Poll of the Day > If we were intelligently designed...

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OhhhJa
11/14/18 11:56:25 AM
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We would have more meat on our shins so I didnt have to suffer for like 5 minutes after lightly hitting my shin on a compressor laying on the ground
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Sarcasthma
11/14/18 12:00:29 PM
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I suppose this is relevant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9j3heYZAk8&frags=pl%2Cwn
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Krazy_Kirby
11/14/18 12:00:56 PM
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work out more so some muscle goes over part of your shin when you flex/walk
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OhhhJa
11/14/18 12:02:31 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
work out more so some muscle goes over part of your shin when you flex/walk



Is this a real post lol
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SunWuKung420
11/14/18 12:06:31 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
Krazy_Kirby posted...
work out more so some muscle goes over part of your shin when you flex/walk



Is this a real post lol


The exterior half of my chin bone is covered by muscle. I'm not the only person like this.
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OhhhJa
11/14/18 12:23:46 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
OhhhJa posted...
Krazy_Kirby posted...
work out more so some muscle goes over part of your shin when you flex/walk



Is this a real post lol


The exterior half of my chin bone is covered by muscle. I'm not the only person like this.

No shit. I work out regularly. There is muscle over the outside of the shin but nobody's shin is completely covered. Not to mention, he said when you flex. Nobody predicts when they're about to kick something with their shin so that they can flex first. Even then it doesn't cover the whole bone. Anyone who says they have enough muscle over their shin so that's its immune to being hit is full of shit
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Krazy_Kirby
11/14/18 2:56:32 PM
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LinkPizza
11/14/18 3:11:17 PM
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Maybe God always bumped his shins and wanted us to know how it felt. Since he made us in his image...
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GanglyKhan
11/14/18 3:38:56 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Since he made us in his image...

Then why are there so many different races and eye colors? Hmmmmmmm?

Checkmate, atheists!
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LinkPizza
11/14/18 3:46:58 PM
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GanglyKhan posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Since he made us in his image...

Then why are there so many different races and eye colors? Hmmmmmmm?

Checkmate, atheists!

Because hes all of them, as well... and they all have shins as far as I know...
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Oops_All_Berrys
11/14/18 3:47:49 PM
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If we were intelligently designed why can I only come if I'm wearing a saddle and being spanked with a riding crop?
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Firewood18
11/14/18 4:33:06 PM
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And why do we both urinate and reproduce with the same part?
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LinkPizza
11/14/18 4:43:10 PM
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Firewood18 posted...
And why do we both urinate and reproduce with the same part?

Less parts to put together. And for some, they like it that way...
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_AdjI_
11/14/18 4:57:02 PM
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More importantly, why do we have our air hole closer to our mouth than our food hole? Choking shouldn't be possible in an intelligently-designed system.
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LinkPizza
11/14/18 4:58:19 PM
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_AdjI_ posted...
More importantly, why do we have our air hole closer to our mouth than our food hole? Choking shouldn't be possible in an intelligently-designed system.

We dont want too many holes. Wed be like Swiss cheese... which is delicious...
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SunWuKung420
11/14/18 4:59:25 PM
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Maybe you should get better at walking since a generator tall enough to bump your shin on, isn't exactly hiding.

Just saying. It's your fault for running into it. Stop blaming your chin. It's blaming you!
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MisterXiado
11/14/18 5:01:30 PM
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If humans were intelligently designed, we would have more than two middle fingers. No intelligent and social creature can reasonably function with just two. We need extra arms.
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OhhhJa
11/14/18 5:20:54 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Maybe you should get better at walking since a generator tall enough to bump your shin on, isn't exactly hiding.

Just saying. It's your fault for running into it. Stop blaming your chin. It's blaming you!

It engaged its active camp. It was jet black and sitting on asphalt in the pitch black. Someone set me up
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GreenKnight127
11/14/18 5:41:09 PM
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If we were truly designed by an intelligent entity, it wouldn't have made like 80% of humanity's jaws smaller than their wisdom teeth could fit in. Pretty fucked up if you ask me.

They would have also been kind enough to give us all infinite sets of teeth, like sharks, instead of the few we get.

We also wouldn't have so many complex needs in order to survive. Humans require soooooo many physical, emotional, psychological, and even spiritual needs in order to get through the day without going crazy. And it's absolutely sad how few of those needs are actually met for most people. It's almost like God programmed us to constantly be depressed.

Most other animals on the planet just need a basic defense mechanism and the ability to eat.....and they're happy as shit.
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Mover_of_Zigs
11/14/18 6:27:35 PM
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Yeah, well God just happens to be riddled with health problems and ill-equipped for survival in the wild.
He could have worked out all the kinks before firing up the assembly line, but it would have crushed his ego. Why do you think He's always hidden while demanding to be worshipped and thought of as perfect?
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GreenKnight127
11/14/18 6:29:14 PM
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Mover_of_Zigs posted...
Yeah, well God just happens to be riddled with health problems and ill-equipped for survival in the wild.
He could have worked out all the kinks before firing up the assembly line, but it would have crushed his ego. Why do you think He's always hidden while demanding to be worshipped and thought of as perfect?


Epic amounts of truth.
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SunWuKung420
11/14/18 6:29:37 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Maybe you should get better at walking since a generator tall enough to bump your shin on, isn't exactly hiding.

Just saying. It's your fault for running into it. Stop blaming your chin. It's blaming you!

It engaged its active camp. It was jet black and sitting on asphalt in the pitch black. Someone set me up


So, basically, you were looking at your phone?
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OhhhJa
11/14/18 10:06:00 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
OhhhJa posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Maybe you should get better at walking since a generator tall enough to bump your shin on, isn't exactly hiding.

Just saying. It's your fault for running into it. Stop blaming your chin. It's blaming you!

It engaged its active camp. It was jet black and sitting on asphalt in the pitch black. Someone set me up


So, basically, you were looking at your phone?

No I was carrying a large object. Quit thinking so one dimensionally bro
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Revelation34
11/14/18 10:24:16 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
So, basically, you were looking at your phone?


I didn't know you had cat eyes.
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Zeus
11/14/18 10:28:49 PM
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mooreandrew58
11/15/18 12:55:35 AM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
If we were truly designed by an intelligent entity, it wouldn't have made like 80% of humanity's jaws smaller than their wisdom teeth could fit in. Pretty fucked up if you ask me.

They would have also been kind enough to give us all infinite sets of teeth, like sharks, instead of the few we get.

We also wouldn't have so many complex needs in order to survive. Humans require soooooo many physical, emotional, psychological, and even spiritual needs in order to get through the day without going crazy. And it's absolutely sad how few of those needs are actually met for most people. It's almost like God programmed us to constantly be depressed.

Most other animals on the planet just need a basic defense mechanism and the ability to eat.....and they're happy as shit.


I read somewhere that apparently our jaws used to be bigger which allowed the extra teeth to come in. Something about now that we cook our food which makes it easier to chew our jaws adapted and became smaller. De evolution I guess. I used to assume that it was just really common for humans to loose teeth before their late teens before brushing became a thing.
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MisterXiado
11/15/18 8:30:40 AM
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Eating harder, tougher foods as a child stimulates growth that lengthens the jaws, making room for wisdom teeth.Alas, kids eat nothing but ice cream, pudding, and butter now, so they have that dull, mouth-breathing appearance with a pronounced overbite. My wisdom teeth came in just fine, but due to years of starvation as a kid, they all broke.
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Revelation34
11/15/18 2:03:56 PM
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MisterXiado posted...
Eating harder, tougher foods as a child stimulates growth that lengthens the jaws, making room for wisdom teeth.Alas, kids eat nothing but ice cream, pudding, and butter now, so they have that dull, mouth-breathing appearance with a pronounced overbite. My wisdom teeth came in just fine, but due to years of starvation as a kid, they all broke.


Lol.
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mooreandrew58
11/15/18 2:05:26 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
MisterXiado posted...
Eating harder, tougher foods as a child stimulates growth that lengthens the jaws, making room for wisdom teeth.Alas, kids eat nothing but ice cream, pudding, and butter now, so they have that dull, mouth-breathing appearance with a pronounced overbite. My wisdom teeth came in just fine, but due to years of starvation as a kid, they all broke.


Lol.


I actually did see a article about it. But also I'm not going to believe everything in the internet
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LinkPizza
11/15/18 2:10:00 PM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Revelation34 posted...
MisterXiado posted...
Eating harder, tougher foods as a child stimulates growth that lengthens the jaws, making room for wisdom teeth.Alas, kids eat nothing but ice cream, pudding, and butter now, so they have that dull, mouth-breathing appearance with a pronounced overbite. My wisdom teeth came in just fine, but due to years of starvation as a kid, they all broke.


Lol.


I actually did see a article about it. But also I'm not going to believe everything in the internet

Neither would I. Though, I would probably believe more off the internet than an enclyopedia...
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Revelation34
11/15/18 2:16:10 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Neither would I. Though, I would probably believe more off the internet than an enclyopedia...


It was more this that made me laugh anyway. "they have that dull, mouth-breathing appearance with a pronounced overbite"
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