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Breasts 11/08/18 11:42:36 PM #1:	So I met this girl on okcupid. She has a BA in Political Science and is working on her MPA. I have a BA in Political Science as well and I'm currently working on my MS in Political Science so I was kinda impressed by her and wanted to give this a chance. We had been texting for awhile and I was kinda excited to see her. The thing is I knew from her profile that she was thick but I didn't realize she was going to be THAT fat. Like she was WAYYYYYY fatter than I expected her to be. Literally when she showed up to my apartment I took my diary out and wrote "dear diary, today the ass was fat" Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base (I came) and then she hung out a bit an eventually went back home. The problem is I think she REALLY likes me now and I kinda never want to see her again. I think I am going to tell her I want to "take things slow" and try to slowly phase her out of my life completely. Anyone have any good tips on dumping girls? I don't want this to hurt. <cite>Breasts posted [p:912086254] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>So I met this girl on okcupid. She has a BA in Political Science and is working on her MPA. I have a BA in Political Science as well and I'm currently working on my MS in Political Science so I was kinda impressed by her and wanted to give this a chance. We had been texting for awhile and I was kinda excited to see her. The thing is I knew from her profile that she was thick but I didn't realize she was going to be THAT fat. Like she was WAYYYYYY fatter than I expected her to be. Literally when she showed up to my apartment I took my diary out and wrote "dear diary, today the ass was fat" Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base (I came) and then she hung out a bit an eventually went back home. The problem is I think she REALLY likes me now and I kinda never want to see her again. I think I am going to tell her I want to "take things slow" and try to slowly phase her out of my life completely. Anyone have any good tips on dumping girls? I don't want this to hurt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhereIsTheLove 11/08/18 11:43:24 PM #2:	Ghost or truth <cite>WhereIsTheLove posted [p:912086282] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>Ghost or truth</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RebelElite791 11/08/18 11:44:09 PM #3:	Breasts posted... Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base That isn't getting laid --- https://imgur.com/MS5SvzN Take better care of your teeth and f***, a lot more. <cite>RebelElite791 posted [p:912086318] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote>Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base</quote> That isn't getting laid</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Breasts 11/08/18 11:44:49 PM #4:	RebelElite791 posted... Breasts posted... Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base That isn't getting laid I finished on her breasts I think that counts as getting laid. When the nipple makes its first appearance = sex <cite>Breasts posted [p:912086342] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>RebelElite791 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote>Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base</quote> That isn't getting laid</quote> I finished on her breasts I think that counts as getting laid. When the nipple makes its first appearance = sex</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King_Hellebuyck 11/08/18 11:45:26 PM #5:	WhereIsTheLove posted... Ghost or truth --- All Hail King Connor! Official Connor Hellebuyck fanboy <cite>King_Hellebuyck posted [p:912086370] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>WhereIsTheLove posted...</cite> <quote>Ghost or truth</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RebelElite791 11/08/18 11:45:50 PM #6:	Breasts posted... RebelElite791 posted... Breasts posted... Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base That isn't getting laid I finished on her breasts I think that counts as getting laid. When the nipple makes its first appearance = sex blinks --- https://imgur.com/MS5SvzN Take better care of your teeth and f**, a lot more. <cite>RebelElite791 posted [p:912086386] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RebelElite791 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote>Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base</quote> That isn't getting laid</quote> I finished on her breasts I think that counts as getting laid. When the nipple makes its first appearance = sex</quote> blinks*</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hulkasaurusrex 11/08/18 11:46:05 PM #7:	Take her on a date to a farm and point at the pigs and say i thought you would like visiting your family. <cite>Hulkasaurusrex posted [p:912086395] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>Take her on a date to a farm and point at the pigs and say i thought you would like visiting your family.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 11/08/18 11:46:24 PM #8:	Breasts posted... I got to second base and she got to third base (I came) lmao --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:912086414] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote>I got to second base and she got to third base (I came)</quote> lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 11/08/18 11:46:28 PM #9:	Breasts posted... finished on her breasts Only counts as getting laid if you finish on her face or butt, bro. Everyone knows that. --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:912086417] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote> finished on her breasts </quote> Only counts as getting laid if you finish on her face or butt, bro. Everyone knows that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trickfinger 11/08/18 11:47:07 PM #10:	it's going to hurt regardless, you can't let that hold you up. it's on her --- I survived reading guys like you <cite>Trickfinger posted [p:912086453] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>it's going to hurt regardless, you can't let that hold you up. it's on her</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A_Good_Boy 11/08/18 11:58:14 PM #11:	Breasts posted... Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base Wait, what happened here? I've never seen this metaphor used this way before. --- Who is? I am! <cite>A_Good_Boy posted [p:912086945] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote>Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base</quote> Wait, what happened here? I've never seen this metaphor used this way before.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Breasts 11/09/18 12:03:08 AM #13:	A_Good_Boy posted... Breasts posted... Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base Wait, what happened here? I've never seen this metaphor used this way before. I played with her boobs and she gave me a handjob >_> <cite>Breasts posted [p:912087131] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>A_Good_Boy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote>Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base</quote> Wait, what happened here? I've never seen this metaphor used this way before.</quote> I played with her boobs and she gave me a handjob >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 11/09/18 12:03:35 AM #14:	Breasts posted... A_Good_Boy posted... Breasts posted... Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base Wait, what happened here? I've never seen this metaphor used this way before. I played with her boobs and she gave me a handjob >_> Wait I thought third base was oral I've been living a lie this whole time --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:912087149] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote><cite>A_Good_Boy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote>Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base</quote> Wait, what happened here? I've never seen this metaphor used this way before.</quote> I played with her boobs and she gave me a handjob >_></quote> Wait I thought third base was oral I've been living a lie this whole time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 11/09/18 12:04:49 AM #15:	littlebro07 posted... Breasts posted... A_Good_Boy posted... Breasts posted... Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base Wait, what happened here? I've never seen this metaphor used this way before. I played with her boobs and she gave me a handjob >_> Wait I thought third base was oral I've been living a lie this whole time Well, this guy thinks nipples = sex. Probably not the best source on the subject. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:912087204] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote><cite>A_Good_Boy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote>Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base</quote> Wait, what happened here? I've never seen this metaphor used this way before.</quote> I played with her boobs and she gave me a handjob >_></quote> Wait I thought third base was oral I've been living a lie this whole time</quote> Well, this guy thinks nipples = sex. Probably not the best source on the subject.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Breasts 11/09/18 12:05:19 AM #16:	littlebro07 posted... Breasts posted... A_Good_Boy posted... Breasts posted... Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base Wait, what happened here? I've never seen this metaphor used this way before. I played with her boobs and she gave me a handjob >_> Wait I thought third base was oral I've been living a lie this whole time Third base just means you made contact with genitalia, it could be oral but it doesn't have to be <cite>Breasts posted [p:912087227] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote><cite>A_Good_Boy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote>Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base</quote> Wait, what happened here? I've never seen this metaphor used this way before.</quote> I played with her boobs and she gave me a handjob >_></quote> Wait I thought third base was oral I've been living a lie this whole time</quote> Third base just means you made contact with genitalia, it could be oral but it doesn't have to be</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trickfinger 11/09/18 12:05:34 AM #17:	lollll you lost your virginity didn't you tc XP --- I survived reading guys like you <cite>Trickfinger posted [p:912087240] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>lollll you lost your virginity didn't you tc XP</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bestoffuture 11/09/18 12:06:06 AM #18:	DrizztLink posted... littlebro07 posted... Breasts posted... A_Good_Boy posted... Breasts posted... Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base Wait, what happened here? I've never seen this metaphor used this way before. I played with her boobs and she gave me a handjob >_> Wait I thought third base was oral I've been living a lie this whole time Well, this guy thinks nipples = sex. Probably not the best source on the subject. --- Proud leader of the Peypals Turbam 2020: Make America :V again <cite>Bestoffuture posted [p:912087266] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote><cite>A_Good_Boy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote>Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base</quote> Wait, what happened here? I've never seen this metaphor used this way before.</quote> I played with her boobs and she gave me a handjob >_></quote> Wait I thought third base was oral I've been living a lie this whole time</quote> Well, this guy thinks nipples = sex. Probably not the best source on the subject.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Breasts 11/09/18 12:06:10 AM #19:	Trickfinger posted... lollll you lost your virginity didn't you tc XP nope lost that when I was 17 <cite>Breasts posted [p:912087270] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>Trickfinger posted...</cite> <quote>lollll you lost your virginity didn't you tc XP</quote> nope lost that when I was 17</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Delirious_Beard 11/09/18 12:07:38 AM #20:	this happened --- https://i.imgtc.com/hB9W4JK.gif "Does our ruin benefit the earth? Does it help the grass to grow, the sun to shine? Is this darkness in you, too?" <cite>Delirious_Beard posted [p:912087316] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>this happened</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slothica 11/09/18 12:09:41 AM #21:	Leave town OP. You can't afford to buy a new couch every time she decides to eat one. --- I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked. slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE <cite>slothica posted [p:912087408] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>Leave town OP. You can't afford to buy a new couch every time she decides to eat one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
I4NRulez 11/09/18 12:09:47 AM #22:	you didnt get laid at all --- The night brims with defiled scum,and is permeated by their rotten stench. Just think. Now you're all set to hunt and kill to your heart's content. <cite>I4NRulez posted [p:912087412] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>you didnt get laid at all</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Breasts 11/09/18 12:10:23 AM #23:	I4NRulez posted... you didnt get laid at all I came on her boobs that's more than anything most of CE has done in the past 10 years <cite>Breasts posted [p:912087429] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>I4NRulez posted...</cite> <quote>you didnt get laid at all</quote> I came on her boobs that's more than anything most of CE has done in the past 10 years</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lordofmud 11/09/18 12:10:28 AM #24:	Probably just best to ghost. I mean, you owe her nothing at this point. She's going to think you're a bastard either way. --- I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides <cite>lordofmud posted [p:912087433] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>Probably just best to ghost. I mean, you owe her nothing at this point. She's going to think you're a bastard either way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 11/09/18 12:11:59 AM #25:	Breasts posted... Trickfinger posted... lollll you lost your virginity didn't you tc XP nope lost that when I was 17 Seeing how you think a handjob got you laid, I assume you lost your virginity by kissing a girl on the cheek? --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:912087500] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Trickfinger posted...</cite> <quote>lollll you lost your virginity didn't you tc XP</quote> nope lost that when I was 17</quote> Seeing how you think a handjob got you laid, I assume you lost your virginity by kissing a girl on the cheek?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarqueeSeries 11/09/18 12:16:30 AM #26:	How were her boobs tc You should at least smash for real before you scoot --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>MarqueeSeries posted [p:912087683] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>How were her boobs tc You should at least smash for real before you scoot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cuttin_in_farm 11/09/18 12:19:31 AM #27:	Hulkasaurusrex posted... Take her on a date to a farm and point at the pigs and say i thought you would like visiting your family. I shall acknowledge this post as good. --- A show of kindness may not do much help, but a show of cruelty may do much harm. <cite>cuttin_in_farm posted [p:912087810] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hulkasaurusrex posted...</cite> <quote>Take her on a date to a farm and point at the pigs and say i thought you would like visiting your family.</quote> I shall acknowledge this post as good.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 11/09/18 12:25:39 AM #28:	Breasts posted... When the nipple makes its first appearance = sex This is why Abstinence Only education does not work. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:912088093] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote>When the nipple makes its first appearance = sex</quote> This is why Abstinence Only education does not work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeuralLaxative 11/09/18 12:29:48 AM #29:	--- https://imgur.com/rPJnWhf <cite>NeuralLaxative posted [p:912088278] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Schwarz 11/09/18 12:30:57 AM #30:	DrizztLink posted... Well, this guy thinks nipples = sex. Probably not the best source on the subject. XFD --- I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. <cite>Schwarz posted [p:912088325] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote>Well, this guy thinks nipples = sex. Probably not the best source on the subject.</quote> XFD</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bestoffuture 11/09/18 12:31:01 AM #31:	008Zulu posted... Breasts posted... When the nipple makes its first appearance = sex This is why Abstinence Only education does not work. Nah, he just got his sex ed from episodes of Seinfeld --- Proud leader of the Peypals Turbam 2020: Make America :V again <cite>Bestoffuture posted [p:912088329] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>008Zulu posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote>When the nipple makes its first appearance = sex</quote> This is why Abstinence Only education does not work.</quote> Nah, he just got his sex ed from episodes of Seinfeld</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Villain 11/09/18 12:31:40 AM #32:	Uh, you didn't get laid dude. --- https://imgur.com/ZWNgMXL Formerly known as Will VIIII <cite>Villain posted [p:912088352] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>Uh, you didn't get laid dude.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 11/09/18 12:31:45 AM #33:	Breasts posted... When the nipple makes its first appearance = sex --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (4-5): https://imgur.com/haH0W8z <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:912088358] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote>When the nipple makes its first appearance = sex</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy 11/09/18 12:32:35 AM #34:	Fuck this topic. Make another about your sister --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR <cite>glitteringfairy posted [p:912088391] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>Fuck this topic. Make another about your sister</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Breasts 11/09/18 12:33:03 AM #35:	glitteringfairy posted... Fuck this topic. Make another about your sister I want to but I'll get warned again =/ <cite>Breasts posted [p:912088415] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>glitteringfairy posted...</cite> <quote>Fuck this topic. Make another about your sister</quote> I want to but I'll get warned again =/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stoltenberg11 11/09/18 12:33:45 AM #36:	Breasts posted... RebelElite791 posted... Breasts posted... Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base That isn't getting laid I finished on her breasts I think that counts as getting laid. When the nipple makes its first appearance = sex I don't think so Jerry --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate <cite>stoltenberg11 posted [p:912088444] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RebelElite791 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote>Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base</quote> That isn't getting laid</quote> I finished on her breasts I think that counts as getting laid. When the nipple makes its first appearance = sex</quote> I don't think so Jerry</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy 11/09/18 12:34:40 AM #37:	Breasts posted... glitteringfairy posted... Fuck this topic. Make another about your sister I want to but I'll get warned again =/ God damnit. For what it's worth I enjoyed them --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR <cite>glitteringfairy posted [p:912088473] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote><cite>glitteringfairy posted...</cite> <quote>Fuck this topic. Make another about your sister</quote> I want to but I'll get warned again =/</quote> God damnit. For what it's worth I enjoyed them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 11/09/18 12:59:24 AM #38:	I dunno bro, from the pics youve posted youre no dreamboat and kinda chunky yourself. You might have to settle. --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:912089284] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>I dunno bro, from the pics youve posted youre no dreamboat and kinda chunky yourself. You might have to settle.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bestoffuture 11/09/18 2:36:42 PM #39:	@Turbam You'd get a kick out of this topic. --- Proud leader of the Peypals Turbam 2020: Make America :V again <cite>Bestoffuture posted [p:912115211] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>@Turbam You'd get a kick out of this topic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 11/09/18 2:40:05 PM #40:	Tc trolling you guys hard lmao --- chill02 to me: you are beautiful <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:912115382] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>Tc trolling you guys hard lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kolibri X 11/09/18 2:42:53 PM #41:	Forgive me, I'm not in high school anymore... what do the bases mean again? --- Platinum GameFAQs Member <cite>Kolibri X posted [p:912115532] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>Forgive me, I'm not in high school anymore... what do the bases mean again?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Space_Man 11/09/18 2:42:59 PM #42:	Ghost her and make up another story tomorrow What will happen next in the life of breasts? Find out tomorrow on blogfaqs daily --- There sure are a lot of different mes just like you have a lot of different yous! I'm going outside to play now I hope all the different yous have fun too. Bye! <cite>Space_Man posted [p:912115538] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>Ghost her and make up another story tomorrow What will happen next in the life of breasts? Find out tomorrow on blogfaqs daily</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 11/09/18 2:44:35 PM #43:	LMFAO smh SBAllen "LMFAO" counts as all caps?! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:912115620] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>LMFAO smh SBAllen "LMFAO" counts as all caps?!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthGravid 11/09/18 2:44:48 PM #44:	Breasts posted... I4NRulez posted... you didnt get laid at all I came on her boobs that's more than anything most of CE has done in the past 10 years --- Torn between two minds. Is either correct? Perhaps together.....but how? Can it be done? <cite>DarthGravid posted [p:912115631] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote><cite>I4NRulez posted...</cite> <quote>you didnt get laid at all</quote> I came on her boobs that's more than anything most of CE has done in the past 10 years</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dyinglegacy 11/09/18 2:47:10 PM #45:	Hulkasaurusrex posted... Take her on a date to a farm and point at the pigs and say i thought you would like visiting your family. Am I garbage for blurting out in a coughing fit of laughter at this post? --- Voted worst user on CE 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, and 2017 Current e-argument streak: 0 wins. 49999 losses. <cite>Dyinglegacy posted [p:912115758] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hulkasaurusrex posted...</cite> <quote>Take her on a date to a farm and point at the pigs and say i thought you would like visiting your family.</quote> Am I garbage for blurting out in a coughing fit of laughter at this post?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vocedelmorte 11/09/18 2:52:25 PM #46:	Ghost her Or keep talking to her, whenever she initiates the conversation, but act annoyed and disenterested. She will eventually get sick of your attitude <cite>vocedelmorte posted [p:912116039] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><quote>Ghost her </quote> Or keep talking to her, whenever she initiates the conversation, but act annoyed and disenterested. She will eventually get sick of your attitude</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TommyG663513 11/09/18 2:52:53 PM #47:	cuttin_in_farm posted... Hulkasaurusrex posted... Take her on a date to a farm and point at the pigs and say i thought you would like visiting your family. I shall acknowledge this post as good. --- just tell them all your base doesn't belong to us because we were getting stoned...they'll understand-Ken156 <cite>TommyG663513 posted [p:912116056] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>cuttin_in_farm posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hulkasaurusrex posted...</cite> <quote>Take her on a date to a farm and point at the pigs and say i thought you would like visiting your family.</quote> I shall acknowledge this post as good.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 11/09/18 2:56:13 PM #48:	She knows where you live now and is *HUNGRY*, you fucked up. But really though, how fat we talking? --- Oda break tracker 2018- 7 (3) \| THE Ohio State: 7-1 \| Oakland Raiders: 1-6 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:912116225] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>She knows where you live now and is HUNGRY, you fucked up. But really though, how fat we talking?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TommyG663513 11/09/18 3:58:03 PM #50:	For real though, I've seen so many dating profiles of very overweight women and met quite a few in person. They've gotten much easier to spot. Basically, the headshots look great and the bodysuit do everything they can to make it look better. It's even worse if there are no body shots at all. Just run for the hills if no body shots. A girl with a very mildly acceptable body would want to show that off. --- just tell them all your base doesn't belong to us because we were getting stoned...they'll understand-Ken156 <cite>TommyG663513 posted [p:912119359] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>For real though, I've seen so many dating profiles of very overweight women and met quite a few in person. They've gotten much easier to spot. Basically, the headshots look great and the bodysuit do everything they can to make it look better. It's even worse if there are no body shots at all. Just run for the hills if no body shots. A girl with a very mildly acceptable body would want to show that off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trickfinger 11/09/18 4:00:05 PM #51:	TommyG663513 posted... Just run for the hills if no body shots. A girl with a very mildly acceptable body would want to show that off. you would think this is common sense lol. --- I survived reading guys like you <cite>Trickfinger posted [p:912119454] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>TommyG663513 posted...</cite> <quote>Just run for the hills if no body shots. A girl with a very mildly acceptable body would want to show that off.</quote> you would think this is common sense lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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