Board 8 > Han FINALLY watches Infinity War, with live updates!

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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 9:07:06 PM
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As always, please do not spoil, but you can talk about things as I read them. My plan is to post updates as I go, but not look at the topic until I'm done.

I'll be starting in roughly 10 minutes! Gotta do HQ trivia first. Then... it's time!

hyyyyyyyype
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ZenOfThunder
08/26/18 9:08:39 PM
#2:


bro thanos is in it

enjoy
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FakeAccount3000
08/26/18 9:13:43 PM
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So are you watching it
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DanteIsSlacking
08/26/18 9:17:32 PM
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have you seen thanos yet
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ScareChan
08/26/18 9:18:09 PM
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Shonen_Bat
08/26/18 9:18:33 PM
#6:


Tag
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 9:22:34 PM
#7:


Starting now!
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 9:28:22 PM
#8:


Avengers: Infinity War

Oh man, this is right where Ragnarok left off. He killed... like, all the Asgardians? Loki is fine... PUT THOR DOWN RIGHT NOW

Ugh... they killed ALL of them?! WHAT ABOUT HEIMDALL

He has 1 Infinity Stone to start... but grabbing his second I guess.

"We have the Hulk"

Oh Thanos is stronger than the Hulk.
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 9:29:12 PM
#9:


Oh, there's Heimdall. Just ssaved Hulk with the Bifrost.

NO HEIMDALL NO FUCK NO
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 9:32:28 PM
#10:


Thanos's posse is kinda silly.

And now he has 2 stones.

Oh Loki, don't pledge to Thanos. Yeeeeeeahhhhh trying to sucker stab him wasn't a good idea.

NO LOKI FUCK NO FUCK NO
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 9:33:47 PM
#11:


Aaaaaaaand Thor's ship blew up.

Offscreen death. So Thor is ok. Right?
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 9:40:21 PM
#12:


Hey Stephen. Hey Wong.

"Thanos. He's coming."

"... who?"

Tony looks so old. Glad he and Pepper are solid. Married! Yay.

"We'll have dinner!" "Tony Stark, I need you to come with me".

Space, Reality, Power, Soul, Mind, and Time. Which one hasn't shown up yet? Soul?
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08/26/18 9:42:06 PM
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 9:42:26 PM
#14:


New York is under attack... again. As for usual.

Oh, I guess Peter DOES have Spider Sense in this incarnation.

Stan Lee "What's the matter with you kids, you never seen a spaceship before?"
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Maniac64
08/26/18 9:43:20 PM
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Marvel New Yorkers have just seen to much crazy stuff at this point.
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 9:44:19 PM
#16:


Oh, don't just go TALK to Thanos's dudes.

"Please get lost, Squidward!"

Uh oh, Bruce can't Hulk.

Ok, new Iron Man suit is pretty sexy.
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 9:49:07 PM
#17:


Oh, so this Thanos fanboy is a telepath. Of course.

"He's from space, he came here to steal a necklace from a wizard."

True.

Man, it's a good thing that Strange has a cloak that just takes him places.

And big guy got teleported to the arctic. And lost his hand.

"Wong, you're invited to my wedding" oh, so they're only engaged.

IRON SPIDER
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Paratroopa1
08/26/18 9:54:05 PM
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HanOfTheNekos posted...
Oh, so this Thanos fanboy is a telepath. Of course.

"He's from space, he came here to steal a necklace from a wizard."

True.

Man, it's a good thing that Strange has a cloak that just takes him places.

And big guy got teleported to the arctic. And lost his hand.

"Wong, you're invited to my wedding" oh, so they're only engaged.

IRON SPIDER

Congratulations! You've successfully bred the IRON MAN and the SPIDER-MAN together

Their child is a beautiful

PETER STARKER
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 9:59:18 PM
#19:


Tony will never not let down Pepper.

SPACE

Oh hey Guardians.

Heheheh Gamora is singing too.

"He is a man. A handsome, muscular man."

"He's like a pirate had a baby with an angel".

Oh my god, Starlord has the biggest issue with Thor xD

Thanos wants to wipe out half of all life. Just half, though. So he's not the worst person ever. Just half.

Zandar got decimated. Guess that all happened off-screen.

Thor and Rocket have the best scene.
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 10:05:35 PM
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Oh, Vision is a dude now. Been seeing Wanda for two years. That's adorable.

Wanda is a cutie.

Hahaha, Vision being a blubbering fool in love is great.

WE WILL DEEP FRY YOUR KEBAB

oh and then Vision got stabbed. Too bad Wanda is fucking insanely powerful. She's so strong, she killed a bunch of innocents with an explosive at the beginning of Civil War.

If Thanos's posse is this strong, then holy hell Gamora must be the strongest fucking character.

Ugh, no Vision and Witch are fucked.

HELL NAW IT'S CAPTAIN FUCKING AMERICA

And Falcon too.

And it's Tony Stark's secretary, Natalie Rushmore!

If she and Cap aren't banging then everything that happened between Civil War and this movie was for naught.
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 10:07:06 PM
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Oh, I guess Gamora's homeworld got destroyed by Thanos and the Chitauri...

aww Thanos is such a good dad
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NBIceman
08/26/18 10:07:21 PM
#22:


HanOfTheNekos posted...
If she and Cap aren't banging then everything that happened between Civil War and this movie was for naught.

Truth.
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 10:10:25 PM
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wait no, he's a child abductor

"If Thanos gets to me, please promise you'll kill me" ugh don't say that Gamora, that's a fucking Chekhov's gun.

Awww they're happy in love yeah she's gonna die.

Oh my god, Drax is the fucking best.

"How long have you been standing there?"
"An hour."
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 10:17:34 PM
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The music as the Guardians get to Knowhere is so Star Wars.

The Collector doesn't have the Reality Stone, of course he handed it off to Howard the Duck.

Thanos is so big and purple.

OH FUCK YEAH GAMORA

I KNEW SHE WAS THE STRONGEST CHARACTER IN MARVEL

Apparently Thanos WAS the best dad. She's really broken up about this.

Ohhhhh fuck, he had Aether the whole time.

What the hell, did he just kill Drax? No, I guess... not.

Yup, here it is. Gamora... :(

or not. FAKEOUT.

Thanos is best dad.
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 10:20:35 PM
#25:


Oh hey Secretary Ross

WAR MACHINE HAS ROBOT LEGS

aaaaand Digiplex just went down for a hot second
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 10:31:04 PM
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Man, I'm glad War Machine just said 'screw the accords'

Aww heartwarming reunion with Banner. Or not.

"There's an Ant-Man AND a Spider-Man?"

Oh hey T'Challa. Oh hey Bucky. OH YEAH BUCKY GETS A WAKANDAN ARM

Strange's cloak is da bess. And Tony is a good uncle.

"You ever see this really old movie, Aliens?"

Oh man, Peter is Doc Ock.

OH FUCK YEAH thanos fanboy is dead
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Waluigi1
08/26/18 10:31:16 PM
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Taaag
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 10:38:53 PM
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Peter is an Avenger now!

Ohhhh so Thanos's rock world... was in his ship the whole time?

Thanos is giving Gamora some food. Good dad.

Man, Thanos really reminds me of Kingpin. He has the same speaking tendencies. Also, he's an environmentalist. Seems like a pretty good dude.

OHHHHH the secret was that Gamora found the Soul Stone.

Nebula "very nearly succeeded" in killing Thanos? Man, if Gamora had a good chance to try, she could've just killed him whenever she wanted, then.

"You speak Groot?" "Yeah, I took it on Asgard, as an elective."

"You got a best friend?" "Stabbed through the heart." AWWWWW THOR CONSIDERED COULSON HIS BEST FRIEND :'(
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ZeldaTPLink
08/26/18 10:40:00 PM
#29:


Thanos is the culmination of 19 attempts from Marvel to write a good villain.

They succeeded.
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davidponte
08/26/18 10:40:44 PM
#30:


hype
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 10:43:44 PM
#31:


Oh, I guess Thor has two eyes again. Guess he was sick of wearing that eyepatch.

NIDAVELLIR oh Norse names

Groot, get off your game boy.

THE DWARF IS AN ACTUAL DWARF. IT'S PETER DINKLAGE
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 10:48:00 PM
#32:


Oh hell ya Nebula, kill that fucker.

"I do not want another single pop culture reference from you for the rest of this trip".

Iron-Man, Spider-Man, and Doctor Strange vs Starlord, Drax, and Mantis?

I'll take team 1.

"You're from Earth?"
"No, I'm from Missouri."
"That's on Earth, dipshit."

"You know Thor?"
"Tall guy, not that good looking. Needed saving."

Stormbreaker. "Yeah, that's a bit much."
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 10:52:01 PM
#33:


Mantis is jumping like she's in a bounce house.

"Fourteen million, six hundred and five"
"How many do we win?"
"... One."

WHAT THE FUCK

IT'S RED SKULL
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 10:54:42 PM
#34:


"In order to take the stone, you must lose that which you love. A soul for a soul."

Ugh, Gamora, stop making this stupid fucking speech about Thanos loving nothing. You idiot. No.
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 10:56:11 PM
#35:


Thanos is no longer best dad.
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 10:58:37 PM
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Damn.

Gamora was my favorite Guardian.
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Paratroopa1
08/26/18 11:00:10 PM
#37:


HanOfTheNekos posted...
Iron-Man, Spider-Man, and Doctor Strange vs Starlord, Drax, and Mantis?

I'll take team 1.

worst mercs match ever
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SeabassDebeste
08/26/18 11:07:34 PM
#38:


HanOfTheNekos posted...
Tony will never not let down Pepper.

SPACE

Oh hey Guardians.

Heheheh Gamora is singing too.

"He is a man. A handsome, muscular man."

"He's like a pirate had a baby with an angel".

Oh my god, Starlord has the biggest issue with Thor xD

Thanos wants to wipe out half of all life. Just half, though. So he's not the worst person ever. Just half.

Zandar got decimated. Guess that all happened off-screen.

Thor and Rocket have the best scene.

having never seen any guardians movies or thor movies, this was by far my favorite scene of the movie
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 11:12:50 PM
#39:


Digiplex keeps having issues.

Hahaha, Shuri is smarter than Bruce Banner.

"And get this man a shield!" Hell yeah.

I guess Thanos's posse knows the Mind stone is in Wakanda. This should be a fun battle!

Wakandans have lasers. Bucky has vullets.

WAKANDA FOREVER

Ohhhh shit T'Challa and Cap let's go.
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 11:17:03 PM
#40:


Thor literally going to be reborn in the light of a star.

Groot, get off your game boy.

Oh man, Groot just cut off his own arm to be the handle of the axe (Stormbreaker? That's not Norse. How lame)

But the lightning is going. So hype.

What is the name of these four-armed beasts that are eating Steve Rogers?
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 11:23:36 PM
#41:


HELL YES THOR

OMG THAT FUCKING AXE

THAT FUCKING ARMOR

THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY - THOR, GROOT, AND ROCKET

Ugh Thor is so fucking powerful
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 11:30:34 PM
#42:


Oh, so Thanos's home got destroyed because he DIDN'T kill half of everyone.

I really love how the Infinity Stones glow when he uses them. So only some of them are glowing at a time.

I also like how they keep dropping ships on Thanos.

Ugh no. Starlord is going to fuck everything up. Why did Nebula ruin everything.

Yup. Typical. And now Thanos is hitting everyone with a moon.

Spidey HAD the gauntlet off. With Gamora dead, Spidey is now the most powerful being in the universe?
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bryans7
08/26/18 11:33:04 PM
#43:


Moon throw might be my favorite part.

The whole Iron Man vs. Thanos fight is pretty good.
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 11:35:42 PM
#44:


Oh, Thanos's army has those roller drones from Star Wars.

Witch is fucking strong. Bitch, you get away from her.

Okoye and lack Widow vs chick with horns, that's not really a fair fight.

BRUCE JUST KILLED THE BIG GUY

So that's Tony with 1 kill, and Bruce with the other. If this keeps up, then Widow will kill one, Cap will kill one, and Thor will kill Thanos. Right?

Oh, no, Wanda gets the kill on the horn chick. And Vision on the staff guy. At least the Avengers are getting the kills, so I'm kinda close.
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 11:38:06 PM
#45:


Strange vs Thanos. I'm not sure if this is a fair fight.

But Tony vs Thanos is pretty good!

Or not.

Shit.

Tony no.

No.

NO!
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Xiahou Shake
08/26/18 11:42:53 PM
#46:


HanOfTheNekos posted...
Strange vs Thanos. I'm not sure if this is a fair fight.

These two trading blows with some of the most ridiculous shit ever seen in the MCU (black hole just casually tossed out and negated) is one of my favorite segments in the movie. Honestly the fight on Titan is start to finish one of the best things the MCU has ever done.
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 11:44:53 PM
#47:


Or not.

Strange knows that Tony has to live for them to win.

Oh, the stone was a star in the sky the entire time.

M'baku is so badass.

Oh no. Thanos is here.

Wanda isn't going to be able to kill Vision. She's not going to be able to destroy the stone. She'll be stopped.

Even Cap is getting in some good blows. But it's not enough.

Wait. SHE DID IT.
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 11:45:05 PM
#48:


SHE DESTROYED THE STONE.

Vision ded.
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Murphiroth
08/26/18 11:45:48 PM
#49:


HanOfTheNekos posted...
"You got a best friend?" "Stabbed through the heart." AWWWWW THOR CONSIDERED COULSON HIS BEST FRIEND :'(


I think he meant Heimdall!
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HanOfTheNekos
08/26/18 11:45:56 PM
#50:


Oh no the fucker has the Time stone.
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