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Chewster 06/30/18 9:08:04 PM #1: |
Not women, ladies or girls, but FEMALES
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TheWorstPoster 06/30/18 9:09:13 PM #2: |
Easy.
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Joker_X_II 06/30/18 9:12:24 PM #3: |
You don't.
We live in an era where men get sent to jail for rape, just for looking in their direction for 2 seconds. You're screwed. --- PSA: "Real Gamers*" don't pay for Micro-transactions. *Pro-tip: You're not 'playing' the game, if you're paying your way through it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doctor Foxx 06/30/18 9:12:45 PM #4: |
Joker_X_II posted...
We live in an era where men get sent to jail for rape It's about time --- Never write off the Doctor! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 06/30/18 9:13:50 PM #5: |
Don't assume their gender.
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MrMelodramatic 06/30/18 9:15:43 PM #6: |
Heres what I do, in three easy steps
1. Be yourself (a fuckin weirdo) 2. Wait for someone to find that endearing and talk to you 3. Nod and say uh huh and yeah Boom. Sex. --- Proud to be EPic Texas Aggie, Class of 2018 A-Whoop! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 06/30/18 9:21:03 PM #7: |
Don't treat them differently because they have vagina.
Don't pretend to be something you aren't because they have a vagina. Basically, stop putting the vagina on a pedestal. Their vagina should the farthest thing from your mind. --- PSN - SunWuKung420 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 06/30/18 9:24:09 PM #8: |
SunWuKung420 posted...
-snip-. There ass is fine thought right? --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Chewster 06/30/18 9:24:26 PM #9: |
Uh, I wasn't really asking for advice but thanks I guess
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OneTimeBen 06/30/18 9:31:26 PM #10: |
Im not a ladies man but I know listening is a plus. Conversation can be easy if you just listen.
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Greenfox111 06/30/18 9:47:27 PM #11: |
Dont look them in the eyes when youre talking, they interpret that as a threat. To let them know that youre being attentive, keep your eyes wiiide open. Dont actually contribute to the conversation outisde of saying "yeah uh huh" cuz they prefer the strong silent men
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OneTimeBen 06/30/18 9:50:39 PM #12: |
Greenfox111 posted...
Dont look them in the eyes when youre talking, they interpret that as a threat. To let them know that youre being attentive, keep your eyes wiiide open. Dont actually contribute to the conversation outisde of saying "yeah uh huh" cuz they prefer the strong silent men Lol. Are you married? --- Still waters run deep. C Walk ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Greenfox111 06/30/18 9:52:08 PM #13: |
OneTimeBen posted...
Greenfox111 posted...Dont look them in the eyes when youre talking, they interpret that as a threat. To let them know that youre being attentive, keep your eyes wiiide open. Dont actually contribute to the conversation outisde of saying "yeah uh huh" cuz they prefer the strong silent men No but i know that if i follow these 3 easy steps i will one day be a pussy master --- Don't ask. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flyingpirate 06/30/18 9:55:21 PM #14: |
Is it that you are nervous or that you can't carry a conversation? Do they bore you?
--- "It's one of those things that just happens when idealism begins to viciously bludgeon realism." - Questionmarktarius ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OneTimeBen 06/30/18 9:57:32 PM #15: |
Greenfox111 posted...
OneTimeBen posted...Greenfox111 posted...Dont look them in the eyes when youre talking, they interpret that as a threat. To let them know that youre being attentive, keep your eyes wiiide open. Dont actually contribute to the conversation outisde of saying "yeah uh huh" cuz they prefer the strong silent men If it was just that easy. --- Still waters run deep. C Walk ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 06/30/18 10:02:19 PM #16: |
Chewster posted...
Uh, I wasn't really asking for advice but thanks I guess --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 07/01/18 12:27:08 AM #17: |
Chewster posted...
Uh, I wasn't really asking for advice but thanks I guess So you're basically saying that despite your topic title asking for advice, PotD and GameFAQS, shouldn't take anything you post as truth and can completely disregard any of your attempts to pretend you're an actual person? --- PSN - SunWuKung420 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Chewster 07/01/18 12:34:23 AM #18: |
Am robot beep boop
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OneTimeBen 07/01/18 12:36:14 AM #19: |
Good save
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SunWuKung420 07/01/18 12:37:28 AM #20: |
Most bots don't breakdown so quickly. Your programmer is a transparent pleb.
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EnvyFox 07/01/18 12:38:41 AM #21: |
Aye yo' don't even sweat that! Loc-Dog got you covered!
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Lokarin 07/01/18 12:42:35 AM #22: |
1. Find a female
2. Hello 3. What can you tell me about the Reapers? 4. This conversation is over [punch her] --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muscles 07/01/18 12:43:58 AM #23: |
Talk to them like dudes
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SunWuKung420 07/01/18 12:46:51 AM #24: |
Muscles posted...
Talk to them like dudes That's what I said! --- PSN - SunWuKung420 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nade Duck 07/01/18 12:58:26 AM #25: |
pretend you're happy.
--- https://imgur.com/ElACjJD "Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCyborgNinja 07/01/18 1:04:22 AM #26: |
Just be handsome then they'll talk to you. You're welcome!
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SunWuKung420 07/01/18 1:04:51 AM #27: |
Nade Duck posted...
pretend you're happy. Or just be happy that you are experiencing a fragment of reality and that by helping others enjoy there personal fragments can we can all be happy. None of us need to suffer. Only through desiring others' unhappiness does personal sadnesss occur. --- PSN - SunWuKung420 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Chewster 07/01/18 1:07:17 AM #28: |
Do the FEMALES get all worked up by pseudo-philosophical wisdom
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Lokarin 07/01/18 1:24:49 AM #29: |
Chewster posted...
Do the FEMALES get all worked up by pseudo-philosophical wisdom I got her number; how do you like DEM apples! --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Chewster 07/01/18 1:28:36 AM #30: |
Her phone number, or the number of chakras she has aligned?
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Mead 07/01/18 1:34:34 AM #31: |
Pretend they have a dick
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wolfy42 07/01/18 1:38:45 AM #32: |
Chewster posted...
Her phone number, or the number of chakras she has aligned? Wait....is she Xena!???!!! --- "did you steal my f***in signature" Helly ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Chewster 07/01/18 1:40:51 AM #33: |
That's a chakram, wolfy.
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wolfy42 07/01/18 2:26:40 AM #34: |
Oh, I was gonna say, Xena has some seriously nice Chackras:)
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Nightengale 07/01/18 2:44:08 AM #35: |
Make sure you tell them that theyre pretty smart for a girl.
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Nightengale 07/01/18 2:44:42 AM #36: |
Sorry, female.
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Jen0125 07/01/18 2:50:07 AM #37: |
and if they say they like anime just don't ask them to name at least 5 that aren't on netflix
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Bugmeat 07/01/18 3:01:22 AM #38: |
Mead posted...
Pretend they have a dick But then you'll just be disappointed when it turns out they don't. --- John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Golden Road 07/01/18 3:35:11 AM #39: |
Chewster posted...
Not women, ladies or girls, but FEMALES First bit of advice: don't call women "females." --- Who's your favorite character from "Bend It Like Beckham"? And you can't say Beckham. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Yellow 07/01/18 3:47:42 AM #41: |
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EnvyFox 07/01/18 10:00:53 AM #42: |
Golden Road posted...
Chewster posted...Not women, ladies or girls, but FEMALES Aaaaaaaaaand you've just activated his Trap Card. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrPrimemaster 07/01/18 10:38:27 AM #43: |
Stare directly into her vagina until she asks you about it. Then smoothly ask "Are you going to eat that?" At this point you will want to flop onto the floor and roll towards her until you are underneath her and wait for her to sit on your face.
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Chewster 07/01/18 12:14:13 PM #44: |
Nightengale posted...
Make sure you tell them that theyre pretty smart for a girl. Jen0125 posted... and if they say they like anime just don't ask them to name at least 5 that aren't on netflix Hopefully they like sports too so I can say they probably are just a bandwagoner who doesn't really know that much. The trifecta ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nade Duck 07/01/18 8:30:35 PM #45: |
SunWuKung420 posted...
Nade Duck posted...pretend you're happy. take a break from the LSD dude. --- https://imgur.com/ElACjJD "Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flappers 07/01/18 8:37:45 PM #46: |
Just walk up to her and press the 'A' button.
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SunWuKung420 07/03/18 9:56:11 PM #47: |
Nade Duck posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...Nade Duck posted...pretend you're happy. Did that 15 years ago. --- PSN - SunWuKung420 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wolfy42 07/03/18 10:16:18 PM #48: |
Chewster: Hi, are you female?
Girl: What?! Chewster: I asked for advice on how to talk to them. Are you a female? Girl: You.....asked for advice? From who? Chewster: Oh, this message board about video games, they know all about females on there. Chewster: So....are you? I know how to talk to you now if you are!!! Girl: *boggle* Girl: I am a girl, er, female yes. (backs up a bit). Chewster: Awesome!! Ok, the first thing they said was to walk up to you and press your A button. Could you tell me where that is? Girl: A button? Um, I don't want you pressing anything on me. Could...you go away please? Chewster: Oh no, I must have done something wrong. Wait, Give me another chance Please!!! Girl: Um, you have very weird friends. Chewster: Oh, most of them didn't friend me, I tried *sigh*. Chewster: Anyway, ok...um....they said to oh no, I messed up. I was supposed to nod and say uh uh, uh uh, Yeah!! Could you pretend I did that? Girl: *pulls out her cell phone and starts to dial 911* Chewster: Wait, I wasn't done talking to you. I can do this!! I am totally NOT putting your vagina on a pedestal I promise! Girl: *hits call* Chewster: *hears sirens in the distance and panics* What can you tell me about the reapers? --- "did you steal my f***in signature" Helly ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EnvyFox 07/03/18 10:31:50 PM #49: |
wolfy42 posted...
Chewster: Hi, are you female? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Chewster 07/03/18 11:04:29 PM #50: |
wut
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Nade Duck 07/04/18 4:12:44 PM #51: |
chewy why are you referencing mass effect in random conversation that's not gonna get you laid
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