Current Events > Girl at work says she won't date someone unless he has the 3 "Sixes"

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-Bhunivelze-
10/29/18 3:09:26 AM
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- Six pack
- Six feet tall
- Makes six figures a year

Would you stand a chance with this girl?
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toyota
10/29/18 3:11:24 AM
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-Bhunivelze- posted...
- Six pack
- Six feet tall
- Makes six figures a year

Would you stand a chance with this girl?

meat none of those criteria XD
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TheDarkCircle
10/29/18 3:11:40 AM
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"666"
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cmiller4642
10/29/18 3:12:33 AM
#4:


I wouldn't want to be with a shallow stuck up bitch like that
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Irony
10/29/18 3:13:49 AM
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Hail Satan!
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boxington
10/29/18 3:14:30 AM
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how does she look like, and what's her salary?
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hotcegaI
10/29/18 3:15:56 AM
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can you just get banned already duder
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Touch
10/29/18 3:18:29 AM
#8:


But what about a six foot penis
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Milkman5
10/29/18 3:21:02 AM
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is she hot af
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gamestunner
10/29/18 3:22:09 AM
#10:


I have a 6 pack under my gut.

I am 6 feet tall.

I make more than 6 custom toy figures a year.

What do I win what she look like?
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LordFarquad1312
10/29/18 3:26:45 AM
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6 pack
6 feet tall
6 miles unerect penis
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OwlRammer
10/29/18 3:47:17 AM
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LethalAffinity
10/29/18 3:51:30 AM
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wdlp
10/29/18 3:53:10 AM
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I bet shes
600 pounds
60 iq
60k in debt
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snowman9267
10/29/18 4:09:58 AM
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Around 15% of men are 6 feet or over, 5.4% of total Americans make 100k or more, and going off the fact that the average male bodyfat percentage is 28% and you need roughly <12% for a visible 6 pack (i don't remember off the top of my head) - I'd assume that the percentage of men with a visible six pack is 10% at the absolute max. Those men who meet all 3 are dating legit 9s and 10s in looks, personality, and intelligence. Good luck girl.
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ColdOne666
10/29/18 4:15:53 AM
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I'm over 6 foot tall, the other 2 are massive fails. She better be a 10/10 supermodel for me to put up with that crap.
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Dash_Harber
10/29/18 4:48:46 AM
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-Bhunivelze- posted...
- Six pack
- Six feet tall
- Makes six figures a year

Would you stand a chance with this girl?


One out of three aint bad.

Seriously, though, that sort of girl is far more trouble than they are worth.
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toyota
10/29/18 4:49:47 AM
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snowman9267 posted...
Around 15% of men are 6 feet or over, 5.4% of total Americans make 100k or more, and going off the fact that the average male bodyfat percentage is 28% and you need roughly <12% for a visible 6 pack (i don't remember off the top of my head) - I'd assume that the percentage of men with a visible six pack is 10% at the absolute max. Those men who meet all 3 are dating legit 9s and 10s in looks, personality, and intelligence. Good luck girl.

sounds like that 20/80 rule
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Sphyx
10/29/18 5:03:06 AM
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When she's a lonely haggard-looking cougar with three kids to six different guys, she'll change her mind.

Not that that will help her.
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Letron_James
10/30/18 8:02:38 PM
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6 dollars
6 kids
6th sense
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TiamatLover
10/30/18 8:03:51 PM
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The average Chad is unfuckable
The average man gets blasted by limitless woman dick
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SauI_Goodman
10/30/18 8:04:14 PM
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I thought for sure one of them was going to be 6 inch penis.
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Blue_Inigo
10/30/18 8:04:34 PM
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hotcegaI posted...
can you just get banned already duder

Ask and you shall receive
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pikachupwnage
10/30/18 8:06:17 PM
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catboy0_0
10/30/18 8:06:46 PM
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let me guess, she's like a 6 lol
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rikasa
10/30/18 8:07:03 PM
#27:


Dash_Harber posted...

One out of three aint bad.

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monkmith
10/30/18 8:07:17 PM
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bet that same woman would be all offended if you told her she's un-datable because her face/breasts aren't 10s...
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Nepsy
10/30/18 8:07:29 PM
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What she wants:

-Bhunivelze- posted...
- Six pack
- Six feet tall
- Makes six figures a year

Would you stand a chance with this girl?


What she has?: Someone elses kids!
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MutantJohn
10/30/18 8:08:33 PM
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Was this girl joking or did she say this seriously?
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bulletproofvita
10/30/18 8:10:10 PM
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Milkman5 posted...
is she hot af

Nah she's average at best
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jumi
10/30/18 8:10:43 PM
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I won't date a girl unless she's got the three Ds:

dollars
DDs
dat ass
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Pirate_Harris
10/30/18 8:10:47 PM
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TheDarkCircle posted...
"666"

Hail satan
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slimfizzle2
10/30/18 8:12:40 PM
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Sphyx posted...
When she's a lonely haggard-looking cougar with three kids to six different guys, she'll change her mind.

Not that that will help her.

How the fuck do six guys have three kids
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KnightofShikari
10/30/18 8:14:22 PM
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Pirate_Harris posted...
TheDarkCircle posted...
"666"

Hail satan

and have a lovely afternoon, madam
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Pirate_Harris
10/30/18 8:15:20 PM
#36:


KnightofShikari posted...
Pirate_Harris posted...
TheDarkCircle posted...
"666"

Hail satan

and have a lovely afternoon, madam

Good day for a sacrifice isn't it sir?
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YukihoHagiwara
10/30/18 8:23:13 PM
#37:


3 season passes to 3 different 6 flags parks
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Pirate_Harris
10/30/18 8:24:50 PM
#38:


6 shotguns
6 jeeps
6 cans of coffee

I think this should suffice
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slimfizzle2
10/30/18 8:31:14 PM
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Pirate_Harris posted...
6 shotguns
6 jeeps
6 cans of coffee

I think this should suffice

I'm beginning to think your not a pirate
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HylianFox
10/30/18 8:35:54 PM
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how about 6 arms?

hey, she could be Hindu
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Pirate_Harris
10/30/18 8:37:12 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
Pirate_Harris posted...
6 shotguns
6 jeeps
6 cans of coffee

I think this should suffice

I'm beginning to think your not a pirate

Well I am a pirate... but I carry an ak instead of a blade
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slimfizzle2
10/30/18 9:20:26 PM
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Pirate_Harris posted...
slimfizzle2 posted...
Pirate_Harris posted...
6 shotguns
6 jeeps
6 cans of coffee

I think this should suffice

I'm beginning to think your not a pirate

Well I am a pirate... but I carry an ak instead of a blade

But you aint got no rum or boats matey
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Tupacrulez
10/30/18 9:49:37 PM
#43:


This happened /10

If it DID,
She wasn't fucking serious bro/10
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IfGodCouldDie
10/30/18 9:53:12 PM
#44:


slimfizzle2 posted...
Sphyx posted...
When she's a lonely haggard-looking cougar with three kids to six different guys, she'll change her mind.

Not that that will help her.

How the fuck do six guys have three kids

Gangbangs.
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008Zulu
10/30/18 9:57:04 PM
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I have been rolling 3 dice for a few weeks now, one day I will roll 3 6's.
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NeuralLaxative
10/30/18 10:13:09 PM
#46:


Ask her if I can sub one for a >6 inch dick
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Ultima Dragon
10/30/18 10:18:03 PM
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It used to be the four sixes but now six inches is considered baby dick territory. Might still be okay for circumference though?

I also find it amusing that chicks that usually say these things are completely average or worse. Generally work in retail or some such job, no car/license, no place of their own (depends on parents/boyfriends/roommates), etc.
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Pirate_Harris
10/30/18 10:20:21 PM
#48:


slimfizzle2 posted...
Pirate_Harris posted...
slimfizzle2 posted...
Pirate_Harris posted...
6 shotguns
6 jeeps
6 cans of coffee

I think this should suffice

I'm beginning to think your not a pirate

Well I am a pirate... but I carry an ak instead of a blade

But you aint got no rum or boats matey

That's piratcist
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littlebro07
10/30/18 10:21:59 PM
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cmiller4642 posted...
I wouldn't want to be with a shallow stuck up bitch like that


This

But, I'm 6'2", have a 6 pack, but make 5 figures a year
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spudger
10/30/18 10:22:39 PM
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Work
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