Current Events > Pineapple belongs on pizza. It's pork products and beef products that don't

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bobbaaay
12/04/18 2:43:38 PM
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the only meats that belong on pizza are chicken (only in cases without tomato sauce -- like bbq chicken pizza, alfredo chicken pizza, garlic/butter sauce, etc.), shrimp, and clams. Sausage in RARE instances -- if it's the large, homemade sausages with caraway seeds in them.
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Giant_Aspirin
12/04/18 2:44:11 PM
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but that means no bacon .....
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Noirespanties
12/04/18 2:44:11 PM
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Pity post
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1337toothbrush
12/04/18 2:44:31 PM
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Any more shitty takes you'd love to dump on us?
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Reis
12/04/18 2:44:49 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
Any more shitty takes you'd love to dump on us?

pizza is literally just bread, cheese and tomato sauce
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bobbaaay
12/04/18 2:45:22 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
but that means no bacon .....


The number of times bacon is added to food items versus the number of times it actually makes the food better is a very small percentage.
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Axiom
12/04/18 2:45:41 PM
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bobbaaay posted...
shrimp, and clams

Hmmmmmm. As a lover of all things seafood this has me intrigued
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ghostmess
12/04/18 2:46:12 PM
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shrimp and fucking clams
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LordFarquad1312
12/04/18 2:46:20 PM
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Reis posted...
1337toothbrush posted...
Any more shitty takes you'd love to dump on us?

pizza is literally just bread, cheese and tomato sauce

Go ahead an try to make a living out of selling slices of bread with ketchup and sliced cheese. Tell us how that goes for you.
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Reis
12/04/18 2:46:35 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
Reis posted...
1337toothbrush posted...
Any more shitty takes you'd love to dump on us?

pizza is literally just bread, cheese and tomato sauce

Go ahead an try to make a living out of selling slices of bread with ketchup and sliced cheese. Tell us how that goes for you.

pizza shop owners do it just fine
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bobbaaay
12/04/18 2:46:55 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
Any more shitty takes you'd love to dump on us?


People who only enjoy meat products on pizza probably wear boxers, have testicles that smell like chlorine, and enjoy superhero movies.
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DrizztLink
12/04/18 2:47:39 PM
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Reis posted...
LordFarquad1312 posted...
Reis posted...
1337toothbrush posted...
Any more shitty takes you'd love to dump on us?

pizza is literally just bread, cheese and tomato sauce

Go ahead an try to make a living out of selling slices of bread with ketchup and sliced cheese. Tell us how that goes for you.

pizza shop owners do it just fine

Quit stealing bok's thing, Reis Krispeis.
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bobbaaay
12/04/18 2:47:56 PM
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Axiom posted...
bobbaaay posted...
shrimp, and clams

Hmmmmmm. As a lover of all things seafood this has me intrigued


Shrimp goes well on garlic/butter pizzas. I've also only had clam pizza once -- at an authentic Italian pizza places -- and it's delicious.
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1337toothbrush
12/04/18 2:49:15 PM
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bobbaaay posted...
1337toothbrush posted...
Any more shitty takes you'd love to dump on us?


People who only enjoy meat products on pizza probably wear boxers, have testicles that smell like chlorine, and enjoy superhero movies.

I enjoy vegetarian pizza in addition to pizzas with meat. What I don't enjoy is pineapple on pizza. That shit is meant for people with no tastebuds.
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andel
12/04/18 2:50:40 PM
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this is a frightfully bad topic
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bobbaaay
12/04/18 2:51:01 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
bobbaaay posted...
1337toothbrush posted...
Any more shitty takes you'd love to dump on us?


People who only enjoy meat products on pizza probably wear boxers, have testicles that smell like chlorine, and enjoy superhero movies.

I enjoy vegetarian pizza in addition to pizzas with meat. What I don't enjoy is pineapple on pizza. That shit is meant for people with no tastebuds.


Pineapple goes well on most pizzas. You know what's even better? Mango.
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RchHomieQuanChi
12/04/18 2:55:45 PM
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The fuck is this post
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Tappor
12/04/18 2:56:13 PM
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TC giving people who like pineapple on their pizza a bad name
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eggcorn
12/04/18 2:59:58 PM
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damnit bobbaaaay
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pauIie
12/04/18 3:06:43 PM
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bobbaaay
12/04/18 3:08:15 PM
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Pineapple isn't the BEST pizza topping - but it's better than bacon, pepperoni, or ham. by a looong shot.
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bobbaaay
12/04/18 3:08:51 PM
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the "best" pizza topping is either roasted red pepper or basil leaves
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Pogo_Marimo
12/04/18 3:15:50 PM
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Lmao I didn't know there were a bunch of clams in this topic! LMAO! XD
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Kickflip
12/04/18 3:17:34 PM
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I hear that ordering pineapple on pizza, then taking them off is the way to go. You get a subtle pineapple taste without messing up the texture of a good pizza or having to actually eat whole pineapple chunks. I've yet to try it, but it sounds dope.
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1337toothbrush
12/04/18 4:23:23 PM
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Kickflip posted...
I hear that ordering pineapple on pizza, then taking them off is the way to go. You get a subtle pineapple taste without messing up the texture of a good pizza or having to actually eat whole pineapple chunks. I've yet to try it, but it sounds dope.

More effort, same shit taste.
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MrNintendo1213
12/04/18 4:26:52 PM
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Who hurt you? Pepperoni, superheroes, and boxers are awesome. Clams, and all that other nasty shit you mentioned are terrible. Pineapple is goos on pizza doe. Pineapple pepperoni and jalepeno is the best.
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Dash_Harber
12/05/18 1:48:13 AM
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bobbaaay posted...
like bbq chicken pizza,


Ah, so you just don't have taste, then.
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Anti-245
12/05/18 1:50:08 AM
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TC would be correct except when clams are mentioned.
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SuperExcitebike
12/05/18 1:53:32 AM
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Lobster pizza is the tits
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shnangyboos
12/05/18 1:55:04 AM
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This is the worst opinion about pizza that I've ever seen.
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bobbaaay
12/05/18 2:28:52 AM
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Seriously - liking bacon and ham on pizza just shouts that you probably wear boxers, have stinky and hairy balls, watch action movies, make fun of people in skinny jeans, and listen to cock rock. You're not even a fuckboy or a basic bro - you're just a boring, normie dude who's insecure and has to overcompensate by eating tons of extra protein to feel more masc.
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ghostmess
12/05/18 5:14:49 AM
#34:


bobbaaay posted...
Seriously - liking bacon and ham on pizza just shouts that you probably wear boxers, have stinky and hairy balls, watch action movies, make fun of people in skinny jeans, and listen to cock rock. You're not even a fuckboy or a basic bro - you're just a boring, normie dude who's insecure and has to overcompensate by eating tons of extra protein to feel more masc.

Bacon and ham are two of my favourite things to have on pizza and I mostly watch obscure Japanese erotica and films of a spiritual nature, listen to female pop artists and hate superhero movies.
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frogman_295
12/05/18 5:21:09 AM
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gtfo
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008Zulu
12/05/18 5:30:23 AM
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throws a pineapple high in the air, and blasts it to pieces with a shotgun
That, is the only thing pineapple is good for.
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SaithSayer
12/05/18 5:41:01 AM
#37:


bobbaaay posted...
the "best" pizza topping is either roasted red pepper or basil leaves

MOST peppers have a red variant...
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bobbaaay
12/05/18 9:56:37 AM
#38:


SaithSayer posted...
bobbaaay posted...
the "best" pizza topping is either roasted red pepper or basil leaves

MOST peppers have a red variant...


No shit?
You're being intentionally difficult for no reason. You know what someone is referring to when they say "roasted red pepper," just like if you're American and you say "pickles" you're not going to sit there and say WELL ACSHULLY and argue about whether I'm talking about cucumbers or turnips.

Red bell peppers. In a jar. The only red peppers the majority of pizza restaurants put on their pizzas.
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DyingPancake
12/05/18 10:00:19 AM
#39:


bobbaaay posted...
Seriously - liking bacon and ham on pizza just shouts that you probably wear boxers, have stinky and hairy balls, watch action movies, make fun of people in skinny jeans, and listen to cock rock. You're not even a fuckboy or a basic bro - you're just a boring, normie dude who's insecure and has to overcompensate by eating tons of extra protein to feel more masc.


Some next level projection going on here
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bobbaaay
12/05/18 10:11:33 AM
#40:


DyingPancake posted...
bobbaaay posted...
Seriously - liking bacon and ham on pizza just shouts that you probably wear boxers, have stinky and hairy balls, watch action movies, make fun of people in skinny jeans, and listen to cock rock. You're not even a fuckboy or a basic bro - you're just a boring, normie dude who's insecure and has to overcompensate by eating tons of extra protein to feel more masc.


Some next level projection going on here


I'm just good at stereotyping. I don't fit any part of that bill.
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DyingPancake
12/05/18 10:43:38 AM
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bobbaaay posted...
DyingPancake posted...
bobbaaay posted...
Seriously - liking bacon and ham on pizza just shouts that you probably wear boxers, have stinky and hairy balls, watch action movies, make fun of people in skinny jeans, and listen to cock rock. You're not even a fuckboy or a basic bro - you're just a boring, normie dude who's insecure and has to overcompensate by eating tons of extra protein to feel more masc.


Some next level projection going on here


I'm just good at stereotyping. I don't fit any part of that bill.


None of those are stereotypes. They are just random things you're coming up with
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Paragon21XX
12/05/18 10:45:26 AM
#43:


This topic is bad and you should feel bad.
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0AbsoluteZero0
12/05/18 10:48:51 AM
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Hairistotle posted...
damn tc is worse than hoth

Damn thats harsh lol
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bobtuse
12/05/18 10:50:34 AM
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This topic is an abomination.
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DarthWendy
12/05/18 10:55:11 AM
#46:


Not a single one of you Yanks that have not set foot in Italy at least once in their lives to know what pizza actually means, (and not the degenerate blobs you obliviously slap that word on) should be allowed to talk about pizzas. The interdiction should be enforced by law, to avoid the avalanche of bollocks I just read...
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Superlinkbro
12/05/18 11:10:23 AM
#47:


Almost anything can go on a pizza. Hell I wouldn't mind trying Doritos or refried beans on pizza.
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bobbaaay
12/05/18 11:14:53 AM
#48:


DarthWendy posted...
Not a single one of you Yanks that have not set foot in Italy at least once in their lives to know what pizza actually means, (and not the degenerate blobs you obliviously slap that word on) should be allowed to talk about pizzas. The interdiction should be enforced by law, to avoid the avalanche of bollocks I just read...


I've been to good, neopolitan pizza places. That's where i had the clam pizza.
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SimpleMan
12/05/18 11:16:54 AM
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No love for anchovies?
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Flockaveli
12/05/18 11:18:40 AM
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But pork and pineapple is a god-tier combination.
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bobbaaay
12/05/18 11:27:31 AM
#51:


SimpleMan posted...
No love for anchovies?


Can't have an opinion. Never had. Don't they taste like smaller sardines?
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