syntheticon
06/04/18 8:35:23 PM
#32:


Flappers posted...
Syntheticon posted...
Go missing and have your unconscious body found in a pile of sex toys

Because that sounds hilarious and would hardly surprise anyone that knows me. The history thing would be embarrassing but easily explained by "what, you'd see a link for '2 lesbians midgets, a bucket of custard and a wetsuit with the ass cut out' and not click on it? Shame on you."

Was this real? Shit, that sounds interesting. How can I find that link??
Not actually a thing that I know of, just the first weird thing that I came up with but I'm sure rule 34 applies.
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